The BEST episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine
Every episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine!
"The New Adventures of Old Christine" is a comedy about a 35-year-old divorced mom who runs a 30-minute female-only gym with Ali, and tries to keep pace with everyone around her. That includes the judgmental stay-at-home moms at her son's private school and her ex-husband, Richard. His new girlfriend, whose name is also Christine. Old Christine's brother, Matthew lives with her.
#2 - Scream
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/2010
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.
#3 - One and a Half Men
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2008
Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.
#4 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/3/2008
Christine tries to get over breaking up with Daniel. Matthew learns the source of his intimacy issues is not his mother, but Christine.
#5 - How I Hate Your Mother
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2008
Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.
#6 - A Decent Proposal
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2008
Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.
#7 - Snakes on a Date
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2008
Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.
#9 - Self-Esteem Tempura
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2008
A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to let him go.
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#13 - Reckless Abandonment
Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/11/2009
With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of herself.
#14 - Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/2009
After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.
#15 - Too Close for Christine
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/11/2009
At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.
#16 - A Change of Heart/Pants
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/18/2009
Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.
#17 - The Old Maid of Honor
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/13/2009
Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.
#18 - Love: A Cautionary Tale
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/20/2009
Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.
#19 - Dr. Little Man
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/2009
Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.
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#20 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/2009
Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.
#21 - A Whale of a Tale
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/13/2010
Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.
#22 - Truth or Dare
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/20/2010
Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.
#23 - Subway, Somehow
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/10/2010
In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.
#24 - Popular
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2008
Roles reverse when Christine's dubbed a "meanie mom" by a father at Ritchie's school who finds Marly and Lindsay to be to his liking.
#25 - Oh God, Yes
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2006
Ritchie goes to church with Richard and new Christine without consulting his mother first, leaving old Christine to explain and explore her aversion to organized religion.