The BEST episodes of Geordie Shore season 16

Every episode of Geordie Shore season 16, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Geordie Shore season 16!

Geordie Shore is a reality television series, broadcast by MTV (UK and Ireland). Set in and around Newcastle upon Tyne, it is the British adaptation of American show Jersey Shore. Let's get mortal!

Last Updated: 11/15/2024Network: MTV (UK)Status: Ended
Chicken Shop Date
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7.50
60 votes

#1 - Chicken Shop Date

Season 16 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/2018

The lads and lasses are back in Newcastle after their trip to Tenerife and a lack of action sends Sophie and Nathan to horny new levels! Sam’s out to impress Chloe, but it’s not long before there’s tears, and cracks start to show within the family.​

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Tenerife Was A 10
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7.49
57 votes

#2 - Tenerife Was A 10

Season 16 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/6/2018

The Geordies are back and going radge in Tenerife, and it’s not only the weather that’s heating up! After finally deciding that he prefers Chloe, Sam takes her on a parascending date – but is their relationship about to hit new heights?​

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The Toilet Trip
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7.49
47 votes

#3 - The Toilet Trip

Season 16 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/13/2018

It’s the last couple of days in the house for the Geordies, and they’re going out with bang! Steph and Abbie make up, and suspicions arise over how close Marnie and Aaron are. Sam asks Chloe on a date, but will she be leaving the house as his girlfriend?​

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The Mams Come To Party
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7.45
67 votes

#4 - The Mams Come To Party

Season 16 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2018

It's Marnie's birthday, which means party time! But an appearance from her boyfriend sends tensions soaring, with Aaron and Nathan coming to blows! Anna sends the family to Tenerife.

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The L Bomb
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7.42
60 votes

#5 - The L Bomb

Season 16 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/27/2018

The Geordie’s are back, and the whole family are finally reunited. A trip to Edinburgh brings old flames Marnie and Aaron closer again, and Sam is left grovelling to Chloe. Cracks start to show between old friends when Nathan and Marnie come to blows.

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The Girls Get Spiritual
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7.32
62 votes

#6 - The Girls Get Spiritual

Season 16 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/20/2018

The Geordies are back, and whilst Nathan puts the newbies through their paces, fighting friends make amends. Sophie has a surprise guest, Sam’s in the bad books, and a missing member of the family re-joins the house.​

Chloe's Barbers
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7.30
57 votes

#7 - Chloe's Barbers

Season 16 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/6/2018

The Geordies are back, and it’s not long before the gang hit the toon. Marnie and Nathan clear the air, Abbie’s on the pull, and Sam and Chloe work through their issues. And on a night out, things get heated between best friends Steph and Abbie.

Parsnip Party
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7.26
74 votes

#8 - Parsnip Party

Season 16 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/2018

The Geordies are back, and two new family members join the family. Steph annoys Marnie straight away as she has "unfinished business" with old flame Aaron. And Chloe and Abbie compete for new boy Sam's affections - but who will Sam choose?

Chloe's First Date
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7.24
63 votes

#9 - Chloe's First Date

Season 16 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/30/2018

The Geordies are back and going radge in Tenerife, and it’s not only the weather that’s heating up! Steph’s on the pull, and after being torn between Chloe and Abbie, Sam continues to play with fire, leading to ‘smashing’ consequences.​

Chloe Confronts Abbie
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7.08
61 votes

#10 - Chloe Confronts Abbie

Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2018

The Geordies are back and newbie Sam is already creating havoc between the girls. And despite ex-flames Marnie and Aaron both having partners, their relationship is as close as ever – but will sharing a bed prove too much temptation?