The BEST Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 8, 2019

Network: Comedy Central

The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).


#1 - Pee

Season 2 - Episode 11

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

star 9.24
38 votes
Officer Jay

#2 - Officer Jay

Season 1 - Episode 1

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

star 8.36
121 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
High, It's Sarah

#3 - High, It's Sarah

Season 2 - Episode 7

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

star 8.31
67 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writers: Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi
Humanitarian of the Year

#4 - Humanitarian of the Year

Season 1 - Episode 2

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

star 8.06
161 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab

#5 - Batteries

Season 1 - Episode 6

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

star 8.04
71 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Sarah Silverman
Patriot Tact

#6 - Patriot Tact

Season 2 - Episode 10

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

star 7.86
36 votes
Directors: Dan Sterling
Writers: Eric Schaar
Making New Friends

#7 - Making New Friends

Season 2 - Episode 9

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

star 7.73
37 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writers: Eric Schaar
I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

#8 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Season 2 - Episode 14

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

star 7.72
36 votes
Joan of Arf

#9 - Joan of Arf

Season 2 - Episode 2

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

star 7.71
45 votes
Directors: Wayne McClammy
Positively Negative

#10 - Positively Negative

Season 1 - Episode 3

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

star 7.67
134 votes
Directors: Steven Tsuchida
Bored of the Rings

#11 - Bored of the Rings

Season 2 - Episode 1

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

star 7.67
48 votes
Muffin' Man

#12 - Muffin' Man

Season 1 - Episode 5

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

star 7.37
101 votes
Directors: Steven Tsuchida
Smellin' of Troy

#13 - Smellin' of Troy

Season 3 - Episode 5

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

star 7.36
90 votes
A Fairly Attractive Mind

#14 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

Season 3 - Episode 6

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

star 7.34
89 votes
A Slip Slope

#15 - A Slip Slope

Season 3 - Episode 3

Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

star 7.32
117 votes
Songs in the Key of Yuck

#16 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

Season 3 - Episode 7

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

star 7.32
93 votes
Not Without My Daughter

#17 - Not Without My Daughter

Season 1 - Episode 4

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

star 7.25
75 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Ah, Men

#18 - Ah, Men

Season 2 - Episode 5

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

star 7.11
98 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab

#19 - Wowschwitz

Season 3 - Episode 10

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

star 7.09
93 votes
Face Wars

#20 - Face Wars

Season 2 - Episode 3

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

star 6.87
75 votes
Directors: Liam Lynch
Writers: Dan Sterling

#21 - Kangamangus

Season 2 - Episode 15

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

star 6.64
64 votes

#22 - Doody

Season 2 - Episode 4

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

star 6.61
72 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab

#23 - Nightmayor

Season 3 - Episode 4

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

star 6.56
116 votes
Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

#24 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

Season 2 - Episode 13

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

star 6.55
40 votes
The Proof Is in the Penis

#25 - The Proof Is in the Penis

Season 3 - Episode 1

In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

star 6.44
124 votes