The WORST episodes of You Me Her

Every episode of You Me Her ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of You Me Her!

An unusual, real-world romance involving relatable people, with one catch—there are three of them! You Me Her infuses the sensibilities of a smart, grounded indie rom-com with a distinctive twist: one of the two parties just happens to be a suburban married couple.

Last Updated: 2/23/2024Network: CraveStatus: Ended
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Dickless in Seattle
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7.10
142 votes

#1 - Dickless in Seattle

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2018

Four months later, Emma’s still in Seattle, climbing her way to the top of the Pinnacle ladder alongside an old flame rekindled. Jack and Izzy settle into blissful monogamy in their newly finished loft. The upcoming divorce mediation and an uncomfortable reunion hangs over all of them. Carmen and new neighbor Hannah start a lifestyle magazine.

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Oh, Mama!
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7.10
69 votes

#2 - Oh, Mama!

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/8/2020

After Izzy’s verbal castration and hard no to their apology, you think Emma and Jack would just pack up and leave? Think again.

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Going Deep Dish
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7.15
65 votes

#3 - Going Deep Dish

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/8/2020

Nina comforts Izzy while Emma and Jack get life-altering news from Dave.

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Break It like You Mean It
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7.18
67 votes

#4 - Break It like You Mean It

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2020

EJI agrees to “take a beat,” not make any rash decisions. But when Nina finds out, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

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The Stages of (Breakup) Grief
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7.22
82 votes

#5 - The Stages of (Breakup) Grief

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/8/2020

Izzy returns to Portland to find that life continued on without her.

Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!
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7.22
95 votes

#6 - Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/14/2019

EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appreciate "Marigold 142" quite as much as our throuple.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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I Said Make Up
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7.22
130 votes

#7 - I Said Make Up

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/27/2018

Jack and Emma are forced to spend an afternoon together divvying up their stuff. Someone very important from Izzy's past shows up at precisely the wrong time. With Shaun's help, Nina turns her vitriol towards Andy into an inventive doctoral thesis.

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Say Something. Say Anything.
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7.23
66 votes

#8 - Say Something. Say Anything.

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/8/2020

Emma and Jack have one last trick up their sleeves to win Izzy back. Time to go big.

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That's So Stupid and I'm Definitely Not Crying
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7.23
103 votes

#9 - That's So Stupid and I'm Definitely Not Crying

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/30/2019

Emma's been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong! Gabe blows Emma and Izzy's mind by revealing a family secret they absolutely cannot repeat to Jack.

Directors: Jem Garrard
Squonk Happens
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7.26
68 votes

#10 - Squonk Happens

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2020

EJI succumb to The First Stage of Breakup Grief, the dreaded “I Want My Shit Back.”

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The Deaf Leading the Blind Leading the Stupid
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7.28
101 votes

#11 - The Deaf Leading the Blind Leading the Stupid

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/23/2019

The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't they seem to pull the trigger even while Emma is busy taking over the neighborhood?

Directors: Jem Garrard
Inconceivable!
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7.29
118 votes

#12 - Inconceivable!

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/2018

Emma hides two very big secrets from Kylie. Izzy's father Ben wants to be part of her life again. Pulling his weight on the childcare front turns out harder than Dave imagined. Jack wonders if Izzy has cooled on both marriage and motherhood.

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Dr. Feelgood’s Magic Tea
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7.36
69 votes

#13 - Dr. Feelgood’s Magic Tea

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/8/2020

When Lala and Ben unwittingly give everyone Saharan Truth Serum, the party really gets started.

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Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?
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7.37
89 votes

#14 - Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/21/2019

The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky mess. Meanwhile, Emma and Jack confront Lala at her own game, neighborhood politics.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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The Saddest Clown Show Ever
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7.38
101 votes

#15 - The Saddest Clown Show Ever

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/16/2019

Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor job. Emma tries to start her architectural empire from home, but can't keep from spying on the exciting new neighbors.

Directors: Jem Garrard
Who We Are...and Who We Aren't
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7.38
87 votes

#16 - Who We Are...and Who We Aren't

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/11/2019

Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally bind them together as a family... unless someone or something changes their minds.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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Remember the Carlyle!
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7.38
63 votes

#17 - Remember the Carlyle!

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/8/2020

EJI drop the masks of indifference and finally say what’s been bubbling up since Izzy made a run for the border six months ago.

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Also, I Hate You.
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7.38
63 votes

#18 - Also, I Hate You.

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/8/2020

Emma and Jack have planned a romantic night away at a hotel, and Izzy doesn’t care. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. And shut up.

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A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy
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7.40
81 votes

#19 - A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/28/2019

Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences, forcing EJI to confront issues they've all been desperately ducking.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet
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7.44
116 votes

#20 - Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/15/2018

Jack and Emma pressure Izzy to give Seattle a chance, and she volleys back an ultimatum. As Carmen's dreams come true, the Amaris come to a stunning resolution to their career/childcare dilemma. Nina is stuck between a Shaun and an Andy place.

Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me
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7.47
112 votes

#21 - Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2018

Jack and Ben finally meet but Jack's got a more pressing issue on his mind. Emma tries to apologize to Izzy but it falls on deaf ears. Carmen and Hannah plan a magazine launch party. Izzy tries to reconnect Sasha with her grandmother.

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Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats
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7.49
123 votes

#22 - Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/2018

Reeling from a huge mistake, Emma seeks solace in Carmen. Izzy tries to focus on completing her doctorate by volunteering at a Homeless Youth Center. Jack decides the time is right for a deeper commitment to his relationship with Izzy.

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The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice
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7.50
124 votes

#23 - The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2018

Nina's emerging feelings for Shaun are complicated when Andy pops back up with one hell of a story. Ben plants seeds of doubt about how Izzy could fit into the Trakarskys' new life.

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Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!
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7.52
94 votes

#24 - Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/7/2019

EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland's resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected... but not that they'd be "outed" for doing poly all wrong.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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I'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach
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7.53
86 votes

#25 - I'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/4/2019

Izzy tries to friend zone Nathan once and for all. Jack and his mom finally have their showdown.

Directors: Jem Garrard
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