The BEST episodes of The Cinema Snob season 9
Every episode of The Cinema Snob season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Cinema Snob season 9!
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography, exploitation, low budget independent, and overly violent. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash such as these, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.
#1 - Can't Stop The Music
Season 9 - Episode 41 - Aired 9/30/2014
Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - At Long Last Love
Season 9 - Episode 38 - Aired 9/8/2014
Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Shock Treatment
Season 9 - Episode 40 - Aired 9/22/2014
Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/12/2014
The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
#5 - Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2014
Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
#6 - Cut-Throats Nine
Season 9 - Episode 37 - Aired 8/31/2014
While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
#7 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
Season 9 - Episode 46 - Aired 11/11/2014
In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
#8 - Foreskin Gump
Season 9 - Episode 49 - Aired 12/1/2014
A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
#9 - Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
Season 9 - Episode 50 - Aired 12/9/2014
What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?
#10 - Turkish First Blood
Season 9 - Episode 48 - Aired 11/24/2014
Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
#11 - Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D
Season 9 - Episode 25 - Aired 6/11/2014
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!! Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy! A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
#12 - Fatal Games
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2014
The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
#13 - Halloween II
Season 9 - Episode 44 - Aired 10/27/2014
Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
#14 - Brazilian Planet of the Apes
Season 9 - Episode 29 - Aired 7/13/2014
Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
#15 - The Infernal Rapist
Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/28/2014
#16 - Black Rage
Season 9 - Episode 47 - Aired 11/17/2014
The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.
#17 - 48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex
Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/28/2014
#18 - Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell
Season 9 - Episode 24 - Aired 6/1/2014
From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!
#19 - The Stepfather
Season 9 - Episode 26 - Aired 6/15/2014
The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
#20 - Robot Wars
Season 9 - Episode 27 - Aired 6/25/2014
It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!
#21 - Wired
Season 9 - Episode 28 - Aired 7/1/2014
Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
#22 - The Babe Ruth Story
Season 9 - Episode 30 - Aired 7/21/2014
While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!
#23 - Hercules
Season 9 - Episode 31 - Aired 7/24/2014
Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?
#24 - The Adventures of Hercules II
Season 9 - Episode 32 - Aired 7/30/2014
Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?
#25 - The Lonely Lady
Season 9 - Episode 33 - Aired 8/4/2014
Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!