The BEST episodes of The Cinema Snob season 9
Every episode of The Cinema Snob season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Cinema Snob season 9!
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography, exploitation, low budget independent, and overly violent. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash such as these, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.
#1 - Can't Stop The Music
Season 9 - Episode 41 - Aired 9/30/2014
Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - At Long Last Love
Season 9 - Episode 38 - Aired 9/8/2014
Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Shock Treatment
Season 9 - Episode 40 - Aired 9/22/2014
Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/12/2014
The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
#5 - Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2014
Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
#6 - Sasquatch Week: To Catch a Yeti
Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/30/2014
The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
#7 - Cut-Throats Nine
Season 9 - Episode 37 - Aired 8/31/2014
While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
#8 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
Season 9 - Episode 46 - Aired 11/11/2014
In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
#9 - Foreskin Gump
Season 9 - Episode 49 - Aired 12/1/2014
A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
#10 - Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
Season 9 - Episode 50 - Aired 12/9/2014
What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?
#11 - Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2
Season 9 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/29/2014
Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??
#12 - Turkish First Blood
Season 9 - Episode 48 - Aired 11/24/2014
Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
#13 - Devil Times Five
Season 9 - Episode 36 - Aired 8/28/2014
It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
#14 - The Lonely Lady
Season 9 - Episode 33 - Aired 8/4/2014
Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
#15 - Wired
Season 9 - Episode 28 - Aired 7/1/2014
Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
#16 - The Stepfather
Season 9 - Episode 26 - Aired 6/15/2014
The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
#17 - Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D
Season 9 - Episode 25 - Aired 6/11/2014
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!! Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy! A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
#18 - Mommie Dearest
Season 9 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/7/2014
Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!
#19 - Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy Creek
Season 9 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/2/2014
The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
#20 - Sasquatch Week: Black River Monster
Season 9 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/1/2014
Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!
#21 - Caddyshack II
Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/11/2014
The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
#22 - Fatal Games
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2014
The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
#23 - The Conqueror
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2014
Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.
#24 - E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2014
That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
#25 - Halloween II
Season 9 - Episode 44 - Aired 10/27/2014
Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?