The BEST episodes of Death Valley

Every episode of Death Valley ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Death Valley!

A mockumentary following a police force as they deal with various perpetrators who are mostly supernatural in nature. The Undead Task Force (a branch of the LAPD, formed when the San Fernando Valley was overtaken by zombies, werewolves and vampires) must continue to get rid of the monsters and contain them in the valley. While this occurs, scientists work to find out what caused the outbreak. A brave camera crew comes along for the ride.

Last Updated: 1/21/2023Network:MTV
Peace in the Valley
685 votes

#1 - Peace in the Valley

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/21/2011

In the season finale, Stu and Billy set the terms of a peace summit between Captain Dashell and Santos while Landry and Carla uncover a dangerous secret inside the Valley hospital.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:Amazon
Tick, Tick, Boom
716 votes

#2 - Tick, Tick, Boom

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/31/2011

When Kirsten's cover is blown, Dashell goes after the vamp who's been preying on his niece. Meanwhile, Billy and Stubeck deal with a zombie sighting at a school, and Carla gives John-John a peek into her private life.

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The Hottest Day of the Year
848 votes

#3 - The Hottest Day of the Year

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/3/2011

Carla and John-John are under department supervision, and Stubeck and Billy find a new way to kill zombies.

Directors: Austin Reading
Watch Now:Amazon
684 votes

#4 - Partners

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/14/2011

Stubeck looks for a mole on the UTF force, while Dashell attends a vamp funeral and Carla and Kirsten visit a woman who can't say goodbye to her zombie husband.

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Zombie Fights
880 votes

#5 - Zombie Fights

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/26/2011

John-John discovers that a family member is a zombie. Meanwhile, Kirsten joins Carla on a zombie kill, and Billy and Stubeck find that the vamps have new ways of obtaining blood.

Directors: Drew Daywalt
Writer: Matt Lawton
Watch Now:Amazon
Assault on Precinct UTF
717 votes

#6 - Assault on Precinct UTF

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/7/2011

After a swarm of zombie prisoners takes over the UTF precinct, Captain Dashell and his crew must use their wits and training to regain control of the station.

Directors: Austin Reading
Watch Now:Amazon
Undead Hookers
623 votes

#7 - Undead Hookers

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/24/2011

Carla goes undercover as a vampire prostitute, while Billy and Stubeck find that the vamps are using zombies in new and dangerous ways.

Directors: Austin Reading
Writer: Matt Lawton
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Who, What, When, Werewolf...Why
756 votes

#8 - Who, What, When, Werewolf...Why

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/2011

Billy and Dashell hunt down the vamp who beat up Stubeck. John-John takes something from a zombie that doesn't belong to him, and Kirsten dates a guy who may have a fatal flaw.

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Two Girls, One Cop
822 votes

#9 - Two Girls, One Cop

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/19/2011

The UTF is called to a porn shoot when one of the actors goes werewolf on the castand crew, and Kirsten is sent on werewolf lockdown.

Directors: Drew Daywalt
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Blood Vessels
950 votes

#10 - Blood Vessels

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/12/2011

Vampires hijack bloodmobiles in a murderous attack, and Kirsten is sent to check upon Dashell's niece at a party thrown by a vamp preying on local teens.

Directors: Drew Daywalt
Watch Now:Amazon
1518 votes

#11 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/29/2011

After a vampire is killed in a prostitution sting, Billy is kidnapped. And a seemingly routine zombie kill in a doughnut shop leads to a death among the TV crew.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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Help Us Help You
1256 votes

#12 - Help Us Help You

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/5/2011

Stubeck is worried about a vampire prostitute after he and Billy release her from the station. Meanwhile, teen vigilantes go after zombies, and Dashell takes Kirsten out on the beat.

Directors: Eric Appel
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