The BEST episodes written by Seaman Jacobs
#1 - Lucy and Her Prince Charming
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 12
A visiting Latin Prince falls for Lucy. Uncle Harry is promised a reward if Lucy agrees to marry the prince. Harry sees dollar signs and encourages her through various schemes to marry him. Lucy decides that she does not love the prince and so cannot get married.
#2 - How to Be a Hero Without Really Trying
My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 13
The O'Hara's have new neighbors, the Richmonds, within the family being young Stevie and his grown up sister Jennifer. The foursome go on a picnic to Sunset Mountain, since Martin needs to pick up some bling, an alloy located there but that has not yet been discovered by humans. Stevie has a vivid imagination and likes to pretend he's from Mars, which intrigues Martin. That's OK with Tim, as that means he can spend time with Jennifer alone. However Jennifer is concerned with Stevie's ability to discern reality from fantasy. While Martin goes off to collect his bling, Stevie plays a game of pretend and climbs up the mountain, but reality hits when he can't get down on his own. Martin suggests that Tim climb up and get Stevie as an act of heroism, but Tim is afraid of heights. Martin reassures Tim that he will be safe with the assistance of his remote control gravitation machine. Tim bounds up the mountain, but doesn't know that Martin's machine breaks while he's half way up. Tim and Stevie have a couple of close calls, which Tim thinks is Martin just trying to be dramatic. Although Tim faints when he finds out the truth about the gravitation machine, he shows that one just needs to have a little faith to accomplish mountains.
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#3 - The Penthouse Burglaries
Hong Kong Phooey - Season 1 - Episode 7
A gorilla robbing penthouses? Hong Kong Phooey and Spot go bananas trying to solve this crime. Penry is giving the Police Station walls a new coat of paint.
#4 - Grandma Goody (Cat Burglar)
Hong Kong Phooey - Season 1 - Episode 5
This time, cats are being stolen all over town (including Spot) -- and Grandma Goody is not what she seems, as Hong Kong Phooey finds out in a bubble-filled climax. It's also Sergeant Flint's birthday, so Rosemary ask Penry to purchase a few things for his surprise birthday party.
#5 - Speak for Yourself, Dwayne
What's Happening!! - Season 1 - Episode 7
When Roger talks to a new girl on Dwayne's behalf, he finds himself falling for her and at odds with his friend.
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#6 - A Case of Black and White
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 17
George's latest business deal is with a black man married to a white woman, so when he invites them over for dinner, he also has Tom and Helen come over, to make it look like he doesn't have racial prejudices. However, when Tom and Helen discover his plot, they storm out before the guests have arrived. This leads to George having Florence and Ralph impersonate Tom and Helen.
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Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 13
In preparation for an audition, Kim's friend Ruth get a makeover from Lucy and Kim. Unfortunately, the director wants a less attractive actress, much like Ruth before the makeover. Nonetheless, all three get hired for a 1920's style production.
#8 - The Case of the Wreckless Wheelchair Driver
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 6
Lucy is involved in a lawsuit when a young man is flattened by Lucy's wheelchair. A con man (Jesse White) seeks to get $100,000 from Lucy based on an injury lawsuit. Kim proves the guy is faking by offering him a job to sing and dance at a club.
#9 - Lucy and the Generation Gap
Here's Lucy - Season 2 - Episode 12
Kim and Craig are in charge of producing the school play, and decide its theme should be the Generation Gap. When they have casting problems, Lucy and Harry wind up playing the parents, and they all put on a really spectacular show.
#10 - Lucy, the Other Woman
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 7
The milkman's wife thinks Lucy is having an affair with her husband. After she throws him out Lucy, Kim & Harry work to get the two back together.
#11 - A Home Is Not An Office
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 4
Amazingly, Harry is lost without Lucille, and after 4 failed replacements moves the office to her house while she is recovering. Lucy then uses a variety of schemes to get him out. Harry ends up being arrested for operating a business in a residential area
#12 - Lucy's Punctured Romance
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 22
Lucy has a new boyfriend Bob Collins, but Kim and Uncle Harry are worried. The milkman doesn't help matters when he informs the pair the Lucy's boyfriend is a playboy. Kim & Harry cook up all kinds of crazy stunts to scare off Bob.
#13 - Lucy's Lucky Day
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 15
Lucy is a game show contestant on her lucky day. She can win $1000 if she can train Jackie the chimp to do a trick in a week.
