The BEST episodes of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show
Every episode of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show!
Wayne Szalinski, the show's protagonist, is the husband of Diane and the father of Amy and Nick. The well-meaning Wayne constructs a variety of inventions, including the Shrink-Ray, Neuron Nudger and Brainiactivator among others, that create predicaments for his family. His wife, Diane Szalinski (Barbara Alyn Woods), is a lawyer. Diane supports Wayne and is very loving, but gets fed up with his antics. Amy Szalinski (Hillary Tuck) is the only daughter of the Szalinski's. She displays normal teenage angst, but comes to love her family more than anything else. Her younger brother, Nick (Thomas Dekker), is very much like his father. Nick likes to invent things and even looks like Wayne. He and Amy generally get along with each other.
#1 - Honey, You're Driving Me Like Crazy
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/1999
Amy can drive!! She and the family looks for a car and they buy a junky one. Wayne re-designs it completly into the wierdest car you've ever seen. Also included is a safe-t-guy that gives you tips about pratically everything. She is grounded for some reason and snucks out of the house. She tries to trip the wire to stop safe-t-guy from talking, resulting in making him drive them off the cliff. The family gets a call from Amy and they go after her to stop safe-t-guy and the car from going off the cliff. Will they make it?
#2 - Honey, You've Got Nine Lives
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1997
Wayne invents a neuron nudger (which we will see for many episodes to come ) Bianca at his work told him not to show it to Mr.Jennings. Since Wayne is new there he belives her and doesn't show Jennings the inventions. Bianca sets a plan to destroy Wayne and steal his inventions. Diane accidently turns the neuron nudger on and got her brain into a Bianca's cat and the cat's brain into her body. Wayne accidently switchs his brain with Quark's. Can the kids stop Bianca and get their parents back? Wuf! Wuf! and Meow! Near the end everyone's brains are in someone else's body. Try and figure who brain is in who's and try to figure out how all the brains got to the right person. A little puzzle for the viewers :)
#3 - Honey, You're Living in the Past
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/1997
Diane wants to get in touch with her teenage-self so that she can understand what Amy and her new client, Howard, are going through. Wayne has invented a machine where you can see yourself in the past. The light goes out so Diane comes out as a teenager. Now Wayne must fix the machine and the family has to deal with Diane and her rebelious self. Will Diane go back to normal?
#4 - Honey, He's Not Abdominable... He's Just Misunderstood
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/21/1998
Wayne turns Amy's bicycle into a super speed mountain bike. Amy goes on a bike ride to check out her crush. She drives through the woods and crashes. She twists her ankles and goes into a cave. Amy meets a Big foot and she names him George after Curious George. He saves her and takes Amy to her house. Now the family must get him back along with his wife, a Yeti!!
#5 - Honey, I'm Dreaming... But Am I?
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/23/1998
The prospect of discecting a frog is giving Nick nightmares. Wayne invents a dream machine that would go into Nick's dream. He kills the frog then was stop by a dream guy. He was threatened never to come back into the dream world again. Amy went in against her dads wishes so now the family couldn't sleep or else they could die. Now the family must get out of dreamworld and be able to sleep.
#6 - Honey, the Garbage Is Taking Us Out
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/30/1998
Wayne wanting to please Nick invents a Refuse Ingesting Protozoa or RIP that would eat anything. Jennings, who is being tracked by an enviromentalist, puts toxic waste in Wayne's invention. RIP infected Quark, Quark infected the mail-man and so on. Now Wayne and family must stop these garbage-eating-zombies and get them to Jentech West where there is a high security system. However things failed when Jennings locked everyone in. He thought that the zombies were interns or something. Now they must stop these zombies and try to keep them from eating toxic waste. The zombies date the whole toxic watse and is now trying to eat humans. Now they must figure out a way to stop them before is too late.
#7 - Honey, You're So Transparent
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/9/1998
Wayne's Chameleonator makes people invisible. The Chameleonator was orginally made to change the people's skin color, so they wouldn't need to use make-up anymore. A mole in the company is telling another company about the invention. Amy and Wayne must stop the mole and get his invention back from the company that took it.
#8 - Honey, It's a Blunderful Life
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/15/1999
Wayne is knocked senseless by a tree while trudging home in a blizzard and awakens to find himself on trial in Dreamland because of his erratic inventions.
