The WORST episodes of The Naked Brothers Band

#1 - Fishing for Love

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/17/2007

The band decides to take a break and spend the day at the beach. David and Thomas are jealous that Nat attracts all the girls, so they pretend to drown and to be attacked by sharks. Meanwhile, Alex and Jesse try to break a world record for sand counting. Nat recalls when Rosalina kissed him on the cheek during a concert in Chicago; however, she says she does not remember. Song Performed: "Fishin' For Love" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#2 - A Man Needs A Maid

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/24/2007

The night before, Nat and Alex had a sleepover with the band members—while excluding Rosalina. The house is a mess that morning, so Cooper hires a cleaning specialist named Betty. Cooper and Jesse later discover that she is not a "maid" but "advises others on how they should clean". By the end of the episode, Dad arrives home. The two develop a crush on each other, causing much stress on Nat and Alex. Song Performed: "Banana Smoothie" 'Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#3 - The Talk Show

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2008

Nat is upset when a critic named Sam Lee gives his song "Banana Smoothie" a bad review. However, he gets excited when he and Alex are told they get to interview Joel Madden. But when Alex learns that he flirted with Jesse at the Kids Choice Awards, he gets angry and tells Nat he is not doing the interview. Nat finds out that he must interview Sam Lee who turns out to be a young girl. Dad and Betty think that Sam Lee is really Joel Madden and they chase her around. At the interview, Alex tries to keep Jesse away from Joel, while Dad and Betty try to get an interview with Joel Madden. Sam Lee gets made fun of, so Nat decides to help her write a song which they perform with Joel.

#4 - Polar Bears

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/6/2008

The band's next stop is in New Orleans, where they stay with Onita (Donna Lynn Leavy), an old friend of Nat and Alex's mom. Nat and Alex also see their childhood friends and Onita's daughters, Big Ella and Little Grace (Saoirse Scott). During the ride down there, Jesse heard about a funny movie from a guy "with sparkly eyes" and she told Alex to watch it. It turns out it to be the film An Inconvenient Truth, starring Al Gore. After Alex watched it, he became obsessed with saving the polar bears who were dying from global warming. Meanwhile, Nat starts hanging out with Little Grace, causing Rosalina (Allie DiMeco) and Qaasim to take it the wrong way—thinking he's in love with her. When Qaasim tries to flirt with Little Grace (with advice from Rosalina), it creates a problem for the three of them. At a press conference, Alex is looking at a calendar and says, "Look at our calendar. Our picture. We're bigger than Santa Claus." The reporters only hear him say, "We're bigger than Santa Claus", accusing him of calling Santa "a big fat blubber belly," and the band runs to Onita's trailer, hiding from the reporters. After the press conference, the media cancelled the concert. In the end, Nat found out that Rosalina thought he was in love with Grace. He then said, "No, I love you Rosalina, how could she not know I love her?" but Nat didn't know she was in the room the whole time. After that, Nat and Rosalina hug and kiss each other. The band then raises money at the state dinner and gives it to a charity that helps global warming.

#5 - No Schools Fool's Day

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/13/2009

The band is competing for the stinky shoe award. They have to pull the biggest prank ever and whoever wins gets the award. David and Qaasim shave half of Thomas's head but end up getting arrested. Rosalina and Kristina team up with a police officer's daughter and pretend to be different people; Nat pretends to be a mime.

#6 - The Naked Brothers Christmas Episode

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/13/2008

Nat has the holiday blues since Rosalina's letters from abroad have a steadily decreasing number of X's and O's. If Nat doesn't find something to give him the Christmas spirit, it could ruin a benefit the band is holding for "Save the Children", which is hosted by Whoopi Goldberg. Meanwhile, Alex is in a competition with the adorable Timmerman Brothers to create the world's worst online Christmas video.

#7 - The Supetastic 6

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/2008

This episode is an animated special. The band's superhero alter egos must stop a jazz-playing criminal genius from stealing the world's hair supply.

#8 - Uncle Miles

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2008

Dad's twin brother Uncle Miles (Michael Wolff) comes to visit and the boys think that he is way cooler than their dad. Alex says that all younger brothers are better than bigger brothers. The band holds a Battle of the Brothers contest with Cooper and Rosalina as judges. When Betty meets Uncle Miles, she falls in love with him. However, he is not the nicest man and excludes his brother in every way. Alex then realizes that he doesn't want he and Nat to end up like his dad and Uncle; he wants to remain friends. So, they both decide to do bad at the contest. Dad discovers that Betty is dumping him and joining Uncle Miles' band. To get revenge, the boys pull off Uncle Miles' wig, and to make Dad feel better, Alex lets his dad play the accordion for his new song.

