The BEST Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Aug 11, 2019
The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).
#1 - Batteries
Season 1 - Episode 6
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
8.16 
#2 - Not Without My Daughter
Season 1 - Episode 4
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
7.83 
#3 - Face Wars
Season 2 - Episode 3
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
7.81 
#4 - Officer Jay
Season 1 - Episode 1
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
7.79 
#5 - Smellin' of Troy
Season 3 - Episode 5
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
7.74 
#6 - Ah, Men
Season 2 - Episode 5
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
7.65 
#7 - A Fairly Attractive Mind
Season 3 - Episode 6
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
7.63 
#8 - Muffin' Man
Season 1 - Episode 5
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
7.60 
#9 - Pee
Season 2 - Episode 11
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
7.58 
#10 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
Season 2 - Episode 13
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
7.57 
#11 - High, It's Sarah
Season 2 - Episode 7
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
7.54 
#12 - Wowschwitz
Season 3 - Episode 10
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
7.53 
#13 - Humanitarian of the Year
Season 1 - Episode 2
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
7.50 
#14 - Patriot Tact
Season 2 - Episode 10
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
7.50 
#15 - A Slip Slope
Season 3 - Episode 3
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
7.48 
#16 - Songs in the Key of Yuck
Season 3 - Episode 7
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
7.39 
#17 - Joan of Arf
Season 2 - Episode 2
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
7.28 
#18 - Kangamangus
Season 2 - Episode 15
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
7.25 
#19 - Bored of the Rings
Season 2 - Episode 1
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
7.24 
#20 - The Mongolian Beef
Season 2 - Episode 8
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
7.23 
#21 - Positively Negative
Season 1 - Episode 3
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
7.21 
#22 - Maid to Border
Season 2 - Episode 6
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
7.19 
#23 - The Proof Is in the Penis
Season 3 - Episode 1
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
7.16 
#24 - There's No Place Like Homeless
Season 2 - Episode 12
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
7.09 
#25 - Nightmayor
Season 3 - Episode 4
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
7.08