The WORST episodes of F Troop
Every episode of F Troop ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of F Troop!
The end of the Civil War was near when quite accidentally, A hero who sneezed abruptly seized retreat and reversed it to victory; His medal of honor pleased and thrilled his proud little family group. While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he'd command F Troop! Where Indian fights are colorful sights and nobody takes a lickin' When pale-face and red-skin both turn chicken; When drilling and fighting get them down they know their morale can't droop. As long as they all relax in town, before they resume with a bang and a boom, F Troop!
#1 - Is This Fort Really Necessary?
Season 2 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/6/1967
An efficiency expert comes to Fort Courage, with the authority to close it down.
#2 - Carpetbagging, Anyone?
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 3/16/1967
F Troop faces eviction when a rich carpetbagger comes to town, so they stage an Indian raid to prove they're still needed.
#3 - The Return of Wrongo Starr
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/8/1966
Wrongo gets mixed up with a goat and some dynamite when Parmenter assigns him as a guard.
#4 - Did Your Father Come from Ireland?
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/3/1966
O'Rourke's visiting father turns the town into Little Ireland while the Sergeant is on vacation.
#5 - That's Show Biz
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/9/1967
Agarn leaves to manage a rock group called the Bedbugs, which is somewhat ahead of its time.
#6 - The Sergeant and the Kid
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/12/1967
O'Rourke must talk a runaway 10-year-old boy out of joining the cavalry.
#7 - Miss Parmenter
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/17/1966
Wilton's husband-hunting sister goes after Dobbs, and also assists in Wild Eagle's appendectomy.
#8 - Only One Russian is Coming! Only One Russian is Coming!
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 2/23/1967
Agarn's look-a-like Russian Cossack cousin, Dmitri Agarnoff, comes to town and falls for Wrangler Jane, making Wilton jealous.
#9 - Wilton the Kid
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/1/1966
Capt. Parmenter's evil twin Kid Vicious has been robbing banks.
#10 - Bring on the Dancing Girls
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/22/1966
O'Rourke tries to get even with a blackmailer who took over the saloon.
#11 - How to be F Troop Without Really Trying
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/1966
Everyone except Agarn is transferred, and he must train G Troop whose recruits turn out to be worse than F Troop.
#12 - Our Brave in F Troop
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 3/30/1967
Wild Eagle has a toothache, so O'Rourke sneaks him into the Fort to see a visiting dentist, where he has to pretend to be a member of the troop when he attracts the attention of a visiting general.
#13 - Survival of the Fittest
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/15/1966
Parmenter and Agarn go on a wilderness survival test with only a knife, a canteen, and the new Army survival manual.
#14 - La Dolce Courage
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/24/1966
An Italian suitor challenges Agarn when Agarn goes after his beloved.
#15 - A Horse of Another Color
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 1/26/1967
Wilton wants to capture a wild stallion to impress Wrangler Jane, but O'Rourke wants to sell it to the circus..
#16 - What Are You Doing after the Massacre?
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 1/19/1967
A 147-year-old Indian comes back to take over all of America, and begins by trying to starve the troop into surrender.
#17 - V is for Vampire
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/2/1967
A Transylvanian Count that everyone thinks is a vampire is believed responsible for the disappearance of Wrangler Jane.
#18 - The Day They Shot Agarn
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 2/16/1967
Agarn faces a firing squad after everyone believes he killed Sgt. O'Rourke.
#19 - Marriage, Fort Courage Style
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/9/1967
Their dreams of what could happen make Agarn and O'Rourke anxious to rescue Parmenter from a marriage broker.
#20 - Guns, Guns, Who's Got the Guns?
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/2/1967
Parmenter goes undercover to find out who is selling guns to the Apaches after a colonel lets him know that someone in F Troop is a traitor.
#21 - The Singing Mountie
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1966
A mountie is after the burglar of Banff, whom he believes is Agarn's look-a-like French Canadian cousin, Lucky Pierre Agarniere.
#22 - For Whom the Bugle Tolls
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/10/1966
O'Rourke needs to distract a visiting colonel who enjoys bugle calls, but the trouble is that Dobbs is the army's worst bugler.
#23 - The West Goes Ghost
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/1966
O'Rourke Enterprises takes over a haunted ghost town, expecting to get rich when the railroad comes through.
#24 - The Ballot of Corporal Agarn
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/27/1966
Agarn is to cast the deciding absentee vote in a hometown election.
#25 - Yellow Bird
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/20/1966
The daughter of a mining tycoon, kidnapped and raised by Indians, takes a liking to Wilton.