The BEST episodes of Married
Every episode of Married ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married!
Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what was like before kids, debt, and suburbia rained on their romance -- but every once in a while, in between the arguments about their declining sex life and who's driving carpool, they are reminded what drew them together in the first place -- they're best friends. The show also features Russ and Lina's friend AJ who is recently divorced and pretending he's over his wife, and their other friend Jess who is married to a much older man who can't keep up with her.
#1 - Pimps
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/13/2015
Russ and Lina go to extreme lengths for a family vacation.
#2 - Mother's Day
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/3/2015
Lina bails on her Mother's Day brunch.
#3 - The Cruise
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/27/2015
Lina helps Russ manage his relationship with his mother.
#4 - Murder!
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/20/2015
Lina and Russ play hooky from work to investigate the man living in their guest house.
#5 - The Playdate
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2014
Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.
#6 - Invisible Man
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2014
Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.
#7 - Uncool
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/7/2014
An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.
#8 - Family Day
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/18/2014
When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.
#9 - Waffles & Pizza
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2014
AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.
#10 - The Waiter
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/1/2015
Russ and his assistant start to get too close; Lina and AJ work together on a children's play about the dangers of addiction.
#11 - Halloween
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/11/2014
Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.
#12 - Aftershocks
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/23/2015
Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.
#13 - Guardians
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/10/2015
Russ and Lina try to figure out who gets the kids if they die.
#14 - The Getaway
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/31/2014
Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.
#15 - The Sandwich
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/30/2015
Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.
#16 - Koreatown
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2015
Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.
#17 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2014
Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.
#19 - Thanksgiving
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/16/2015
Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.
#20 - The Old Date
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2014
Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.
#21 - The Shower
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/24/2014
AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.
#22 - 1997
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/17/2015
Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.
Want to see the rest of the rankings?
Episode Ninja is a small business run by one person.
Pro memberships help fund servers and new feature development!