#9 - Honey, It's Doomsday
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/1998
Wayne sees a meteorite heading for earth though his super scope. While the people in town wrecks havoc and the people at jentech are being crazy, Wayne must figure out how to stop the asteriods. Things get a little more complicated when Jennings bro has a launch system to blow up the meteorite while wayne finds out there is life on the asteriod. Can he save the world??
#10 - Honey, You'll Always Be a Princess to Me
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/20/1999
Diane is suffering a mid-life crisis in which she tries to look younger. When she went to a museum with her husband and son, she finds out about a spell that could make her younger. Little did she know that the guy who showed her a princess mummy was a druid that has enternal life. Diane translate the tablets against Wayne's wishes and unkownly wakes up the evil princess. She turns into an evil princess. Now it is up to the Szalinski team to fight the evil princess and get Diane back. Meanwhile, the chief tries to beat Wayne in a spring decoration contest.
#11 - Honey, She's Like a Fish Out of Water
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1998
Wayne creates a skin lotion to make people become great swimmers like fish in the water. Amy takes some of it to a pool party that she is invited to. When Amy uses the lotion, she becomes the life of the pool party. Things start out innocently when Amy turns out to show skills that surpass an olympic swimmer. Miss. Popularity becomes jealous and decides to use some of the lotion for herself. Before you know it, there is a competitive water ballet, front row and center! Things start to go terribly wrong when fins, scales, and spines start to grow from their bodies as their skin peals off. Wayne finds out the side effects when Nick's guinnea pig is exposed to the lotion and starts to mutate into a fish. So the chase is on when some circus bums find that Amy and her nemesis are mermaids and decide that they want to use the two in their circus to make some money. The girls get fishnapt and it is up to the rest of the Szalinskis to save them. After the rescue, Wayne turns the two back to no
#12 - Honey, It's No Fun Being an Illegal Alien
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/16/1998
Arnox the alien who was in ""honey they called me the space cowboy"" is back again. This time he came for a visit only to have his space ship stolen AGAIN. It was stolen by the so-called men in black. Now the family must get the ship back from ""them men in black"" what are they really? find out
#13 - Honey, The Bear Is Bad News
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/28/1998
Wayne reluctanly has to make a bear productive after speaking up his feelings at Jentech west. He makes the bear smart and while downloading data into the bear's computer chip, a virus name Legion comes into the chip. Now the bear is bent on taking over the world. The family now must stop the bear before he can wreck havoc on the world.
#14 - Honey, I'm in the Mood for Love
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/28/1998
Since Diane is allergic to chocolate Wayne tries to take from the chocolate the ingredient that Diane is allergic to, but accidently creates a chocolate that makes people fall in love. Damon, Amy's best friend, has a crush on Amy and Nick tries to get Amy to eat the chocolate. When she finds out how the chocolates work, she tries to get her crush ""the make out king"" to eat it. Chaos breaks out when the kids try to get the chocolate in the right mouths but people either accidently eats it or something. Nick and Wayne have to figure out how to stop people from falling in love. The funny thing is that the answer is so simple that they overlooked it. Find out what the simple answer is. Also figure who is in love with who. Meanwhile crazy greedy Jennings tries to make himself a hunk but somehow becomes a bug. So now the family has two problems.
#15 - Honey, Meet the Barbarians
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/7/1998
Wayne accidently blows up the mayor's car in front of the mayor. Which is not good because Daine is trying to win the school board campign thing. Wayne knew he upseted her so he goes back in time to redo things. He went to far by accident. So far in fact that it was at the time of ""the barbarians"". He tells them he is a god so that they wont' kill him. He stays a month which is only a while in the present time. Nick works on getting him back. Wayne goes back and accidently brought the ""Barbarians"" with him. He tries to send them back but the machine broke. Diane talks aobut war in the school board and the barbarians misinterpreted as a real war as in swords and bad guys.
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#16 - Honey, They're After Me Lucky Charms
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/1997
Wayne's invention succeeds in finding gold---a pot of doubloons claimed by a leprechaun, who puts a curse on the Szalinskis until they hand it over.
