The Best Episodes of Married

Last Updated: Nov 20, 2018

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what was like before kids, debt, and suburbia rained on their romance -- but every once in a while, in between the arguments about their declining sex life and who's driving carpool, they are reminded what drew them together in the first place -- they're best friends. The show also features Russ and Lina's friend AJ who is recently divorced and pretending he's over his wife, and their other friend Jess who is married to a much older man who can't keep up with her.

Halloween

#1 - Halloween

Season 1 - Episode 9

Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

star 7.70
110 votes
Directors: Huck Botko
Writers: Dan O'Keefe
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The Waiter

#2 - The Waiter

Season 2 - Episode 13

Russ and his assistant start to get too close; Lina and AJ work together on a children's play about the dangers of addiction.

star 7.60
90 votes
Directors: Andrew Gurland
Writers: Samantha McIntyre
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The Getaway

#3 - The Getaway

Season 1 - Episode 3

Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

star 7.56
155 votes
Directors: Jesse Peretz
Writers: Kevin Napier
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Guardians

#4 - Guardians

Season 2 - Episode 9

Russ and Lina try to figure out who gets the kids if they die.

star 7.56
88 votes
Directors: Nisha Ganatra
Writers: Andrew Gurland, Daisy Gardner
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Waffles & Pizza

#5 - Waffles & Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 7

AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

star 7.51
113 votes
Directors: Huck Botko
Writers: Salamo Levin, Andrew Gurland
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Family Day

#6 - Family Day

Season 1 - Episode 10

When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

star 7.51
108 votes
Directors: Andrew Gurland
Writers: Daisy Gardner, Andrew Gurland
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Pimps

#7 - Pimps

Season 2 - Episode 5

Russ and Lina go to extreme lengths for a family vacation.

star 7.50
96 votes
Directors: Nisha Ganatra
Writers: Samantha McIntyre
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Invisible Man

#8 - Invisible Man

Season 1 - Episode 6

Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

star 7.47
126 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Dan O'Keefe
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Koreatown

#9 - Koreatown

Season 2 - Episode 4

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

star 7.45
103 votes
Directors: Nisha Ganatra
Writers: Michelle Gurland, Laura Moses
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Mother's Day

#10 - Mother's Day

Season 2 - Episode 8

Lina bails on her Mother's Day brunch.

star 7.45
101 votes
Directors: Andrew Gurland
Writers: Andrew Gurland, Daisy Gardner
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Murder!

#11 - Murder!

Season 2 - Episode 6

Lina and Russ play hooky from work to investigate the man living in their guest house.

star 7.41
97 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: BJ Porter
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The Playdate

#12 - The Playdate

Season 1 - Episode 5

Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

star 7.40
134 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Jennifer Joyce
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Aftershocks

#13 - Aftershocks

Season 2 - Episode 2

Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

star 7.40
109 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Samantha McIntyre
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The Cruise

#14 - The Cruise

Season 2 - Episode 7

Lina helps Russ manage his relationship with his mother.

star 7.40
91 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Daisy Gardner
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The Old Date

#15 - The Old Date

Season 1 - Episode 8

Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

star 7.36
115 votes
Directors: Huck Botko
Writers: Daisy Gardner
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Gymnastics

#16 - Gymnastics

Season 2 - Episode 12

Russ and Lina bump into Russ's old flame at a gymnastics meet.

star 7.35
97 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Dan O'Keefe
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Uncool

#17 - Uncool

Season 1 - Episode 4

An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

star 7.34
138 votes
Directors: Adam Davidson
Writers: Sam Sklaver, Andrew Gurland
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Thanksgiving

#18 - Thanksgiving

Season 2 - Episode 1

Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

star 7.31
116 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Daisy Gardner
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1997

#19 - 1997

Season 2 - Episode 10

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

star 7.26
91 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Kevin Napier
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Triggers

#20 - Triggers

Season 2 - Episode 11

AJ ropes Russ into working on a children's book; Lina butts heads with Abby's ex.

star 7.25
83 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Kevin Napier, Salamo Levin
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The Shower

#21 - The Shower

Season 1 - Episode 2

AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

star 7.13
186 votes
Directors: Jesse Peretz
Writers: Andrew Gurland, Salamo Levin
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Pilot

#22 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1

Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

star 7.12
250 votes
Directors: Andrew Gurland
Writers: Andrew Gurland
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The Sandwich

#23 - The Sandwich

Season 2 - Episode 3

Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

star 7.11
110 votes
Directors: Jamie Babbit
Writers: Ari Posner
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