The WORST episodes of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show
Every episode of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show!
Wayne Szalinski, the show's protagonist, is the husband of Diane and the father of Amy and Nick. The well-meaning Wayne constructs a variety of inventions, including the Shrink-Ray, Neuron Nudger and Brainiactivator among others, that create predicaments for his family. His wife, Diane Szalinski (Barbara Alyn Woods), is a lawyer. Diane supports Wayne and is very loving, but gets fed up with his antics. Amy Szalinski (Hillary Tuck) is the only daughter of the Szalinski's. She displays normal teenage angst, but comes to love her family more than anything else. Her younger brother, Nick (Thomas Dekker), is very much like his father. Nick likes to invent things and even looks like Wayne. He and Amy generally get along with each other.
#1 - Honey, I'm Haunted
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/1997
Wayne invents something that could make your vision perfect. Nick tries it out and can see practically anything. Even dead people. He befriends a ""friendly"" ghost. In the ghost's time, he was a lawbreaker. He gets into Wayne's body. Nick realizes that the ghost isn't all that good. So he along with Wayne trying to get control of his body tries to get the ghost out. Nick, since he can see so well goes to a warehouse to find the guy who wants the ghost dead. Can they stop the ghost?
#2 - Honey, I Shrunk the Science Dude
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/1997
Wayne accidently shrinks himself and his brother, Randy, who find themselves in little trouble when they are mistaken for McDonald's Happy Meal's Toys and brought home to a young boy who happens to be a fan of Randy's tv show, Randy Rude: The Science Dude.
#3 - Honey, We're Stuck in the 70's
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1997
Amy falls in love with her teacher. She finds out that her dad has made a time machine, Szalinski Time Hopper, so she decides to go back to the 70's to meet a her teacher, but when he was 17. Approximately two hours later she goes back to the future. She was mad but she really likes the guy. So she keeps going back in time until finally she got sick of it so she told Nick she was never coming back. She even ditched the recall watch. Nick tell his dad, so he goes back in time after her. By then Amy begins to dislike the 70's and wants to go back home. She starts crystalizing when her dad came for her. They made a Time Hopper with toys and tried to go back with it but something went wrong. So now the family must figure out a way to get back to the future before Amy crystilizes.
#4 - Honey, the House Is Trying to Kill Us
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1997
After their home is burglarized, Wayne becomes concerned about his family's safety and invents a security system for their protection. F.R.A.N., the Felon Repeller & Accident Neutralizer takes her duties very seriously and involves herself in every facet of the household, including protecting Amy from bad fashion choices and Wayne from eating too much rich pie. Diane is wary of the overprotective computer, not realizing that F.R.A.N. has developed a mind of her own. When Wayne decides to pull the plug, F.R.A.N. holds the Szalinskis under ""house arrest."" Can Wayne demonstrate logically who is the real threat and get them sprung?
#5 - Honey, We've Been Swallowed by Grandpa
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1997
On their way to the mall in the family van, Wayne, Diane, and Amy are accidentally shrunk to near-microscopic size. Soon after, Grandpa Murdock drops by to pick up his grandson for a fishing trip. Nick feigns illness to avoid going with his grandfather, who then leaves, but not before inadvertently swallowing his mini-relatives -- van and all. Nick interprets Wayne's help message in the newspaper and realizing what has happened, rushes to his family's aid. It's a race against the clock. Can the tiny Szalinskis find a way out through Grandpa's body before the shrinking effect wears off in three hours?
#6 - Honey, I'm Not Up to Par
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1999
Crazy greedy Jennings bets his company even though he can't play golf very well. He askes Wayne to build golf clubs to help them win. Jennings gets hurt so poor Wayne must play. In the later part of the game he realizes that golf is geometric. Will he come through saving the company and the town? Meanwhile Diane and the kids are feeling crowded with Wayne's invention so they decided to sell the stuff they dont' use but after a while people don't like them so now they have to get them all back.
#7 - Honey, There's a Pox on Our House
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/27/1999
Jennings romantically pursues Diane after using Wayne's ""Electric Chair of Love""; Amy and Nick contract chicken pox, forcing Diane to move into a hotel.