#17 - Honey, I Got Duped
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/1997
While Wayne works on controlling the cloning of himself, one of his new selves takes his place at work, where Bianca becomes suspicious of his geniality. She gives his clone a friendship bracelet that was a tracking device. Wayne is down because his clone is doing better then the real him. He sneezes,swats,and stinks and makes new clones of himself. He saves the day in the end and all is right in Matheson.
#18 - Honey, Name That Tune
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1999
Wayne goes back in time to prove to his family that the Bopkas and the song he likes really do exists. Well there he finds out that they are russian spies with plans to take over the world by overthrowing parents. The family goes back in time to find and help him stop them. One question remains if they never sang the song, then where did he hear it. Watch it to find the answer
#19 - Honey, It's a Miracle
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/1999
Amy's use of a mental enhancer also gives her power over nature, which goes to her head as she establishes herself as a supreme ruler.
#20 - Honey, It's the Billion Dollar Brain
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1999
Wayne brings a dead man's brain back to life. The man has an evil plan to take Wayne's family away. Wayne must stop this guy.
#21 - Honey, It Takes Two to Mambo
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1999
Diane's sister, Elaine, is in town. Wayne doesn't like her. So he and Amy tried to lock up the house to make Elaine think they aren't home but Diane came down and let her in. So Wayne tries to invent something so he could understand her. As usual Wayne's creation went wrong and Elaine's personality got into Wayne's Brain. Now the family must work together to get everything back to normal until they found out that the Elaine's help is evil. She took control of Elaine's body. Now the family must stop her.
#22 - Honey, We're on TV
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1999
Wayne and the kids settles down to watch tv during a big storm in town. He had invented a remote control that will bring any tv shows you could ever watch from the past to now. (sounds awesome, doesn't it?) Well, somehow they get sucked into the tv. Nick goes through a few shows destined for destruction in each of them. Wayne and Amy goes looks for Nick before time runs out. They finally all land in an animated show. Diane and the Chief come home and finds them in the tv. Can they pull Wayne and the kids out?
#23 - Honey, It's Gloom and Doom
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/6/1999
Wayne is busy trying to perfect his Hypolyptical Organic Oxide Ray (a.k.a. the Hoo-Ray), a device based on mood-ring technology that will cause people to be happy, thus ending war and boosting global self-esteem. Wayne's new foreign assistant, Vlad Bolvahnicz, cautions that changing nature isn't necessarily a good thing. For example, because of accidental global warming, his once-frozen country is now covered with grass and butterflies, destroying their snowshoe and dog-sled economy. Wayne, however, is not convinced. While working late on the project, Vlad is visited by members of the Global League of Oppressed Madmen (GLOOM). Vlad is actually an anarchist too, and his job at Jentech is part of GLOOM's eco-terrorist plot to teach the industrialized, polluting Western hemisphere a lesson by destroying a key polluter city. GLOOM is thwarted, but Wayne realizes they were doing the wrong things for the right reasons -- science shouldn't try to change the way people think and feel - and he
#24 - Honey, I'm Kung Fu Fighting
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1999
Ninjas invade Matheson, and Team Szalinski is in for a lot of kung fu fighting to save the town. The ninjas first arrive at a restaurant while the Szalinkis are having dinner with Jake. When they attack, Wayne fights back and the ninjas retreat, warning that they'll be back. A monk, Master P'tui, appears to help Wayne and teach him martial arts. Wayne has several fights with the ninjas as he tries to protect his family and friends. Meanwhile, Nick, tired of being bullied into doing other people's homework, invents a spray that can turn anyone into a kung fu expert. Lord Bilious, an odd British fellow, wants Diane to defend him after he tried to bribe town officials and landowners to sell him the town. Turns out Lord Bilious is as crazy as he is rich. After Amy sees his manservant, Neato, giving money to the ninjas, Lord Bilious admits he hired the ninjas to take over the town so he could build an empire. When Lord Bilious kidnaps Diane and Amy, Wayne and Nick rush to fight Bilious and
#25 - Honey, I'm Not Up to Par
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1999
Crazy greedy Jennings bets his company even though he can't play golf very well. He askes Wayne to build golf clubs to help them win. Jennings gets hurt so poor Wayne must play. In the later part of the game he realizes that golf is geometric. Will he come through saving the company and the town? Meanwhile Diane and the kids are feeling crowded with Wayne's invention so they decided to sell the stuff they dont' use but after a while people don't like them so now they have to get them all back.