The WORST episodes of Hitmen
Every episode of Hitmen ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Hitmen!
Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.
#1 - Birthday
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/25/2020
Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc star as mates and misfit contract killers, whose first hit is corrupt lawyer Jason Watkins.
#3 - Sniper
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2021
Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.
#4 - Impersonation
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2021
Fran and Jamie have just taken out Jackson Reynard - a movie producer / drug lord - and are thrilled they've finished the hit early. But they realise that they have killed Jackson way too soon...
#5 - Woods
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/1/2020
Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.
#6 - Soft Launch
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2021
After Fran has a secret meeting with a private investigator Jamal to dig up dirt on Kat, she and Jamie shop for their last hit together. Fran seems surprisingly upbeat about the end of their professional partnership, clearly convinced that she will be able to expose Kat to Jamie. But when Jamal discovers nothing, the guilt kicks in and Fran and Jamie get emotional as they take out their final hit - gobby spa owner and human trafficker Siobhan.
#7 - Dog
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/8/2020
Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel in a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings a whole world of trouble.
#8 - Rivals
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/15/2020
There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.
#11 - Kat
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2021
Fran wakes up in Kat's basement, chained to a bed and confronted with a table of computer monitors with live CCTV feeds of rooms around Kat's mansion. Her true intentions revealed, can Fran stop Kat from serving Jamie her last meal?
#12 - Duel
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2021
Fran is upbeat about the forthcoming job to Japan that Mr V has arranged...