The BEST episodes of Dinosaurs season 3

Every episode of Dinosaurs season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dinosaurs season 3!

Dinosaurs follows the life of a family of dinosaurs, living in a modern world. They have TV's, fridges, microwaves, and every modern convenience. The Dinosaurs are an animatronics stone-age working-class family created by Jim Henson for Disney. Incredibly overweight, even for a dinosaur, Earl Sinclair is married to Fran and tries/fails to support 14-year-old valley girl Charlene, 16-year-old Robbie (whose crest eventually turns into a Mohawk and gets dyed purple), widowed, cranky Grandma Ethel, and terrible-twos Baby, the true master of the house. Sharp social commentary is featured surprisingly often; Earl is a tree-pusher for the Wesayso Development Corp., which regularly implements schemes to screw their workers even more and destroy the world for marginal profit increment. Chilled but live prey are kept in the refrigerator and are helpful when you can't find the milk, and caveman Humans make occasional appearances as wild animals and pets.

Last Updated: 11/24/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
Steroids to Heaven
star
8.37
67 votes

#1 - Steroids to Heaven

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/1993

Robbie doesn't feel that much comfortable with being the weakest dinosaur in the family, so in order for him to become very strong and muscular, he uses one of Dolf's favorite foods to make him become very strong and that's when he starts giving Caroline the hots and tries to woo her love.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Mark Drop
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Hungry for Love
star
7.98
137 votes

#2 - Hungry for Love

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1992

Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
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If You Were a Tree
star
7.85
131 votes

#3 - If You Were a Tree

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/18/1993

In this fairy tale episode, Ethyl tells Baby a story about a tree pusher Earl who was about to push down a spirit tree which switched his soul for him become a tree and the spirit tree to become Earl. When Roy brings Spirit home to the Sinclair family, he can't help to understand what has happened to him, when Earl realizes that he's stuck in the tree. Fran later believes the Spirit when he tells her that she is not Earl and that Earl is in the tree. After words, Fran goes to find Earl and Spirit after last night being taken away from the house by the WeSay So Policemens. Spirit switched Earl's soul back to were it belongs. And everything was over with but the tree with the Spirit in it was destoryed.

Writer: Andy Goodman
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Charlene and Her Amazing Humans
star
7.34
38 votes

#4 - Charlene and Her Amazing Humans

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/9/1993

Charlene grabs the attention of her family and other audiences with her amazing performing humans. But it's not that easy when she finds out the mother wants her children back from Charlene and Robbie thinks that she's pushing them to far to make her very famous and become a superstar. When she later appears on the State Fair she confesses about what was very wrong for her and everyone else to be doing.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Dava Savel
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Germ Warfare
star
7.31
137 votes

#5 - Germ Warfare

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1992

A crash of problems is made, when Earl gives Baby a dirty suck-toy that was on the roof of the chimney after a mouse stoled it from him. After giving it to him, Earl comes home from work and finds out from Fran that Baby is awfully sick. It's a terrible situation for the two to find the cure. There first doctor was Dr. Frankis but his plan was to make the Sinclair family sell there properties and there money to make him more richer. But Ethyl didn't believe that he could do the right thing, so she offered Fran and Earl to go out into the woods and find the guy that cures everything. Zabar, the guy in the woods cured Baby and was back to normal.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
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Network Genius
star
7.29
113 votes

#6 - Network Genius

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/1992

In this TV episode tale, not only does Earl prove that any dinosaur can be a network programming honcho, he also proves he's a genius by scheduling shows like ""The Test Pattern"" and ""The Happy Colors Show."" Unfortunately, his shows make viewers stupid. So Fran immediately asks Earl to stop the madness and turn it back into a normal way when he later finds out that the owners are trying to make the dinosaurs feel stupid and decides to quit.