#14 - Not So Fast, Gopher/Haven't We Met Before?/Seoul Mates
The Love Boat - Season 3 - Episode 22
Gopher invites his widowed mother onto the ship in the hopes of cheering her up, but is hurt by her seemingly cheerful attitude, which he interprets as an insult to his father. A group of buddies takes a cruise. One of the men meets a woman who is a regular customer at the restaurant where he works. He lies about his identity because he thinks she would be put off by the fact that he is a waiter. A comic's romance with the reporter who is writing a feature about him appears doomed after she takes offense to his act.
#15 - Lucy and the Group Encounter
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 14
Mary Jane suggests Lucy and Harry go to group therapy to improve their working relationship. Once in therapy, the psychiatrist suggest the two reverse roles to see how the other one feels. Lucy takes charge and lands the agency a big account.
#16 - Lucy and the Little Old Lady
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 17
When an old lady comes in the enployment agency looking for a job because she has nowhere to go, Lucy decides to let her stay at her house. When Mrs. Brady sells land to Harry, Kim tells them about a similar sounding scam which gives Lucy and Harry the idea to let the Mrs. Brady have a seance in which they dress up as Napoleon and Josephine to convince her to refund Harry his money.
#17 - Is There a Doctor in the Roundhouse?
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 4
No one can attend Kate's Shady Rest Jamboree after Norman Curtis makes the Cannonball inoperative.
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#18 - Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
Hong Kong Phooey - Season 1 - Episode 15
Mirrors are being stolen and used to fool people into thinking they are taller, smaller, skinnier and fatter. Hong Kong Phooey must battle them in the house of mirrors.
#19 - The Courtship of Floyd Smoot
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 5
Kate pretends to fall in love with Floyd after his bad experience with a mail-order bride.
#20 - A Night at the Hooterville Hilton
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 13
A brochure describing the Shady Rest of the future is prematurely mailed to a Hooterville travel columnist.
#21 - Car Thieves
Hong Kong Phooey - Season 1 - Episode 1
A stolen car ring is operating in town, and it's up to Hong Kong Phooey to break through the ring's sneaky secrets and stop them in their fiendish tracks. Meanwhile, Sarge is expecting the Commissioner to stop by, so he wants Penry to have the police station cleaned up before he arrives.
#22 - The Caller/Marriage of Convenience/No Girls for Doc/Witness for the Prosecution
The Love Boat - Season 3 - Episode 28
In this special 90-minute episode that guest stars theater icon Helen Hayes (and her real-life son), the actress' character navigates romance after becoming a widow. Also, a district attorney falls for the woman he has in protective custody, and Doc swears off his own romances for a while.
#23 - Almost the Sound of Music
My Three Sons - Season 4 - Episode 1
To capture the affections of a pretty blond, Robbie turns pop composer and produces a novelty song. The family agrees to do the vocal background, but when they are selected to sing the song on television, Steve gets a bad case of stagefright.
#24 - Mother Jefferson's Birthday
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 19
Mother Jefferson is all excited about it being her 70th birthday and even more excited about what George is giving her for a gift. However, George and Louise have totally forgotten all about it leading them to scramble to come up with something to please the old bitty.
#25 - Chico's Cousin Pepe
Chico and the Man - Season 2 - Episode 19
Chico's blind, skirt chasing, singer of a cousin visits Chico and meets Ed.
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#26 - The Family Plan/The Promoter/May the Best Man Win/Forever Engaged/The Judges (1)
The Love Boat - Season 4 - Episode 2
The promoter of a marriage cruise is trying to reconcile with his own wife. Doc tricks Gopher into being a contestant judge but then discovers the other two judges are attractive women who vie for Gopher's attention. Another couple has a reputation for being perpetually engaged. Julie's old friend Mark is supposed to be the best man in the mass wedding, but the groom runs off with an ex-girlfriend. A groom's father and bride's mother attempt to talk their children out of marrying, only to fall in love themselves.
#27 - The Addams Family Goes to School
The New Addams Family - Season 1 - Episode 3
The school board finds out that Wednesday and Pugsley have never been to school, and insists that they be enrolled immediately. Gomez and Morticia are rightly concerned about how the first day of school would be for the kids. Wednesday and Pugsley return with the horror of a dragon being killed in Grimm's Fairy Tales. But everything is straightened out when the school board reps come to the Addams house.
#28 - The Spanking
Diff'rent Strokes - Season 1 - Episode 5
Arnold ignores warnings and continues to drop water balloons from the balcony. Mr. Drummond's decision to punish Arnold for the prank with a spanking becomes a learning lesson for Willis too, when he insists that he be the one to spank Arnold -- but where's Arnold?
#29 - The Addams Family Goes to School
The Addams Family - Season 1 - Episode 1
Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school. Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.
