The WORST episodes of The Lucy Show

Every episode of The Lucy Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Lucy Show!

After a five season run on I Love Lucy, Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance return to the small screen in The Lucy Show. This time they play a pair of widows, Lucy Carmichael and Vivian Bagley, living together as best friends with their children Chris and Jerry Carmichael and Jerry Bagley in Danfield, N.Y.

Last Updated: 1/3/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
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Lucy and Carol Burnett (1)
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6.14
29 votes

#1 - Lucy and Carol Burnett (1)

Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/4/1967

Lucy becomes a trainee flight attendant for Trans-Global Airways. She's teamed with fellow trainee Carol Tilford, who's afraid of heights. On their very first flight, the movie breaks, leaving the two to entertain the passengers.

Lucy and Robert Goulet
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6.67
3 votes

#2 - Lucy and Robert Goulet

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/30/1967

When a poor trucker Chuck Willis(Robert Goulet) gets turned down by the bank for a loan, Lucy decides to help him out by entering him in a Robert Goulet lookalike contest. When he loses the contest, Lucy decides to take matters into her own hands.

Directors: Jack Donohue
Lucy Waits Up for Chris
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7.08
62 votes

#3 - Lucy Waits Up for Chris

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/1962

When Lucy waits up for her daughter Chris to return from a date, the fourteen-year old girl is mightly embarrassed. Lucy promises never to do it again, but can't help herself. To not be discovered, Lucy accidentally locks herself out of the house and has to enter by the only means available; a trampoline.

Directors: Jack Donohue
Lucy Digs Up a Date
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7.12
76 votes

#4 - Lucy Digs Up a Date

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1962

Eager to ask Jerry's handsome math teacher to take her to a dance, Lucy steals the teacher's driver's license to find out whether he's married, then ends up in the teacher's fencing outfit to get the license back into his wallet.

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Lucy and the Submarine
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7.13
8 votes

#5 - Lucy and the Submarine

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/1966

When Lucy accidentally gets Mr. Mooney stationed on a submarine by talking too much, she sneaks onto the submarine dressed as a sailor to get him to sign some important contracts, but the submarine takes off before Lucy can exit.

Directors: Maury Thompson
Lucy, the Disc Jockey
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7.13
8 votes

#6 - Lucy, the Disc Jockey

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 4/12/1965

Lucy wins a contest to be disc jockey for a day, and proceeds to wreak typical, Lucy-style havoc in the radio studio.

Lucy Teaches Ethel Merman to Sing
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7.33
6 votes

#7 - Lucy Teaches Ethel Merman to Sing

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/3/1964

When Lucy happens upon Ethel Merman at the bank, then Ethel and Mr. Mooney must make up a fake name and tell Lucy that she only looks like Ethel Merman. Soon after, Lucy is in need of money, as usual, and decides to let this Ethel Merman look alike rent a room. Soon after Lucy is giving her lessons how to perform and sing like Ethel Merman.

Lucy and Pat Collins
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7.33
6 votes

#8 - Lucy and Pat Collins

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/28/1966

Lucy and Mary Jane spend their lunch hour shopping for furs (despite the fact they only have 27 cents between them) so they can take advantage of the store's free tea and sandwiches. As they're getting ready to leave, the duo run into Pat Collins, a hypnotist, who says she's appearing at The Royal Club. Later at the bank, Mr. Mooney confides to Lucy that he has insomnia and hasn't slept in days, so she offers to take him to see Pat to cure him of his sleep deprivation. But Mr. Mooney has his reservations about being hypnotized, so he drags Lucy on stage with him...

Directors: Maury Thompson
Little Old Lucy
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7.33
3 votes

#9 - Little Old Lucy

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/23/1967

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are sent to pick up Mr. Heatherington, the wealthy bank president, from the airport, and the gentleman finds that Lucy strikes his fancy. So when Mr. Mooney neglects to find a lady for Mr. Heatherington to escort to that evening's banquet, Lucy is given the job. But to her dismay, she's forced to dress up as a little old lady. As it turn's out, little old Lucy strikes perverse Mr. Heatherington's fancy more than the younger Lucy...

Directors: Jack Donohue
Lucy Meets Danny Kaye
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7.36
11 votes

#10 - Lucy Meets Danny Kaye

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/28/1964

Lucy is determined to get tickets to The Danny Kaye Show since she's already promised the kids she could. She goes directly to Danny, posing as a model, and destroys his lunch meeting by making him wear all the courses. He agrees to slip her in as an extra in a crowd scene; all she has to do is blend into the background. This is something Lucy is incapable of doing.

Together for Christmas
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7.38
13 votes

#11 - Together for Christmas

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/24/1962

The Carmichaels and the Bagleys are spending their first Christmas together and trouble begins immediately. Lucy and Viv argue over every single holiday tradition, especially over whether to have a traditional green or white flocked tree. Two trees and an escalation of words results in many busted ornaments and hacked-off limbs.

Lucy, the Fight Manager
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7.40
5 votes

#12 - Lucy, the Fight Manager

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/20/1967

Mr. Mooney has a fight with his wife, so Lucy decides to have some flowers sent over for her. When Eddie, the florist, arrives with the arrangement, Mr. Mooney immediately recognizes him as a former boxer. Eddie wants $3,000 to open up his own florist shop, but Mr. Mooney denies him a loan, so Lucy arranges for Eddie to partake in a boxing match to earn the money.

