Malcolm & Eddie

The WORST episodes of Malcolm & Eddie

Every episode of Malcolm & Eddie ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Malcolm & Eddie!

Malcolm McGee (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) is a responsible and sensible 20-something who ends up sharing a Kansas City apartment and a business venture with relentlessly enthusiastic tow truck owner Eddie Sherman (Eddie Griffin). A fast talker with outlandish frenetic energy, Eddie's charming schemes always seems to get the two into hot water. But no matter what the situation, these opposites always end up bailing each other out -- even if they drive each other crazy.

Last Updated: 7/13/2022Network: UPN
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Double Play
star
6.50
6 votes

#1 - Double Play

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/8/2000

For Malcolm's thirtieth birthday, Eddie surprises him with a chance to watch an upcoming baseball game from the sportscaster's booth. But the biggest surprise comes when Eddie creates a clever diversion allowing Malcolm to fulfill his lifelong career fantasy and serve as commentator for the game, with disastrous results.

Directors: Rob Sellers, Jr.
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Everynight Fever
star
6.89
9 votes

#2 - Everynight Fever

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/17/1997

The club puts on a 70's promotion and everybody dresses up in 70's attire, and grooves to the funk. Eddie gets into the spirit of the 70's, so much so that he remains there even after the promotion is over. When Nicolette arranges for him to get a city contract fixing parking scooters, Eddie's priorities become confused, & business & friendships begins to suffer. Eddie finally admits he's a Funk-aholic.

Directors: Ken Whittingham
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Like Water for Chocolate Cookies
star
7.00
8 votes

#3 - Like Water for Chocolate Cookies

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/27/1997

Simone tries to win Malcolm's heart through his stomach with some special chocolate cookies, but once Malcolm tastes them, he only wants to use them to go into the cookie business with. Meanwhile, McGinley tries to lure Simone away from Malcolm, to work in his bar.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Clubbed
star
7.00
4 votes

#4 - Clubbed

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1999

The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from the Fifty-Fifty Club, by holding a bogus contest to attract new customers. The trouble comes when the guys decide to fight fire with fire, and rig a bogus contest of their own, but with disastrous results.

Directors: Eddie Griffin
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The Tapawingo Witch Project
star
7.00
7 votes

#5 - The Tapawingo Witch Project

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/1999

Hoping to duplicate the incredible success of the movie ""The Blair Witch Project,"" Malcolm recruits Nicolette, Leonard, Doug and a very reluctant Eddie to help him make a similar film about a local Kansas City legend, the Tapawingo Witch. But after they head deep into the woods to film the documentary, a series of frightening events spook the novice filmmakers, blurring the line between fantasy and reality.

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A Fowl and Stormy Night
star
7.00
6 votes

#6 - A Fowl and Stormy Night

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1999

Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolm's Uncle Buddy. But panic sets in when they reach his uncle's empty house and discover the town has been evacuated because of an oncoming hurricane, and now they're caught right in the middle of it.

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Your Number's Up
star
7.00
7 votes

#7 - Your Number's Up

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/3/2000

Eddie agrees to buy Malcolm's lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—when the numbers hit.

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Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell
star
7.13
8 votes

#8 - Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/6/1999

After Leonard's date publicly humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club, Malcolm and Nicolette try to cheer him up by sharing their ""worst date"" stories. But nothing can top Eddie's date that night when he's lured by a woman named ""Sinful Sally"" to her apartment, unaware that she plans to broadcast their rendezvous live over the Internet.

Directors: Tony Singletary
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The Sweet Hell of Success
star
7.20
5 votes

#9 - The Sweet Hell of Success

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/1999

As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making strategy is best. Malcolm believes in investing his money in the stock market, while Eddie believes in betting on horse races.

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The Commercial
star
7.22
9 votes

#10 - The Commercial

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/24/1997

When the guys decide to film a TV commerical for the bar, to attract new customers, they are inadvertently a big success...as a gay bar. Finally, the guys decide to dress the part.

Directors: Patrick Maloney
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Tough Love
star
7.22
9 votes

#11 - Tough Love

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/12/1998

Malcolm uses tough love on his sister who gets fired and dumped in the same week.

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The Slender Arm of the Law
star
7.25
8 votes

#12 - The Slender Arm of the Law

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/2/1998

Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

Directors: Madeline Cripe
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The Way We Weren't
star
7.29
7 votes

#13 - The Way We Weren't

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/18/1997

Friends guide feuding Malcolm and Eddie down memory lane.

