The WORST episodes of Call Me Fitz
Every episode of Call Me Fitz ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Call Me Fitz!
A morally bankrupt car salesman is forced to become business partners with his inner conscience, an off-beat do gooder intent on healing Fitz's mangled psyche, one hilarious disaster at a time.
#1 - A Very Special Fitzmas (1)
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/2/2013
Twas the night before the night before Fitzmas but the only visions dancing in Fitz’ head are of his face plastered on O-mo billboards around town. As part of his new O-mo image, Fitz has decided to give up drinking which prompts a visit by three ghosts to show him the impact his newfound sobriety will have on the people around him. With the whole Fitzpatrick clan scattered, Larry must scramble to rally the troops if he hopes to save Fitz from going down the wrong path.
#2 - O-Rigins
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/11/2013
Wedding bells are ringing at casa Fitzpatrick as Ken and Elaine get set to re-tie the knot, and everyone is getting into the act. Everyone except for Fitz, who is convinced the wedding is a secret ploy to bring down Fitzpatrick motors once and for all. In order to stop the impending nuptials, Fitz teams up with unlikely ally and bedfellow, Paula Childs to help expose her father’s nefarious plans. More than kissing cousins are revealed when Pat Childs shows up at the ceremony no longer able to forever hold his peace.
#3 - Pulling a Polanski
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2013
When Ken refuses to accept the return of the money Pat Childs found in Baby Fitz's diaper, Larry becomes convinced that loneliness is at the root of his very strange behaviour. Fitz thinks Larry’s smoking dope, but when he sees Pat Childs encroaching on their business, he heeds Larry’s advice to spend more time with his father and enlists his help to take down Pat Childs. Unfortunately for Fitz, during this father-son time, he discovers a truth about his family that would have been best kept buried.
#4 - Baby's First Brothel
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2013
When Fitz's attempts to transform Fitzpatrick Motors into a family-friendly establishment fail, he realizes he is dealing with a customer he knows nothing about – mothers. Fitz ends up getting to know one of his customers a whole lot better and realizes he’s face-to-face with the perfect business opportunity. Things go awry when Larry brings the social worker by for a surprise home inspection.
#5 - Alice Doesn't Live, Anymore
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2013
Failing as a father, Fitz tries to unload his baby on someone. Unfortunately, it’s only after he realizes that his still unnamed child is a car sales cash cow that he manages to successfully ‘sell’ the child for drugs in front of a cop. To keep the baby, Fitz must unite the Fitzpatricks and prove to the courts that he can provide his child with a stable and loving home. Fitz discovers getting his family to act like a 'family' proves harder than even he imagined.
#6 - Mama
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/26/2010
When Fitz discovers his Father Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry in his will, he has no choice but to prove Larry is NOT his long lost, responsible brother. And the only way to do it is a quick visit to his absentee, alcoholic mother Elaine. On Fitz's quest for closure however, he ends up at Elaine's weekly key party. When he can't find the answers he needs, he steals her car. Meanwhile, demented Junior Survivalist Kara builds her now growing attempted vehicular manslaughter case by blackmailing Josh with a compromising cell phone.
#7 - Loco
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/2010
After a failed hit on Larry's life, Fitz's only option is to get rid of him by proving Larry's a crazy person. After all, he claims to be his conscience. Meanwhile, Larry tries to purge Fitz of drugs and alcohol. But by the time Larry rallies the Fitzpatrick family for an intervention, Fitz's own sanity begins to dwindle in the throes of the DTs, and he decides to take whacking matters into his own hands...
#8 - The Diving Bell And The Barbara
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/24/2010
Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will prevent her morse-code testimony. In an attempt to placate Larry, Fitz makes him his Best Man. He throws a lame, kid-themed bachelor party - the kind of party Fitz never had as a child. Ali attends in hopes of getting Fitz too drunk to go through with the wedding before Babs is moved to a private facility. But a chance jail-cell meeting with an S&M submissive/ordained minister leaves Fitz free and clear to marry Babs. Everything's coming up Fitz. Until Babs wakes up…
#9 - The Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2010
Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, morally bankrupt top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, puts a woman in a coma, and wakes up to find he's grown a conscience - a living/breathing hanger-on named Larry, who joins Fitzpatrick Motors as a do-gooder salesman, and threatens to undercut Fitz' debaucherous way of life...
#10 - The Rise And Fall Of Ethnic Man
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/2012
Fitz attempts to prove that he is a friend of "ethnics" as he finds out that Chester has the main lead in the demographic. Fitz will stop at nothing to be on top.
