Hardened by the prison system and his experiences dealing with it, criminal for hire Ray Shoesmith learns how to deal with life in the real world away from the bars of prison, where actions always have consequences.
When exiting a department store, make sure you don’t leave with less than you came with.
If nothing ends, what begins?
We live, no doubt, but does anybody really die?
A nutritious breakfast is the key to good health. As is looking in the trunk before you steal a car. People say they do but does anybody really like surprises?
Is there really any such thing as monsters?
There's a reason why the road less travelled, is less travelled.
If your mistakes lead to your death, how can you learn from them?
Ray solves problems but under no circumstances does he answer questions.
All is fair in love and war but not in business. Forgiveness may be divine but revenge is way more fun.
An old friend takes the fall and an associate pays for past misdeeds.
Ray and Ally get caught out and good dental hygiene is as important as paying your debts.
Enemies may come and go and so, alas do friends.
Ray don’t tap but he gives good advice. Sometimes you have to take the scenic route.
If you think that violence is not the answer, you don't understand the question.
All things must end, even Christmas.
Ray doesn’t like surprises, sit downs, sandwiches or assholes. Brittany asks tough questions. Ray hands out trouble to those that seek it.
Don't live in the past they say but what if it's a hell of a lot better than the present?
Ray does favors but doesn't forgive.
Lady troubles, old friends and hearts on trees.
Curiosity rarely kills the cat but too many pharmaceuticals generally will.
People are not always what they appear to be and a good strong name is important. It’s also important to lock your car when you leave it.
Anger mismanagement and no such thing as Jesus. If you can’t kill your own brother-in-law, who can?
You can't make anybody stay but you can sure as hell make 'em go.
The wrong guy gets the good news and Unicorns do exist. The first of a thousand kisses and good ol' revenge.
Everybody loves a road trip.
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