The BEST Episodes of Royal Pains

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 10, 2019

Network: USA Network

ROYAL PAINS centers on a young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for a patient's death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes the reluctant "doctor for hire" to the rich and famous. When the attractive administrator of the local hospital asks him to treat the town's less fortunate, he finds himself walking the line between doing well for himself and doing good for others.

Off-Season Greetings (2)

#1 - Off-Season Greetings (2)

Season 4 - Episode 16

(If Part 1 & 2 are separate) Several months after the events of the explosive summer finale. With the Hamptons decked out for the holidays, Dr. Hank Lawson continues to treat his patients in very unexpected ways, but Hank's biggest challenge will be facing his own medical issues. As the wedding approaches, Evan and Hank head to Las Vegas for some bachelor party fun, while Paige and Divya travel out of town for her bachelorette party. And with a snowstorm descending on the Hamptons, Paige rapidly finds her dream wedding turning into a nightmare.

star 8.31
82 votes
Directors: Michael Rauch
Writers: Constance M. Burge, Michael Rauch
Open Up Your Yenta Mouth and Say Ah

#2 - Open Up Your Yenta Mouth and Say Ah

Season 2 - Episode 12

Hank treats a chatty socialite who disappears before he can diagnose her.

star 8.08
136 votes
Directors: Ken Whittingham
Writers: Andrew Lenchewski
Whole Lotto Love

#3 - Whole Lotto Love

Season 2 - Episode 10

When two lottery winners arrive in the Hamptons, Hank treats them both for conditions that appear to be related to their newly lavish lifestyle.

star 8.04
131 votes
Writers: Michael Rauch, Jessica Ball
Lawson Translation

#4 - Lawson Translation

Season 5 - Episode 3

Hank investigates Boris' death and uncovers something surprising; Divya and Jeremiah visit a forward-thinking hospital in Savannah, where they tend to a minor-league baseball player; and Evan's mission at Village Hall doesn't go as planned.

star 8.03
189 votes
Directors: Emile Levisetti
Writers: Constance M. Burge
Fight or Flight

#5 - Fight or Flight

Season 2 - Episode 17

A woman who left a high stress lifestyle and moved to the Hamptons can't seem to relax but Hank has a medical explanation for her.

star 8.03
119 votes
Wonderland

#6 - Wonderland

Season 1 - Episode 12

Hank treats a hallucinating woman. Meanwhile, Charlie and Jill move in together, while Divya and Raj anguish over their engagement party.

star 8.01
145 votes
Uninterrupted

#7 - Uninterrupted

Season 8 - Episode 8

As Boris prepares to leave the Hamptons forever, he asks Hank to join him; Evan and Paige consider a life-altering decision; Divya receives news.

star 8.00
384 votes
Directors: Michael Rauch
Writers: Andrew Lenchewski
The Hankover

#8 - The Hankover

Season 2 - Episode 8

Hank must try to remain professional and put aside his feelings in order to treat a childhood foe. Raj's bachelor party is Evan's latest project while a bridal event draws Divya and Jill to the city.

star 7.99
143 votes
Bones to Pick

#9 - Bones to Pick

Season 5 - Episode 13

Hank treats a young paleontologist who is preparing a fossilized dinosaur skeleton for auction. Russel suffers an injury that seems scientifically impossible. Meanwhile, Evan and Paige realize they need to take a drastic step to save their marriage, and Divya learns her pregnancy will be even more challenging than she expected. When the future of HankMed is threatened, Hank tries to save it by reexamining his role in the business.

star 7.98
173 votes
Directors: Michael Rauch
Writers: Andrew Lenchewski
Keeping the Faith

#10 - Keeping the Faith

Season 2 - Episode 3

A actor from a popular film francises collapeses on the ground and Hank is there to save the day again. But this time he uncovers the secret past involved and the condition that he is suffering from is what caused the collapse. Eddie R. wants to make it up to his boys and lets it slip that he is going to be staying in the Hamptons for a longer time then anticipated.

star 7.98
158 votes
Directors: Dennis Smith
Writers: Jack Bernstein , Michael Rauch
Manimal

#11 - Manimal

Season 4 - Episode 8

Hank and Divya treat a Large Animal Veterinarian going through a bitter divorce while Evan and Paige help a close friend reeling from an unexpected loss.

star 7.96
141 votes
Directors: Mark Feuerstein
Writers: Jon Sherman
Hammertime

#12 - Hammertime

Season 5 - Episode 8

An unexpected visitor and a major auction at Shadow Pond thrust Hank, Evan, and Paige into an unfamiliar, high-stakes world that requires them to pull together like never before. Meanwhile, when Divya treats an older couple, who aren’t about to let their age slow them down, she realizes the pace of her own life has changed in unexpected ways.

