Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

The BEST episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo follows Alana Thompson, the outspoken 6-year-old beauty queen from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. Viewers can take an inside look at the family home in rural Georgia, where the Thompson clan indulges in their favorite pastimes, such as free-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for grilling.

Last Updated: 6/7/2022Network: TLC
94 votes

#1 - Safety!

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/31/2013

Jessica and Anna study for their driving tests; the girls teach June the rules to a game called Doorknob; June and Sugar Bear work on the guest list to their ceremony, but their planning is interrupted when Sugar Bear is rushed to the ER.

Get Her Chins Vacuumed
85 votes

#2 - Get Her Chins Vacuumed

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/21/2013

Sugar Bear is nervous before the ceremony, especially once he realizes he doesn’t have a thing to wear! He brings the girls with him to shop for a tuxedo.Mama June gets a spa day to relax and most importantly, get her chins vacuumed!

Happily Ever After?
62 votes

#3 - Happily Ever After?

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/11/2013

The ceremony is finally here and with all the rain and chaos June is a bundle of stress! On the big day, the girls get beautimous while Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his camo tuxedo. Will the bride make her way down the aisle?

The 'M' Word
90 votes

#4 - The 'M' Word

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2013

Sugar Bear gets dressed up in his nicest funeral shirt as his plan for June is put into motion, while the girls help set the stage for romance with scented candles and Nugget the chicken.

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Mo' Butter, Mo' Better
98 votes

#5 - Mo' Butter, Mo' Better

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2013

In the Season 2 premiere, June punishes the girls for not doing their chores by taking away their phones. Meanwhile, the family watch wrestling; enjoy a roadkill supper; and find a slippery substitute for a water slide.

Lift and Scoop
90 votes

#6 - Lift and Scoop

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/28/2013

June goes shopping for a proper-fitting bra. Then the party starts when both Sugar Bear and June let loose at their Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. One is a quiet affair, while the other takes a lap dance on the wild side!

Turn This Big Mama On
91 votes

#7 - Turn This Big Mama On

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2013

Sugar Bear's birthday party isn't much of a surprise; the family ride go-karts, but June winds up with her own pit crew.

Chubby Chaser
90 votes

#8 - Chubby Chaser

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/31/2013

Sugar Bear proposes to June for the third time, but she still isn't sure she wants to get married.

Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups
89 votes

#9 - Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/14/2013

The DIY Bride is checking things off her to-do list, but June is not accustomed to this much planning and her stress level is getting high. Alana and the girls ask about their first dance and suggest that Sugar Bear and June seek professional help.

It's Always Something With Pumpkin
94 votes

#10 - It's Always Something With Pumpkin

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2013

The family talk about Pumpkin on her 13th birthday; Alana starts taking dance classes; Sugar Bear shares his secret plan for June.

Runaway Bride
91 votes

#11 - Runaway Bride

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/7/2013

June has been busy going to see Sugar Bear in the hospital, so the girls have to pick up the slack and help out around the house. While she’s away, the girls plan the bridal shower.

Stress Poops
82 votes

#12 - Stress Poops

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/4/2013

All the anxiety and stress from planning the ceremony has Mama stuck in the bathroom; the girls have a meeting to go over the to-do list; Sugar Bear and June meet with their potential Redneck Preacher.

The Birds and The Boos
71 votes

#13 - The Birds and The Boos

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2014

Anna and Jessica have boyfriends, and June is not ready to be a Grandmother (again). June and Sugar Bear each have painfully awkward sex talks with the older girls and their boyfriends. Meanwhile, Alana is feeling left out and needs a new hobby.

68 votes

#14 - Familymoon

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2014

June and Sugar Bear never had a honeymoon after their Commitment Ceremony, so they decide to make it a family affair and go on a Familymoon. Their RV journey includes an Animal Safari, encountering the wild animals, a Children’s museum, and a candy shop.

Civil War
54 votes

#15 - Civil War

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2014

Anna's dreams of an flashy wedding come to a halt as June joins the couple to a potential venue. Sugar Bear hunts for riches in the yard courtesy of a metal detector and Alana. Expecting only coins, they're shocked to learn what they've uncovered.

Forced Family Fun
54 votes

#16 - Forced Family Fun

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2014

Without Anna and Kaitlyn around, the family spends very little time together. Alana hopes the family’s love for food will reunite them, but her efforts fall just as short as family game night and pottery painting. The family’s last hope lies in the mud.

Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers
35 votes

#17 - Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/2014

After failing to "swoo" June in the bedroom, Sugar Bear suggests couples’ therapy, which June warily agrees to. While the folks are dealing with relationship stuff, the girls amuse themselves with ice blocking and exploding soda bottles.

What Is a Door Nut?
71 votes

#18 - What Is a Door Nut?

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/22/2012

The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.

30 votes

#19 - Ah-Choo!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/19/2012

June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday.

It Is What It Is
23 votes

#20 - It Is What It Is

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/26/2012

In the Season 1 finale, Alana's preparations for a big pageant are interrupted when Anna goes into labor.

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Time for Sketti!
33 votes

#21 - Time for Sketti!

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2012

Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper.

The Manper
67 votes

#22 - The Manper

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/2014

Sugar Bear decides he needs some man space so he gets a Man Camper, or Manper. While Sugar Bear enjoys his Manper, Pumpkin primps the girls with waxing and blackhead removal. But the family reunites for a trip to the Redneck Games.

Spring Broken
26 votes

#23 - Spring Broken

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/24/2014

It’s Spring break and the girls are bored. After making a "redneck hot tub" in the back of a pickup truck, June and Sugar Bear take the family away to a houseboat vacation and invite Anna, Michael, and Kaitlyn to join in on some quality family time.

Get a Job
67 votes

#24 - Get a Job

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2014

Earning money for a pool; Jessica has to settle fort a group date with her boyfriend and the whole family.

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Funk Shway
62 votes

#25 - Funk Shway

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2014

Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.

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