The BEST episodes written by Stephen Langford
#1 - A-Camping We Will Go
Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 21
Urkel tags along on Carl's camping trip in Minnesota and an irritated Carl stubbornly refuses to listen to know- it-all Urkel's words of warning about bears and geysers; Harriette seeks a job.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 16
When Hawkins dies suddenly of a heart attack, his daughter Ashley is surprised to learn that she can only inherit his 10 million dollars is on one condition—that she marry Eddie within 30 days. But Eddie soon discovers that saying ""I do"" to wealth and marriage may devastate Malcolm, who has taken drastic measures to try and forget about the feelings he still has for Ashley.
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#3 - Test Stressed
Tiny Toon Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 4
Buster introduces the start of each segment. "Never Too Late to Loon": Plucky asks Shirley the Loon to turn him into Albert Einstein to help pass a math test, only to fail the test because Einstein had poor grades as a youth. "Li'l Sneezer": Sylvester the Cat tests Furrball by asking him to catch a mouse. The mouse, Sneezer, sneezes repeatedly and thwarts Furrball's attempts to catch him. "To Bleep or Not to Bleep": Fowlmouth tries to ask Shirley on a date, but she shuns him because of his profane language. Buster then tries to control Fowlmouth after discovering that he does not swear around young children.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 3 - Episode 4
The guys pull elaborate Halloween pranks on each other at the club's annual Halloween costume party. But then things really begin to heat up when the guys meet 2 aspiring fashion models in the adjoining motel room.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 7
Nicolette's desire for a meaningful relationship inspires her to try celibacy, and inspires the others to a challenge to see who can abstain from giving in to their sexual desires the longest. As the gang slowly gives in to the temptation one by one, everyone is surprised at who the final winner is.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 18
When Malcolm's Uncle Buddy dies, Malcolm is entrusted with his ashes to scatter in the Missouri River. But when Eddie mistakenly uses the urn for a vase, Uncle Buddy winds up in a very different place than expected, and Eddie has to go to outrageous extremes to keep Malcolm from finding out about the final resting place of his dearly departed uncle.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 3
Dexter returns and asks Eddie for another loan—it seems he's been evicted from his apartment yet again. Heeding Malcolm's advice, Eddie doesn't give him the loan but takes a stand to help Dexter back on his feet. However, the situation changes once Dexter gets coffee spilled on his lap at the club.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 3 - Episode 19
A contractor (Coolio) consults Malcolm and Eddie about building a club in Chicago.
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#9 - Father of the Bride
Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 17
Carl bribes Laura to go bowling with Urkel and dreams that they are married with four kids who look like Urkel.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 1
Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia. After their breakup, Malcolm goes into a funk and Eddie goes to extraordinary lengths (and heights) to pull him out of it. Eddie tries taking Malcolm on a hot-air balloon ride.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 9
While vacationing in Las Vegas with Malcolm and his new girlfriend, Eddie can't resist the lure of the crap table. But when his lucky streak turns unlucky to the tune of $50,000, he has no way to pay his debt, until a wealthy female offers to cover his losses on one condition—that she gets to sleep with Malcolm in return.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 21
A newly-confident Dexter visits the guys with his pregnant wife in tow, only for her to go into labor just as a long streak of bad luck events take place in their lives.
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#13 - Driving Carl Crazy
Family Matters - Season 4 - Episode 3
Carl hopes to practice stress management by keeping his cool, but he nearly blows a gasket teaching Urkel to drive.
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Small Wonder - Season 3 - Episode 14
Due to Vicki's misinterpreting Ted's quip while doing the family's on-line banking, the Lawsons are re-categorized as deadbeats and Ted just plain dead.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 13
With Malcolm sound asleep, robbers break into the apartment and steal all the furniture and strip the house of all its contents. They hire an interior designer to redo the apartment, but find out she not only has an eye for style, but a taste for a con game.
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#16 - Teacher's Pet
Family Matters - Season 7 - Episode 4
An English class full of unruly hooligans gives substitute teacher Urkel a pain - along with a creative scheme to get through to his defiant charges. Steve's English teacher, Mr. Donald Ludke, needs to take two days off so he appoints Steve as the substitute teacher. The first day, everyone but Laura and Myra ignores Steve, and two bullies, Kissel and Robbins, play tricks on him. But the second day, Steve uses his transformation machine to become Stefan Urquelle, who humiliates Kissel and takes charge of the class. Then Stefan teaches Robbins a love poem that helps Robbins get a date. Meanwhile, Harriette berates Carl for not helping with the housework. He hires a sexy maid, Tawny, further angering Harriette. The next day, she terminates Tawny and hires a muscular male servant, Geoffrey, to teach Carl a lesson. Carl agrees to help Harriette more often.
