The BEST episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine
Every episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine!
"The New Adventures of Old Christine" is a comedy about a 35-year-old divorced mom who runs a 30-minute female-only gym with Ali, and tries to keep pace with everyone around her. That includes the judgmental stay-at-home moms at her son's private school and her ex-husband, Richard. His new girlfriend, whose name is also Christine. Old Christine's brother, Matthew lives with her.
#1 - Scream
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/2010
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.
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#3 - The Real Thing
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/9/2007
Trying to send an e-mail to Barb about Mr. Harris, Christine ends up sending it to all the parents from school, nearly costing him his job.
#4 - One and a Half Men
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2008
Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.
#5 - Undercover Brother
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/12/2007
Christine finds out Richard's brother is gay, but not until after sleeping with him.
#6 - Subway, Somehow
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/10/2010
In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.
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Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/22/2007
Jealous that New Christine benefits from all the positive qualities she instilled in Richard during their marriage, Christine spites her by revealing to Richard that she gave New Christine the idea for the birthday gift she gave him.
#9 - Ritchie Scores
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2007
Richard want Ritchie to learn the value of competition and male bonding, and signs him up for soccer. Christine disagrees, but then has her own competitive urges when fighting with Richard for attention from Mr. Harris.
#10 - Faith Off
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/16/2007
When Christine learns that Richard has been hired to remodel "meanie mom" Lindsay's bathroom, she can't help but intervene to make sure he doesn't screw up the job and risk their reputation at Ritchie's school. Additionally, she and Richard are at odds over which of them gets to be the one to give Ritchie the sex talk.
#11 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/23/2007
The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christine's agreeing to be designated driver, depriving her of some much-needed alcohol.
#12 - Frasier
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/7/2007
Christine realizes that one reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
#14 - Crash
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2006
When Christine's environmentally-friendly hybrid car and Marly's gas-guzzling monster SUV hit one another, it becomes a bigger dispute than simply who hit whom. While her car is in the shop, Christine is forced to go against her principles and rent a luxury SUV when no other car is available.
#17 - Bahamian Rhapsody
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2009
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.
#18 - What About Barb?
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/2006
Christine has trouble working with Barb at the gym and feels pressure at home to find a nanny for Ritchie when Richard is unavailable to care for him due to a trip with New Christine.
#20 - Dr. Little Man
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/2009
Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.
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#22 - A Decent Proposal
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2008
Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.
#23 - The Old Maid of Honor
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/13/2009
Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.
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Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2006
Barb moves in with Christine after deciding to divorce her husband. This forces Matthew into Ritchie's room, where he discovers his nephew has some odd habits.
#25 - Friends
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2007
On their way to Ritchie's desert camping trip, Christine, Richard, Matthew, and Barb stay at a seedy motel and get on each others' nerves.