The BEST episodes of After Hours

#1 - Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/18/2010

You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.

#2 - Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/20/2010

Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?

#3 - Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/19/2010

Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.

#4 - 5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/30/2010

Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..

#5 - How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/2011

Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.

#6 - Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Life's Most Important Question

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2011

In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"

#7 - What Your Favorite Video Game Says About You

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/20/2016

We don't even like walking around our own planet, why are game developers making us walk around their made-up ones?

#8 - 5 Movie Epilogues That Should Have Been Sequels

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/10/2014

#9 - Why Professor X Is Really The Villain of The X-Men Universe

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/23/2016

Rule No. 1 in comics: If a person is bald, there is a good chance they're actually evil.

#10 - Why the Most Terrifying Movie Alien Isn't Who You Think

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/11/2016

All the really awesome aliens are really, really bad at being aliens.

#11 - 4 Insane Simpsons Fan Theories (That Might Be True)

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/7/2016

Turns out the Simpsons are way more messed up than we thought. Like, depressingly so.

#12 - Why 'Big' Is More Terrifying Than You Remember

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/22/2016

All the lying and deceit to your family is totally worth it, though.

#13 - Why Sauron Is Secretly The Good Guy In 'Lord Of The Rings'

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2016

So ... is it, like, cool for us to wear our 'Team Sauron' shirts now?

#14 - Why The Jedi Are The Galaxy's Biggest Idiots

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/14/2015

To put it frankly: Jedi are idiots.

#15 - "Stupid" Movies That Are Surprisingly Progressive

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/2015

Feminism 101 syllabus: Watch 'Animaniacs' and 'Super Troopers.'

#16 - The Terrifying Truth About Doc Brown

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/21/2015

Never trust a man with crazy hair and a sweet car he thinks is a time machine.

#17 - The 3 Worst Lessons Hiding In Children's Movies

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/17/2015

You probably shouldn't be letting your kids watch these movies.

#18 - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/27/2015

#19 - 10 Terrifying Implications of the Matrix Universe

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/15/2015

#20 - Movies Secretly Told From The Perspective Of One Character

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/11/2015

Once more, Hollywood has been lying to us our whole lives.

#21 - Why The Friends From Friends Are Terrible People

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/13/2015

#22 - 5 Evil Organizations We Wouldn't Mind Joining (in Movies)

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/2/2015

#23 - 14 Super Powers That All Movie Characters Apparently Have

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2015

#24 - 5 Racist and Sexist Messages Hidden in Forrest Gump

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/12/2015

This movie is more horrifying than we thought initially.

#25 - The 9 Creepiest Things Movies Portray as Romantic

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/8/2014

When in doubt, do the "boom box."