The BEST Episodes of Offspring
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 28, 2019
Network: Network Ten
Offspring is an exuberant drama set in Melbourne's Fitzroy, centering on Nina Proudman and her struggle to deal with her fabulously messy family, her hunt for a decent love life and her tendency to over-think and fly off into fantasy.
#1 - When Life Gives You Lemons...
Season 5 - Episode 13
As Billie prepares for a new life overseas, Nina faces Zoe's first birthday and the anniversary of Patrick's death. But first the St Francis staff must face an emergency of epic proportions.
#2 - Proudman Wedding Curse
Season 2 - Episode 13
Nina makes an important decision about her love life; meanwhile, Billie and Mick try to defy the Proudman Wedding Curse, and Cherie uncovers a shocking family secret.
#3 - Pregnant Pause
Season 3 - Episode 13
Nina celebrates her 35th birthday at the hospital where Darcy has recreated Nina's 8 year old dream birthday party! It is sure to be a night full of surprises!
#4 - To the Best of My Ability
Season 6 - Episode 10
Billie plays cupid for two hopeless lovers and three generations of Proudman women help Nina do what she does best in a life-affirming moment.
#5 - D-Day
Season 1 - Episode 6
Nina thinks the worst of her day is over, when, on the morning of her date with Chris Havel, she finds herself navigating the elaborate world of contraception and facing serious performance anxiety issues. Meanwhile, Billie continues to investigate Cherie's mysterious behaviour with an older man, Mick and Ivy break up as he admits he still loves Billie, and much to Jimmy's disgust, Geraldine seems to have the most luck in the bedroom with Mr Soriel, Jimmy's old history teacher.
#6 - Breaking Point
Season 6 - Episode 5
The staff at St Francis are shaken by a public relations crisis at the hospital and Nina finds herself clashing with Harry Crewe, the consultant brought in to deal with the issue.
#7 - I'm Always Here
Season 5 - Episode 7
A Proudman life hangs in the balance; Nina faces a huge dilemma; Billie's life takes an unexpected turn.
#8 - Tried and Tested
Season 6 - Episode 9
Nina's relationship with Harry is tested when she makes a life-altering decision regarding Patrick.
#9 - Episode 10
Season 7 - Episode 10
Nina faces a big decision, is she really ready to leave St Francis? Having discovered Geraldine is dating Phil D'Arabont, the Proudman siblings call a crisis summit.
#10 - Chaos
Season 3 - Episode 9
Nina finds herself at the heart of Proudman family chaos, while trying to assure Patrick her relationship with Adam is platonic.
#11 - Winners and Losers
Season 5 - Episode 4
Nina and Billie face their dreaded high school reunion. While Nina tries to convince everyone she's happy to go, Billie has her own reasons not to attend.
#12 - Happiness is a Delusion
Season 3 - Episode 1
Nina Proudman is floating on cloud nine. She's in love with Dr Patrick Reid and happy in her job - but is everything about to change?
#13 - When Sparks Fly
Season 5 - Episode 2
Nina has a blast from the past when she runs into an old flame at the hospital. Billie meets with Lawrence to discuss his feelings. Will sparks fly?
#14 - Expect the Unexpected
Season 5 - Episode 8
It's finally date night for Nina and Thomas, but the night takes an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Billie presents Jimmy with an interesting business opportunity.
#15 - A Present from the Past
Season 6 - Episode 6
The staff at St Francis are shocked when an earlier PR crisis explodes into something far more serious. Nina sees a new side to Harry and is rocked by a visitor from Patrick's past.
#16 - Episode 4
Season 7 - Episode 4
Nina is wrong-footed when she discovers Harry's ex-girlfriend of ten years, Georgie has unexpectedly returned to Melbourne. Meanwhile, Billie begins construction of her "sex wall".
#17 - Episode 8
Season 7 - Episode 8
Harry and Nina face a co-parenting road bump when Harry tries to discipline Zoe. An unexpected meeting with a significant boyfriend from Billie's past clarifies her feelings for Dan.
#18 - Sisters Aren't Doing It For Themselves
Season 6 - Episode 8
Nina's attempt to do something for Billie spirals into a huge decision which could impact Nina's life forever and threatens to tear the two sisters apart.
#19 - Happy Geraldine Day
Season 7 - Episode 1
When Proudman matriarch Geraldine calls the family together for a very special "Geraldine Day", her announcement at dinner will leave everyone speechless.
#20 - Dialing Up the Crazy
Season 4 - Episode 11
The Proudman family implodes when Nina and Patrick's counselling session goes public.
#21 - Poison Ivy
Season 1 - Episode 4
Love struck Nina struggles to keep focused on everyday life as she's plagued by fantasies of Dr Havel. Billie's plan to make Mick jealous backfires when his old flame, Ivy, shows up. Meanwhile, Cherie and Darcy negotiate the rules of dating as Darcy has a life changing one night stand.
#22 - Life Changing Decisions
Season 5 - Episode 12
Nina and Leo are floored by an unexpected patient at St Francis; Mick asks Billie to come to London with him; Cherie must choose between Kim and Clegg's needs.
#23 - Love, Pain and the Whole Damn Thing
Season 5 - Episode 11
Billie struggles with the knowledge that Mick is single; Nina deals with the fallout from Thomas meeting the Proudmans; Kim has a shock proposal for Clegg.
#24 - The Aftermath
Season 3 - Episode 10
Patrick confronts Nina about the serve Billie gave him over their breakup and her new relationship with Adam. Will Nina face the boundaries of her relationship?
#25 - Matters of the Heart
Season 4 - Episode 10
Nina and Patrick struggle to negotiate the role of the ever present Proudmans in their life together. Meanwhile, Billie is in damage control after her night out on the town.