The WORST episodes of Royal Pains
Every episode of Royal Pains ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Royal Pains!
ROYAL PAINS centers on a young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for a patient's death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes the reluctant "doctor for hire" to the rich and famous. When the attractive administrator of the local hospital asks him to treat the town's less fortunate, he finds himself walking the line between doing well for himself and doing good for others.
#1 - Lama Trauma
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2015
Hank helps Boris prep a secret patient for surgery; Evan tries to chase a bad omen from the hospital; and an offer from Quami forces Divya to make a major decision about her personal life.
#2 - Rebound
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2015
Hank helps a TV host; Evan and Paige get some unexpected news; Divya saves a young skateboarder.
#3 - Playing Doctor
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/16/2015
An actor wants to shadow Hank in order to prepare for a role; Divya performs a genetic test on a royal patient; Evan accidentally takes his new motto of transparency a step too far; and Paige embraces chaos during a home renovation project.
#4 - Lending a Shoulder
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/21/2015
Hank has an epiphany after running into his former fiancé; Evan and Paige help Elán through her labor; and Divya envisions a new future for her career and family.
#5 - The Good News Is...
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/29/2016
Hank helps a theater legend at Eddie's wedding; Eddie and Evan reconcile. Paige and Evan wait for pregnancy test results.
#6 - Crazy Love
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2009
Hank and Divya treat a Spanish spitfire involved in an accident whose injuries are more serious then they appear. A dream job offer from Boris brings Jill's childhood friend Katie back to the Hamptons, but tempers flare when Hank learns Boris has been keeping a dark secret. And the arrival of Divya's fiancee causes to her to rethink their relationship.
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#7 - Open Invitation
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/28/2013
Hank advocates an aggressive treatment plan for Don; Evan reaches out to Eddie to help Hank; Divya learns a long-kept secret.
#8 - The Honeymoon's Over
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2009
Hank treats a childrens book illustrator that has a heart condition. Divya is treating a software guru who just married a swimsuit supermodel. Hank and Jill deal with the fact that Hank seems to be going down the same road as her former boyfriend.
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#10 - The Prince of Nucleotides
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2015
Hank treats a transgender teenager; Evan and Jeremiah host a gala fundraiser.
#11 - It's Like Jamais Vu All Over Again
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2009
During an equestrian show, a young girl falls from her horse and is complaining of strange symptoms which makes Hank believe her father is hiding something. Elsewhere, Divya weighs over telling her dad the truth about her job, and Hank meets Jill's ex-husband.
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#12 - Voices Carry
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015
Hank goes to Manhattan with Olympia; Evan fears Boris is keeping a secret; Divya receives a visitor.
#13 - False Start
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2015
Hank treats a rookie tri-athlete; Evan and Paige move into the guest house; Divya is in a jam.
#14 - Secret Asian Man
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/2015
Keller asks Hank for help with an embarrassing medical problem; Divya treats a group of Civil War reenactors who are suffering from an age-old disease; and Evan fears he may be in over his head when he's roped into a secret project with Boris.
#15 - If I Were a Sick Man
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2009
Hank finds himself needing to quarantine the guests from a party and considers making a call to the County Health to announce a possible outbreak. Elsewhere, Evan makes some interesting facts concerning Divya's personal life, and Jill wants to keep her relationship with Hank under wraps.
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#16 - Who's Your Daddy?
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/22/2012
With a Polo tournament in full swing in the Hamptons, HankMed's on hand to treat a Polo Team Owner who won't quit playing despite his condition. Also, Divya deals with the realities of dating and Evan frets about an impending meeting of the in-laws.
#17 - Vertigo
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/17/2013
Hank continues to treat Don and becomes more involved in the lives of Don and Molly; Divya tends to a young conductor, whose passion for music may be harming his health; Evan confronts obstacles in his new political venture; and Paige sees a new side of Blythe.
#18 - But There's a Catch
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/6/2011
Ken "Killer" Keller hosts a charity football tournament on his estate and invites Hank to play along. The contest gets fierce as Keller gets injured and Hank must put his competitive nature aside to treat him.
#19 - Lovesick
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/10/2010
After having her heart broken, Newberg's stepdaughter lands in the hospital with a condition directly related to her relationship woes. Divya attempts to bring romance into her relationship with Raj.
#20 - No Man Is an Island
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2009
Hank and Evan take on a job looking after a wealthy family who live on a private island which is technology-free. Despite Hank's better judgment, a woman plans on having her baby right there on the island. Meanwhile, Evan finds himself clashing with a teenage family member. Back at home, Jill struggles with hospital politics.
#21 - Blythe Spirits
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2013
Hank treats a police officer whose rebellious daughter could be harming his health; Evan and Paige get involved in a neighborhood feud; a patient makes a surprising offer; and Divya faces complications from the changes in her life.
#22 - Mano A Mano
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/1/2010
Hank saves a hand; Boris' health quickly fails after Marisa's treatment; Divya clashes with Dr. Peck.
#24 - Pins and Needles
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/14/2013
Hank treats a florist who has vivid dreams; Divya grows suspicious of a moderator running a debate in which Evan is participating; and Hank and Jeremiah don't see eye to eye on how to best treat Hank's pain.
#25 - Medusa
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/24/2010
Boris flies Hank to another country, where he and another doctor research potentially life saving gene therapies. Back in the Hamptons, Hank's temporary replacement, Dr. Emily Peck, rubs Divya the wrong way.