The WORST episodes of You Me Her
Every episode of You Me Her ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of You Me Her!
An unusual, real-world romance involving relatable people, with one catch—there are three of them! You Me Her infuses the sensibilities of a smart, grounded indie rom-com with a distinctive twist: one of the two parties just happens to be a suburban married couple.
#1 - Oh, Mama!
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/8/2020
After Izzy’s verbal castration and hard no to their apology, you think Emma and Jack would just pack up and leave? Think again.
#2 - Dickless in Seattle
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2018
Four months later, Emma’s still in Seattle, climbing her way to the top of the Pinnacle ladder alongside an old flame rekindled. Jack and Izzy settle into blissful monogamy in their newly finished loft. The upcoming divorce mediation and an uncomfortable reunion hangs over all of them. Carmen and new neighbor Hannah start a lifestyle magazine.
#3 - Going Deep Dish
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/8/2020
Nina comforts Izzy while Emma and Jack get life-altering news from Dave.
#4 - Break It like You Mean It
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2020
EJI agrees to “take a beat,” not make any rash decisions. But when Nina finds out, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
#5 - The Stages of (Breakup) Grief
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/8/2020
Izzy returns to Portland to find that life continued on without her.
#6 - Say Something. Say Anything.
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/8/2020
Emma and Jack have one last trick up their sleeves to win Izzy back. Time to go big.
#7 - Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/14/2019
EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appreciate "Marigold 142" quite as much as our throuple.
#8 - I Said Make Up
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/27/2018
Jack and Emma are forced to spend an afternoon together divvying up their stuff. Someone very important from Izzy's past shows up at precisely the wrong time. With Shaun's help, Nina turns her vitriol towards Andy into an inventive doctoral thesis.
#9 - That's So Stupid and I'm Definitely Not Crying
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/30/2019
Emma's been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong! Gabe blows Emma and Izzy's mind by revealing a family secret they absolutely cannot repeat to Jack.
#10 - Squonk Happens
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2020
EJI succumb to The First Stage of Breakup Grief, the dreaded “I Want My Shit Back.”
#11 - The Deaf Leading the Blind Leading the Stupid
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/23/2019
The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't they seem to pull the trigger even while Emma is busy taking over the neighborhood?
#12 - Inconceivable!
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/2018
Emma hides two very big secrets from Kylie. Izzy's father Ben wants to be part of her life again. Pulling his weight on the childcare front turns out harder than Dave imagined. Jack wonders if Izzy has cooled on both marriage and motherhood.
#13 - Dr. Feelgood’s Magic Tea
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/8/2020
When Lala and Ben unwittingly give everyone Saharan Truth Serum, the party really gets started.
#14 - Remember the Carlyle!
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/8/2020
EJI drop the masks of indifference and finally say what’s been bubbling up since Izzy made a run for the border six months ago.
#15 - Also, I Hate You.
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/8/2020
Emma and Jack have planned a romantic night away at a hotel, and Izzy doesn’t care. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. And shut up.
#16 - Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/21/2019
The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky mess. Meanwhile, Emma and Jack confront Lala at her own game, neighborhood politics.
#17 - The Saddest Clown Show Ever
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/16/2019
Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor job. Emma tries to start her architectural empire from home, but can't keep from spying on the exciting new neighbors.
#18 - Who We Are...and Who We Aren't
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/11/2019
Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally bind them together as a family... unless someone or something changes their minds.
#19 - A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/28/2019
Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences, forcing EJI to confront issues they've all been desperately ducking.
#20 - Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/15/2018
Jack and Emma pressure Izzy to give Seattle a chance, and she volleys back an ultimatum. As Carmen's dreams come true, the Amaris come to a stunning resolution to their career/childcare dilemma. Nina is stuck between a Shaun and an Andy place.
#21 - Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2018
Jack and Ben finally meet but Jack's got a more pressing issue on his mind. Emma tries to apologize to Izzy but it falls on deaf ears. Carmen and Hannah plan a magazine launch party. Izzy tries to reconnect Sasha with her grandmother.
#22 - Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/2018
Reeling from a huge mistake, Emma seeks solace in Carmen. Izzy tries to focus on completing her doctorate by volunteering at a Homeless Youth Center. Jack decides the time is right for a deeper commitment to his relationship with Izzy.
#23 - The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2018
Nina's emerging feelings for Shaun are complicated when Andy pops back up with one hell of a story. Ben plants seeds of doubt about how Izzy could fit into the Trakarskys' new life.
#24 - Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/7/2019
EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland's resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected... but not that they'd be "outed" for doing poly all wrong.
#25 - I'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/4/2019
Izzy tries to friend zone Nathan once and for all. Jack and his mom finally have their showdown.