Directors: Maury Thompson
Lucy Saves Milton Berle
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7.43
7 votes

#13 - Lucy Saves Milton Berle

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/6/1965

Uncle Miltie is masquerading as a drunken bum while researching a movie role. He comes into the soup kitchen where Lucy is volunteering and is literally dragged to her house for rehabilitation. Once recognized, he makes up a story about being Berle's down-and-out brother, Arthur. Outraged that Milton would neglect his twin so badly, she infiltrates his next press event and gets revenge.

Lucy Takes Up Golf
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7.43
7 votes

#14 - Lucy Takes Up Golf

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/27/1964

To be near her golf-nut boyfriend Gary, Lucy decides to learn the sport. After just six lessons, with a handicap of 36, she's bona fide lousy. This doesn't prevent her from playing in a tournament with her boyfriend against two guys she's never heard of, Jimmy Demaret and Bo Wininger.

Lucy and the Little League
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7.44
9 votes

#15 - Lucy and the Little League

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/15/1963

Lucy and Viv are such obnoxious parents at their sons' Little League game that they're tossed out of the park. Determined to watch Jerry play, Lucy dons various disguises to sneak back in, but her big mouth gives her away every time. Viv, however, stays quiet and has more success.

Lucy Misplaces $2,000
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7.47
17 votes

#16 - Lucy Misplaces $2,000

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1962

When the bank accidentally gives Lucy a check for $2,000 instead of $20, Lucy decides to hide the money in a candy box for a few days to give the persnickety banker a good scare.

Lucy at Marineland
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7.50
12 votes

#17 - Lucy at Marineland

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/1965

Lucy and her son Jerry arrive in LA (her daughter has gone to bording school, and Vivian has gotten married, it is explained), where, coincidentally, Mr. Mooney has also relocated to. Lucy coerces Mr. Mooney into taking her and Jerry to Marine Land, where Lucy ultimately ends up in the pool with the dolphins.

Lucy and the Beauty Doctor
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7.50
8 votes

#18 - Lucy and the Beauty Doctor

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/22/1965

In another attempt to squeeze cash out of Mooney, Lucy claims its for medical reasons. Actually, its for a visit to a beauty shop. She has to concoct an even bigger lie when she's caught there by a hidden camera TV show.

Lucy, the Bean Queen
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7.50
8 votes

#19 - Lucy, the Bean Queen

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/26/1966

Lucy finds a sale on beans that says ""The Best Beans You've Ever Eaten or Double Your Money Back"". Needing money for new furniture, Lucy & Mary Jane keep buying and returning more and more beans until they have collected $1,500.00! Little does Lucy know that Mr. Mooney is helping to sell them.

Lucy and Paul Winchell
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7.50
4 votes

#20 - Lucy and Paul Winchell

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/3/1966

Ventriloquist Paul Winchell comes into the bank and opens an account with Lucy. When Mr. Mooney fails to find a celebrity for an upcoming benefit for the bank, Lucy suggests that Mr. Winchell appear. But a mishap causes Lucy to have to stand in as the ventriloquist's dummy on the night of the show.

Lucy and the French Movie Star
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7.50
4 votes

#21 - Lucy and the French Movie Star

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/25/1967

The famous French movie star Jacques DuPre expresses interest in opening an account at Mr. Mooney's bank, Lucy is asked to visit his apartment and dictate a formal letter of agreement confirming the account. While visiting, she drinks a little too much champagne and makes a complete fool of herself. But Monsieur DuPre gets a kick out of it, and gets the account anyway.

Lucy Buys a Sheep
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7.53
15 votes

#22 - Lucy Buys a Sheep

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1962

Left with no one to tend the lawn, Lucy buys a sheep named Clementine to take care of the grass. Unfortunately, weather and circumstances make Clementine an unwelcome house guest, and Lucy sneaks her back to the farm. Only then is she offered $200 for Clementine to appear in a blanket ad.

Lucy Gets Amnesia
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7.55
11 votes

#23 - Lucy Gets Amnesia

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1964

Lucy's needs a $110 advance, but Mooney refuses it as he leaves for a convention. She immediately goes to work on his fill-in, an old childhood sweetheart of hers. Unable to recall the pet name she had for him, she schemes with Viv to fake amnesia, hoping he'll say it while trying to jar her memory. Lucy takes a conk on the head and really blanks out, ruining her own plan.

Lucy and the Countess Have a Horse Guest
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7.56
9 votes

#24 - Lucy and the Countess Have a Horse Guest

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/1965

Old friend the Countess Framboise, aka Rosie Hannigan, shows up flat broke except for the racehorse her husband left her. Unable to pay the stable bill, Lucy volunteers to keep Oil Well on her patio. Mooney is livid about the scheme until learning that the horse is pregnant. Then he's as excited and proud as a real father, declaring, "I'm going to be a Daddy!"

Lucy and the Soap Opera
star
7.57
7 votes

#25 - Lucy and the Soap Opera

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/31/1966

Lucy's not going to stand idly by while an actor friend is written out of her favorite soap opera, Camden Cove. Disguised as a Japanese gardener and also as a little old lady, Lucy harasses the show's writer into finding the friend's character not guilty in the big trial. When that fails, she disrupts the taping of the episode to make one final appeal to the jury.