The WORST episodes of The Benny Hill Show

Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Benny Hill Show!

The Benny Hill Show features Benny Hill in various short comedy sketches and occasional, extravagant musical performances by artists of the time. Hill appears in many different costumes and portrays a vast array of characters. Slapstick, burlesque and double entendres are his hallmarks. A group of critics accused the show of sexism, and Hill responded by claiming that female characters kept their dignity while the men who chase them were portrayed as buffoons

Last Updated: 3/3/2024Network: ITV1Status: Ended
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Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
star
6.14
36 votes

#1 - Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/24/1975

1.A Host of Your Favourite Stars 2.Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman 3.The Dream Makers: Clyde Jarrow 4.Eddie Buchanan: Going Nowhere 5.There's Something 'Bout You Baby I Like! 6.Benny Quickies: Professional Men! 7.The Stamp Collector 8.The Golden Shot (beginning) 9.Benny Quickies: Professional Men, Too! a. The Golden Shot (conclusion) b. Record Shop c. Benny The Boxer 10.Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy 11.Closing: Safari Park

Directors: Ronald Fouracre
Writer: Benny Hill
The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
star
6.50
4 votes

#2 - The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/1973

1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ballet 5.Poetry Corner 6.The Deputy 7.Lee Gibson and John John Keefe: Happy Together 8.American Generation Gap 9.Benny Quickies: Advertising Bloopers 10.The Dalton Abbott Railway Porter Choir 11.Closing: Dept. Store to The Deputy Set

Writer: Benny Hill
The Great British Dancing Finals
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6.60
10 votes

#3 - The Great British Dancing Finals

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/27/1973

1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions 5.The Great British Dancing Finals With Terry Wobegone 6.Anne Shelton: Galilee Song 7.Departure Lounge With Mervyn Cruddy 8.Benny Quickie: No Milk! 9.The Ladybirds: Broadway Melodies 10.Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations 11.Closing: Gay Park Chase

Directors: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill
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Opportunity's Knocking
star
6.63
72 votes

#4 - Opportunity's Knocking

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/23/1970

1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours 5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel" 6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery 7.Benny's Bloopers 8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane" 9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 10.Opportunity's Knocking 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill
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Tales of The Unexpected
star
6.80
35 votes

#5 - Tales of The Unexpected

Season 19 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1989

1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary 2.Benny Quickies: Getting Away With It a. Can You Lend Me $5 b. The Morgue c. The Window Cleaner 3.The Good Guys 4.Marriage Guidance 5.Benny Hill: A Single Life 6.Hill's Angels: TV Shows Titles 7.Tales of The Unexpected 8.Hill's Angels: Happy Days 9.The Bill 10.Boon 11.Benny Quickie: You're Next! 12.School Master 13.Hill's Little Angels: Gone Fishing 14.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Holding Out for a Hero
star
6.85
34 votes

#6 - Holding Out for a Hero

Season 19 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/5/1989

1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking! 2.Scuttle's Circus 3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie 4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II 5.Heroes Through the Ages 6.Misunderstandings 7.Chow Mein: Home Catering 8.Hill's Angels: Photocall 9.Misunderstandings II 10.Jungle Antics 11.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time
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6.90
119 votes

#7 - Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/1970

1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill
Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
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6.92
37 votes

#8 - Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/12/1975

1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fred Scuttle: Thames Television Producer 6.Benny Quickie: A Racing Cert? 7.Diana Darvey: It's Nice to Go Trav'lin 8.Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy: The Catch 9.Benny Quickie: It's Me! 10.Film Talk With King of the Kung Fu Cult, J. Arthur Mein 11.Midnight in Soho 12.Closing: Dimpton Health & Sun Club

Directors: Mark Stuart
Writer: Benny Hill
The B-Team
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6.94
32 votes

#9 - The B-Team

Season 16 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1985

1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Testament Television
star
6.94
33 votes

#10 - Testament Television

Season 17 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/1986

1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Tattooist Mistake 3.The Love Ship 4.Benny Quickie: Fortune-Teller 5.The Bucket 6.Testament Television 7.Hill's Angels: Chez When 8.Benny Hill: Sexist? 9.R. Dibble Handyman 10.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Undercover Sanitary Inspector
star
6.95
41 votes

#11 - Undercover Sanitary Inspector

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/1971

1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers 6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now" 7.Learning All the Time! 8.Benny Quickie: Night George! 9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey 10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary" 11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax

Directors: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill
The Monte Carbolic Show
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6.97
31 votes

