The WORST episodes of Newhart
Every episode of Newhart ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Newhart!
Dick Loudon and wife Joanna relocate from New York City to a small town in Vermont, where they run the historic Stratford Inn. They're surrounded by a town full of oddballs and colorful characters, whom Loudon deals with in various states of bemusement.
#1 - Seein' Double
Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/1990
Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father.
#2 - Good-Bye and Good Riddance, Mr. Chips
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/6/1987
Dick enrolls in a typing class, only to find that the teacher, Mr. Brooney, is the same tyrant he had for a sixth-grade teacher.
#3 - Cupcake in a Cage
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/1989
Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones.
#4 - My Husband, My Peasant
Season 8 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/14/1990
Society bluebloods Scooter Drake and his new wife Libby drop by with a child of their own, apparently superior to baby Steph in every way. Michael and Stephanie decide to divorce due to Michael's peasant heritage.
#5 - Don't Rain on My Parade
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/21/1983
Joanna is swamped when Dick volunteers her to serve Thanksgiving dinner for over 100 people, including her parents. George is upset when his Thanksgiving parade is ruined by rain.
#6 - Stephanie Nightingale
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/27/1986
Stephanie must care for the hotel staff and guests when a measels epidemic sweeps the inn.
#7 - Born to Be Mild
Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/1990
Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, 'The Houligans', when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, 'The Ruffians'.
#8 - I Do, Okay
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/10/1986
Joanna and a decidedly unenthusiastic Dick decide to renew their wedding vows to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
#9 - Beauty and the Pest
Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/15/1990
Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her.
#10 - New Faces of 1951
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/2/1984
Dick and Joanna plan a birthday party for George after he reveals he's never had one. Dick calls everyone he can think of, but no one can make it. In desperation, Dick calls up George's old army buddies.
#11 - The Visitors
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/17/1983
Dick and Joanna cant wait for their 'fun' friends to visit, but soon become perturbed after their friends treat the Loudons not as friends, but innkeepers.
#12 - Goonstruck
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/12/1988
Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.
#13 - Daddy's Little Girl
Season 8 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/5/1990
After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph.
#14 - Inn This Corner
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/1987
Dick and Joanna love the fun-loving couple staying at the Stratford...until they announce they're opening a posh new inn down the street.
#15 - Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/13/1982
Dick praises an aspiring writer's work to avoid hurting her feelings. The writer's enthusiastic husband quits his job to allow his wife to write full time. It's up to Dick to secure her an agent and teach her to write, all before their savings runs out in a month and a half.
#16 - But Seriously, Beavers
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/1984
Dick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.
#17 - Ramblin' Michael Harris
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1989
Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer.
#18 - Home for the Hollidays
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/16/1989
Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
#19 - Georgie and Grace
Season 8 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/19/1990
George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind.
#20 - I Like You, Butt...
Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/1989
George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.
#21 - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Loudon
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/16/1987
Dick gains an unwanted reputation as an acerbic wit after verbally assaulting an inept guest.
#22 - Unfriendly Persuasion
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/2/1987
Dick tries to help Joanna overcome her fear of eye doctors. George feels slighted by Stephanie after she blows him off in favor of shopping.
#23 - Utley, Can You Spend a Dime
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/1/1986
Dick convinces a reluctant George to live a little and spend some of his $50,000 fortune. Meanwhile the town believes Dick to be destitute after a check bounces due to a bank error.
#24 - Still the Beavers
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/23/1985
Dick convinces George to quit the Beaver Lodge after the Beavers cheat George out of a prize rightfully his. George starts up a rival lodge to get back at the Beavers.
#25 - The Way We Ought to Be
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/7/1985
Michael and Steph break up when Michael realizes he's tired of Stephanie's demanding ways. Dick has difficulties with the WPIV staff when they're slow to direct his show.