The WORST Episodes of Here's Lucy
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jan 10, 2022
Network: CBS
Lucille Ball stars as Lucille Carter along with her real life children, Desi Arnaz, Jr. as son Craig and Lucie Arnaz as daughter Kim. Lucy works at the Unique Employment Agency which is run by her brother-in-law Harry Carter, and the show featured a special guest star each episode who usually played themselves.
#1 - Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Dec 9, 1968
A con man pretending to be Van Johnson scams Lucy out of $23.50. After that, a Texas oil millionaire comes to the Unique Employment Agency and asks for a celebrity to sing to his prized cow, Ethel, on her birthday. Lucy suggests Van Johnson, but when she goes to meet the real one and asks for her money back, she is thrown out.
0.00 #2 - Lucy and the Great Airport Chase
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired Feb 3, 1969
The Carters are waiting at the airport for a man who is considering opening a San Francisco branch of the agency. Meanwhile, Lucy and Harry run into a man who gives them a secret formula and then kills himself. The two of them must run from enemy spies to find the police.
0.00 #3 - Lucy's Safari
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired Mar 3, 1969
Lucy, Harry, and the kids go on a safari to catch a Garboona, a cross between a gorilla and a baboon, that has escaped from the zoo and is very dangerous.
0.00 #4 - Lucy and Tennessee Ernie's Fun Farm
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired Mar 10, 1969
Tenessee Ernie returns, this time looking for help on his farm. Lucy comes up with an idea to make his farm a place where city folk can get away from the lights and sounds.
0.00 #5 - Lucy Helps Craig Get a Driver's License
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired Mar 10, 1969
Craig celebrates his 16th birthday by getting his drivers license. Lucy takes him to the DMV to take the drivers test and interferes every step of the way, from commenting on his license picture, to being a backseat driver when he takes his road test!
0.00 #6 - Lucy Runs the Rapids
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 13, 1969
While in Arizona for a picnic (on their way to San Francisco) the Carters borrow a raft which leads to misadventures of the wet & wild variety. After camping outdoors near a river, Lucy's mattress gets carried away with the current, with Kim, Craig, and Harry trying to rescue her.
0.00 #7 - Lucy and the Used Car Dealer
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 17, 1969
Needing another means of transportation, Kim and Craig buy an old broken down car from Cheerful Charlie, the local car salesman. When the car no longer works, Lucy and Harry scheme to get Charlie to take it back for more than it's worth.
0.00 #8 - Lucy the Cement Worker
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Nov 24, 1969
When Lucille loses an antique ring in wet cement, she disguises herself as a cement worker wielding a jackhammer.
0.00 #9 - Lucy and the Generation Gap
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 8, 1969
Kim and Craig are in charge of producing the school play, and decide its theme should be the Generation Gap. When they have casting problems, Lucy and Harry wind up playing the parents, and they all put on a really spectacular show.
0.00 #10 - Lucy and the Bogie Affair
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Dec 15, 1969
The kids find a lost sheep dog and bring it home. After naming the sheep dog Humphrey Bogart, a litter of puppies are born. After the puppies are giving to new homes, Uncle Harry arrives with a want ad offering a reward.
0.00 #11 - Lucy Protects Her Job
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Dec 22, 1969
Harry suggests Lucy is overworked and should hire an assistant. Suspecting Harry is really attempting to replace her, Lucy has Kim arrive to the office as temp secretary Shoiley Shopenauer, the world's worst office assistant.
0.00 #12 - Lucy the Helpful Mother
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Dec 29, 1969
The kids acquire part-time jobs to pay for a new phones, but Lucy ends up filling in for them with the multiple jobs that they acquire including various exotic animals.
0.00 #13 - Lucy and Liberace
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Jan 5, 1970
Craig's high school club initiation scavenger hunt includes a candelabra that Craig borrowed from Liberace. Lucy of course thinks it has been stolen and feels obliged to return it to the famous pianist. A cute song and dance segment follows as the whole family end up with Liberace at his home.
0.00 #14 - Lucy the Laundress
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 12, 1970
When Lucy's drives into a Chinese Laundry, she takes a part time job there to pay for the damages.
0.00 #15 - Lucy and Lawrence Welk
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired Jan 19, 1970
Lucy brags to Viv, who's visiting, that she knows Lawrence Welk personally, and then schemes to introduce her to the band leader, whom she has actually never met. She and Mary Jane then attempt to foot Vivian with a wax dummy, but the kids get the real Lawrence Welk instead.
0.00 #16 - Lucy and Viv Visit Tijuana
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired Jan 26, 1970
Lucy and Viv talk Harry into taking them to Tijuana for the day. After shopping in a tourist shop, they stopped at the border because a stuffed toy has thousands of dollars worth of jewels inside.
0.00 #17 - Lucy and Ann-Margret
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired Feb 2, 1970
Craig decides he wants to be a songwriter much to the dismay of doctor loving Lucy. Craig writes Country Magic. Ann-Margret likes Craig's new song, and wants to duet with him on her upcoming television special.
0.00 #18 - Lucy and Wally Cox
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired Feb 9, 1970
Lucy schemes to help change a father's image of his son. Wally Cox appears as the son of Alan Hale. Lucy & Wally guard a warehouse and are successful in foiling a real robbery and soaking Harry in the process.
0.00 #19 - Lucy and Wayne Newton
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired Feb 16, 1970
While in Las Vegas, Lucy and family return a lost horse to singer Wayne Newton. While there they decide to take jobs as ranch hands to earn spending money so they can see some Las Vegas shows. Kim & Craig join Wayne doing equestrian stunts while Lucy & Harry get to do the branding and clean-up.
0.00 #20 - Lucy Takes Over
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired Feb 23, 1970
One night Kim, Craig and Lucy find an old diary belonging to Lucy's great-grandmother and see that Harry's side of the family has owed their side of the family $10 for 100 years, with interest! The total comes to an incredible amount (over $145,000) and so Harry let's Lucy become the boss of the Employment Agency.... until they find out that later on in the diary it says that Harry's side of the family paid back the $10.
0.00 #21 - Lucy Meets the Burtons
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 14, 1970
Richard Burton, the movie star, escapes riotous fans by wearing a plumber's disguise. Lucy Carter mistakes him for a much needed plumber. Sam (Burton), the plumber, escapes to the Carter household. Lucy later finds a remarkable diamond ring in his discarded over-alls. By the time Lucy discovers it is THE famous Elizabeth Taylor diamond ring, it is already stuck on her finger. The end result is a creshendo of comedy as Liz feverishly tries to get the ring off Lucy's finger. Ultimately, Lucy's arms are used as Liz Taylor's while Richard & Liz do a scheduled press conference.
0.00 #22 - Lucy the Skydiver
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 21, 1970
Lucy threatens to take up skydiving if her kids don't drop their dangerous activities, but Harry convinces her to actually do it as publicity for the Employment Agency.
0.00 #23 - Lucy and Sammy Davis, Jr.
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 28, 1970
Lucy ends up hitting Sammy Davis Jr. while opening the door to the employment agency and it hits his nose which causes him to threaten to sue Harry and Lucy if his nose looks different for the movie he is filming.
0.00 #24 - Lucy and the Drum Contest
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 5, 1970
After seeing Buddy Rich perform Craig decides to enter a drum contest. Lucy of course believes that Buddy Rich will help Craig and after some confusion he does.
0.00 #25 - Lucy, the Coed
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 19, 1970
Harry & his classmates hold a reunion musical variety show about the roaring 20's in which of course Lucy & family are prominently featured. A fun show with good music and dancing.
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