#9 - Three Is Enough

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/9/2008

Cooper asks Patty Scoggins out on a date. He is nervous and begs Nat to ask Rosalina to go with them. Nat doesn't want to, but he asks her for Cooper anyway. Rosalina suggests that they go see a horror movie, so that Cooper will seem brave. Cooper accidentally spills a blue slushy all over her, but the date turns out well. Nat and Rosalina leave holding hands. Alex writes a new song about his dream girl, Melody. He is mad when the cartoonist puts a picture of his dream girl in Nat's new song, but not in his. He later meets the cartoonist's granddaughter who is his dream girl. She kisses him on the cheek, which makes Juanita mad. Meanwhile, the downstairs neighbor gets annoyed by all the noise that they make, so Jesse goes on a date with him. The Timmerman Brothers go along to split them up.

#10 - Puberty

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/3/2007

Nat and Alex thinks that Nat is going through puberty as his voice is getting deeper. On the other hand, Alex is furious at Jesse because she is dating all three of The Timmerman Brothers. To win her affection, Alex wears a fake beard and armpit hair to convince Jesse that he is older and going through puberty. However, it does not work and Alex remains angry at her. Nat realizes he just had cold and when he finds out that Rosalina prefers his voice deeper, he puts his head in the refrigerator to catch another cold in order to impress Rosalina. The episode ends with Alex forgiving Jesse. Song Performed: "Taxi Cab" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#11 - VMA’s

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/3/2007

The Naked Brothers Band are invited to the Video Music Awards. This means that Nat and the rest of the band have to get ready and practice while Rosalina is having her braces removed. Jesse reads Nat and Alex their horoscopes; Nat's had said if he failed, he would bring everyone down with him. Alex's said that he would have to be cautious of falling objects and stay away from motorized vehicles. This worries Alex and now the band fears they will not win the VMA's. Despite their fears, the band wins "Best Rock Video" for their song "Banana Smoothie". Songs Performed: "I'm Out", "Banana Smoothie" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#12 - Valentine Dream Date

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/7/2009

Nat decides to go on a dating game show. Nat's girlfriend Rosalina takes a break from her six-month cruise to surprise Nat for a visit, but Nat needs to figure out how to explain to her about the dating game show. Alex also has dating problems himself; Alex helps Jesse get back together with her ex-boyfriend, Abdul (Daniel Raymont), by pretending to be Cupid. Abdul ends up falling in love with Jesse, which causes problems for Alex since he always claimed to be her boyfriend, ever since he was 6 years old.

#13 - Great Trip

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2008

Nat, Alex, and Jesse try to win a free trip to Kids Paradise, a huge water park, through dog food cans. David ends up winning the trip and must decide who to take. The whole band sucks up to him by giving him presents so that he will take them. He tells Rosalina he can't take her because she's a girl, Cooper snores too loud, Thomas gets scared when he is away from his mom for too long, Qaasim because gets scared on roller coasters, and Alex's feet smell. So, he decides to take Nat and Mr. Wolff. Nat leaves Alex in control of rehearsals and he and Jesse take control of the band. Nat becomes a sergeant, yelling at the bandmates and making them do push ups for being 10 minutes late for band rehearsal. Meanwhile, on the trip, David accidentally pushes Nat's dad down the slide and he tries to get revenge, but David is too lucky. The band becomes tired of Alex taking charge and they pull a prank by making him believe that E.T., David's dog, can actually talk. When they get back, David tells Nat that he may not actually be lucky, but rather smart. In addition, he says he dislikes it because it is too much work.

#14 - The County Fair

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/26/2008

The band stops at the county fair where they each participate in different activities. The bunny suits don't work, so they all dress up as girls (excluding Rosalina, who dresses up as a boy) so they don't get recognized. Nat and Rosalina go on a bull riding contest and gets teased by boys. Alex enters a beauty pageant. Qaasim, David, and Thomas compete in the Greased Pig Contest.

#15 - Concert Special

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/5/2008

The band performs a concert in front of a live audience featuring new and old songs from the show.

#16 - The Bar Mitzvah

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2008

Cooper prepares for his big Bar Mitzvah while Alex switches places with a skate-boarder named Mitchie Brusco who looks like him (because they both have a mole on their upper lip). While Alex gets to meet Tony Hawk, Mitchie must go to Cooper's Bar Mitzvah. At the Bar Mitzvah, a tape is shown where Nat, who is on too much laughing gas, reveals Cooper's secrets. This sends the party into a disaster, so Nat decides to have the band perform but discovers that Alex is really Mitchie. Meanwhile, Alex gets into trouble when he challenges Tony Hawk to a skate off. Alex and Mitchie both decide to fake injuries and they switch back.

#17 - Sidekicks

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2008

Nat and Alex are going to their middle school party. The theme is superhero costumes. When Jesse introduces her two sisters, Tessy and Bessy, to Nat and Alex, she tells Nat that Rosalina's high school prom is on the same day as the middle school party. Rosalina goes with the most popular guy in school because Nat tells her to (he was told it was every girl's dream). Nat gets stuck in a situation where he takes "the most popular" girl in the freshmen class, Patrice, to the prom. In the end, Patrice and Wade (the most popular guy in Amigos High School) are together while Nat and Rosalina are also together because their dates left them. They dance for a while and then leave the high school prom to go to the Masquerade Party in the middle school to perform Nat's song "I Don't Want To Go To School".

