The Benny Hill Show

The BEST episodes of The Benny Hill Show

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

The Benny Hill Show features Benny Hill in various short comedy sketches and occasional, extravagant musical performances by artists of the time. Hill appears in many different costumes and portrays a vast array of characters. Slapstick, burlesque and double entendres are his hallmarks. A group of critics accused the show of sexism, and Hill responded by claiming that female characters kept their dignity while the men who chase them were portrayed as buffoons

Last Updated: 4/6/2022Network: ITV1
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Name That Tune
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9.00
3 votes

#1 - Name That Tune

Season 11 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/1980

1.Benny's Ballad: Love 2.Fred Scuttle's Happy Holiday 3.Benny's International Television: T.V. Romania Te Rose 4.Station 007 New York Presents '1994' 5.Women's Lib Television 6.Name That Tune? 7.Hill's Angels in New York, New York 8.Benny Quickies 9.The Three Musketeers 10.Close: Three Musketeers Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
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Sale of the Half-Century
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8.50
4 votes

#2 - Sale of the Half-Century

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/21/1976

1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls 2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer 3.Sale Of The Half Century 4.Getting To Know You 5.Eddie Buchanan & Love Machine: Dancing In The Nude 6.Paul Eddington Asks: "Is There Anything In It?" 7.Benny Quickie: This Just Ain't Your Day 8.Biology With Bellamy 9.Supersonic 10.Closing: German Department Store

Directors: Mark Stuart
Villain of the Year
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8.50
2 votes

#3 - Villain of the Year

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/23/1977

1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue 2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera 3.Villain Of The Year 4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist 5.The Reluctant Bridegroom 6.Love Machine: Think of the Boys 7.Victorian Scandals 8.Love Machine and The Flash! 9.Double Date 10.Scouts & Guides Annual Fete 11.Closing: Scouts & Guides

Directors: Mark Stuart
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Leprechaun TV: Opening Night
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8.33
3 votes

#4 - Leprechaun TV: Opening Night

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/14/1979

1.Benny Quickie: Little Angel 2.Benny's Ballad: Benny's Place 3.Benny Quickie: Georgie Pest 4.The National Health 5.Leprechaun T.V. 6.Benny Quickie: Cosmetic Surgery 7.Benny's Monologue: No Place Like Rome 8.A Marriage Of Convenience 9.Naughty Bits! ("Hot Gossamer") 10.Benny Quickie: Noise Abatement Society Annual Dinner 11.A Poem: Faith, Hope & Charity 12.Benny Quickie: Dentists Annual Dinner 13.Geraldine: Casablanca 14.Benny Quickie: Flog it! 15.Wondergran Meets Dracula 16.Close: Wondergran Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Coalpits
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8.20
5 votes

#5 - Coalpits

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/1974

1.Benny Quickie: A Little Boy? 2.Benny's Musical Sermon: The Good Book 3.Benny's International Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Escorts 5.Benny Quickie: You Say Hawaii! 6.Match of the Week: Golden Goalies and Their Silver Saves 7.Judith Durham and the Hottest Band in Town: Strut Your Stuff 8.Coalpits 9.The Ladybirds: Yesterday Once More 10.Benny Quickie: Hooch 11.The Short and Unhappy Romance of Ted Tingle 12.Benny Quickie: Hooch II 13.Mexican Medley 14.Closing: Spanish Guitarist

Directors: Mark Stuart
Woodstick
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8.08
13 votes

#6 - Woodstick

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/25/1972

1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines 2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind 3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick 4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed Fal 5.Woodstick 6.Autumn Fashion Parade 7.Berlin Youth Choir Recital 8.Closing: Washroom Chase

Directors: Keith Beckett
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The Common Market Square Dance
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7.83
6 votes

#7 - The Common Market Square Dance

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/27/1972

1.Benny Quickie: Church Mission 2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad 3.Benny's Television Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret 5.The Christmas Booze-Up 6.The Ladybirds: Don't Stop The Music 7.Benny's Advertising Bloopers 8.Yackanory 9.Benny's Ballad: Portable TV Set 10.An American in Britain and Benny's Ballad: The Common Market Square Dance 11.Closing: Peeping Trees / Army Camouflage Unit

Directors: Keith Beckett
Spot Black
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7.80
10 votes

#8 - Spot Black

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/5/1973

1.Benny Quickie: Bad Cling 2.Benny's Ballad: News of the Family 3.Spot Black 4.Germany Calling 5.Fun at the Flicks 6.Berry Cornish: A Child's Question 7.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 8.Los Zafiros 9.Phone In With Ludovic Kennedy and Humphrey Bumphrey 10.The Band in the Park: Continental Capers 11.Closing: Federales De Los Pueblos

Directors: John Robins
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Down Memory Lane
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7.54
65 votes

#9 - Down Memory Lane

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/22/1972

1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park 5.Medical Memory Lane 6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days 7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World 8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision 9.Poor Prunella 10.Noel Coward's Little Things! 11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons 12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love 13.Closing: Escaped Convict

Directors: John Robins
Film Time at the Natural Film Theatre
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7.50
8 votes

#10 - Film Time at the Natural Film Theatre

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/7/1974

1.Benny Quickie: Romantic Pipe-Smoker 2."Faith" by E.M. Barrister 3.Senor Benny Presents Diana Darvey and El Sidney: Sway 4.Spy Games 5.Benny Quickie: Three Beans on Toast! 6.Design: Second Love 7.Film Time: Director Sam Speiler 8.Benny Quickies: Courting 9.The Minstrel Boy 10.Mr. TV Times 11.Closing: TV Times Chase

Directors: John Robins
The Sound of Frankenstein
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7.35
88 votes

#11 - The Sound of Frankenstein

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/11/1970

1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
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The European Song Contest
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7.34
163 votes

#12 - The European Song Contest

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/1969

1. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Your Secret Love" 6. The Russian Zone 7. Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Service 8. Mrs. Fripp: ITV's Most LoyalViewer 9. European Song Contest 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

Directors: John Robins
Is This Your Life?
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7.31
84 votes

#13 - Is This Your Life?

