The BEST episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo follows Alana Thompson, the outspoken 6-year-old beauty queen from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. Viewers can take an inside look at the family home in rural Georgia, where the Thompson clan indulges in their favorite pastimes, such as free-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for grilling.
#1 - Safety!
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/31/2013
Jessica and Anna study for their driving tests; the girls teach June the rules to a game called Doorknob; June and Sugar Bear work on the guest list to their ceremony, but their planning is interrupted when Sugar Bear is rushed to the ER.
#2 - Get Her Chins Vacuumed
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/21/2013
Sugar Bear is nervous before the ceremony, especially once he realizes he doesn’t have a thing to wear! He brings the girls with him to shop for a tuxedo.Mama June gets a spa day to relax and most importantly, get her chins vacuumed!
#3 - Happily Ever After?
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/11/2013
The ceremony is finally here and with all the rain and chaos June is a bundle of stress! On the big day, the girls get beautimous while Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his camo tuxedo. Will the bride make her way down the aisle?
#4 - The 'M' Word
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2013
Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his nicest funeral shirt as his plan for June is put into motion, while the girls help set the stage for romance with scented candles and Nugget the chicken.
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#5 - Mo' Butter, Mo' Better
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2013
In the Season 2 premiere, June punishes the girls for not doing their chores by taking away their phones. Meanwhile, the family watch wrestling; enjoy a roadkill supper; and find a slippery substitute for a water slide.
#6 - Lift and Scoop
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/28/2013
June goes shopping for a proper-fitting bra. Then the party starts when both Sugar Bear and June let loose at their Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. One is a quiet affair, while the other takes a lap dance on the wild side!
#7 - Turn This Big Mama On
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2013
Sugar Bear's birthday party isn't much of a surprise; the family ride go-karts, but June winds up with her own pit crew.
#8 - Chubby Chaser
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/31/2013
Sugar Bear proposes to June for the third time, but she still isn't sure she wants to get married.
#9 - Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/14/2013
The DIY Bride is checking things off her to-do list, but June is not accustomed to this much planning and her stress level is getting high. Alana and the girls ask about their first dance and suggest that Sugar Bear and June seek professional help.
#10 - It's Always Something With Pumpkin
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2013
The family talk about Pumpkin on her 13th birthday; Alana starts taking dance classes; Sugar Bear shares his secret plan for June.
#11 - Runaway Bride
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/7/2013
June has been busy going to see Sugar Bear in the hospital, so the girls have to pick up the slack and help out around the house. While she’s away, the girls plan the bridal shower.
#12 - Stress Poops
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/4/2013
All the anxiety and stress from planning the ceremony has Mama stuck in the bathroom; the girls have a meeting to go over the to-do list; Sugar Bear and June meet with their potential Redneck Preacher.
#13 - The Birds and The Boos
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2014
Anna and Jessica have boyfriends, and June is not ready to be a Grandmother (again). June and Sugar Bear each have painfully awkward sex talks with the older girls and their boyfriends. Meanwhile, Alana is feeling left out and needs a new hobby.
#14 - Familymoon
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2014
June and Sugar Bear never had a honeymoon after their Commitment Ceremony, so they decide to make it a family affair and go on a Familymoon. Their RV journey includes an Animal Safari, encountering the wild animals, a Children’s museum, and a candy shop.
#15 - Civil War
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2014
Anna's dreams of an flashy wedding come to a halt as June joins the couple to a potential venue. Sugar Bear hunts for riches in the yard courtesy of a metal detector and Alana. Expecting only coins, they're shocked to learn what they've uncovered.
#16 - Forced Family Fun
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2014
Without Anna and Kaitlyn around, the family spends very little time together. Alana hopes the family’s love for food will reunite them, but her efforts fall just as short as family game night and pottery painting. The family’s last hope lies in the mud.
#17 - Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/2014
After failing to "swoo" June in the bedroom, Sugar Bear suggests couples’ therapy, which June warily agrees to. While the folks are dealing with relationship stuff, the girls amuse themselves with ice blocking and exploding soda bottles.
#18 - What Is a Door Nut?
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/22/2012
The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.
#19 - Ah-Choo!
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/19/2012
June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday.
#20 - It Is What It Is
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/26/2012
In the Season 1 finale, Alana's preparations for a big pageant are interrupted when Anna goes into labor.
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#21 - Time for Sketti!
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2012
Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper.
#22 - The Manper
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/2014
Sugar Bear decides he needs some man space so he gets a Man Camper, or Manper. While Sugar Bear enjoys his Manper, Pumpkin primps the girls with waxing and blackhead removal. But the family reunites for a trip to the Redneck Games.
#23 - Spring Broken
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/24/2014
It’s Spring break and the girls are bored. After making a "redneck hot tub" in the back of a pickup truck, June and Sugar Bear take the family away to a houseboat vacation and invite Anna, Michael, and Kaitlyn to join in on some quality family time.
#24 - Get a Job
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2014
Earning money for a pool; Jessica has to settle fort a group date with her boyfriend and the whole family.
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#25 - Funk Shway
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2014
Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.
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