The BEST episodes written by Al Schwartz (I) (1910–1988)
#1 - The Subject Was Noses
The Brady Bunch - Season 4 - Episode 18
Marcia has a big problem when she inadvertently makes two dates for the same night. One with Charlie and the other with Doug, the big man on campus. She makes a excuse to Charlie to go out with Doug but quickly learns Doug was only interested in having a pretty girl on his arm after Marcia is hit in the face with a football.
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - Jan, the Only Child
The Brady Bunch - Season 4 - Episode 8
Fed up with the number of people in the household, Jan voices her desire to be an only child. The other kids oblige and treat her that way, but Jan changes her tune when she's excluded from the other kids' activities.
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - The Cincinnati Kids
The Brady Bunch - Season 5 - Episode 11
Mike brings along the family on a business trip to an amusement park in Cincinnati. But when a mix-up occurs with Mike's blueprints, the Bradys must scour the park to find them.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Jinx?
Petticoat Junction - Season 2 - Episode 30
No one in Hooterville wants any part of Uncle Joe, for the word's around that he is a jinx
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Kate Bradley, Peacemaker
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 29
Kate acts as peacemaker when a feud between Floyd and Charley threatens to end the operation of the Hooterville Cannonball.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Her Sister's Shadow
The Brady Bunch - Season 3 - Episode 10
Tired of being in Marcia's shadow, Jan is determined to do something that Marcia never did. But Jan becomes more depressed when she fails to make the cheer squad. Then she wins first prize in an essay contest only to discover that her teacher had made a mistake in scoring.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - The Dog Turns Playboy
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 3
The Shady Rest Dog becomes wealthy when a lawyer arrives at the hotel to announces that the dog has inherited $200
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Try, Try Again
The Brady Bunch - Season 5 - Episode 10
After a string of failures, Jan becomes she has no talent -- until she discovers tap dancing, which drives the Brady family crazy.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Lucy and Candid Camera
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 14
The family believes they are on Candid Camera, but in actuality, the are assisting a robbery. Allen Funt plays a dual role as himself and an evil look-a-like.
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - The Chicken Killer
Petticoat Junction - Season 2 - Episode 31
Dog Catcher Hinky Mittenfloss, who's been after the Bradley dog for some time, locks up the pooch on charges of killing a farmer's chickens.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Cindy Brady, Lady
The Brady Bunch - Season 3 - Episode 21
Feeling immature because she is the youngest, Cindy feels that she isn't appreciated until she gets a mysterious letter from a secret admirer.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Never Too Young
The Brady Bunch - Season 5 - Episode 4
After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees skyrockets. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - Out of This World
The Brady Bunch - Season 5 - Episode 16
After meeting an astronaut, Bobby and Peter claim to have spotted a UFO and camp out in the backyard to get it on film.
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - His Honor
Green Acres - Season 2 - Episode 16
Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just want him to judge apples at the county fair. The Douglases travel to New York so Oliver can get some judging advice while Lisa shops for a robe and wig for His Honor.
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - A Star is Born
Petticoat Junction - Season 4 - Episode 19
Residents of the Shady Rest Hotel are thrown into a turmoil when a talent contest is held in Hooterville
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - Kate Grounds Selma Plout
Petticoat Junction - Season 4 - Episode 7
Kate Bradley tangles with Selma Plout when Selma tries to lure pilot Steve Elliott into marriage with her daughter
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - The Invisible Mr. Dobble
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 23
Kate believes she has lost her mind when she finds that one of her guests at the Shady Rest hotel is invisable.
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - Kitty Karry-All is Missing
The Brady Bunch - Season 1 - Episode 7
When Cindy's doll, Kitty Karry-All turns up missing, she accuses Bobby. This leads to a mock trial with Alice as the judge to determine Bobby's guilt or innocence. Then later Bobby's kazoo turns up missing and he blames Cindy.
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - Betty Jo Goes to New York
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 10
A week in New York City transforms Betty Jo from a country girl into a svelte sophisticate.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Getting Davy Jones
The Brady Bunch - Season 3 - Episode 12
Marcia makes a promise that she will get Davy Jones to perform at the prom, but finds it almost impossible to reach the former Monkee -- until he surprises her with a visit to the Brady house.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - The Great Earring Caper
The Brady Bunch - Season 4 - Episode 20
Peter's new detective kit comes in handy when Cindy touches and then loses a pair of antique earrings that Marcia was borrowing from Carol that she warned her not to touch. This leads Peter and Cindy on an all out search for the missing earrings.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy
Gilligan's Island - Season 1 - Episode 19
Gilligan discovers a jungle boy living on the island. He shows them a hole in the ground that causes objects to float, and the professor theorizes that it is expelling either helium or hydrogen. He immediately sets to work building a large balloon, with the hopes of carrying one of them back to civilization.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#24 - Dear Minerva
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 1
Kate become an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - The Ugly Duckling
Green Acres - Season 2 - Episode 5
Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb, while Lisa works day and night to doll up Ralph. Later, at a dinner party, the new Ralph is presented to the unsuspecting Mr. Kimball, who likes Ralph even less now, for Lisa claims she didn't have enough time to make Ralph fully feminine.
Watch Now:Amazon#26 - Joe Carson, General Contractor
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 5
Uncle Joe pretends he is a general contractor so he can make a few dollars handling the renovation of the Green Acres farmhouse.