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#30 - Jeannie and the Great Bank Robbery
I Dream of Jeannie - Season 3 - Episode 12
When Tony needs to write a report for Dr Bellows, he tells Jeannie not to help him and sends her to the park, where she accidentally helps some strangers rob a bank in Tony's car.
#31 - The President Who Came to Dinner
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 3
The railroad president comes to town to shut down the Cannonball but becomes enchanted by the staff of the Shady Rest.
#32 - Harry's House Guest
The Jeffersons - Season 5 - Episode 11
Harry practically moves into the Jefferson's apartment to avoid his annoying house guest, Felicia. George tries to help him out by giving him tips to throw her out but this results in Felicia thinking that Harry is proposing.
#33 - My Daughter, the Doctor
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 17
Billie Jo receives $500 that her late father designated for her to become a doctor, but she wants to be an actress instead.
#34 - Lucy, the Starmaker
The Lucy Show - Season 6 - Episode 4
A young man wants a career in the music, but his uncle insists he learn the banking business. Lucy arranges for an impromptu audition with a record producer in the bank's lobby.
#35 - The Little Train Robbery
Petticoat Junction - Season 1 - Episode 9
The Cannonball's bank shipment is the target of two young train robbers.
#36 - Goober, the Executive
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 8 - Episode 16
Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.
#37 - Iron Horse Go Home
F Troop - Season 1 - Episode 16
The Hekawis sell their land to the railroad and move into Fort Courage.
#38 - Lucy Goes to Prison
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 18
Lucy goes undercover again, this time to prison. Lucy attempts to get needed information from a cell mate, but has little luck until Lucy fills her with alcohol.
#39 - Lucy and Her Genuine Twimby
Here's Lucy - Season 5 - Episode 17
While antique shopping, Lucy purchases an antique reproduction. The dealer, however, has made a mistake and sold Lucy an original, rare antique, and romances Lucy in hopes of retrieving the chair.
#40 - Lucy and the Italian Bombshell
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 3
When Harry learns that a woman whom he knew many years ago in Italy is coming to see him. He says they vowed to wait for each other. He wants to look good for her so he asks Lucy and Kim to help him lose weight and learn Italian before she arrives.
#41 - I've Still Got It
The Jeffersons - Season 8 - Episode 5
George has become convinced that age is taking it's toll on him, with a receding hairline and larger midsection. To try to revitalize him, Louise sends him some flowers with a seductive note at his office. However, George becomes convinced the flowers are from his secretary.
#42 - The Great Choo Choo Robbery
Hong Kong Phooey - Season 1 - Episode 25
Someone is robbing trains and Rhinestone Jim Shady is the suspect. Hong Kong Phooey must track him down and stop him. Penry in the meantime, is growing plants to use for a soup.
#43 - The Tape Recorder
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 8 - Episode 8
Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.
#44 - Andy's Investment
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 8 - Episode 11
Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.
#45 - Goodbye, Dolly
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 7 - Episode 25
After Dolly, a retired milk-wagon horse refuses to eat while her owner is out of town; Opie becomes really worried that something is wrong with her. Unsure of what to do, Opie turns to Goober, Howard and Andy for help in getting the horse to eat. It is only after Mr. Simpson returns home from his vacation that he and Opie discover that Dolly refuses to eat because she misses going to work every day.
#46 - Poor Albert
Maude - Season 4 - Episode 13
One of Maude's ex-husbands gives himself to her, literally.
#47 - Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 7 - Episode 29
Opie has a hard time finishing one of his homework assignments.
#48 - Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
The Andy Griffith Show - Season 8 - Episode 10
A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.
#49 - The Baby Alarm/Tell Her She's Great/Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two
The Love Boat - Season 4 - Episode 8
An unwed mother's infant son has an unusual way of showing his disapproval to men who try to romance her. Isaac gets the crew to bolster his stagestruck aunt's ego, which turns her into an outrageous prima donna and upsets his uncle. Two sets of parents go overboard trying to spark a romance between their respective children.
#50 - The Family Plan/The Promoter/May the Best Man Win/Forever Engaged/The Judges (2)
The Love Boat - Season 4 - Episode 3
Vicki tries to play matchmaker for Capt. Stubing and Emily, whose husband still plans on winning her back. Gopher lands in a Curacao jail after Doc sends him on a wild goose chase so that he can get cozy with the marriage-a-thon judges. Carl and Mary Ann decide that they were wrong to interfere with their kids' wedding plans; Mary considers calling it quits with Tom. Emily accuses Marv of treachery after her fiancé suddenly reappears in Curacao and denies that he planned to leave her.