Flight of the Conchords

The BEST episodes of Flight of the Conchords

Every episode of Flight of the Conchords ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Flight of the Conchords!

Bret and Jemaine are Flight of the Conchords, a folk-rock band from New Zealand living in New York City in search of stardom.

Last Updated: 6/2/2022Network: HBO
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Bowie
star
8.00
859 votes

#1 - Bowie

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/22/2007

After a photo session, Bret develops body image issues and gets some dream advice from his idol, David Bowie. Jemaine plots to cheer him up and Murray tries to get one of the band's tunes used for a musical greeting card.

Directors: Troy Miller
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Evicted
star
7.97
601 votes

#2 - Evicted

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

Bret and Jemaine can't afford to pay their rent and are forced to move in with Mel and Doug, and Murray believes they can make some money with a theatrical production about the band.

Directors: Taika Waititi
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Mugged
star
7.93
1052 votes

#3 - Mugged

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/1/2007

Bret loses Jemaine's trust after Bret abandons him when they get mugged. To regain it, Bret tries to retrieve Jemaine's stolen "camera phone" (a phone with a camera taped to it) from their muggers, who are experiencing their own trust issues.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Third Conchord
star
7.86
788 votes

#4 - The Third Conchord

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/3/2007

Murray introduces a new bongo-playing band member on Bret and Jemaine, triggering angry dances and mutant half-bands.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Unnatural Love
star
7.84
842 votes

#5 - Unnatural Love

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2009

Jemaine starts dating an Australian, to Bret's dismay and inconvenience.

Directors: Michel Gondry
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Love Is the Weapon of Choice
star
7.84
661 votes

#6 - Love Is the Weapon of Choice

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009

Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Drive By
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7.80
855 votes

#7 - Drive By

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/29/2007

Bret and Jemaine are shocked by the prejudiced actions of a fruit vendor who won't sell to them because they are New Zealanders. Dave recommends a strong response and teaches them how to "flip the bird". Murray is smitten with the new tech support lady at the consulate.

Directors: Taika Waititi
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Girlfriends
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7.80
704 votes

#8 - Girlfriends

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/5/2007

Bret and Jemaine pick up two women at a croissant shop - but end up with very different dating experiences. Meanwhile, Murray makes an album deal for the band.

Directors: James Bobin
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Bret Gives Up the Dream
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7.76
1057 votes

#9 - Bret Gives Up the Dream

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/24/2007

Faced with dire financial circumstances, Bret and Jemaine look for jobs. Bret gets a job holding signs but soon he has no time for the band and Murray and Jemaine start looking for a replacement.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Prime Minister
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7.75
744 votes

#10 - Prime Minister

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister; Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end of a tribute gig.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The New Cup
star
7.75
711 votes

#11 - The New Cup

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/25/2009

Bret and Jemaine s fortunes unravel after Bret buys a new tea cup; Jemaine goes to desperate measures to supplement his income.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
What Goes on Tour
star
7.70
754 votes

#12 - What Goes on Tour

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/12/2007

Using the band's "emergency fund," Murray organizes a warm-up tour in preparation for a big gig in Central Park. At an airport bar, the boys get hooked by some "mermaids" from a woman's water-polo team - nearly ruining the tour and their relationship with Murray.

Directors: Paul Simms
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Yoko
star
7.69
809 votes

#13 - Yoko

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/8/2007

Murray tries to interest Bret and Jemaine in his tour of New York band rotundas. However, Bret has a date with Coco, the girl he met at his sign-holding job. Jemaine tags along on the date, and quickly makes a habit of inviting himself along on all their dates. When Bret finally tells Jemaine that he doesn't want him to come on the dates any more, Jemaine and Murray's conclusion is that Coco is pulling a "Yoko Ono" and trying to break up the band.

Directors: Troy Miller
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Sally
star
7.68
1444 votes

#14 - Sally

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/17/2007

Bret and Jemaine go to a party at Dave's, where Jemaine meets and falls for the 'most beautiful girl in the room', Sally. When it turns out that Sally used to go out with Bret, things get weird between Bret and Jemaine.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
New Fans
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7.62
796 votes

#15 - New Fans

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/19/2007

A performance at a local "World Music Jam" results in the Conchords gaining two new fans, but Mel is suspicious of the newcomers and their motives. Murray encourages the band to adopt a more "rock star" attitude.

Directors: Taika Waititi
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Actor
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7.54
643 votes

#16 - The Actor

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/26/2007

Bret and Jemaine enlist a semi-professional actor to cheer Murray up after a disappointing gig. Asked to place a good-hearted rejection call, the actor gets carried away, offering Murray and the Conchords a recording deal that's too good to be true.

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Wingmen
star
7.54
676 votes

#17 - Wingmen

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

Jemaine and Dave help Bret woo the clerk at the cheap zoo (pet shop). Jemaine also helps Murry seek forgiveness from Greg.

Directors: Troy Miller
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Sally Returns
star
7.49
886 votes

#18 - Sally Returns

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2007

Sally, the ex-girlfriend of both Bret and Jemaine, from the season premiere, returns to further complicate things in the band.

Directors: James Bobin
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A Good Opportunity
star
7.49
655 votes

#19 - A Good Opportunity

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2009

Bret and Jemaine fire Murray for neglecting them in favour of the Crazy Dogggz and almost immediately they receive an offer to write a jingle for a commercial. Meanwhile Murray's fortunes reverse after he discovers that the Crazy Dogggz big hit is a rip-off of a 1990s Polish song.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Murray Takes It to the Next Level
star
7.41
750 votes

#20 - Murray Takes It to the Next Level

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009

Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan; Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behavior.

Directors: Troy Miller
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
NewZealandTown
star
7.36
772 votes

#21 - NewZealandTown

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

Trying to look cool for a gig at the Grand Opening of New York's one-block New Zealand enclave, the Conchords end up getting hooked on hair gel.

Directors: Taika Waititi
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Tough Brets
star
7.35
813 votes

#22 - The Tough Brets

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2009

Bret organizes a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song; Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie bullies; Mel paints a portrait Jemaine can't get rid of.

Directors: James Bobin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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