#18 - A Rebel and A Skateboarder

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/17/2007

Rosalina wants to wrestle Nat, though he prefers not to wrestle a girl. On the other hand, Alex runs away to the skate park because Jesse is still dating The Timmerman Brothers. Realizing he cannot get there on his own, he asks Jesse to drive him to the skate park. Jesse feels it is a good idea and that he "works too hard". When Alex is at the skate park, he meets a girl named Juanita and Alex develops feelings for her. When Alex returns to the band with Juanita, Nat wrestles Rosalina, and subsequently, she beats him. The rest of the guys are impressed. Rosalina's professional wrestler friend suddenly appears and teaches the band how to wrestle. Song Performed: "I Could Be" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Alex Wolff

#19 - Nat is a Stand Up Guy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/10/2007

Nat wants to prove to everyone, especially Rosalina, that he is more humorous than Alex so he decides to perform stand-up comedy. Subsequently, his performances becomes disastrous. Meanwhile, the director has oversized people shaking their butts for a music video featuring Nat's new song, "Catch Up With The End". In addition, Alex runs around in a chicken costume. An unhappy Nat explains to the director that the lyric is a "metaphor" for "discombobulated" and is not supposed to be humorous. However, the director misunderstands him. That night, George Lopez appears at a benefit, where the band are to perform Nat's new composition "Catch Up With The End". After the performance, Nat meets the director and his wife, who finds out what her husband did for the music video. The director's wife chases him while shouting, "You make this sad, chicken song funny!" Songs Performed: "Catch Up With The End", "I Indeed Can See", "Crazy Car" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#20 - The Premiere

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/11/2009

The band is going to be on the Red Carpet as they premiere their new movie. It is also a big choice for the band whether to keep their new bassist Kristina or take Rosalina back. In addition, things go awry when Nat tries to find a date for the premiere.

#21 - Battle of the Bands: Part 2

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2007

#22 - Alien Clones

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/20/2007

The concept behind their new video shoot is that there are alien clones of all the band members that are taking over. Alex takes this idea to heart and becomes terrified that everyone around him is actually an alien clone. Alex becomes even more frightened, when he sees Jesse with a new tattoo that says "Gus 4-E". Alex believes that she is an alien clone and the band thinks he is crazy, but decide to go spying on her. They begin to hear strange noises and run around the house scared. They later find out that the noises came from Mr. Wolff and then Rosalina shows up and tells them that Jesse is dating a guy named Gus who lives in apartment 4E. This episode was part of "shocktober". Songs Performed: "Run", "Alien Clones" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Alex Wolff (Lead Vocals and Lyrics), Nat Wolff (Lead Vocals and Lyrics)

#23 - The Song

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/22/2007

Nat and Alex write the exact same song for Juanita and her friends at the foster home she lives at. Nat and Alex fight over who wrote the song first. To resolve the conflict between Nat and Alex, Cooper uses the cameras to see who wrote it first and it turns out that they "wrote it at the exact same time." Nat and Alex's dad reveals to them that their mom—who died, but not in real life—wrote and sang the song to Nat and Alex when they were young. Later on, their dad tells them that he and Betty are going steady, much to Nat and Alex's dismay. Betty lets their dad buy Nat and Alex a puppy named Lucky, as she is hypoallergenic. Song Performed: "Nowhere (I Miss My Family)", "L.A." Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#24 - First Kiss (On The Lips, That Is)

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/7/2007

When Nat and Rosalina find out they have to kiss in their new music video, the two are nervous, though for different reasons. Rosalina is conflicted about her feelings for Nat—after all, she is a teenager while he is only eleven. She begs the director to recast and he does, setting up a contest for a lucky girl to be the first girl ever to kiss Nat on the lips. Nat is hurt and his friendship with Rosalina becomes strained, especially when the winner of the contest, Daisy is a very pretty, sweet girl that everyone likes including Nat. Later on, however, Rosalina feels guilty and tries to resolve her relationship. Subsequently, she gives Nat his first kiss on the lips in his dressing room. Song Performed: "Long Distance" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff

#25 - Alex’s Clothing Line

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/24/2007

Alex gets a new clothing line and is satisfied with it until he sees everyone wearing it, including a boy who pretends to be him. On the other hand, Nat writes a song about a blond haired girl with shiny blue eyes. A suspicious Rosalina questions whether or not Nat has a girlfriend. It is later revealed that Nat wrote those lyrics only so the rest of the band would not ridicule the fact that he has a crush on Rosalina. Song Performed: "Beautiful Eyes" Music Produced by: Michael Wolff, Michael A. Levine Music Supervised by: Michael Wolff Music Composed by: Nat Wolff