The Sarah Silverman Program

The BEST episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program!

The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).

Last Updated: 6/1/2022Network: Comedy Central
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Pee
star
9.15
39 votes

#1 - Pee

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/30/2008

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

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High, It's Sarah
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8.28
68 votes

#2 - High, It's Sarah

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2008

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

Directors: Wayne McClammy
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Officer Jay
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8.26
127 votes

#3 - Officer Jay

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Humanitarian of the Year
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8.04
164 votes

#4 - Humanitarian of the Year

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Batteries
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8.03
72 votes

#5 - Batteries

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/7/2007

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Patriot Tact
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7.84
37 votes

#6 - Patriot Tact

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/23/2008

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

Directors: Dan Sterling
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I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
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7.70
37 votes

#7 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

Joan of Arf
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7.70
46 votes

#8 - Joan of Arf

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

Directors: Wayne McClammy
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Making New Friends
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7.67
39 votes

#9 - Making New Friends

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

Directors: Wayne McClammy
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Positively Negative
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7.66
137 votes

#10 - Positively Negative

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2007

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

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Bored of the Rings
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7.60
50 votes

#11 - Bored of the Rings

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2007

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

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Muffin' Man
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7.33
103 votes

#12 - Muffin' Man

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

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Smellin' of Troy
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7.28
94 votes

#13 - Smellin' of Troy

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/2010

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

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A Slip Slope
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7.26
120 votes

#14 - A Slip Slope

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010

Sarah sues the film "Home Alone" for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

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Not Without My Daughter
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7.26
77 votes

#15 - Not Without My Daughter

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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A Fairly Attractive Mind
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7.25
93 votes

#16 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/2010

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

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Songs in the Key of Yuck
star
7.23
96 votes

#17 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2010

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

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Ah, Men
star
7.10
99 votes

#18 - Ah, Men

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Wowschwitz
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7.01
96 votes

#19 - Wowschwitz

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2010

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

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Face Wars
star
6.87
76 votes

#20 - Face Wars

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

Directors: Liam Lynch
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Kangamangus
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6.65
65 votes

#21 - Kangamangus

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/4/2008

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

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Doodie
star
6.60
73 votes

#22 - Doodie

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
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6.54
41 votes

#23 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2008

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

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Nightmayor
star
6.51
119 votes

#24 - Nightmayor

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2010

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

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The Mongolian Beef
star
6.43
42 votes

#25 - The Mongolian Beef

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/9/2008

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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