#8 - Honey, I'm Kung Fu Fighting
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1999
Ninjas invade Matheson, and Team Szalinski is in for a lot of kung fu fighting to save the town. The ninjas first arrive at a restaurant while the Szalinkis are having dinner with Jake. When they attack, Wayne fights back and the ninjas retreat, warning that they'll be back. A monk, Master P'tui, appears to help Wayne and teach him martial arts. Wayne has several fights with the ninjas as he tries to protect his family and friends. Meanwhile, Nick, tired of being bullied into doing other people's homework, invents a spray that can turn anyone into a kung fu expert. Lord Bilious, an odd British fellow, wants Diane to defend him after he tried to bribe town officials and landowners to sell him the town. Turns out Lord Bilious is as crazy as he is rich. After Amy sees his manservant, Neato, giving money to the ninjas, Lord Bilious admits he hired the ninjas to take over the town so he could build an empire. When Lord Bilious kidnaps Diane and Amy, Wayne and Nick rush to fight Bilious and
#9 - Honey, It's Gloom and Doom
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/6/1999
Wayne is busy trying to perfect his Hypolyptical Organic Oxide Ray (a.k.a. the Hoo-Ray), a device based on mood-ring technology that will cause people to be happy, thus ending war and boosting global self-esteem. Wayne's new foreign assistant, Vlad Bolvahnicz, cautions that changing nature isn't necessarily a good thing. For example, because of accidental global warming, his once-frozen country is now covered with grass and butterflies, destroying their snowshoe and dog-sled economy. Wayne, however, is not convinced. While working late on the project, Vlad is visited by members of the Global League of Oppressed Madmen (GLOOM). Vlad is actually an anarchist too, and his job at Jentech is part of GLOOM's eco-terrorist plot to teach the industrialized, polluting Western hemisphere a lesson by destroying a key polluter city. GLOOM is thwarted, but Wayne realizes they were doing the wrong things for the right reasons -- science shouldn't try to change the way people think and feel - and he
#10 - Honey, We're on TV
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1999
Wayne and the kids settles down to watch tv during a big storm in town. He had invented a remote control that will bring any tv shows you could ever watch from the past to now. (sounds awesome, doesn't it?) Well, somehow they get sucked into the tv. Nick goes through a few shows destined for destruction in each of them. Wayne and Amy goes looks for Nick before time runs out. They finally all land in an animated show. Diane and the Chief come home and finds them in the tv. Can they pull Wayne and the kids out?
#11 - Honey, It Takes Two to Mambo
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1999
Diane's sister, Elaine, is in town. Wayne doesn't like her. So he and Amy tried to lock up the house to make Elaine think they aren't home but Diane came down and let her in. So Wayne tries to invent something so he could understand her. As usual Wayne's creation went wrong and Elaine's personality got into Wayne's Brain. Now the family must work together to get everything back to normal until they found out that the Elaine's help is evil. She took control of Elaine's body. Now the family must stop her.
#12 - Honey, It's the Billion Dollar Brain
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1999
Wayne brings a dead man's brain back to life. The man has an evil plan to take Wayne's family away. Wayne must stop this guy.
#13 - Honey, Name That Tune
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1999
Wayne goes back in time to prove to his family that the Bopkas and the song he likes really do exists. Well there he finds out that they are russian spies with plans to take over the world by overthrowing parents. The family goes back in time to find and help him stop them. One question remains if they never sang the song, then where did he hear it. Watch it to find the answer
#14 - Honey, I'll Be Right Witch You
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/12/1999
Wayne's comment at a seminar offends some witches. The witches cast spells on the family. Now they must stop; the witches and get Nick back.
#15 - Honey, I'm Not Just Clowning Around
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/29/1999
Wayne invented a really cool invention called the 3dier. It turns people into different people. The invention and Wayne got nominated for inventiors regignition achievement award. An evil clown tries to steal the invention and fram Wayne. Wayne gets framed and sent to jail. But luckily he got out. Now it is up to Team szalinski to stop this clown and clear Wayne's name.
