The BEST episodes of After Hours
Every episode of After Hours ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of After Hours!
Set in a late-nite diner, After Hours features four friends who come together each week to address a new pop culture-related question that is dissected and answered by the team through humor, quick-hitting dialogue and clever animations
#1 - How To Ruin Your Favorite Sitcoms With Simple Math
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2017
Grocery stores are better at screwing with your head than they are keeping their shelves stocked.
#2 - The Inevitable Future Of Each Superhero Universe
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/17/2017
Unless you're a billionaire playboy or, like, super-duper strong, living in a superhero movie is like playing Russian Roulette.
#3 - The Best Movie Hell to End Up In
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/20/2017
The gang gets together for a frank discussion of what happens after you die (in movies like Disney’s Hercules and Bedazzled), on a quest of spiritual discovery to uncover which movie has the best version of being in the bad place for eternity.
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#5 - Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/18/2010
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
#6 - Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/20/2010
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
#7 - The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/2012
Disney teaches terrible lessons to kids all the time.
#8 - Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/2012
ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly likely robot uprising. It's already started.
#10 - The 9 Creepiest Things Movies Portray as Romantic
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/8/2014
When in doubt, do the "boom box."
#11 - The Horrifying Secret 'The Matrix' Reveals About Humanity
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/21/2013
#13 - Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/24/2012
Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why.
#14 - Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/14/2012
Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of good reasons why you'd hate living on the Enterprise.
#15 - 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/26/2011
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
#16 - The Best Super Power (Is Not What You Think)
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/25/2011
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
#17 - Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/27/2011
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
#18 - Why Star Wars Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/4/2011
A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
#19 - Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/19/2010
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
#21 - The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/30/2012
When you actually connect the dots, sitcoms feature lots of creepy subplots, disappearing characters, and plenty of subtext that makes the laugh track sound pretty damn nervous ...
#22 - Why Mario is Secretly a Dick With a Mustache
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2012
Cracked After Hours returns on the wings- er...the raccoon tail of a cultural hero.
#23 - 5 Racist and Sexist Messages Hidden in Forrest Gump
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/12/2015
This movie is more horrifying than we thought initially.
#24 - 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/24/2011
A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.