The BEST Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jun 7, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).

Pee

#1 - Pee

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 30, 2008

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

star 9.15
39 votes
Officer Jay

#2 - Officer Jay

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 1, 2007

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

star 8.34
123 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers:
High, It's Sarah

#3 - High, It's Sarah

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 8, 2008

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

star 8.28
68 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writers: Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi
Humanitarian of the Year

#4 - Humanitarian of the Year

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 8, 2007

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

star 8.06
162 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers:
Batteries

#5 - Batteries

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 7, 2007

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

star 8.03
72 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Sarah Silverman
Patriot Tact

#6 - Patriot Tact

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 23, 2008

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

star 7.84
37 votes
Directors: Dan Sterling
Writers: Eric Schaar
I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

#7 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Nov 20, 2008

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

star 7.70
37 votes
Joan of Arf

#8 - Joan of Arf

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 10, 2007

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

star 7.70
46 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writers:
Making New Friends

#9 - Making New Friends

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 16, 2008

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

star 7.68
38 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writers: Eric Schaar
Positively Negative

#10 - Positively Negative

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 15, 2007

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

star 7.66
136 votes
Directors: Steven Tsuchida
Writers:
Bored of the Rings

#11 - Bored of the Rings

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 3, 2007

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

star 7.63
49 votes
Muffin' Man

#12 - Muffin' Man

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 1, 2007

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

star 7.36
102 votes
Directors: Steven Tsuchida
Writers:
Smellin' of Troy

#13 - Smellin' of Troy

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 11, 2010

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

star 7.29
93 votes
A Fairly Attractive Mind

#14 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 19, 2010

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

star 7.27
91 votes
A Slip Slope

#15 - A Slip Slope

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 18, 2010

Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

star 7.26
119 votes
Not Without My Daughter

#16 - Not Without My Daughter

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 22, 2007

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

star 7.26
77 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers:
Songs in the Key of Yuck

#17 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 26, 2010

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

star 7.25
95 votes
Ah, Men

#18 - Ah, Men

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 31, 2007

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

star 7.10
99 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers:
Wowschwitz

#19 - Wowschwitz

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 16, 2010

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

star 7.02
95 votes
Face Wars

#20 - Face Wars

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 17, 2007

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

star 6.87
76 votes
Directors: Liam Lynch
Writers: Dan Sterling
Kangamangus

#21 - Kangamangus

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Dec 4, 2008

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

star 6.65
65 votes
Doody

#22 - Doody

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 24, 2007

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

star 6.60
73 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers:
Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

#23 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 13, 2008

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

star 6.54
41 votes
Nightmayor

#24 - Nightmayor

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 25, 2010

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

star 6.52
118 votes
The Mongolian Beef

#25 - The Mongolian Beef

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 9, 2008

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

star 6.43
42 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Dan Sterling