The BEST episodes written by Dan Fybel

High, It's Sarah
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8.21
71 votes

#1 - High, It's Sarah

The Sarah Silverman Program - Season 2 - Episode 7

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

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Ear-sy Rider
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7.89
1475 votes

#2 - Ear-sy Rider

Bob's Burgers - Season 3 - Episode 1

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

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Bob Day Afternoon
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7.72
1366 votes

#3 - Bob Day Afternoon

Bob's Burgers - Season 2 - Episode 2

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob’s Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.

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Can't Buy Me Math
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7.70
980 votes

#4 - Can't Buy Me Math

Bob's Burgers - Season 5 - Episode 11

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

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Uncle Teddy
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7.70
927 votes

#5 - Uncle Teddy

Bob's Burgers - Season 4 - Episode 14

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway (at a Burger Convention), they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. While the 'rents are away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of "Uncle Teddy" and does so by putting Tina's crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for – gasp – free burgers! Hijinks ensue.

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Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street
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7.69
561 votes

#6 - Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street

Bob's Burgers - Season 9 - Episode 4

The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Teddy decorates the restaurant to compete with another handyman on the street, but gets a little carried away.

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Housetrap
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7.68
916 votes

#7 - Housetrap

Bob's Burgers - Season 5 - Episode 19

In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. The storm is the least of their worries, however, when they are forced to take shelter with the mysterious owner of the home.

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The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
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7.67
733 votes

#8 - The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets

Bob's Burgers - Season 8 - Episode 10

When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma's birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

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Mom, Lies, and Videotapes
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7.67
1088 votes

#9 - Mom, Lies, and Videotapes

Bob's Burgers - Season 7 - Episode 20

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother’s Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a reimagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. Will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

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Sea Me Now
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7.67
1456 votes

#10 - Sea Me Now

Bob's Burgers - Season 7 - Episode 2

Teddy organizes a day trip on his newly refurbished boat in an effort to impress his ex-wife, Denise. Meanwhile, Tina attempts to show that she is responsible enough for a cell phone by taking care of Bob’s prized eraser from the restaurant. Can both Teddy and Tina prove themselves?

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Torpedo
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7.66
1412 votes

#11 - Torpedo

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 - Episode 13

Bob's hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.

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Don't Stop Be-Cheesin
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7.66
162 votes

#12 - Don't Stop Be-Cheesin

Bob's Burgers - Season 15 - Episode 5

Louise trains Tina to be the last student standing during an all-out cheese throwing battle against the other eighth graders. Meanwhile, Bob and Teddy teach Linda how to successfully eavesdrop on customers' conversations without getting caught.

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Aquaticism
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7.66
1154 votes

#13 - Aquaticism

Bob's Burgers - Season 7 - Episode 14

When Tina learns that the aquarium is in danger of closing, the Belcher children devise a scheme to keep it running. Meanwhile, Bob realizes that he could learn a thing or two from Linda's customer service skills.

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My Fuzzy Valentine
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7.64
1097 votes

#14 - My Fuzzy Valentine

Bob's Burgers - Season 3 - Episode 13

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

Seaplane!
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7.62
1152 votes

#15 - Seaplane!

Bob's Burgers - Season 4 - Episode 3

Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt" the most charming pilot in the air.

A River Runs Through Bob
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7.62
1282 votes

#16 - A River Runs Through Bob

Bob's Burgers - Season 4 - Episode 1

Bob, Linda and the kids go on a camping adventure and face the perils of nature...and Bob's intestines. Braving wild river rapids, eager squirrels and parent/child separation, the Belchers prove they are worth their mettle.

Dream a Little Bob of Bob
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7.61
430 votes

#17 - Dream a Little Bob of Bob

Bob's Burgers - Season 11 - Episode 1

Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lockbox key; Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do -- but her.

The Helen Hunt
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7.60
509 votes

#18 - The Helen Hunt

Bob's Burgers - Season 9 - Episode 12

The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.

Nice-Capades
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7.57
1139 votes

#19 - Nice-Capades

Bob's Burgers - Season 6 - Episode 5

When a grumpy mall Santa threatens the kids with the dreaded Naughty List, Gene, Tina and Louise decide to put on a musical performance spectacular to earn their spot on the Nice List. Can they change Santa’s mind in time to save their Christmas?

Mummy's Boy
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7.57
7 votes

#20 - Mummy's Boy

Phil of the Future - Season 2 - Episode 9

Phil replaces Curtis as field trip chaperone when Mr. Hackett is too ill to escort their class to the museum. Phil locates a part from the time machine during a class trip to the museum.

