The BEST Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jan 9, 2020
Network: Comedy Central
The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).
#1 - Pee
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 30, 2008
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
9.24 
#2 - Officer Jay
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 1, 2007
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
8.36 
#3 - High, It's Sarah
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 8, 2008
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
8.31 
#4 - Humanitarian of the Year
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 8, 2007
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
8.06 
#5 - Batteries
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 7, 2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
8.04 
#6 - Patriot Tact
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 23, 2008
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
7.86 
#7 - Making New Friends
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 16, 2008
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
7.73 
#8 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Nov 20, 2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
7.72 
#9 - Joan of Arf
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 10, 2007
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
7.71 
#10 - Positively Negative
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 15, 2007
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
7.68 
#11 - Bored of the Rings
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 3, 2007
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
7.67 
#12 - Muffin' Man
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 1, 2007
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
7.37 
#13 - Smellin' of Troy
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 11, 2010
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
7.36 
#14 - A Fairly Attractive Mind
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 19, 2010
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
7.34 
#15 - A Slip Slope
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 18, 2010
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
7.32 
#16 - Songs in the Key of Yuck
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 26, 2010
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
7.32 
#17 - Not Without My Daughter
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 22, 2007
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
7.26 
#18 - Ah, Men
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 31, 2007
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
7.11 
#19 - Wowschwitz
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 16, 2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
7.00 
#20 - Face Wars
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 17, 2007
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
6.87 
#21 - Kangamangus
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Dec 4, 2008
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
6.64 
#22 - Doody
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 24, 2007
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
6.61 
#23 - Nightmayor
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 25, 2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
6.56 
#24 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 13, 2008
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
6.55 
#25 - The Proof Is in the Penis
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 4, 2010
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
6.44