The WORST episodes of Royal Pains
Every episode of Royal Pains ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Royal Pains!
ROYAL PAINS centers on a young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for a patient's death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes the reluctant "doctor for hire" to the rich and famous. When the attractive administrator of the local hospital asks him to treat the town's less fortunate, he finds himself walking the line between doing well for himself and doing good for others.
#1 - Lending a Shoulder
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/21/2015
Hank has an epiphany after running into his former fiancé; Evan and Paige help Elán through her labor; and Divya envisions a new future for her career and family.
#2 - Lama Trauma
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2015
Hank helps Boris prep a secret patient for surgery; Evan tries to chase a bad omen from the hospital; and an offer from Quami forces Divya to make a major decision about her personal life.
#3 - Playing Doctor
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/16/2015
An actor wants to shadow Hank in order to prepare for a role; Divya performs a genetic test on a royal patient; Evan accidentally takes his new motto of transparency a step too far; and Paige embraces chaos during a home renovation project.
#4 - Rebound
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2015
Hank helps a TV host; Evan and Paige get some unexpected news; Divya saves a young skateboarder.
#5 - Secret Asian Man
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/2015
Keller asks Hank for help with an embarrassing medical problem; Divya treats a group of Civil War reenactors who are suffering from an age-old disease; and Evan fears he may be in over his head when he's roped into a secret project with Boris.
#6 - Voices Carry
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015
Hank goes to Manhattan with Olympia; Evan fears Boris is keeping a secret; Divya receives a visitor.
#7 - The Prince of Nucleotides
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2015
Hank treats a transgender teenager; Evan and Jeremiah host a gala fundraiser.
#8 - Open Invitation
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/28/2013
Hank advocates an aggressive treatment plan for Don; Evan reaches out to Eddie to help Hank; Divya learns a long-kept secret.
#9 - Crazy Love
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2009
Hank and Divya treat a Spanish spitfire involved in an accident whose injuries are more serious then they appear. A dream job offer from Boris brings Jill's childhood friend Katie back to the Hamptons, but tempers flare when Hank learns Boris has been keeping a dark secret. And the arrival of Divya's fiancee causes to her to rethink their relationship.
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#10 - Vertigo
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/17/2013
Hank continues to treat Don and becomes more involved in the lives of Don and Molly; Divya tends to a young conductor, whose passion for music may be harming his health; Evan confronts obstacles in his new political venture; and Paige sees a new side of Blythe.
#11 - Oh, M.G.
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/5/2014
Hank treats a perfumer who fears his livelihood is in jeopardy when he starts losing his sense of smell. Evan and Ray hold a grand opening for their joint venture, HankLab, where HankMed treats a talented nail artist whose summer cold turns out to be something much more serious. Emma finds herself on the receiving end of Oz’s snark while Divya’s attempt to protect Jeremiah puts a strain on their relationship. Hank and Charlotte go to New York to take the first step toward finding a specialist to help with her condition.
#12 - The Honeymoon's Over
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2009
Hank treats a childrens book illustrator that has a heart condition. Divya is treating a software guru who just married a swimsuit supermodel. Hank and Jill deal with the fact that Hank seems to be going down the same road as her former boyfriend.
#13 - It's Like Jamais Vu All Over Again
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2009
During an equestrian show, a young girl falls from her horse and is complaining of strange symptoms which makes Hank believe her father is hiding something. Elsewhere, Divya weighs over telling her dad the truth about her job, and Hank meets Jill's ex-husband.
#14 - A History of Violins
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/3/2011
Hank makes a house call to help a teen singing prodigy. Hank and Emily have their biggest fight yet and Eddie just has to insert himself into it. Evan finds himself in a sticky situation with the Paige's father.
#15 - Ganging Up
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/2/2014
Hank and Evan search for Emma after her unexpected disappearance. Evan struggles to understand why Hank refuses to join Boris’ latest endeavor. Meanwhile, as Paige and Evan finally are ready to move on from therapy, they discover some surprising news about Bob. And while Jeremiah tries to accept the changes Viviana is making in her life, he realizes he needs to make some changes of his own. Elsewhere, Divya faces a new hurdle in her custody battle, while Boris worries his disease may be catching up with him.
#16 - Blythe Spirits
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2013
Hank treats a police officer whose rebellious daughter could be harming his health; Evan and Paige get involved in a neighborhood feud; a patient makes a surprising offer; and Divya faces complications from the changes in her life.
#17 - Everybody Loves Ray, Man
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2014
The chef at Ray’s new restaurant seems to be getting drunk on the job, but Hank believes it’s not just a matter of hitting the bottle. Divya treats a NASCAR crew chief who channels his anxiety into an unexpectedly dangerous habit. Evan’s friendship with Ray helps him find a promising space for HankMed’s new lab, but Jeremiah has concerns about the location. And while Hank tries to get Emma to think about her future, Divya makes an important decision about her own.
#18 - Pins and Needles
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/14/2013
Hank treats a florist who has vivid dreams; Divya grows suspicious of a moderator running a debate in which Evan is participating; and Hank and Jeremiah don't see eye to eye on how to best treat Hank's pain.
#19 - Can of Worms
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/24/2013
Hank treats a diet-cocktail maven facing a great deal of pressure; one of Evan's detractors has an accident; Divya's neighbor is diagnosed with an ailment that hits close to home for Divya; and Hank makes a business decision.
#20 - Lawson Translation
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2013
Hank investigates Boris' death and uncovers something surprising; Divya and Jeremiah visit a forward-thinking hospital in Savannah, where they tend to a minor-league baseball player; and Evan's mission at Village Hall doesn't go as planned.
#21 - False Start
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2015
Hank treats a rookie tri-athlete; Evan and Paige move into the guest house; Divya is in a jam.
#22 - Who's Your Daddy?
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/22/2012
With a Polo tournament in full swing in the Hamptons, HankMed's on hand to treat a Polo Team Owner who won't quit playing despite his condition. Also, Divya deals with the realities of dating and Evan frets about an impending meeting of the in-laws.
#23 - But There's a Catch
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/6/2011
Ken "Killer" Keller hosts a charity football tournament on his estate and invites Hank to play along. The contest gets fierce as Keller gets injured and Hank must put his competitive nature aside to treat him.
#24 - If I Were a Sick Man
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2009
Hank finds himself needing to quarantine the guests from a party and considers making a call to the County Health to announce a possible outbreak. Elsewhere, Evan makes some interesting facts concerning Divya's personal life, and Jill wants to keep her relationship with Hank under wraps.
#25 - Hankwatch
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2013
Hank gets back to work after recovering from surgery and treats a woman whose fund-raising efforts may be harming her health. Elsewhere, Jeremiah helps HankMed meet demand; a potential new client catches Evan off guard; and Divya receives surprising news.