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Friends with Burger-fits
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7.56
1091 votes

#21 - Friends with Burger-fits

Bob's Burgers - Season 5 - Episode 3

Bob becomes Teddy’s workout buddy after finding out his burgers contributed to Teddy’s bad health. The two enroll in a stuntman boot camp where their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, the kids make an ice rink in the freezer, with Linda running their underground ice wrestling league.

Ancient Misbehavin
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7.52
293 votes

#22 - Ancient Misbehavin

Bob's Burgers - Season 12 - Episode 15

After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice. Meanwhile, Bob gets a room of his own.

Comet-y of Errors
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7.50
278 votes

#23 - Comet-y of Errors

Bob's Burgers - Season 13 - Episode 4

At a comet watch party, Bob tries to keep Teddy from going off the deep end, looking for signs from the universe. Meanwhile, the kids try to make their comet wishes come true.

An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth
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7.49
339 votes

#24 - An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth

Bob's Burgers - Season 11 - Episode 13

While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told Tina, Gene and Louise about what really happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.

A Fish Called Tina
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7.49
428 votes

#25 - A Fish Called Tina

Bob's Burgers - Season 10 - Episode 12

Tina tries too hard to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda visit the gym next door.

Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
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7.46
508 votes

#26 - Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus

Bob's Burgers - Season 10 - Episode 2

Bob and Gene try to acquire a rare mushroom for a Burger of the Day. Tina thinks her new prescription glasses have given her a superpower.

Stuck in the Kitchen with You
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7.44
314 votes

#27 - Stuck in the Kitchen with You

Bob's Burgers - Season 12 - Episode 8

When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year. Meanwhile, Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
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7.37
249 votes

#28 - Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!

Bob's Burgers - Season 13 - Episode 13

When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try and solve the case from the inside.

Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
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7.29
328 votes

#29 - Tell Me Dumb Thing Good

Bob's Burgers - Season 11 - Episode 21

Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition. Meanwhile, Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.

Unification Day
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7.25
15 votes

#30 - Unification Day

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 2

Phil skips Unification Day to go to a party that he can't even get in to. Pim cheats on a cooking assignent, so she has to bake something homemade.

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Hamburger Dinner Theater
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7.22
1637 votes

#31 - Hamburger Dinner Theater

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 - Episode 5

Linda and the kids stage a murder mystery that doesn't go as planned.

Doggie Daycare
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7.20
15 votes

#32 - Doggie Daycare

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 13

Phil and Keely start a day-care service for dogs to earn money for concert tickets. Phil uses a futuristic gadget to understand what a dog is saying.

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The Rebound
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7.12
324 votes

#33 - The Rebound

The Hard Times of RJ Berger - Season 1 - Episode 5

When Jenny becomes single, she asks RJ to study with her.

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Nerds Gone Wild
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7.06
385 votes

#34 - Nerds Gone Wild

The Hard Times of RJ Berger - Season 1 - Episode 8

RJ's parents go away for the weekend, leaving him in the care of a sexy babysitter; Miles throws a party for the nerds.

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Meet the Curtis
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6.94
33 votes

#35 - Meet the Curtis

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 1

The Diffy's discover Curtis the Caveman stowed away in the time machine and now it's up to Lloyd to decide if they should keep him. Pim goes to Debbie's sleepover and tries to find a way out.

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Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington
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6.86
35 votes

#36 - Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington

Sit Down, Shut Up - Season 1 - Episode 8

On a field trip to the nation’s capital, Sue Sezno ditches the teachers in order to testify in a Senate hearing. In an effort to prevent her from going on record stating Knob Haven High School is the worst school in the country, the staff splits up and races to stop her. Meanwhile, Ennis’s journey becomes personal when he decides to prove his bravery.

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SpEd
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6.76
34 votes

#37 - SpEd

Sit Down, Shut Up - Season 1 - Episode 12

When Ennis proctors a test for gifted students, he accidentally sends the kids off in a trailer into the harbor. Meanwhile, Willard tries to protect Stuart from getting conned.

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Learning how to eat / Visiting a neighbour / Reading at a library
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0.00
0 votes

#38 - Learning how to eat / Visiting a neighbour / Reading at a library

Shin Chan - Season 3 - Episode 32

Shin-chan eats the cream from the bun that was kept for a guest, Narita. So, Misae teaches Shin-chan how to eat his food. Misae sends Shin-chan to deliver a circular to a neighbour. Shin-chan forgets about it and gets into a conversation with the neighbour. The librarian uses her techniques to get rid of people, but it fails on Shin-chan and Misae, as they get engrossed in the books.