The BEST episodes of The Green Green Grass

Every episode of The Green Green Grass ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Green Green Grass!

Green Green Grass is a new comedy series and is a spin-off from Only Fools And Horses. It features the characters of Boycie and Marlene and introduces their son, Tyler, now 15 years old. Since we last met them, Boycie's second-hand car empire has gone from strength to strength, yet, despite his success, Boycie is becoming tired of life in Peckham and is secretly (at least, secretly from Marlene) craving a more tranquil existence in the English countryside. His decision to finally make the move is prompted by a chance conversation with Denzil who has some rather disturbing news. Within two weeks Boycie, Marlene and Tyler have left London - forever.

Last Updated: 2/24/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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Schoolboy French
star
8.63
38 votes

#1 - Schoolboy French

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2006

The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

Animal Instincts
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8.00
8 votes

#2 - Animal Instincts

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/2009

Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.

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Testing Times
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7.89
18 votes

#3 - Testing Times

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2006

Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.... until Boycie loses his hair!

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Sex and the Country
star
7.77
13 votes

#4 - Sex and the Country

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/14/2005

Marlene discovers the farmhands making a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and sneaks a dose into Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girl friend, untill they learn she is his teacher.

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More Questions Than Answers
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7.75
12 votes

#5 - More Questions Than Answers

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2006

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

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Fifteen Minutes
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7.67
12 votes

#6 - Fifteen Minutes

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/2007

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

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One Man's Junk
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7.67
6 votes

#7 - One Man's Junk

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/26/2009

The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

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The Country Wife
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7.50
16 votes

#8 - The Country Wife

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/23/2005

Boycie outs Marlene under pressure to fit in with the locals, so she decides to take up cookery, an idea which doesn't go down to well with the family.

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Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
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7.46
13 votes

#9 - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/2006

Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

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The Departed
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7.44
9 votes

#10 - The Departed

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/2009

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

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Your Cheating Art
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7.40
10 votes

#11 - Your Cheating Art

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/2009

Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures, and Marlene is forced to call for the help of her mother, Dora. Can Dora solve the mystery and put a smile back on her grandson's face?

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Bothered and Bewildered
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7.38
13 votes

#12 - Bothered and Bewildered

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/29/2006

Boycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.

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Hay Fever
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7.33
18 votes

#13 - Hay Fever

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/30/2005

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm, but is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300 claiming they were on special deal and Marlene has but one thing to say "what kind of offer? Buy six, get 294 free". Meanwhile, The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take notice of the females and Tyler prepares to sit a local private schools entrance exam.

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Pillow Talk
star
7.31
16 votes

#14 - Pillow Talk

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/7/2005

Tyler may have received a wakeup call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy

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Mother Earth
star
7.29
14 votes

#15 - Mother Earth

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2006

Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.

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But Is It Art?
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7.25
12 votes

#16 - But Is It Art?

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/2007

When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

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Sweet Sorrow
star
7.23
13 votes

#17 - Sweet Sorrow

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2007

The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

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The Lonely Herdsman
star
7.22
9 votes

#18 - The Lonely Herdsman

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/2007

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

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Keep on Running
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7.15
26 votes

#19 - Keep on Running

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/9/2005

All is well in Peckham. Marlene is off to a health farm as Boycie rises to take the dog for a walk and their son Tyler is off to France for a school trip. It's just another ordinary day in the Boyce household. Then Denzil arrives bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire. Reluctantly Marlene agrees to the move and Tyler is dragged with them. Moving day comes and once north of the safe confines of the Thames, they find themselves hopelessly lost and out of their depth. They eventually track down their new home and discover that "The Grange" comes complete with some very strange characters.

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Lust In Translation
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7.15
13 votes

#20 - Lust In Translation

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2007

Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

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A Rocky Start
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7.13
16 votes

#21 - A Rocky Start

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/2005

Tyler is not impressed by his new surroundings in rural Shropshier and Marlene wants to return to Peckham. However, the only fools and horses car supremo, Boycie, warms to the idea of becoming a gentleman farmer - a role which involves doing little work and mingling with the country set. Meanwhile, Boycie's manager. Elgin, pursuades him to retain all his staff and set about creating a working farm even if it means forking out £18.000 on a bull.

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Calendar Boys
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7.13
8 votes

#22 - Calendar Boys

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/2009

Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

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The Path of True Love
star
7.08
12 votes

#23 - The Path of True Love

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/2009

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

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Brothers and Sisters
star
7.03
38 votes

#24 - Brothers and Sisters

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/2006

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

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The Final Curtain
star
6.89
9 votes

#25 - The Final Curtain

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2007

Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

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