Writer: Tim Doyle
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License to Parent
star
7.27
110 votes

#7 - License to Parent

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1992

It's a nightmare for Earl and Fran as parents when there parent license is being taken away from the Parent Patrol Officer Battleheim. Fran and Earl feel very ashamed that they have disobeyed the rules and code of parenting; Also after the two's license was taken away, Robbie and Charlene with Baby are causing problems with Battleheim when he puts the gun onall of them, but Fran and Earl immediately rush to stop Battleheim from hurting and scaring the kids. Making sure he doesn't get caught about the situation, he gives back Earl and Fran there parent license and leaves.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Andy Goodman
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Honey, I Miss the Kids
star
7.26
69 votes

#8 - Honey, I Miss the Kids

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/1993

Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

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The Son Also Rises
star
7.25
129 votes

#9 - The Son Also Rises

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/8/1993

A hugh argument comes between Earl and Robbie when they both fight over for there rights and respect. Then later with the fault of Ethyl to tell Robbie the story about his grandpa battling his enemy. Robbie challenges Earl to the 'Pit Of Death' match to see who will have the role of the household. Robbie wins but isn't comfortable with his new role.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
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Nature Calls
star
7.23
93 votes

#10 - Nature Calls

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1992

Fran has decided that now is the time for Earl to teach Baby how to potty train and changing the Baby's diapers. Eral still feels that he doesn't want to continue with the step, but has no choice. So Earl helps the Baby with his potty training, but the Baby doesn't feel ready yet. Earl then later tries his best to make him potty to see how fun it is. Then Baby escapes from his seat and leaves making Earl believe that he was flushed to the toilet, leaving with Ethyls wheelchairs Earl and Robbie immediately go out to find Babyn the wilderness.

Directors: Brian Henson
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Getting to Know You
star
7.21
68 votes

#11 - Getting to Know You

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/15/1993

Charlene feels to be in a world of unknown when her birthday party becomes a failed wish come true, when Earl brings his friends from the WeSaySo job to celebrate her birthday party. After a shocking miserable party, Charlene decides to leave the Sinclair family and join another family as part of a student-exchange program. It's real hard for Earl to know and understand who Charlene really is. Until another student from the student-exchange named France-our comes and becomes a main pain in the neck for the Sinclair family. But then Baby eats him and then Earl and Fran try to come clean when his parent Henri and Semela ask where there son is. To make it up to them, Fran forces Earl to give them the TV, but thats when Charlene returns home and Earl and Charlene get to talk about the misunderstood birthday party. Charlene forgave him with a passionate kiss.

Directors: Mark Brull
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Out of the Frying Pan
star
7.20
101 votes

#12 - Out of the Frying Pan

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/1993

After knocking the daylights out of Earl with a frying pan makes the baby a star on commercials, puts Fran into show-biz orbit, and leaves Earl marooned as a big lump of nothing. But thats when for the first time Earl and Monica have a good aggrement that the whole spotlight thing for the Baby is too much and decide to let Fran think for herself on what she has done and what she made the Baby become after all the superstar junk.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Dava Savel
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Little Boy Boo
star
7.18
112 votes

#13 - Little Boy Boo

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/1992

Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.

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Baby Talk
star
7.16
97 votes

#14 - Baby Talk

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1992

Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
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We Are Not Alone
star
7.15
102 votes

#15 - We Are Not Alone

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/2/1993

Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

Directors: Jeff McCracken
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Charlene's Flat World
star
7.13
70 votes

#16 - Charlene's Flat World

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/4/1992

When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy. She get's arrested stating that the world is round and everybody believes that the world is flat. So she decides to prove them wrong by traveling with Robbie to the end of the earth to there sudden death. But they return and everyone realized now the world was round.

Directors: Mark Brull
Writer: Tim Doyle
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The Discovery
star
7.09
139 votes

#17 - The Discovery

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/1992

Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
Writer: Andy Goodman
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Swamp Music
star
7.06
99 votes

#18 - Swamp Music

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/1993

Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' ""swamp music,"" but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
Writer: Mark Drop
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Dirty Dancin'
star
7.02
104 votes

#19 - Dirty Dancin'

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/1993

When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
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Wilderness Weekend
star
6.99
97 votes

#20 - Wilderness Weekend

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/1992

The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
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Green Card
star
6.84
132 votes

#21 - Green Card

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/29/1993

It's a big problem when the government blames its poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. So in order for Monica to stay in the land of Pangia, Roy marries the outlawed Monica so that she can stay in the country for good, but this also causes big effections and errors on Roy's friendship with Earl and his job the WeSaySo Corporation.

Directors: Max Tash
Writer: Tim Doyle
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The Clip Show II
star
5.39
94 votes

#22 - The Clip Show II

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/2/1993

Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

Directors: Tom Trbovich
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