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Moving Violations
star
7.29
7 votes

#14 - Moving Violations

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/1/2000

Things are going so well for Malcolm and Eddie with their new girlfriends that Malcolm invites Helena to move in with him, and Eddie tries to double his fun by moving in with the twins that he's dating. But the romance quickly fades when Malcolm realizes what a slob Helena is, and the twins drive Eddie nuts fighting for his attention.

Directors: Tony Singletary
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Designing Woman
star
7.33
6 votes

#15 - Designing Woman

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/24/2000

With Malcolm sound asleep, robbers break into the apartment and steal all the furniture and strip the house of all its contents. They hire an interior designer to redo the apartment, but find out she not only has an eye for style, but a taste for a con game.

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Partnership of Fools
star
7.38
13 votes

#16 - Partnership of Fools

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/16/1996

Eddie annoys Malcolm when he deviates from their established system of picking their joint weekly lottery ticket numbers and instead chooses what Malcolm considers a dumb mix - 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 and 30. Malcolm forgives Eddie's indiscretion when all six numbers come up, making them instant millionaires... or so they think.... Unfortunately for the mismatched roommates, for the first time in Missouri state history, there's more than one winner of the Instant Millionaire game - many more. When the money is divvied up, Malcolm and Eddie are able to redecorate their apartment just in time to impress Bridget, a young attorney and her roommate Nicollette, a parking enforcement officer, who move in across the hall. Strongly attracted to Bridget, Malcolm is summarily spurned when she makes it clear she's dating NBA Rookie of the Year Damon Stoudamire. Realizing he's at a crossroads in life, Malcolm decides to buy the bar from Kelly. Eddie uses his half of the money to convert the tow truck gar

Directors: Amanda Bearse
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Fairly Decent Proposal
star
7.43
7 votes

#17 - Fairly Decent Proposal

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1999

While vacationing in Las Vegas with Malcolm and his new girlfriend, Eddie can't resist the lure of the crap table. But when his lucky streak turns unlucky to the tune of $50,000, he has no way to pay his debt, until a wealthy female offers to cover his losses on one condition—that she gets to sleep with Malcolm in return.

Directors: Tony Singletary
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Mid-Wife Crisis
star
7.43
7 votes

#18 - Mid-Wife Crisis

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/2000

A newly-confident Dexter visits the guys with his pregnant wife in tow, only for her to go into labor just as a long streak of bad luck events take place in their lives.

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Big Brother is Watching
star
7.44
9 votes

#19 - Big Brother is Watching

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/14/1996

Eddie becomes a member of the Little Buddies Association just to get a date with one of its attractive female volunteers. When Malcolm accidentally reveals his roommates ulterior motives to his new little brother, Troy, the mischievous eight-year-old sets out to wreak havoc at Kelly's bar.

Directors: Rob Schiller
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Hanging by a Dred
star
7.44
9 votes

#20 - Hanging by a Dred

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/1999

Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia. After their breakup, Malcolm goes into a funk and Eddie goes to extraordinary lengths (and heights) to pull him out of it. Eddie tries taking Malcolm on a hot-air balloon ride.

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Club Story
star
7.50
8 votes

#21 - Club Story

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/1997

While Malcolm is away with Lydia, Malcolm leaves Eddie in charge of running the bar for a day. Eddie gets the idea that he should transform the bar into an exotic dance club, but doesn't count on the law being there and wanting to shut down the club.

Directors: John Bowab
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Trading Spaces
star
7.50
6 votes

#22 - Trading Spaces

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/13/1997

After Malcolm and Eddie each make suggestions to the other about ways to improve each other's business, they decide to make a bet, which leads the guys to switch places and run each other's business for a week.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Whose Room is It Anyway?
star
7.50
8 votes

#23 - Whose Room is It Anyway?

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/9/1997

Malcolm dreams about a distant future where he and Eddie are still roommates.

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Worst Impressions
star
7.50
8 votes

#24 - Worst Impressions

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/1999

Deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie quickly replaces with a fully-loaded, high-priced SUV. Their drastically opposing views about spending money threaten to divide the two best friends until they agree to try a little role reversal to better understand how the other one thinks. Meanwhile, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug are on their best behavior, hoping to win ""Employee of the Week"" and the bonus that comes with it.

Directors: Jody Hahn
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Three of Club
star
7.50
8 votes

#25 - Three of Club

Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/22/2000

After finding out that the success of the Fifty/Fifty Club has driven its competing club, Club Misdemeanor, out of business, an accident damages the club forcing Malcolm and Eddie to try and find financing to reopen the club. To make matters worse, Mia, former owner of Club Misdemeanor becomes their new landlord. So in order to keep the club from being closed down, the guys decide to take on a third partner.

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