The BEST episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program
Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program!
The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).
#1 - Pee
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/30/2008
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
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#2 - High, It's Sarah
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2008
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
#3 - Officer Jay
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
#4 - Humanitarian of the Year
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
#5 - Batteries
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/7/2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
#6 - Patriot Tact
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/23/2008
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
#7 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
#8 - Joan of Arf
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
#9 - Making New Friends
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
#10 - Positively Negative
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2007
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
#12 - Muffin' Man
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
#13 - Smellin' of Troy
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/2010
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
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#14 - A Slip Slope
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010
Sarah sues the film "Home Alone" for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
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#15 - Not Without My Daughter
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
#16 - A Fairly Attractive Mind
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/2010
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
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#17 - Songs in the Key of Yuck
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2010
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
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#18 - Ah, Men
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
#19 - Wowschwitz
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
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#20 - Face Wars
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
#21 - Kangamangus
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/4/2008
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
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#22 - Doodie
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
#23 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2008
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
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#24 - Nightmayor
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
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#25 - The Mongolian Beef
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/9/2008
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
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