#16 - Honey, It's Your Party
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/22/1999
While Wayne and Diane are out celebrating the anniversary of their first date, Amy's party is crashed by a group of aliens contacted by Nick using one of Wayne's communication gizmos.
#17 - Honey, It's the Ghostest with the Mostest
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/8/1999
Wayne's dead uncle came to him for some reason. Wayne feels that his uncle is butting into his life. A new boss has taken over jentech west and has a new guy. Wayne's uncle finds info about this guy after wayne told him to leave him alone and not interfere. This info was that the guy who became Wayne's new supervisor steals invention and patents them as his own.
#18 - Honey, I'm Going to Teach You a Lesson
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/24/1999
Amy's science teacher quit unexpectantly so her dad volunteers to teach. The first few days were tough with bullies giving him a hard time. So he makes a formula to make him charming so that the students would like him. Amy catches him and tries to alter the formula. However, something went wrong and the formula made Wayne act like a really bad person. Now it is up to the rest of the family to find a way to get Wayne back. Meanwhile, Diane and Nick tries to give Quark a bath. Quark hides by using a time machine.
#19 - Honey, It's a Miracle
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/1999
Amy's use of a mental enhancer also gives her power over nature, which goes to her head as she establishes herself as a supreme ruler.
#20 - Honey, It's One Small Step for Mankind
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1999
Randy Rude the Science Dude comes into town to visit. He wants to get married so Wayne tries to fix him up wiht the love chair and love booster. Somethings happen when Randy tries to leave with the van and pressed the booster button that blasts them into space. Or were they really in space? Find out where they really were. hm
#21 - Honey, the Play's the Thingie
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/1999
Amy begs Wayne to direct a play to save a community theatre. He reluctantly agrees and finds people coming to his doorstep to try out. Meanwhile three aliens came to the house to fix their spaceship. The aliens came here since they know amy and the family. Bads guys are after the aliens so the family is on the look out while being in the play.
#22 - Honey, He Ain't Rude, He's My Brother
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/8/2000
Wayne's brother Randy Rude the Science Dude comes to town with his show. He invites Wayne to help him get the ratings up. Wayne agrees to help but unbeknownist to him, he started taking over. When he realizes this he plans a way to pay back for all the times that Wayne has taken over.
#23 - Honey, You Won't Believe What Happens Next
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/15/2000
Wayne invents a pair of glasses to watch the solar eclipse with his family. Some how he could see the future with the glasses. He and the chief goes out to prove that it was real. The rest of the family had trouble getting to the eclipse. Amy lost her note, the bus broke down for Nick, and Diane was in a dog case. Wayne sees the future where his family nearly gets killed. Can he save them in time?
#24 - Honey, Situation Normal, All Szalinski'd Up
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/22/2000
Amy wants to get into college, and Wayne wants to help impress the recruiter who's coming to dinner at the Szalinski house. Worried about being embarrassed by her family, Amy convinces Diane to talk to Wayne about acting normal during dinner. Diane talks to Wayne while he's working on the Psycho-Cybernetics Generator, a machine that makes one's thoughts happen in real life. He's offended and they quarrel. Diane blurts out that she wishes they were a normal family just as she's zapped by the generator. The next day Diane becomes frozen in time and, lost inside her thought of a normal family, learns that normal can be boring. Worried that Diane might not know she's trapped in a dream, Wayne wires them both to the generator, which projects his thoughts into Diane's head. If Wayne can join Diane in her thought, he can help her get back to her very un-normal life. And he needs to do it before they are turned into normal people and Diane's dream becomes reality. With another recruiter on the
#25 - Honey, It's the Fixer-Uppers
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/29/2000
Wayne, Jennings and the Chief all lied so they can go to a concert. Wayne is acting crazy because he doesnt' like to lie to his wife (thats good). The chief convinces that it is ""fabrication"" (bad). Things go wrong when Wayne tries to fix the fridge. His hinge thing ruins the kitchen so now they have to clean the kitchen. Mishappens just keep happening. As usual Jennings makes things worst. Can they get everything back in order before the family comes back? Amy Diane and Nick are at the zoo trying to save it. Amy, who usually messes everything up, let's a journalist in, against the zoo's wishes, because he was ""cute"". So now they must get the guy out.