The BEST episodes of The Benny Hill Show
Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Benny Hill Show!
The Benny Hill Show features Benny Hill in various short comedy sketches and occasional, extravagant musical performances by artists of the time. Hill appears in many different costumes and portrays a vast array of characters. Slapstick, burlesque and double entendres are his hallmarks. A group of critics accused the show of sexism, and Hill responded by claiming that female characters kept their dignity while the men who chase them were portrayed as buffoons
#1 - Down Memory Lane
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/22/1972
1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park 5.Medical Memory Lane 6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days 7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World 8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision 9.Poor Prunella 10.Noel Coward's Little Things! 11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons 12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love 13.Closing: Escaped Convict
#2 - WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide
Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1981
1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes! 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.The Loser 4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That 5.Circus Clown 6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus! 7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc 8.Runaway with Hill's Angels 9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments 10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde 11.Close: Wondergran Chase
#3 - The European Song Contest
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/1969
1. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Your Secret Love" 6. The Russian Zone 7. Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Service 8. Mrs. Fripp: ITV's Most LoyalViewer 9. European Song Contest 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius
#4 - A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/1981
1.Benny Quickie: Crow's Feet 2.Benny's Ballad: Down On The Farm 3.A Tribute To The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 4.Channel Surfing 5.Benny's Monologue: Castaway 6.The Poster Girl 7.Benny Quickie: Camera Shy 8.Down The Road with Hill's Angels a. Keep Young & Beautiful b. An Occasional Man c. Ease On Down The Road 9.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 10.Bus Stop She-Hulk 11.Close: She-Hulk Chase
#5 - Big Poppa
Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/1981
1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete 3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather! 4.The Georgian Dancers 5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee 6.Big Poppa 7.News At Ten 8.Remote Control Hill's Angels 9.Man Wanted 10.Close: Man Wanted Chase
#6 - The Monte Carbolic Show
Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/1982
1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide 6.Benny Quickie: Risky 7.Cleaning Up Dimpton 8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II 9.The Monte Carbolic Show 10.Closing: The Park 11.Park Chase
#7 - The Little Dimpton Street Party
Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/1982
1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird! 2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke 3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power! 4.Learning All the Time! 5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref! 6.Talking Point 7.The Little Dimpton Street Party 8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools 9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl 10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2! 11.The Video Machine 12.Benny Quickie: Caught! 13.In the Wrong Place 14.Mimed Striptease 15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List 16.Cops and Robbers 17.Cops and Robbers Chase
#8 - Superteech
Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1983
1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein 6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour 7.Television Censors 8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner 9.Benny Quickies 10.Superteech 11.Superteech Chase
#9 - Holiday
Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1983
1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up & Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase
#10 - Scuttlevision
Season 15 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1984
1.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber 8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down! 9.On the Beach 10.Beach Chase
#11 - The Hot Shoe Show
Season 15 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/1984
1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase
#12 - The B-Team
Season 16 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1985
1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase
#13 - For Ever Love
Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/8/1985
1.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever Love 6.School Mistress: Female for Male 7.Hill's Angels: Oddball's Club Cabaret 8.Fred Scuttle: In Dependent Cinema 9.Hullo Sailor 10.Close: Rocket Launch
#14 - Carmen
Season 16 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/27/1985
1.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Quickie: Jury Service 7.Carmen 8.Benny Quickie: Cheeky Birds 2! 9.Dibbles Health Farm 10.Health Farm Chase
#15 - Testament Television
Season 17 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/1986
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Tattooist Mistake 3.The Love Ship 4.Benny Quickie: Fortune-Teller 5.The Bucket 6.Testament Television 7.Hill's Angels: Chez When 8.Benny Hill: Sexist? 9.R. Dibble Handyman 10.Closing Chase
#16 - The Herd
Season 17 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/31/1986
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: No Bra Underneath 3.Benny's Greatest Hits 4.Living the Dream 5.The Herd 6.Come To The Cabaret 7.Discrimination in the Workplace 8.Benny Hill: Behind the Scenes! 9.European Television a. Hott Sexe, Free Loofa und Lust orgie b. Cross-Strassen Motel 10.A Day in the Life of Rembrandt 11.Closing Chase
#17 - Funny Old World
Season 17 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/1986
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Left my Wallet at Home 3.Bijou Burlesque 4.Benny Quickie: Large Hypodermic 5.Benny Quickies: Honesty! 6.Funny Old World 7.Benny Quickies: Honesty II! 8.Proverbs 9.Benny Quickie: Doctor on the Go 10.The New York Slob 11.The Edited Sketch 12.Benny Quickies: Directions and Obsessions 13.Cagney & Lacey 14.Hospital Hi-Jinx 15.Closing Chase
#18 - The Halitosis Kid
Season 18 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1988
1.Benny Quickies: Married Life 2.Brooklyn Benny 3.The Halitosis Kid 4.Celebrity Menu 5.Hill's Angels: A Night on the Tiles 6.Hill's Little Angels: Outdoor Games 7.Benny Quickies: State the Obvious! 8.National Smile Week 9.Closing Chase
#19 - Club Chicago-Go
Season 18 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/27/1988
1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out 2.Bronco Benny 3.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken a. Stolen Potatoes b. Boy Scouts c. Fisherman's Catch d. Paddy's Dead e. Doctor's Prescription f. Wishbone g. Pain In The Back h. Another Wishbone i. Tax Time 4.Joggers 5.Pigeon English 6.Have a Butchers 7.Club Chicago-Go 8.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken II a. Unzipped b .Welcome To The Family c. Unzipped Again d. The Burglar 9.Down With President Fartas 10.Closing Chase
#20 - The Crook Report
Season 19 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/1989
1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92" 2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rustic Lasses 3.Hill's Little Angels: The Birthday Party 4.Fred Scuttle: The Daily Scuttle 5.Benny Quickie: Bad Memory! 6.Hills Angels: Sport 7.The After Dinner Speech Dinner 8.Benny Quickie: Sick As a Dog a. Rover Bit Your Mother b. Expecting 9.The Crook Report 10.Closing Chase
#21 - Holding Out for a Hero
Season 19 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/5/1989
1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking! 2.Scuttle's Circus 3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie 4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II 5.Heroes Through the Ages 6.Misunderstandings 7.Chow Mein: Home Catering 8.Hill's Angels: Photocall 9.Misunderstandings II 10.Jungle Antics 11.Closing Chase
#22 - Tales of The Unexpected
Season 19 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1989
1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary 2.Benny Quickies: Getting Away With It a. Can You Lend Me $5 b. The Morgue c. The Window Cleaner 3.The Good Guys 4.Marriage Guidance 5.Benny Hill: A Single Life 6.Hill's Angels: TV Shows Titles 7.Tales of The Unexpected 8.Hill's Angels: Happy Days 9.The Bill 10.Boon 11.Benny Quickie: You're Next! 12.School Master 13.Hill's Little Angels: Gone Fishing 14.Closing Chase
#23 - Women's Lib Television
Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/6/1980
1.Benny Quickie: Other Men 2.The Scarlet Pimple 3.Hollywood Grates: Chubby Dodds - Behind the Iron Curtain 4.Hill's Angels' Grand Gala 5.Benny Quickie: Milk Round 6.Women's Lib Television, Part 1: Sale Of The Century 7.Women's Lib Television, Part 2: Sports 8.Women's Lib Television, Part 3: Charlene's Angels 9.Close: Charlene's Angels Chase
#24 - Is This Your Life?
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/25/1969
1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius
#25 - The Sound of Frankenstein
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/11/1970
1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax