The WORST episodes of The Benny Hill Show
Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Benny Hill Show!
The Benny Hill Show features Benny Hill in various short comedy sketches and occasional, extravagant musical performances by artists of the time. Hill appears in many different costumes and portrays a vast array of characters. Slapstick, burlesque and double entendres are his hallmarks. A group of critics accused the show of sexism, and Hill responded by claiming that female characters kept their dignity while the men who chase them were portrayed as buffoons
#1 - Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/24/1975
1.A Host of Your Favourite Stars 2.Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman 3.The Dream Makers: Clyde Jarrow 4.Eddie Buchanan: Going Nowhere 5.There's Something 'Bout You Baby I Like! 6.Benny Quickies: Professional Men! 7.The Stamp Collector 8.The Golden Shot (beginning) 9.Benny Quickies: Professional Men, Too! a. The Golden Shot (conclusion) b. Record Shop c. Benny The Boxer 10.Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy 11.Closing: Safari Park
#2 - The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/1973
1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ballet 5.Poetry Corner 6.The Deputy 7.Lee Gibson and John John Keefe: Happy Together 8.American Generation Gap 9.Benny Quickies: Advertising Bloopers 10.The Dalton Abbott Railway Porter Choir 11.Closing: Dept. Store to The Deputy Set
#3 - The Great British Dancing Finals
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/27/1973
1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions 5.The Great British Dancing Finals With Terry Wobegone 6.Anne Shelton: Galilee Song 7.Departure Lounge With Mervyn Cruddy 8.Benny Quickie: No Milk! 9.The Ladybirds: Broadway Melodies 10.Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations 11.Closing: Gay Park Chase
#4 - Opportunity's Knocking
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/23/1970
1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours 5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel" 6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery 7.Benny's Bloopers 8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane" 9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 10.Opportunity's Knocking 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax
#5 - Tales of The Unexpected
Season 19 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1989
1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary 2.Benny Quickies: Getting Away With It a. Can You Lend Me $5 b. The Morgue c. The Window Cleaner 3.The Good Guys 4.Marriage Guidance 5.Benny Hill: A Single Life 6.Hill's Angels: TV Shows Titles 7.Tales of The Unexpected 8.Hill's Angels: Happy Days 9.The Bill 10.Boon 11.Benny Quickie: You're Next! 12.School Master 13.Hill's Little Angels: Gone Fishing 14.Closing Chase
#6 - Holding Out for a Hero
Season 19 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/5/1989
1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking! 2.Scuttle's Circus 3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie 4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II 5.Heroes Through the Ages 6.Misunderstandings 7.Chow Mein: Home Catering 8.Hill's Angels: Photocall 9.Misunderstandings II 10.Jungle Antics 11.Closing Chase
#7 - Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/1970
1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax
#8 - Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/12/1975
1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fred Scuttle: Thames Television Producer 6.Benny Quickie: A Racing Cert? 7.Diana Darvey: It's Nice to Go Trav'lin 8.Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy: The Catch 9.Benny Quickie: It's Me! 10.Film Talk With King of the Kung Fu Cult, J. Arthur Mein 11.Midnight in Soho 12.Closing: Dimpton Health & Sun Club
#9 - Testament Television
Season 17 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/1986
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Tattooist Mistake 3.The Love Ship 4.Benny Quickie: Fortune-Teller 5.The Bucket 6.Testament Television 7.Hill's Angels: Chez When 8.Benny Hill: Sexist? 9.R. Dibble Handyman 10.Closing Chase
#10 - Undercover Sanitary Inspector
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/1971
1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers 6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now" 7.Learning All the Time! 8.Benny Quickie: Night George! 9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey 10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary" 11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax
#11 - The Crook Report
Season 19 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/1989
1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92" 2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rustic Lasses 3.Hill's Little Angels: The Birthday Party 4.Fred Scuttle: The Daily Scuttle 5.Benny Quickie: Bad Memory! 6.Hills Angels: Sport 7.The After Dinner Speech Dinner 8.Benny Quickie: Sick As a Dog a. Rover Bit Your Mother b. Expecting 9.The Crook Report 10.Closing Chase
#12 - The Monte Carbolic Show
Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/1982
1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide 6.Benny Quickie: Risky 7.Cleaning Up Dimpton 8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II 9.The Monte Carbolic Show 10.Closing: The Park 11.Park Chase
#13 - For Ever Love
Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/8/1985
1.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever Love 6.School Mistress: Female for Male 7.Hill's Angels: Oddball's Club Cabaret 8.Fred Scuttle: In Dependent Cinema 9.Hullo Sailor 10.Close: Rocket Launch
#14 - Carmen
Season 16 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/27/1985
1.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Quickie: Jury Service 7.Carmen 8.Benny Quickie: Cheeky Birds 2! 9.Dibbles Health Farm 10.Health Farm Chase
#15 - Club Chicago-Go
Season 18 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/27/1988
1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out 2.Bronco Benny 3.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken a. Stolen Potatoes b. Boy Scouts c. Fisherman's Catch d. Paddy's Dead e. Doctor's Prescription f. Wishbone g. Pain In The Back h. Another Wishbone i. Tax Time 4.Joggers 5.Pigeon English 6.Have a Butchers 7.Club Chicago-Go 8.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken II a. Unzipped b .Welcome To The Family c. Unzipped Again d. The Burglar 9.Down With President Fartas 10.Closing Chase
#16 - The B-Team
Season 16 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1985
1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase
#17 - The Hot Shoe Show
Season 15 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/1984
1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase
#18 - Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid
Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/1980
1.Thames Logo 2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy 4.Art Gallery Munchies 5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal 6.Hill's Angels in Madame Louise Summer Collection 7.The Medieval Jester 8.The Fudpuckers 9.Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid 10.Hill's Angels Climax
#19 - WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide
Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1981
1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes! 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.The Loser 4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That 5.Circus Clown 6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus! 7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc 8.Runaway with Hill's Angels 9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments 10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde 11.Close: Wondergran Chase
#20 - The Herd
Season 17 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/31/1986
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: No Bra Underneath 3.Benny's Greatest Hits 4.Living the Dream 5.The Herd 6.Come To The Cabaret 7.Discrimination in the Workplace 8.Benny Hill: Behind the Scenes! 9.European Television a. Hott Sexe, Free Loofa und Lust orgie b. Cross-Strassen Motel 10.A Day in the Life of Rembrandt 11.Closing Chase
#21 - Scuttlevision
Season 15 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1984
1.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber 8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down! 9.On the Beach 10.Beach Chase
#22 - Big Poppa
Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/1981
1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete 3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather! 4.The Georgian Dancers 5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee 6.Big Poppa 7.News At Ten 8.Remote Control Hill's Angels 9.Man Wanted 10.Close: Man Wanted Chase
#23 - The Police Raid in Waterloo Station
Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/25/1979
1.Musical Favorites 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.Benny Commercial Quickies 4.Fred Scuttle at The International Television Festival 5.Carmen 6.O'Jack 7.In London Tonight 8.Pan's People: Love For Sale 9.Yield To The Dawn 10.Cheapo Films Presents: The Police Raid In Waterloo Station 11.Benny Quickie: Doctor, Doctor 12.Benny's Monologue: Wild Jack McGraw 13.The Race 14.Close: The Race Chase
#24 - Friday Night Fever
Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/26/1978
1.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 2.Benny's Ballad: Coconut Milk 3.Man vs. Machine with Fred Scuttle 4.Grand Wheelchair Rally 5.Telephone Exchange 6.Holiday Time 7.Felicity Buirski: The Clock 8.Benny Quickie: Fire! 9.More Benny Quickies 10.Benny's Ballad: Go 'Round Again 11.Friday Night Fever 12.Crime Doesn't Pay 13.Close: Police Chase
#25 - Villain of the Year
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/23/1977
1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue 2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera 3.Villain Of The Year 4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist 5.The Reluctant Bridegroom 6.Love Machine: Think of the Boys 7.Victorian Scandals 8.Love Machine and The Flash! 9.Double Date 10.Scouts & Guides Annual Fete 11.Closing: Scouts & Guides