The WORST episodes of Arli$$
Every episode of Arli$$ ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Arli$$!
The whirling-dervish life of a wheeler-dealer superagent who has a knack for finding solutions to seemingly hopeless problems — however unscrupulous the means.
#1 - It's Who You Know
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2000
Arliss tries to talk the ""pot dealer to the NBA"" out of retiring by offering to get his kid into a fancy private school. Meanwhile, Rita plays a relationship with a physical trainer by ""The Rules.""
#2 - Setting Precedents
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/10/2001
Arliss deals with the domestic problems of a female tennis superstar. Kirby helps a basketball client graduate from college.
#3 - You Can Pick Your Friends...
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/3/2000
Arliss' ne'er-do-well brother Archie uses his name to further a scam. Kirby and Stanley plot their own scam on a stadium concession millionaire. Stanley purposely swallows a ring that turned up in a burger.
#4 - Where There's a Will
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/27/2000
Arliss is named executor of a superstar jockey's will, which leaves everything to his wife - but he had two wives. Kirby discovers that his former coach is now homeless.
#5 - A Breed Apart
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/20/2000
Arliss pursues popular mascot Reggie the Rooster, using a fundraiser Stanley has organized for another mascot, who was injured in the line of duty. Rita takes up boxing after a series of obscene phone calls.
#6 - Last Call
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/13/2000
Arliss tries to get a dotcom millionaire team owner to re-sign an aging broadcaster who may be losing his touch. Rita ghostwrites a column for Arliss, and Kirby helps discipline Stanley's unruly dog.
#7 - When Opportunity Knocks
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2000
Arliss, Rita and Stanley must deal with Kirby's absence when he leaves the agency to join a fledgling football league run by a flashy TV producer.
#8 - Honoring Our Past
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2000
When one of his boxing clients enlists in the Army, Arliss tries to figure out a way to get him out. Meanwhile, Stanley and a native-American tribal chief attempt to get a football team to change its ""offensive"" mascot.
#9 - The Sum of the Parts
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2000
A baseball client needs a kidney, and Arliss tries to convince the player's minor-league brother to donate his. Meanwhile, a soccer client scores a goal for the opposing team, causing him to take refuge at Rita's apartment while Kirby goes into hiding.
#10 - The Value of Honesty
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2000
Arliss has an affair with a WNBA coach, but his client (also the coach's star player) wants her fired. Meanwhile, in the aftermath of a wild birthday celebration, Kirby and Rita suspect they may have ""done it.""
#11 - Fielding Offers
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/17/2001
Arliss treks to Canada in an effort to steal a hockey team; Rita uses alternative medicine in her war against age.
#12 - Comings and Goings
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2000
Arliss must help a client bury his mother. Meanwhile, Stanley's having a run of bad luck that threatens his chess game, so he goes looking for a ""slumpbuster."" And Kirby comes face-to-face with his own slumpbuster from 18 years ago, and must face the consequences.
#13 - I Get Involved
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/18/2000
Arliss has to walk the fence when two clients, both teammates, are dating the same girl. Rita plays Cyrano for one of the clients, and a TV reporter shows up to do a ""Where Are They Now?"" segment on Kirby.
#14 - Making Things Happen
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2000
Arliss learns that a good friend and client, who is about to be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame, is being charged with domestic abuse. Meanwhile, Rita's activist friend sides with the client's wife.
#15 - Creatures of Habit
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/4/2000
Arliss buys a rare piece of memorabilia, and sends a client to a hypnotist to help him quit chewing tobacco. When treatment appears to work, Arliss sends Kirby there to quit gambling. Meanwhile, Rita tries to keep an LPGA client from falling off the wagon.
#16 - Rules of the Game
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/22/1999
Feeling long in the tooth, Arliss gets a makeover, hoping to turn back the clock. Rita dates rival agent Justin Sturgess and Stanley is asked to join a prestigious country club.
#17 - The Art of Give and Take
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/15/1999
Arliss uses money from his foundation to buy off a bad childhood memory.
#18 - D-Day
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/8/1999
Rap-master extraordinaire T-Bagg enters the arena of sports agency, and a few AMM clients jump ship. And, with Arliss bedredden with chicken pox, it's up to Kirby and Stanley to make things happen at the NFL Draft.
#19 - The Cult of Celebrity
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/1/1999
Cooter McCoy is world-renowned for playing before huge crowds. But the country singing sensation wants to play baseball, not music, and seeks Arliss' assistance. Meanwhile, Rita and Kirby try to help Stanley find the woman of his dreams.
#20 - To Thine Own Self Be True
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/25/1999
When The Korean government insists that AMM client, pitcher and native son Ja Ahn Kim serve in the Korean military, Arliss' deal-making expertise is put to the test. Meanwhile, AMM client and hockey enforcer Doug Hager is banned from the NHL and seeks a new career in professional wrestling.
#21 - What You See Is What You Get
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/23/2002
Rita manages a client's political passion, while Arliss helps a team member find her passion. Stanley's new car gets dinged
#22 - All That Glitters
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/8/2002
Stunned by the sudden death of a good friend, Arliss goes off on a road trip of soul searching, leaving Rita, Kirby and Stanley to manage AMM on their own.
#23 - Profiles in Agenting
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/2002
Stanley and Kirby try to persuade boxer Roy Jones Jr. to endorse an innovative cooking product, while Arliss is smitten with Rita's sports photographer friend.
#24 - End Game
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/18/2002
Arliss and Stanley try to persuade a reclusive former chess champion to get back into the game, and Rita is wooed by a former lover.
#25 - Standards and Practices
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/11/2002
Stanley advises his sought-after football-star nephew on choosing the right college, while Arliss helps a female football reporter negotiate with network executives who see her as too old for the job.