The BEST episodes of Newhart season 5

Every episode of Newhart season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Newhart season 5!

Dick Loudon and wife Joanna relocate from New York City to a small town in Vermont, where they run the historic Stratford Inn. They're surrounded by a town full of oddballs and colorful characters, whom Loudon deals with in various states of bemusement.

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Thanksgiving for the Memories
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7.22
41 votes

#1 - Thanksgiving for the Memories

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/24/1986

The Newhart family travels to Vanderkellen mansion for Thanksgiving, but is forced to leave prematurely when Stephanie finds her parents threw away her favorite toy.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
Writer: David Mirkin
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Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
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7.19
42 votes

#2 - Everybody Ought to Have a Maid

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/1986

Stephanie worries she might lose her job after she breaks a toe and her temporary replacement is 'better than Mary Poppins'.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
Chimes They Are a Changin'
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7.16
44 votes

#3 - Chimes They Are a Changin'

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/26/1987

George sets out to repair the town's cracked bell tower, even after the town votes him down. Michael rents The Wizard of Oz to overcome his fear of wind.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
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First of the Belles
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7.13
46 votes

#4 - First of the Belles

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/12/1987

Dick's old college sweetheart visits the inn for a weekend of skiing, leaving Joanna worried that Dick may want to rekindle an old flame.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To
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7.13
40 votes

#5 - It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/19/1987

Cousin Ned Vanderkellen's 100th birthday party goes smoothly... until Cousin Ned drops dead.

Directors: Michael Lessac
Writer: Kerry Ehrin
High Fidelity
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7.13
48 votes

#6 - High Fidelity

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/20/1986

Dick endures the townspeople's pity when Joanna and new friend Hal are suspected by everyone of having an affair.

Directors: Michael Lessac
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My Two and Only
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7.12
43 votes

#7 - My Two and Only

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/17/1986

A new friend threatens Larry's position as family leader.

Directors: Michael Lessac
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Harris Ankles PIV for Web Post
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7.12
43 votes

#8 - Harris Ankles PIV for Web Post

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/16/1987

Michael interviews for a network job. George finds a 'Duck Rock'.

Directors: Douglas Wyman
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Saturday in New York with George
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7.11
44 votes

#9 - Saturday in New York with George

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/1986

Dick and George attend a literary party in New York. Dick worries that George won't fit in with the high class partygoers and is stunned and jealous when George is the life of the party.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Sweet and Sour Charity
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7.10
40 votes

#10 - Sweet and Sour Charity

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/1986

Dick and Joanna have an opportunity to shed their 'town newcomer' status when Dick's asked to run a fundraiser for the local library. Dick, the former advertising executive, finds it a hard pill to swallow when his idea is rejected and Joanna's is unanimously applauded.

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Desperately Desiring Susan (2)
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7.09
43 votes

#11 - Desperately Desiring Susan (2)

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/1986

Michael struggles with his desire for Susan, versus his passion for Stephanie.

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Much to Do Without Muffin
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7.09
44 votes

#12 - Much to Do Without Muffin

Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 4/13/1987

Michael is lost when Stephanie goes away for the weekend. Desperate, he goes to a Beaver Lodge dinner with George and is the life of the party.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Jail, Jail, the Gang's All Here
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7.07
42 votes

#13 - Jail, Jail, the Gang's All Here

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/9/1987

Larry, Darryl & Darryl ask Dick to represent them after they're arrested for kidnapping a neighbor's cow.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
Writer: Arnie Kogen
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Desperately Desiring Susan (1)
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7.07
44 votes

#14 - Desperately Desiring Susan (1)

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/1986

Michael becomes enamored with temporary office secretary Susan.

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Love Letters in the Mud
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7.07
44 votes

#15 - Love Letters in the Mud

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/5/1987

Michael helps Larry court the girl of his dreams. Joanna holds Dick responsible for his actions in her dream.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
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Co-Hostess Twinkie
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7.07
45 votes

#16 - Co-Hostess Twinkie

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/1986

Dick is stuck with a perky, brainless co-hostess for his new program 'On the Town'. Meanwhile, Larry and the Darryls name their new pig 'Miss Stephanie' much to the real Stephanie's dismay.

Directors: Dolores Ferraro
Writer: David Mirkin
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Camp Stephanie
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7.04
45 votes

#17 - Camp Stephanie

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/1986

Stephanie has her hands full when she temporarily leads a group of 'Ranger Girls'. While Steph tries to teach them about coming-out parties and makeup, the girls want to learn survival techniques. Meanwhile, Dick and Joanna endure George's wood carving, Mount Stratford.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
Fun with Dick and Joanna
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7.02
41 votes

#18 - Fun with Dick and Joanna

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/23/1987

Dick and Joanna find that spontaneity isn't all its cracked up to be after Dick's spontaneous plans land them in a fleabag motel for the worst night of their lives.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
Night Moves
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7.02
42 votes

#19 - Night Moves

Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/9/1987

Dick tries to find someplace to sleep after Joanna throws him out.

Directors: David Mirkin
Writer: David Mirkin
Dick the Kid
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6.98
44 votes

#20 - Dick the Kid

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/1986

Dick heads west to pursue his dream of being a cowboy.

Directors: Barton Dean
Writer: Arnie Kogen
Utley, Can You Spend a Dime
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6.98
44 votes

#21 - Utley, Can You Spend a Dime

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/1/1986

Dick convinces a reluctant George to live a little and spend some of his $50,000 fortune. Meanwhile the town believes Dick to be destitute after a check bounces due to a bank error.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
Unfriendly Persuasion
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6.93
43 votes

#22 - Unfriendly Persuasion

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/2/1987

Dick tries to help Joanna overcome her fear of eye doctors. George feels slighted by Stephanie after she blows him off in favor of shopping.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Loudon
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6.93
42 votes

#23 - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Loudon

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/16/1987

Dick gains an unwanted reputation as an acerbic wit after verbally assaulting an inept guest.

Directors: Michael Lessac
Good-Bye and Good Riddance, Mr. Chips
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6.87
46 votes

#24 - Good-Bye and Good Riddance, Mr. Chips

Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/6/1987

Dick enrolls in a typing class, only to find that the teacher, Mr. Brooney, is the same tyrant he had for a sixth-grade teacher.

Directors: David Steinberg
Writer: Arnie Kogen