The BEST episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo follows Alana Thompson, the outspoken 6-year-old beauty queen from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. Viewers can take an inside look at the family home in rural Georgia, where the Thompson clan indulges in their favorite pastimes, such as free-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for grilling.
#1 - Get Her Chins Vacuumed
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/21/2013
Sugar Bear is nervous before the ceremony, especially once he realizes he doesn’t have a thing to wear! He brings the girls with him to shop for a tuxedo.Mama June gets a spa day to relax and most importantly, get her chins vacuumed!
#2 - Safety!
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/31/2013
Jessica and Anna study for their driving tests; the girls teach June the rules to a game called Doorknob; June and Sugar Bear work on the guest list to their ceremony, but their planning is interrupted when Sugar Bear is rushed to the ER.
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#3 - Happily Ever After?
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/11/2013
The ceremony is finally here and with all the rain and chaos June is a bundle of stress! On the big day, the girls get beautimous while Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his camo tuxedo. Will the bride make her way down the aisle?
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#5 - Mo' Butter, Mo' Better
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2013
In the Season 2 premiere, June punishes the girls for not doing their chores by taking away their phones. Meanwhile, the family watch wrestling; enjoy a roadkill supper; and find a slippery substitute for a water slide.
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#6 - Chubby Chaser
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/31/2013
Sugar Bear proposes to June for the third time, but she still isn't sure she wants to get married.
#9 - Stress Poops
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/4/2013
All the anxiety and stress from planning the ceremony has Mama stuck in the bathroom; the girls have a meeting to go over the to-do list; Sugar Bear and June meet with their potential Redneck Preacher.
#11 - Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/14/2013
The DIY Bride is checking things off her to-do list, but June is not accustomed to this much planning and her stress level is getting high. Alana and the girls ask about their first dance and suggest that Sugar Bear and June seek professional help.
#13 - The Birds and The Boos
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2014
Anna and Jessica have boyfriends, and June is not ready to be a Grandmother (again). June and Sugar Bear each have painfully awkward sex talks with the older girls and their boyfriends. Meanwhile, Alana is feeling left out and needs a new hobby.
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Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2014
Without Anna and Kaitlyn around, the family spends very little time together. Alana hopes the family’s love for food will reunite them, but her efforts fall just as short as family game night and pottery painting. The family’s last hope lies in the mud.
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Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2014
Anna's dreams of an flashy wedding come to a halt as June joins the couple to a potential venue. Sugar Bear hunts for riches in the yard courtesy of a metal detector and Alana. Expecting only coins, they're shocked to learn what they've uncovered.
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#16 - Familymoon
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2014
June and Sugar Bear never had a honeymoon after their Commitment Ceremony, so they decide to make it a family affair and go on a Familymoon. Their RV journey includes an Animal Safari, encountering the wild animals, a Children’s museum, and a candy shop.
#17 - Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/2014
After failing to "swoo" June in the bedroom, Sugar Bear suggests couples’ therapy, which June warily agrees to. While the folks are dealing with relationship stuff, the girls amuse themselves with ice blocking and exploding soda bottles.
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#19 - New Years Revolutions
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/27/2014
There’s less than a week left until the New Year and the family scrambles to complete last year’s New Year’s Revolutions. Committing to a resolution is one thing, but Anna’s boyfriend Michael has a plan to get the whole family involved in a proposal.
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#21 - The Manper
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/2014
Sugar Bear decides he needs some man space so he gets a Man Camper, or Manper. While Sugar Bear enjoys his Manper, Pumpkin primps the girls with waxing and blackhead removal. But the family reunites for a trip to the Redneck Games.
#22 - Funk Shway
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2014
Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.
#23 - De-Stressin'
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/26/2014
June’s "b*tching" and nagging lands Sugar Bear sick in bed from stress. Will June have to permanently alter what comes out of her mouth to keep her man healthy? Or will Sugar Bear’s de-stressing techniques like "yodega" and racing be more beneficial?
#24 - Bingo Face
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2014
June’s love of couponing takes over, leaving Sugar Bear looking for ways to exploit her addiction for affection. The sisters try being affectionate too, as a new "be nice" contest has high stakes: the spare room. Little do they know the contest is rigged.
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#25 - Stand Peein' Up
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/6/2014
The girls are spending their summer vacation in bed, so Sugar Bear decides the family really needs some time in the outdoors. The girls are not happy, refusing to load up their camping gear and then crying when their electronic devices are taken away.
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