#11 - The Virgin Homo-Cide
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/2012
When Fitz starts to lose money and sponsors for his campaign, he goes the Country Club to "work his charms" on the old money establishment to replenish the fund by asking them for donations.
#12 - Fuck The Vote
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/2012
"Sex For Votes" tactics that Fitz uses backfires when the Ladies Auxiliary president is found dead. Larry's approach proves counter-productive than anything.
#13 - Semen-Gate
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/2012
When the "Last Honest Man" approach is close to being sabotaged by Barry, Fitz's "supposed" illegitimate son, Fitz must try to save everything he can to stay in the race.
#14 - The Totally Legitimate Death Of Meghan Fitzpatrick
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/2012
Fitz starts to bounce back as he starts to gain popularity. He plans to go after the hearts of everyone by claiming the "sympathy" vote for himself.
#15 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/2012
Ken and Elaine's church scam is making progress and Fitz tries to join in. However, when he is denied, he decides that he can beat them by starting his own religion.
#16 - Teetotal Recall
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/2012
When Fitz finds out that the City Councilman doesn't have any rights to do anything, he decides that it will be good to find a way to repeal the by-law so that Summerwind will be open once again.
#17 - Apoca' Smokes Now
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/2012
Fitz, now Mayor, starts to go downhill and Larry steps in as his conscience and tells him that what he is doing is wrong.
#18 - And Baby Makes... Fuck! (1)
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/25/2012
In order to repair the relationship between Fitz and Ken, Larry gets Fitz thrown in jail. Fitz realizes that there is one thing that he needs to survive, breakfast cereal.
#19 - And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/2/2012
Ali goes into labor and Fitz attempts to get the dealership back before the little guy is born. He doesn't want his son to think he is a loser.
#20 - Raising What's-His-Name
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2013
The Fitzpatrick family becomes interested in missing Baby Fitz when Josh stashed the profits from the baby brothel in his diaper. Fitz and Larry follow Baby Fitz’s trail to Chester Vince, who happens to be holding Ali Devon hostage in the back of his van. Fitz and Larry soon join Ali and the three must find a way to work together in order to keep a mentally unbalanced Chester from burning them alive in a quest to communicate with his alien overlord.
#21 - It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Fitz
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/4/2013
It’s a rainy night at the Fitzpatrick house, and Larry takes the opportunity to use large amounts of alcohol to con the family into playing his favourite game: ‘Truth: the board game’. Truth is true to its name, and even Larry ends up discovering far more about the Fitzpatricks than he ever wanted to know… When they wake up the next morning to find a freshly dug grave in the backyard and a missing Elaine, the family must band together in order to re-discover those truths and figure out what happened the night before.
#22 - The Hard Wiener of Truth
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/2013
Still reeling from the shocking truth about his father, Fitz takes a drive down memory lane that leaves him with an even bigger identity crisis than he started with. Now that Fitzpatrick Motors is defunct, Fitz gets Josh and Larry to help him steal back “his childhood car, Betsy”, in hopes of selling her off to the highest bidder. Along the way he gets swept up in a flood of nostalgia that blurrs the line between man and machine. Meanwhile Ken, who’s out to relive some old memories of his own, gets a rude spiritual awakening when he tracks down a lost love from his past.
#23 - Brotherly Love
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/25/2013
After accepting Pat Childs’ offer to work at The O-Mobile dealership, Fitz quickly learns that life in the corporate world is not the cakewalk he hoped it would be. Thanks to Larry, Fitz discovers he could be in for a big pay out if he figures out a way to get canned. Yet, despite best efforts Pat refuses to give up on him leaving Fitz saddled with a major presentation to give that leaves him one step closer to embracing his inner Childs.
#24 - A Very Special Fitzmas (2)
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/2/2013
When Larry finds evidence of a lost family fortune, it gives him the leverage he needs to persuade the rest of the Fitzpatrick clan to save Fitz from the clutches of Pat Childs’ evil O-Mo empire. Now all they have to do is find where the money is hidden. Meanwhile, thanks to the ghost of Christmas future, Fitz has been driven to drink again. Once reunited, the Fitzpatricks must expose Pat Childs for the fraud he is if they hope to learn the true meaning of Fitzmas — cold hard cash.
#25 - Fuck City Hall
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2012
When Summerwind is closed after a demolition order comes in, Fitz wants to know who is messing with him. The fact that a Titmouse, an endangered bird, is what is stopping the club from being open. Fitz needs to retaliate.