star 7.95
188 votes
Writers: Jack Bernstein
About Face

#13 - About Face

Season 4 - Episode 6

HankMed treats an absentminded country club manager while Evan, with Paige's help, lands the business opportunity he's always dreamed of.

star 7.93
148 votes
Directors: Matthew Penn
Writers: Constance M. Burge
Chock Full O' Nuts

#14 - Chock Full O' Nuts

Season 5 - Episode 7

Hank treats a spin instructor; Divya helps a successful candymaker who's facing unexpected challenges; Hank grows impatient with Killer Keller's negotiating tactics; Divya and Jeremiah try to better share their space; and Evan is upset when Paige makes a major purchase.

star 7.93
196 votes
Directors: Mark Feuerstein
Writers: Aubrey Karr
Dancing with the Devil

#15 - Dancing with the Devil

Season 4 - Episode 11

When a famous pop star comes to the Hamptons to prepare for her new world tour, HankMed must stay on hand to treat her for more than just exhaustion. Meanwhile, Divya becomes distracted when she falls head over heels for a globe-trotting polo player.

star 7.92
142 votes
Directors: Paulo Costanzo
Writers: Jack Bernstein, Simrain Baidwan
A Little Art, A Little Science

#16 - A Little Art, A Little Science

Season 3 - Episode 10

An art collector cannot stay conscious; Hank recommends treatment for Paige's mother; Divya struggles to maintain balance.

star 7.92
138 votes
This One's for Jack

#17 - This One's for Jack

Season 3 - Episode 16

Hank struggles to cope with Jack's illness; young brothers keep Hank busy; Evan teams up with Boris' cousin.

star 7.91
127 votes
Frenemies

#18 - Frenemies

Season 2 - Episode 9

Hank treats Dr. Blair's seven year-old son, Jake, whose symptoms appear to be directly related to his parents' divorce.

star 7.90
132 votes
Hank and the Deep Blue Sea

#19 - Hank and the Deep Blue Sea

Season 3 - Episode 15

Evan offers to assist Divya with breaking free from her financial burden. Also, Jill's teenage nephew, Luke, calls on HankMed when his boss fails to take care of some troubling symptoms.

star 7.90
128 votes
Writers:
Goodwill Stunting

#20 - Goodwill Stunting

Season 6 - Episode 5

After reading about her struggle online, Evan reaches out to a woman with a mysterious illness in the hope that Hank can finally give her a diagnosis. Paige and Russel’s professional lives take an unexpected turn, and their new client could be a goldmine or a dangerous problem — especially when he becomes a HankMed patient. While Evan and Jeremiah realize they’ll have to go to battle with Symphony if HankMed is to survive the summer, Hank’s watchful eye on Emma helps him win back a former patient.

star 7.89
208 votes
Directors: Paulo Costanzo
Writers: Jack Bernstein
Listen to the Music

#21 - Listen to the Music

Season 2 - Episode 18

Hank is worried that a new patient had previously been misdiagnosed, and wants to get to the bottom of the case. Meanwhile, Divya and Raj take dance lessons in preparation for their wedding, but they end up as patients themselves.

star 7.89
122 votes
After the Fireworks

#22 - After the Fireworks

Season 4 - Episode 1

Hank embarks on a fresh start with his medical practice and separates from his brother Evan, who also starts his own venture. As Divya attempts to reconcile the brothers, HankMed teams up once more in the face of a Hampton's emergency.

star 7.88
152 votes
Directors: Emile Levisetti
Writers: Andrew Lenchewski
Pregnant Paws

#23 - Pregnant Paws

Season 5 - Episode 4

Hank and Divya treat who woman who may have rabies; Jeremiah treats a radio disc jockey; Paige interviews for an internship; Hank and Evan struggle with Divya's news and Shelby looks for alternatives to start her own concierge business.

star 7.87
189 votes
Directors: Ken Whittingham
Writers: Simran Baidwan
You Give Love a Bad Name

#24 - You Give Love a Bad Name

Season 4 - Episode 5

Hank and Divya treat a matchmaker who's intent on setting each of them up. Also, while Evan tries to rein in HankMed 3.0, Paige plans a small kick-off party that turns out to be anything but small.

star 7.87
134 votes
Directors: Michael Rauch
Writers: Michael Rauch, Jessica Ball
Traffic

#25 - Traffic

Season 3 - Episode 1

HankMed saves the passengers of a toppled Jitney; Divya deals with the fallout from her broken engagement; Jill returns with news.

star 7.86
140 votes