The WORST episodes of F Troop
Every episode of F Troop ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of F Troop!
The end of the Civil War was near when quite accidentally, A hero who sneezed abruptly seized retreat and reversed it to victory; His medal of honor pleased and thrilled his proud little family group. While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he'd command F Troop! Where Indian fights are colorful sights and nobody takes a lickin' When pale-face and red-skin both turn chicken; When drilling and fighting get them down they know their morale can't droop. As long as they all relax in town, before they resume with a bang and a boom, F Troop!
#1 - A Fort's Best Friend is Not a Mother
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/19/1966
Wilton's mother comes to visit and tries to tell him how to run the fort.
#2 - Wilton the Kid
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/1/1966
Capt. Parmenter's evil twin Kid Vicious has been robbing banks.
#3 - La Dolce Courage
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/24/1966
An Italian suitor challenges Agarn when Agarn goes after his beloved.
#4 - Miss Parmenter
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/17/1966
Wilton's husband-hunting sister goes after Dobbs, and also assists in Wild Eagle's appendectomy.
#5 - Did Your Father Come from Ireland?
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/3/1966
O'Rourke's visiting father turns the town into Little Ireland while the Sergeant is on vacation.
#6 - How to be F Troop Without Really Trying
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/1966
Everyone except Agarn is transferred, and he must train G Troop whose recruits turn out to be worse than F Troop.
#7 - Will the Real Captain Try to Stand Up?
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 5/10/1966
The town drunk poses as Captain to impress his visiting daughter.
#8 - The Day the Indians Won
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 5/3/1966
The peaceable Hekawis are ordered to go on the warpath by the Council of Indian Nations.
#9 - Lieutenant O'Rourke, Front and Center
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 4/26/1966
O'Rourke enterprises is in trouble when O'Rourke gets promoted to officer.
#10 - The Return of Wrongo Starr
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/8/1966
Wrongo gets mixed up with a goat and some dynamite when Parmenter assigns him as a guard.
#11 - Johnny Eagle Eye
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/12/1966
O'Rourke expects to make money on a young Indian scout in the cavalry sharpshooting contest.
#12 - Indian Fever
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/5/1966
Agarn thinks he is crazy when he is the only one to see an Indian.
#13 - Too Many Cooks Spoil the Troop
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 3/29/1966
O'Rourke adds things to the cook's food list in order to pad his pockets.
#14 - Don't Ever Speak to Me Again
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/22/1966
Just before the troop is to be cited for high morale, a fight breaks out.
#15 - Captain Parmenter, One Man Army
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/15/1966
The men learn that they are not legally enlisted so they leave and Wilton is forced to man the fort alone.
#16 - Reunion for O'Rourke
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/8/1966
Agarn arranges a celebration of O'Rourke's 25 years of service in the Army.
#17 - Play, Gypsy, Play
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/1/1966
Gypsies come and invade Fort Courage.
#18 - The Courtship of Wrangler Jane
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/22/1966
O'Rourke, figuring his operations will be more profitable with Wilton away, plays cupid for Wilton and Jane.
#19 - Survival of the Fittest
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/15/1966
Parmenter and Agarn go on a wilderness survival test with only a knife, a canteen, and the new Army survival manual.
#20 - Bring on the Dancing Girls
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/22/1966
O'Rourke tries to get even with a blackmailer who took over the saloon.
#21 - The Loco Brothers
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/29/1966
Two renegade Indians trap Parmenter and hold him hostage, but just want some company.
#22 - From Karate with Love
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/5/1967
A samurai is looking for a Japanese girl.
#23 - The Sergeant and the Kid
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/12/1967
O'Rourke must talk a runaway 10-year-old boy out of joining the cavalry.
#24 - What Are You Doing after the Massacre?
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 1/19/1967
A 147-year-old Indian comes back to take over all of America, and begins by trying to starve the troop into surrender.
#25 - A Horse of Another Color
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 1/26/1967
Wilton wants to capture a wild stallion to impress Wrangler Jane, but O'Rourke wants to sell it to the circus..