The BEST episodes of The Bernie Mac Show season 5

#1 - Marathon Mac

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/2005

Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie’s time in a 10-K charity race.

#2 - Fantasy Football

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/27/2006

Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.

#3 - Sorely Missed

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/2005

This episode Bernie and Wanda seriously discuss adopting the children as their own. They talk about it in the car dealership where I try and sell them a car.

#4 - Fumes of Detente

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/6/2006

#5 - Car Wars

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/2005

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

#6 - Prison Break

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/18/2005

After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.

#7 - Father Knows Best

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2005

Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.

#8 - Night of Terror

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/28/2005

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

#9 - For Whom the Belt Tolls

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2005

The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.

#10 - Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/11/2005

#11 - What Would Jason Do?

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/31/2006

Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worried fantasies. Bryana injures her ankle so Jordan has to be her servant, but in the end after Bryana took it a bit far Jordan gets some redemption.

#12 - Wrestling with a Sticky Situation

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/2005

When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.

#13 - Spinning Wheels

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/7/2006

#14 - Exercise in Fertility: Part 1

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/2006

#15 - It's Never as Bad as the First Time

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/7/2006

#16 - Bernie's Angels

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/14/2006

#17 - Some Church Bull

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/2/2005

#18 - Exercise in Fertility: Part 2

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/20/2006

#19 - Bar Mitzvah Crashers

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/3/2006

After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.

#20 - Who's Your Mama?

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/31/2006

#21 - The Big Payback

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/2005

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#22 - Growing Pains

Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/14/2006