The BEST episodes of Hitmen

Every episode of Hitmen ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Hitmen!

Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.

Last Updated: 9/8/2024Network: Sky ComedyStatus: Ended

7.73

30 votes

#1 - Duel

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2021

Fran is upbeat about the forthcoming job to Japan that Mr V has arranged...

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7.69

32 votes

#2 - Kat

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2021

Fran wakes up in Kat's basement, chained to a bed and confronted with a table of computer monitors with live CCTV feeds of rooms around Kat's mansion. Her true intentions revealed, can Fran stop Kat from serving Jamie her last meal?

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7.55

38 votes

#3 - Reunion

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2021

Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.

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7.48

66 votes

#4 - Nikhil

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/22/2020

Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.

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7.45

64 votes

#5 - Rivals

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/15/2020

There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.

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7.42

65 votes

#6 - Dog

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/8/2020

Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel in a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings a whole world of trouble.

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7.32

76 votes

#7 - Woods

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/1/2020

Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

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7.31

29 votes

#8 - Soft Launch

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2021

After Fran has a secret meeting with a private investigator Jamal to dig up dirt on Kat, she and Jamie shop for their last hit together. Fran seems surprisingly upbeat about the end of their professional partnership, clearly convinced that she will be able to expose Kat to Jamie. But when Jamal discovers nothing, the guilt kicks in and Fran and Jamie get emotional as they take out their final hit - gobby spa owner and human trafficker Siobhan.

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7.29

34 votes

#9 - Impersonation

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2021

Fran and Jamie have just taken out Jackson Reynard - a movie producer / drug lord - and are thrilled they've finished the hit early. But they realise that they have killed Jackson way too soon...

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7.26

35 votes

#10 - Sniper

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2021

Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.

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7.09

113 votes

#11 - Money

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/25/2020

Fran and Jamie are ordered to extract information from an embezzling accountant. But they soon discover torture isn't their thing.

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6.84

160 votes

#12 - Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/25/2020

Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc star as mates and misfit contract killers, whose first hit is corrupt lawyer Jason Watkins.

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