#12 - The Monte Carbolic Show

Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/1982

1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide 6.Benny Quickie: Risky 7.Cleaning Up Dimpton 8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II 9.The Monte Carbolic Show 10.Closing: The Park 11.Park Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
Big Poppa
star
6.97
31 votes

#13 - Big Poppa

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/1981

1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete 3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather! 4.The Georgian Dancers 5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee 6.Big Poppa 7.News At Ten 8.Remote Control Hill's Angels 9.Man Wanted 10.Close: Man Wanted Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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For Ever Love
star
6.97
31 votes

#14 - For Ever Love

Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/8/1985

1.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever Love 6.School Mistress: Female for Male 7.Hill's Angels: Oddball's Club Cabaret 8.Fred Scuttle: In Dependent Cinema 9.Hullo Sailor 10.Close: Rocket Launch

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Carmen
star
6.97
31 votes

#15 - Carmen

Season 16 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/27/1985

1.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Quickie: Jury Service 7.Carmen 8.Benny Quickie: Cheeky Birds 2! 9.Dibbles Health Farm 10.Health Farm Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Club Chicago-Go
star
6.97
32 votes

#16 - Club Chicago-Go

Season 18 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/27/1988

1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out 2.Bronco Benny 3.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken a. Stolen Potatoes b. Boy Scouts c. Fisherman's Catch d. Paddy's Dead e. Doctor's Prescription f. Wishbone g. Pain In The Back h. Another Wishbone i. Tax Time 4.Joggers 5.Pigeon English 6.Have a Butchers 7.Club Chicago-Go 8.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken II a. Unzipped b .Welcome To The Family c. Unzipped Again d. The Burglar 9.Down With President Fartas 10.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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The Hot Shoe Show
star
6.97
32 votes

#17 - The Hot Shoe Show

Season 15 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/1984

1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid
star
6.97
34 votes

#18 - Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid

Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/1980

1.Thames Logo 2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy 4.Art Gallery Munchies 5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal 6.Hill's Angels in Madame Louise Summer Collection 7.The Medieval Jester 8.The Fudpuckers 9.Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid 10.Hill's Angels Climax

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide
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6.97
35 votes

#19 - WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1981

1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes! 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.The Loser 4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That 5.Circus Clown 6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus! 7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc 8.Runaway with Hill's Angels 9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments 10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde 11.Close: Wondergran Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
The Herd
star
6.98
61 votes

#20 - The Herd

Season 17 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/31/1986

1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: No Bra Underneath 3.Benny's Greatest Hits 4.Living the Dream 5.The Herd 6.Come To The Cabaret 7.Discrimination in the Workplace 8.Benny Hill: Behind the Scenes! 9.European Television a. Hott Sexe, Free Loofa und Lust orgie b. Cross-Strassen Motel 10.A Day in the Life of Rembrandt 11.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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World of Sport
star
7.00
36 votes

#21 - World of Sport

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/18/1976

1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny & Jackie as Luke & Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spray? 7.Fatricia & Feter: The Pinal Foem of Faul Pinch 8.Benny Quickie: A Limerick 9.Some More Quickies on The Dance Floor 10.Strangers in The Night 11.Benny Quickie: Bus Stop 12.Benny Introduces Love Machine 13.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings! 14.Transistor Radio 15.Closing: Bill Poster

Directors: Mark Stuart
Writer: Benny Hill
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The Crook Report
star
7.00
42 votes

#22 - The Crook Report

Season 19 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/1989

1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92" 2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rustic Lasses 3.Hill's Little Angels: The Birthday Party 4.Fred Scuttle: The Daily Scuttle 5.Benny Quickie: Bad Memory! 6.Hills Angels: Sport 7.The After Dinner Speech Dinner 8.Benny Quickie: Sick As a Dog a. Rover Bit Your Mother b. Expecting 9.The Crook Report 10.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Funny Old World
star
7.00
32 votes

#23 - Funny Old World

Season 17 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/1986

1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Left my Wallet at Home 3.Bijou Burlesque 4.Benny Quickie: Large Hypodermic 5.Benny Quickies: Honesty! 6.Funny Old World 7.Benny Quickies: Honesty II! 8.Proverbs 9.Benny Quickie: Doctor on the Go 10.The New York Slob 11.The Edited Sketch 12.Benny Quickies: Directions and Obsessions 13.Cagney & Lacey 14.Hospital Hi-Jinx 15.Closing Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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Scuttlevision
star
7.00
31 votes

#24 - Scuttlevision

Season 15 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1984

1.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber 8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down! 9.On the Beach 10.Beach Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
Holiday
star
7.00
33 votes

#25 - Holiday

Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1983

1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up & Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase

Directors: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill
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