The BEST episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo season 3

Every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo season 3!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo follows Alana Thompson, the outspoken 6-year-old beauty queen from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. Viewers can take an inside look at the family home in rural Georgia, where the Thompson clan indulges in their favorite pastimes, such as free-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for grilling.

Last Updated: 11/11/2024Network: TLCStatus: Ended
The Birds and The Boos
star
7.80
64 votes

#1 - The Birds and The Boos

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2014

Anna and Jessica have boyfriends, and June is not ready to be a Grandmother (again). June and Sugar Bear each have painfully awkward sex talks with the older girls and their boyfriends. Meanwhile, Alana is feeling left out and needs a new hobby.

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Familymoon
star
7.70
63 votes

#2 - Familymoon

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2014

June and Sugar Bear never had a honeymoon after their Commitment Ceremony, so they decide to make it a family affair and go on a Familymoon. Their RV journey includes an Animal Safari, encountering the wild animals, a Children’s museum, and a candy shop.

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Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers
star
7.54
28 votes

#3 - Monkeys Make Very Good Brothers

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/2014

After failing to "swoo" June in the bedroom, Sugar Bear suggests couples’ therapy, which June warily agrees to. While the folks are dealing with relationship stuff, the girls amuse themselves with ice blocking and exploding soda bottles.

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New Years Revolutions
star
7.37
49 votes

#4 - New Years Revolutions

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/27/2014

There’s less than a week left until the New Year and the family scrambles to complete last year’s New Year’s Revolutions. Committing to a resolution is one thing, but Anna’s boyfriend Michael has a plan to get the whole family involved in a proposal.

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Get a Job
star
7.33
63 votes

#5 - Get a Job

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2014

Earning money for a pool; Jessica has to settle fort a group date with her boyfriend and the whole family.

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The Manper
star
7.32
59 votes

#6 - The Manper

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/2014

Sugar Bear decides he needs some man space so he gets a Man Camper, or Manper. While Sugar Bear enjoys his Manper, Pumpkin primps the girls with waxing and blackhead removal. But the family reunites for a trip to the Redneck Games.

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Funk Shway
star
7.31
58 votes

#7 - Funk Shway

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2014

Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.

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Stand Peein' Up
star
7.24
50 votes

#8 - Stand Peein' Up

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/6/2014

The girls are spending their summer vacation in bed, so Sugar Bear decides the family really needs some time in the outdoors. The girls are not happy, refusing to load up their camping gear and then crying when their electronic devices are taken away.

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star
7.15
27 votes

#9 - Sherlock Poop

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/27/2014

Someone’s not flushing in the House of Boo, and Alana makes it her mission to reveal the devious doo doer. Outside of the bathroom, Sugar Bear still has babies on the brain. Later, June finds an apartment flyer in Anna’s room and confronts her with it.

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You Need Your Thumb to Vacuum Clean
star
7.14
50 votes

#10 - You Need Your Thumb to Vacuum Clean

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/20/2014

It’s Kaitlyn’s 1st Birthday! Anna is faced with the difficult decision of whether or not to have Kaitlyn’s third thumb removed. Alana has been feeling left out since Kaitlyn became the baby of the house, so June takes her out for some bonding time.

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Can I Say...
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7.13
54 votes

#11 - Can I Say...

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/13/2014

The girls have developed potty mouths, so the family sets up a swear jar. Meanwhile, Anna thinks she wants to go to culinary school, so her family dares her to make a chicken pot pie. Fortunately, Alana enjoys handling raw chicken and is able to assist.

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Halloween Too
star
7.13
54 votes

#12 - Halloween Too

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/13/2014

It's prank season and the girls bring on creepy crawlers, fart bags and a "klever" costume.

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You're Be Nineteen
star
7.05
22 votes

#13 - You're Be Nineteen

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/6/2014

Alana and Anna share a birthday, and June wants to do something special. Since Alana’s getting older, June decides to teach her about menstruation. Meanwhile, June’s period is late and she’s acting "funny."

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Hubba Bubba!
star
7.02
59 votes

#14 - Hubba Bubba!

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2014

The RV Familymoon continues as they head to the ocean for the girls’ first surf lesson. Sugar Bear puts the Honey back in Familymoon taking June away for some alone time. Before heading home, the family enjoys a real Southern meal... ordering everything!

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Never Boo-fore Seen
star
6.77
22 votes

#15 - Never Boo-fore Seen

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/20/2014

Alana shares never before seen moments; getting personal in couples therapy; cringe-worthy details.

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