The BEST episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo follows Alana Thompson, the outspoken 6-year-old beauty queen from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. Viewers can take an inside look at the family home in rural Georgia, where the Thompson clan indulges in their favorite pastimes, such as free-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for grilling.

Last Updated: 8/13/2023Network: TLCStatus: Ended
Get Her Chins Vacuumed
81 votes

#1 - Get Her Chins Vacuumed

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/21/2013

Sugar Bear is nervous before the ceremony, especially once he realizes he doesn’t have a thing to wear! He brings the girls with him to shop for a tuxedo.Mama June gets a spa day to relax and most importantly, get her chins vacuumed!

89 votes

#2 - Safety!

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/31/2013

Jessica and Anna study for their driving tests; the girls teach June the rules to a game called Doorknob; June and Sugar Bear work on the guest list to their ceremony, but their planning is interrupted when Sugar Bear is rushed to the ER.

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Happily Ever After?
57 votes

#3 - Happily Ever After?

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/11/2013

The ceremony is finally here and with all the rain and chaos June is a bundle of stress! On the big day, the girls get beautimous while Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his camo tuxedo. Will the bride make her way down the aisle?

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The 'M' Word
86 votes

#4 - The 'M' Word

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2013

Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his nicest funeral shirt as his plan for June is put into motion, while the girls help set the stage for romance with scented candles and Nugget the chicken.

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Mo' Butter, Mo' Better
86 votes

#5 - Mo' Butter, Mo' Better

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2013

In the Season 2 premiere, June punishes the girls for not doing their chores by taking away their phones. Meanwhile, the family watch wrestling; enjoy a roadkill supper; and find a slippery substitute for a water slide.

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Chubby Chaser
85 votes

#6 - Chubby Chaser

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/31/2013

Sugar Bear proposes to June for the third time, but she still isn't sure she wants to get married.

Lift and Scoop
86 votes

#7 - Lift and Scoop

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/28/2013

June goes shopping for a proper-fitting bra. Then the party starts when both Sugar Bear and June let loose at their Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. One is a quiet affair, while the other takes a lap dance on the wild side!

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It's Always Something With Pumpkin
87 votes

#8 - It's Always Something With Pumpkin

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2013

The family talk about Pumpkin on her 13th birthday; Alana starts taking dance classes; Sugar Bear shares his secret plan for June.

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Stress Poops
80 votes

#9 - Stress Poops

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/4/2013

All the anxiety and stress from planning the ceremony has Mama stuck in the bathroom; the girls have a meeting to go over the to-do list; Sugar Bear and June meet with their potential Redneck Preacher.

Turn This Big Mama On
84 votes

#10 - Turn This Big Mama On

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2013

Sugar Bear's birthday party isn't much of a surprise; the family ride go-karts, but June winds up with her own pit crew.

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Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups
85 votes

#11 - Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/14/2013

The DIY Bride is checking things off her to-do list, but June is not accustomed to this much planning and her stress level is getting high. Alana and the girls ask about their first dance and suggest that Sugar Bear and June seek professional help.

Runaway Bride
86 votes

#12 - Runaway Bride

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/7/2013

June has been busy going to see Sugar Bear in the hospital, so the girls have to pick up the slack and help out around the house. While she’s away, the girls plan the bridal shower.

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The Birds and The Boos
64 votes

#13 - The Birds and The Boos

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2014

Anna and Jessica have boyfriends, and June is not ready to be a Grandmother (again). June and Sugar Bear each have painfully awkward sex talks with the older girls and their boyfriends. Meanwhile, Alana is feeling left out and needs a new hobby.

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Forced Family Fun
49 votes

#14 - Forced Family Fun

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2014

Without Anna and Kaitlyn around, the family spends very little time together. Alana hopes the family’s love for food will reunite them, but her efforts fall just as short as family game night and pottery painting. The family’s last hope lies in the mud.

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Civil War
52 votes

#15 - Civil War

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2014

Anna's dreams of an flashy wedding come to a halt as June joins the couple to a potential venue. Sugar Bear hunts for riches in the yard courtesy of a metal detector and Alana. Expecting only coins, they're shocked to learn what they've uncovered.

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62 votes

#16 - Familymoon

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2014

June and Sugar Bear never had a honeymoon after their Commitment Ceremony, so they decide to make it a family affair and go on a Familymoon. Their RV journey includes an Animal Safari, encountering the wild animals, a Children’s museum, and a candy shop.

Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers
28 votes

#17 - Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/2014

After failing to "swoo" June in the bedroom, Sugar Bear suggests couples’ therapy, which June warily agrees to. While the folks are dealing with relationship stuff, the girls amuse themselves with ice blocking and exploding soda bottles.

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What Is a Door Nut?
66 votes

#18 - What Is a Door Nut?

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/22/2012

The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.

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New Years Revolutions
49 votes

#19 - New Years Revolutions

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/27/2014

There’s less than a week left until the New Year and the family scrambles to complete last year’s New Year’s Revolutions. Committing to a resolution is one thing, but Anna’s boyfriend Michael has a plan to get the whole family involved in a proposal.

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Get a Job
63 votes

#20 - Get a Job

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2014

Earning money for a pool; Jessica has to settle fort a group date with her boyfriend and the whole family.

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The Manper
59 votes

#21 - The Manper

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/2014

Sugar Bear decides he needs some man space so he gets a Man Camper, or Manper. While Sugar Bear enjoys his Manper, Pumpkin primps the girls with waxing and blackhead removal. But the family reunites for a trip to the Redneck Games.

Funk Shway
58 votes

#22 - Funk Shway

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2014

Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.

55 votes

#23 - De-Stressin'

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/26/2014

June’s "b*tching" and nagging lands Sugar Bear sick in bed from stress. Will June have to permanently alter what comes out of her mouth to keep her man healthy? Or will Sugar Bear’s de-stressing techniques like "yodega" and racing be more beneficial?

Bingo Face
61 votes

#24 - Bingo Face

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2014

June’s love of couponing takes over, leaving Sugar Bear looking for ways to exploit her addiction for affection. The sisters try being affectionate too, as a new "be nice" contest has high stakes: the spare room. Little do they know the contest is rigged.

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Stand Peein' Up
50 votes

#25 - Stand Peein' Up

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/6/2014

The girls are spending their summer vacation in bed, so Sugar Bear decides the family really needs some time in the outdoors. The girls are not happy, refusing to load up their camping gear and then crying when their electronic devices are taken away.

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