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/25/1969

1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

Directors: John Robins
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Superteech
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7.24
33 votes

#14 - Superteech

Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1983

1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein 6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour 7.Television Censors 8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner 9.Benny Quickies 10.Superteech 11.Superteech Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Cinema: The Vintage Years
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7.20
41 votes

#15 - Cinema: The Vintage Years

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/24/1971

1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" 3.French For Starters 4.The Messenger 5.The Grass Is Greener 6.Supermarket Dance 7.Benny Reveals All... about television! 8.The Ladybirds: "Close To You" 9.Cinema: The Vintage Years 10.Benny's International Bloopers 11.The Westminister Funsters 12.Chow-Mein and Cookie in the Restaurant 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
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The South Blank Show
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7.16
31 votes

#16 - The South Blank Show

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/30/1978

1.Benny's Ballad: Married Life 2.First Impressions 3.Digger Blue: Private Eye 4.Hotel Sordide 5.Fred Scuttle at Thames Television 6.The Cotton Mill Boys: The Orange Blossom Special 7.The Widow 8.The South Blank Show 9.Close: Sauna Chase

Directors: Keith Beckett
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Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock
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7.15
74 votes

#17 - Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/24/1971

1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez" 3.Benny's Bloopers 4.New England 1635 5.Chow-Mein: At Home with Henry McGee 6.St. John Bossom: Poet 7.Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo 8.The Ladybirds: "River Deep, Mountain High" 9.Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny & Cranny Faddock 10.The Movie Shakers: Mervyn Cruddy 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: David Bell (III)
The Bionic Baby
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7.15
34 votes

#18 - The Bionic Baby

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/1977

1.Benny's Ballad: Bianca Malone 2.The Sum Awards 3.Benny's Commercial Bloopers 4.Continental Cabaret with Diana Darvey 5.Pets: A Poem by Pam Ayres 6.Nor Iron Bars A Cage...! 7.Peter Seymour: New Political Correspondent 8.Reflections: Your Love Lifts Me Higher 9.Bionic Baby 10.Closing: Jackie Wright Goes Body-Building

Directors: Mark Stuart
A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
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7.12
32 votes

#19 - A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade

Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/1981

1.Benny Quickie: Crow's Feet 2.Benny's Ballad: Down On The Farm 3.A Tribute To The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 4.Channel Surfing 5.Benny's Monologue: Castaway 6.The Poster Girl 7.Benny Quickie: Camera Shy 8.Down The Road with Hill's Angels a. Keep Young & Beautiful b. An Occasional Man c. Ease On Down The Road 9.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 10.Bus Stop She-Hulk 11.Close: She-Hulk Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
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Holiday
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7.12
33 votes

#20 - Holiday

Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1983

1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up & Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
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Word of Sport
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7.12
34 votes

#21 - Word of Sport

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/18/1976

1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny & Jackie as Luke & Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spray? 7.Fatricia & Feter: The Pinal Foem of Faul Pinch 8.Benny Quickie: A Limerick 9.Some More Quickies on The Dance Floor 10.Strangers in The Night 11.Benny Quickie: Bus Stop 12.Benny Introduces Love Machine 13.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings! 14.Transistor Radio 15.Closing: Bill Poster

Directors: Mark Stuart
The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard
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7.11
85 votes

#22 - The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/28/1970

1.Benny Quickie: Park Bench 2.Benny's Ballad: "Suitcase on the Train" 3.Benny Quickies: Comic Look No.7 4.Boutique Mask Dance 5.Los Zafiros 6.The Bill Stickers 7.Benny Quickie: British Arms 8.Benny's Bloopers 9.Fred Scuttle: Mr. Show Business 10.The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard 11. Wind Of Change 12.Two's Company: "September Song" 13.Chow-Mein: East Meets West 14.Ted 14.Benny's Ballad: "Jose's Cantina" 15.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music
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7.08
36 votes

#23 - Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/1975

1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts 2.All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki 4.Gavin Blod: The Man & His Music 5.Benny Quickie: Irish Unemployed 6.Lee Gibson: The Moment of Truth 7."Long, Dry Summer" by Tennessee Robbins 8.Newer Faces 9.Closing: Fruit Stand

Directors: Mark Stuart
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The Little Dimpton Street Party
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7.06
31 votes

#24 - The Little Dimpton Street Party

Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/1982

1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird! 2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke 3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power! 4.Learning All the Time! 5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref! 6.Talking Point 7.The Little Dimpton Street Party 8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools 9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl 10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2! 11.The Video Machine 12.Benny Quickie: Caught! 13.In the Wrong Place 14.Mimed Striptease 15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List 16.Cops and Robbers 17.Cops and Robbers Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
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The Halitosis Kid
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7.06
62 votes

#25 - The Halitosis Kid

Season 18 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1988

1.Benny Quickies: Married Life 2.Brooklyn Benny 3.The Halitosis Kid 4.Celebrity Menu 5.Hill's Angels: A Night on the Tiles 6.Hill's Little Angels: Outdoor Games 7.Benny Quickies: State the Obvious! 8.National Smile Week 9.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
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