The WORST episodes of Hong Kong Phooey
Every episode of Hong Kong Phooey ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Hong Kong Phooey!
Penrod Pooch (Penry for short) is a mild mannered canine janitor at a police station and whenever help is needed he dives into a file cabinet and emerges as a karate fighting, super hero named Hong Kong Phooey. Accompanied by his trusty feline companion Spot, Hong Kong Phooey fights crime while double checking his trusty textbook The Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu.Bumbling through solving crimes it is Spot who is inaudibly muttering the clues while Penry takes credit.
#1 - Iron Head, the Robot
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/14/1974
When a crook commands his robot to steal every safe in town, Hong Kong Phooey gives chase-- resulting is a showdown in the crooks's gym. Meanwhile, Sergeant Flint starts off a Physical Fitness program with Rosemary, Spot and Penry.
#2 - The Little Crook Who Wasn't There
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 12/7/1974
A string of robberies are being commited by an invisible robber. How can Hong Kong Phooey fight what he can't see? Penry is still having trouble in fixing the Sarge's suit.
#3 - The Incredible Mr. Shrink
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 12/14/1974
Mr. Shrink is flooding the city to aide in his crime spree. This puts our hero up to his neck in water trying to stop him. Penry is making a few adjustments to his metal detector, making sure that it will only locate gold.
#4 - Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Bakery Man
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 11/30/1974
A man uses bakery dough to rob people of their jewelry and other valuables. Hong Kong Phooey goes to the crooks lair posing as a delivery man. Penry is building a scarecrow to keep birds away from his crop.
#5 - Kong and the Counterfeiters
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/23/1974
A string of counterfeit bills are being used all over the city. This leads Penry/Hong Kong Phooey and Rosemary [while on a picnic with Penry] to the crooks hideout where they must escape captivity.
#6 - Professor Crosshatch
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/9/1974
A mad scientist has created a giant bird with superhero powers to steal. Hong Kong Phooey must do battle with this indestructable bird. We find out Penry is allergic to feathers, making it even harder for Sarge to pass his Captain's exam.
#7 - Green Thumb
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/16/1974
Our hero must try to find the commisioners plants that were stolen by Green Thumb. The leads our hero to Green Thumb's Greenhouse. Penry gives it another try with his latest invention, a super-duper battery powered mop.
#8 - Hong Kong Phooey vs. Hong Kong Phooey
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/2/1974
A Hong Kong Phooey impersonator is accepting rewards that Hong Kong Phooey is supposed to recieve. Our hero must unmask this villian.
#9 - Great Movie Mystery
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/26/1974
Hong Kong Phooey gets tricked into robbing a bank thinking he was an actor in a movie. Now he must escape jail to clear his name.
#10 - Stop Horsing Around
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/19/1974
Horses are being stolen which leads our hero to a 3 ring circus where he turns out to be the main attraction.
#11 - Professor Presto (The Malevolent Magician)
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/12/1974
A professional magician has stolen the police payroll and Hong Kong Phooey must try to get it back, leading him to the Presto's house of magic.
#12 - The Giggler
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/5/1974
Hong Kong Phooey must stop a clown from stealing mink stoles from the rich. But The Giggler always leaves them laughing.
#13 - Batty Bank Mob
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/1974
A string of bank robberies located by the ocean, leads Hong Kong Phooey on an underwater chase with the help of an octopus.
#14 - Candle Power
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/21/1974
A scheme to steal every candle in town and melt them down to create statues, keeps Hong Kong Phooey wondering what's going on. It's going to be harder to celebrate Sarge's birthday without candles on his birthday cake.
#15 - Cotton Pickin' Pocket Picker
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/14/1974
While at a janitors convention at Miami Beach, Hong Kong Phooey (and Spot) must catch a man who's pick pocketing all the vacationers.
#16 - Zoo Story
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/7/1974
Hong Kong Phooey must try to find out where a missing Hopeless Diamond is located, which may tie into a string of Kangaroos being stolen. The Commissioner stops by, and looks like Sarge is in trouble for not doing his share of cleaning.
#17 - Dr. Disguiso
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 12/14/1974
A prowler uses mysterious disguises to steal. Hong Kong Phooey must try to unmask this robber. Could it be Sarge or Rosemary? Penry is trying to find gold or silver with a metal detector, but it finds Sarge's badge instead.
#18 - Mr. Tornado
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 12/7/1974
Someone is using a mysterious wind machine to blow open bank vaults and robbing the payroll. Hong Kong Phooey Goes to England to find the answers. Meanwhile, Sargant Flint wants Penry to clean his uniform before the Policeman's Ball on Saturday, but Penry keeps having trouble in doing so.
#19 - The Great Choo Choo Robbery
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 11/30/1974
Someone is robbing trains and Rhinestone Jim Shady is the suspect. Hong Kong Phooey must track him down and stop him. Penry in the meantime, is growing plants to use for a soup.
#20 - From Bad to Verse (Rotten Rhymer)
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/23/1974
The Rotten Rhymer is stealing the most valuable books in the city. Hong Kong Phooey must visit the Rhymers library and revocer all the stolen books. Penry is patching a spot on the wall, but seems to get distracted in in the process.
#21 - Goldfisher
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 11/16/1974
Fish are being stolen from lakes all over town and, as usual, our superhero is called on to solve this fish story. Penry loses Sarges boots (out the window) by testing out his latest invention, an automatic shoe polisher. We find out Rosemary's fish, Emma Jean, won't eat because she is in love with Sargent Flint's stuffed fish.
#22 - The Abominable Snowman
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/9/1974
The Abominable Snowman is stealing ski lift equipment to make his own ski lodge. Hong Kong Phooey must battle the icy cold to thwart the Snowman's plans. Meanwhile, the Sarge is studying for his Captains exam, and can't get the peace and quiet he needs to study thanks to Penry.
#23 - The Claw
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/2/1974
A mechanical claw is stealing all over town and Hong Kong Phooey must destroy the dreaded claw machine before it's too late. Meanwhile, Penry is fixing the Sargents desk lamp, but keeps on making the problems worse then before.
#24 - Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/26/1974
Mirrors are being stolen and used to fool people into thinking they are taller, smaller, skinnier and fatter. Hong Kong Phooey must battle them in the house of mirrors.
#25 - TV or Not TV
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/19/1974
A bunch of TVs are being stolen all over town and Hong Kong Phooey must stop them before they escape out to sea.