The WORST episodes of The Trap Door

Every episode of The Trap Door ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Trap Door!

Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk, the overworked servant of The Thing Upstairs. But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath The Trap Door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out...

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Not Very Nice
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5.33
3 votes

#1 - Not Very Nice

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/19/1990

One of the Thing Upstairs' eyeballs falls down the trap door and Berk has to go after it.

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Breakfast Time
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6.86
58 votes

#2 - Breakfast Time

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/6/1986

Berk is busy preparing his master's breakfast - from worms and other vile concoctions, when a strange yellow creature comes out of the trap door in the kitchen floor and eats the breakfast, closely followed by a large Big Red Thing which chases Berk until Berk hides behind a mirror - the ugly monster gets a nasty shock and retreats down the trap door. Prompted by his master's demands for breakfast, Berk takes the yellow creature, which has eaten everything and fallen asleep, and feeds it to his master as Chef's Special...

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Junk Food
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7.00
2 votes

#3 - Junk Food

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/27/1986

Rogg returns and eats all the garbage; he then causes trouble by going up in the lift to the Thing Upstairs's room.

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Food for Thort
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7.00
7 votes

#4 - Food for Thort

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1986

Berk is instructed to go and see to the garden. He goes out to feed the plants, especially Thort, his master's favourite vegetable. Returning to the kitchen he opens the trap door to get some worms for dinner, but a swarm of large bees come out and sting him. Berk runs out to the garden followed by the bees, who are eaten by Thort. When the Thing Upstairs shouts for food, Berk suggests a salad ...

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The Dose
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7.00
2 votes

#5 - The Dose

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/1986

The Thing Upstairs has a cold, so Berk makes him some of his special medicine. Meanwhile, a 'horrible green gobby lump' comes out of the trap door and drinks all the medicine, with strange results. As Berk drags the little green thing back to the trap door, he finds the creature's mum has come out too - a large yellow lump. Berk, Boni and Drutt all end up with colds.

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The Thingy
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7.00
2 votes

#6 - The Thingy

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/17/1986

Berk is trying to nail the trap door down, but it's no good - a large peculiar looking Thingy comes popping up and changes Berk, Boni and Drutt into all sorts of different shapes, before eventually disappearing again, leaving them back to normal.

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Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
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7.00
2 votes

#7 - Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/20/1986

Berk goes to sleep but something horrid emerges from the Trap Door and kidnaps Boni. Berk goes down to rescue him. This is one of two episodes which is revealed to be a dream at the end, the other being "Moany Boni".

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Don't Open That Trap Door
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7.00
2 votes

#8 - Don't Open That Trap Door

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/24/1986

Whilst cleaning out his cupboard Berk finds an old radio and all the monsters (past and future) emerge from the trap door to dance to the theme tune. This episode acts as more of a music video of the series.

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Yechh!
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7.00
2 votes

#9 - Yechh!

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/28/1986

Something horrible escapes and lays its eggs. Little things hatch quickly only to pop almost immediately, causing havoc for poor Berk.

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Vile Pile
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7.00
3 votes

#10 - Vile Pile

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/5/1986

All the rubbish Berk keeps throwing down the trap door comes to life and starts spitting slime at him.

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Oh Globbits
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7.00
2 votes

#11 - Oh Globbits

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/28/1990

After Berk bungs up a burst water pipe with a worm (though the worm works itself free), he has to get rid of a giant green flying sponge that came out of the trap door.

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The Horrible Thing
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7.00
2 votes

#12 - The Horrible Thing

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/12/1990

Berk, Boni and Drutt play Hide and Seek while the Thing Upstairs is on holiday, until a horrible custardy yellow monster comes up through the trap door and interrupts.

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Nasty Beasty
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7.00
1 votes

#13 - Nasty Beasty

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/14/1990

It is the middle of winter and Berk has to mend the Thing Upstairs's heater. Rogg comes up from the trap door with a green fuzzy thing stuck to him. This is the last time that the Thing Upstairs is heard, with the following episode being the last time he is actually referred to.

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What a Weirdo
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7.00
1 votes

#14 - What a Weirdo

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/21/1990

A pink worm-like thing comes up from the trap door and eats Boni, Drutt's babies, the Thing Upstairs' dinner, and Drutt (in that order). Only Berk can rescue his friends and save the day.

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The Big Red Thing
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7.00
1 votes

#15 - The Big Red Thing

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/28/1990

The series finale. The red thing from episode one returns to cause chaos, and Rogg chases it into the swamps and confronts it.

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The Big Thing
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7.03
33 votes

#16 - The Big Thing

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/14/1986

Boni is bored, but Berk doesn't have time to talk to him. Then Rogg appears from the trap door and takes Boni out 'to play' on top of the castle ramparts. Boni talks and talks and bores Rogg until he falls off the castle on top of Berk, who has come in search of Boni. Boni is left talking to himself...

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The Stupid Thing
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7.50
2 votes

#17 - The Stupid Thing

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/16/1990

While Berk is giving the Thing Upstairs a slime bath, Drutt mistakenly pulls up a dinosaur-like thing from the trap door.

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The Splund
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7.50
2 votes

#18 - The Splund

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/7/1990

The "Splund" of the title comes out of the trap door and teases Boni and Drutt, while Berk is sewing the Thing Upstairs' pyjamas.

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The Lump
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7.50
2 votes

#19 - The Lump

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/30/1990

There is a rotten smell in the castle cellar and Berk investigates, he finds the source of the smell; something pink and smelly came out from the trap door. Rogg comes up and tells Berk, Boni and Drutt that it is a "Lump", and it proceeds to make lots of noise.

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Boo!
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7.50
2 votes

#20 - Boo!

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/23/1990

Berk throws rubbish down the trap door, filling it up to the top, but this summons ghosts that Berk thinks are after him.

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Birthday Surprise
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7.50
2 votes

#21 - Birthday Surprise

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/9/1990

Berk bakes a birthday cake for Boni but Drutt has a surprise of his own.

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Yum Yum
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7.50
2 votes

#22 - Yum Yum

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/2/1990

Berk loses patience with Drutt and throws him down the trap door, but he eventually decides to get him back by fishing him out. Unfortunately, Berk fishes out a red horrible thing that looks cute but, as Boni finds out, is actually anything but.

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Moany Boni
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7.50
2 votes

#23 - Moany Boni

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/5/1990

A purple, devil-like horrible thing with supernatural powers comes up from the trap door and starts casting annoying spells on everyone. Boni gets a body (and starts making goat noises), Berk changes orange, then red, then grows large, and Drutt continuously changes colour (green, yellow, and blue).

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Scunge
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7.50
2 votes

#24 - Scunge

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/1990

Bubo (in his final appearance in the programme) comes up from the trap door once again and starts a scunge fight.

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The Little Thing
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7.50
2 votes

#25 - The Little Thing

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/23/1986

A noisy little thing has escaped and Berk must catch it before it wakes the Thing Upstairs.

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