The WORST episodes of The Cinema Snob
Every episode of The Cinema Snob ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Cinema Snob!
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography, exploitation, low budget independent, and overly violent. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash such as these, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.
#1 - Lady Terminator
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/8/2010
As The Cinema Snob discovers, Indonesia has found a way to combine the South Sea Queen with...James Cameron's "The Terminator"?
#2 - Pussy Talk
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/13/2011
Yep. The other talking vagina movie.
#3 - Weasels Rip My Flesh
Season 5 - Episode 37 - Aired 11/16/2010
The Cinema Snob tackles a movie about paper mache weasels, directed by a teenager.
#4 - Super Hornio Bros. 2
Season 5 - Episode 32 - Aired 10/7/2010
The brothers return for some more plumbing.
#5 - Creepozoids
Season 5 - Episode 31 - Aired 10/3/2010
The Cinema Snob has returned!!!! Not even being on a movie shoot can keep The Snob's anger down.
#6 - Caligula (Part II)
Season 5 - Episode 29 - Aired 8/25/2010
And now, the riveting, pulsating conclusion of "Caligula"!
#7 - Super Hornio Bros.
Season 5 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/3/2010
The Cinema Snob measures himself up against Ron Jeremy in this little seen early 90s Mario porno spoof.
#8 - Island of Death
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/7/2010
While "Island of Death" may have been banned in the UK, it unfortunately isn't banned for The Cinema Snob.
#9 - American Commando 3: Savage Temptation
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/16/2010
He returns!
#10 - Alien 2: On Earth
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/2/2010
The Italians beat us to the sequel punch once more!
#11 - Bloodsucking Freaks
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/2/2010
The Cinema Snob showers through one of the sleaziest and most controversial exploitation films of all time.
#12 - The Astro-Zombies
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/2/2010
The Cinema Snob sits through Ted V. Mikels' "The Astro Zombies." A movie that does not feature outer space, and barely features zombies.
#13 - Dressed To Fire
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2011
Pierre Kirby returns!
#14 - Alienator
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/12/2009
Only one thing can stop drunken RV vacationers and drunken hunters in the midwest: THE ALIENATOR!
#15 - Demented Death Farm Massacre
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/28/2009
Well, if you have a Demented Death Farm, then the Massacre should come natural!
#16 - Brazilian Star Wars
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/17/2009
What was in the fuckin box? "Brazillian Star Wars." A remakesploitation so sinister, it could push the Cinema Snob completely to the dark side.
#17 - Turkish Star Wars
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/2009
If you're going to go after Remakesploitation, you might as well start out with the grand daddy of them all.
#18 - Death Nurse
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/13/2009
The Cinema Snob returns, struck down with a disease known only as Shot on Shitteo entertainment.
#19 - Shriek of the Mutilated
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/6/2009
Thus the post-YouTube era of The Cinema Snob has begun! Many of you probably first saw this video posted by Spoony over at www.spoonyexperiment.com who was very cool enough to let me do a couple videos there while I converted all of my previous videos over to blip. Well, now I can no longer say my site is Yeti free.
#20 - Strike of the Panther
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/5/2009
The return of Edward Stazak as Jason Blade! Stazak never appeared in another movie again after this one. I'll review any cheesy 80's action movie that gives me a good excuse to put together a rockin montage.
#21 - Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2009
After the disastrous "Jaws: The Revenge," only one man dared to unofficially attempt to save the franchise. Bruno Mattei. I finally cracked and did a movie from my favorite director, Bruno Mattei. Jillian kinda put me up to this one, but she was right. There was a lot of material in this movie that was perfect for a Snob video.
#22 - The Stewardesses 3-D
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/16/2009
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd dimension to review the most successful 3-D film of all time. And also one of the worst. Apparently there are several different versions of this movie that exist. I've seen DVD trailers for this movie that feature footage I most certainly did not see in the version that I reviewed. I hope to god that there isn't a version out there that is worse than the one that I watched, which is truly one of the more unwatchable movies I've reviewed for this show.
#23 - The Galaxy Invader
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2008
"The Galaxy Invader" strikes an odd feeling of deja vu in The Cinema Snob. I was so glad YouTube had extended their max video length from 10 minutes to 11 minutes when I did this video. It would have been hell looking for a minute's worth of footage in the review to cut out. I really liked how this video turned out. Also, I had no idea going into this movie that "Galaxy Invader" is what was used in the "Pod People" opening credit sequence. I love it when these movies throw me presents when it's not even my birthday.
#24 - The Corpse Grinders
Season 6 - Episode 44 - Aired 11/29/2011
Have you tested out YOUR catfood lately?
#25 - Criminally Insane
Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 7/18/2012
The Cinema Snob checks out the original Crazy Fat Ethel, "Criminally Insane."