The BEST Episodes of Married

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what was like before kids, debt, and suburbia rained on their romance -- but every once in a while, in between the arguments about their declining sex life and who's driving carpool, they are reminded what drew them together in the first place -- they're best friends. The show also features Russ and Lina's friend AJ who is recently divorced and pretending he's over his wife, and their other friend Jess who is married to a much older man who can't keep up with her.

#1 - Pimps

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 13, 2015

Russ and Lina go to extreme lengths for a family vacation.

8.06

124 votes

Directors: Nisha Ganatra

Writers: Samantha McIntyre

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#2 - The Cruise

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 27, 2015

Lina helps Russ manage his relationship with his mother.

8.02

121 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Daisy Gardner

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#3 - Mother's Day

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 3, 2015

Lina bails on her Mother's Day brunch.

8.01

132 votes

Directors: Andrew Gurland

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Daisy Gardner

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#4 - Murder!

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 20, 2015

Lina and Russ play hooky from work to investigate the man living in their guest house.

7.97

127 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: BJ Porter

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#5 - The Playdate

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 14, 2014

Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

7.89

222 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Jennifer Joyce

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#6 - Invisible Man

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 21, 2014

Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

7.85

244 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Dan O'Keefe

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#7 - Uncool

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 7, 2014

An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

7.84

226 votes

Directors: Adam Davidson

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Sam Sklaver

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#8 - Family Day

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 18, 2014

When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

7.74

223 votes

Directors: Andrew Gurland

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Daisy Gardner

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#9 - Waffles & Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 28, 2014

AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

7.74

230 votes

Directors: Huck Botko

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Salamo Levin

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#10 - The Waiter

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Oct 1, 2015

Russ and his assistant start to get too close; Lina and AJ work together on a children's play about the dangers of addiction.

7.57

93 votes

Directors: Andrew Gurland

Writers: Samantha McIntyre

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#11 - Guardians

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 10, 2015

Russ and Lina try to figure out who gets the kids if they die.

7.54

90 votes

Directors: Nisha Ganatra

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Daisy Gardner

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#12 - Aftershocks

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 23, 2015

Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

7.53

142 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Samantha McIntyre

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#13 - Halloween

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 11, 2014

Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

7.53

254 votes

Directors: Huck Botko

Writers: Dan O'Keefe

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#14 - Koreatown

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 6, 2015

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

7.46

106 votes

Directors: Nisha Ganatra

Writers: Laura Moses, Michelle Gurland

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#15 - The Sandwich

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 30, 2015

Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

7.46

143 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Ari Posner

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#16 - The Getaway

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 31, 2014

Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

7.45

271 votes

Directors: Jesse Peretz

Writers: Kevin Napier

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#17 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 17, 2014

Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

7.38

370 votes

Directors: Andrew Gurland

Writers: Andrew Gurland

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#18 - Gymnastics

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Oct 1, 2015

Russ and Lina bump into Russ's old flame at a gymnastics meet.

7.36

98 votes

Directors: Jay Karas

Writers: Dan O'Keefe

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#19 - Thanksgiving

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 16, 2015

Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

7.34

119 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Daisy Gardner

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#20 - The Old Date

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 4, 2014

Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

7.32

231 votes

Directors: Huck Botko

Writers: Daisy Gardner

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#21 - The Shower

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 24, 2014

AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

7.26

303 votes

Directors: Jesse Peretz

Writers: Andrew Gurland, Salamo Levin

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#22 - 1997

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 17, 2015

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

7.26

93 votes

Directors: Jamie Babbitt

Writers: Kevin Napier

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#23 - Triggers

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Sep 24, 2015

AJ ropes Russ into working on a children's book; Lina butts heads with Abby's ex.

7.24

85 votes

Directors: Jay Karas

Writers: Kevin Napier, Salamo Levin

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