Watch Now:Amazon#27 - The Butler Did It
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 15
Bobbie Joe enters a contest sponmsored by Gibney's Old English Tomato Sauce and wins first priza-an English bulter.
Watch Now:Amazon#28 - Whatever Happened to Betty Jo?
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 30
Beety Jo fails to return home fro school on time, and her alarmed mother concludes she has run away to get married.
Watch Now:Amazon#29 - Bobbie Jo's Sorority
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 6
Bobbie Joe must accomplish a seemingly impossible feat in order to quality for memership in Hooterville High's School's only sorrity.
Watch Now:Amazon#30 - The Possible Dream
The Brady Bunch - Season 1 - Episode 22
Marcia's sense of security is shattered when Cindy inadvertently gives away her diary to a book collection. Marcia is especially concerned since in it, she confessed a secret desire for Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Watch Now:Amazon#31 - Welcome Aboard
The Brady Bunch - Season 5 - Episode 17
When Carol tells Mike she's expecting an addition to the family, eavesdropping Cindy and Bobby think that Carol is pregnant and pass the rumor along to the rest of the family. But the new addition isn't a baby, it's Carol's nephew Oliver, a clumsy boy who seems to bring trouble wherever he goes.
Watch Now:Amazon#32 - Smile, You're on Mars Camera
Gilligan's Island - Season 2 - Episode 4
A NASA satellite with a TV camera, accidentally lands on the island instead of the intended target: Mars. The castaways try to communicate their S.O.S. when the camera is operational. However, with the help of a Gilligan goof-up, the castaways are covered with glue and feathers, and the NASA scientists mistakenly believe they are seeing the first proof of life on Mars.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#33 - Wheels
Good Times - Season 5 - Episode 7
J.J. and his friends buy Bookman's beat-up old car and argue over who gets to drive it.
Watch Now:Amazon#34 - Will the Real Jan Brady Please Stand Up?
The Brady Bunch - Season 2 - Episode 15
Tired of being the middle blond girl of the family, Jan tries to alter her appearance by buying a black wig, which she intends to wear to a friend's upcoming birthday party.
Watch Now:Amazon#35 - Never Trust a Little Old Lady
Green Acres - Season 2 - Episode 14
It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady who prances out of her dollhouse, or Walter, the singing weatherman. Both are constantly wrong so Oliver contacts the Weather Bureau which predicts warm days and nights. With the plants in the ground, Hooterville suffers the coldest night of the year. Incredibly, it's Lisa's crepe suzettes that save the crop from the cold.
#36 - Bedloe's Successor
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 11
Homer Bedloe's,arch-enemy of the Hooterville Cannonball,returns to Hooterville Valley in adject disgrace and poverty.
#37 - Music Hath Charm
Gilligan's Island - Season 1 - Episode 26
Mrs. Howell decides to form a symphony orchestra, to make up for the lack of culture on the island. Gilligan's drum beats, as they drift across the water, hold special meaning to angry natives on a nearby island.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#38 - Jury at the Shady Rest
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 22
Gluttonous jurors,lodged at the Shady Rest hotel, refuse to reach a verdict because they like Kate's food so much.
#39 - The Windfall
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 26
On an excursion to Pixley[ostensibly to look for a job], Uncle Joe stumbles on a fortune in buried money.
#40 - The Young Matchmakers
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 32
Widow Kate's three daughters organize a lonely hearts club to find eligible bachelors for her.
#41 - My Daughter the Secretary
Petticoat Junction - Season 4 - Episode 14
Kate Bradley's perennial foe, Selma Plout, schemes to cheat Kate's daughter, Billie Jo, out of a weekend in "Excitement City".
#42 - Billie Jo's Independence Day
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 18
Billie Jo moves out from under her mother's roof and discovers that independence has it's drawbacks.
#43 - Betty Jo Catches the Bouquet
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 17
Tomboy Betty Jo goes looking for a husband on the premise that fate has singles her out to become thhe next bride in the community.
#44 - Uncle Joe Plays Post Office
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 13
Uncle Joe becomes the new postmaster of Hooterville and moves the post office to the Shady Rest hotel.
#45 - Lucy and the Celebrities
Here's Lucy - Season 4 - Episode 10
Lucy and Uncle Harry seek celebrities for a radio campaign when a competitor makes a dent in their business. Kim's boyfriend is an impressionist (Rich Little), and offers his services.
Watch Now:Amazon#46 - It's Magic
Gilligan's Island - Season 1 - Episode 33
The Castaways discover a trunk belonging to a magician. They use a magician's props to scare away unfriendly natives from nearby islands.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#47 - Only Boy in the Class
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 20
Bobbie Jo takes pity on the only boy in her home economics class and induces her mother to help him win a passing grade.
#48 - War of the Hotels
Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 25
Kate fights a no0holds-barred "hotel war" with Murdock Sneep, unscrupulous operator plane of the rival Pixley Hotel.
#49 - He Loves Us, He Loves Us Not
Petticoat Junction - Season 4 - Episode 4
#50 - How Bugged Was My Valley
Petticoat Junction - Season 4 - Episode 9
Hooterville is thrown into chaos when Uncle Joe tries to scare up some crop-dusting business for Steve Elliott