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#17 - They Shoot Urkels, Don't They?
Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 24
Grandma Winslow and Fletcher's senior citizens home is in need of financial assistance. The Winslows propose holding a dance marathon to raise the money. This becomes the perfect oppurtunity for Carl to proove himself the most endurant over Steve. He is tired about hearing from everyone how Steve almost defeated him in an arm wrestling contest they had despite the fact that Carl did win. All For One starts up the dance marathon. Laura is partnered up with Waldo's distant cousin Bob who turns out to be a very short man. Laura is afraid of saying something offensive in front of Bob. But when Laura accindentally does, Bob assures her that it's all right, that he cant help being a short man. The dance goes on late into the night by one or two in the morning Harriet and Myra want to give but Carl and Steve refuse. The girls leave Carl and Steve anyway so the competition is between Carl and Steve alone. By 3am Grandma Winslow and Fletcher announce the dance marathon over since they a
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#18 - Midterm Crisis
Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 12
Carl loses points with Capt. Savage by telling him the truth about the woman he loves; and Eddie and Urkel cook up a lie about Waldo's midterm baking project, which they devoured.
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#19 - Getting Buff
Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 6
Eddie learns a revealing lesson when Greta gets a part-time job.
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#20 - The Love God
Family Matters - Season 3 - Episode 10
Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance, while Carl is undercover in drag.
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#21 - Food, Lies and Videotape
Family Matters - Season 3 - Episode 17
Urkel enrolls in a home economics class with Laura, thinking it'll be a piece of cake, but he soon learns he less than an A-student.
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#22 - Flashpants
Family Matters - Season 2 - Episode 4
A braggart with a badge transfers to Carl's divisions just in time for the precinct's annual dance contest, which Carl and Harriette aim to win by dancing circles around their fierce rival.
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#23 - Flying Blind
Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 10
Carl and Urkel must land a plane after their vengeful pilot bails out on a charter flight to Detroit, leaving the m with only their emotional baggage.
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#24 - Ain't Nothin' But an Urkel
Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 17
Another transformation-chamber mishap turns Urkel into a gyrating Elvis with a hunka hunka lot of explaining to do during a meeting with an MIT recruiter (Kline).
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#25 - Old and Alone
Family Matters - Season 3 - Episode 11
Laura may be sorry for banishing Urkel from her life: in her dreams, she's a 90-year-old spinster whose only visitor is a now-married Urkel.
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Silver Spoons - Season 5 - Episode 18
Rick's basketball idol is arrested for possession of narcotics.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 6
Hoping to duplicate the incredible success of the movie ""The Blair Witch Project,"" Malcolm recruits Nicolette, Leonard, Doug and a very reluctant Eddie to help him make a similar film about a local Kansas City legend, the Tapawingo Witch. But after they head deep into the woods to film the documentary, a series of frightening events spook the novice filmmakers, blurring the line between fantasy and reality.
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Malcolm & Eddie - Season 4 - Episode 12
Eddie agrees to buy Malcolm's lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—when the numbers hit.
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#29 - The Naked and the Nerdy
Family Matters - Season 7 - Episode 2
Steve and Laura have an accidental encounter in their birthday suits; Hariette unwraps an expensive gift she thinks Carl bought her for her anniversary. While they both get ready to take a shower, Steve and Laura accidentally see each other naked in the bathroom-a traumatic experience for both of them. Meanwhile, Carl's neighbor, Larry Johnson, asks Carl to hold onto an expensive diamond bracelet because Larry's wife is a snoop. But when Harriette finds it, she thinks Carl bought it for her anniversary gift, and he has some explaining to do.
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#30 - Looniversity Days
Tiny Toon Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 42
Buster and Babs, in song, gives us a tour of a typical day at Acme Looniversity. The Learning Principal: Buster gets sent to the principal's office by Yosemite Sam, and his friends are afraid that he is going to be done for, all to get his brand new stereo system. Buster meets the principal, which is a big head and he discovers that Bugs was actually controlling the head. Bugs gives him some timely advice and he goes back to Sam's class and proves himself to be a good student.
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What's Happening Now! - Season 2 - Episode 18
Roger realizes his nightmare about being homeless during Christmas is a reality for many.
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#32 - Pound Foolish
Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 22
Donna Summer reprises her role as Urkel's Aunt Oona from Altoona, who has put on weight but anticipates taking it off in her nephew's new-fangled fat-compression chamber.
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#33 - Malani the Warrior
Star Wars: Ewoks - Season 2 - Episode 22
Malani has a crush on Wicket.
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#34 - Le Jour D'Amour
Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 18
Urkel narrates romantic vignettes featuring the Winslows and friends.
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What's Happening Now! - Season 2 - Episode 8
Raj is misled by a psychiatric patient posing as a book publisher.
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