The BEST episodes of The Amanda Show
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
"All That" cast member and Nick comedienne extraordinaire Amanda Bynes is the star of her own variety show! "The Amanda Show" is a hilarious blend of outrageous sketch comedy, celebrity guest-stars, cutting-edge animated shorts and live performances from today's hottest music acts. The show's outrageous cast of characters includes a family of professional wrestlers who take their work home with them, a gavel-happy judge out for kid-justice, an old lady with an over-developed derriere, and, of course, Amanda's "overly enthusiastic" #1 fan, Penelope Taynt (who's even built a website devoted to her obsession: amandaplease.com )! Oh, and did we mention the dancing lobsters?
#1 - Episode 3
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/1999
Amanda and her co-stars are eating, when Drake brings out a lobster to eat and the dancing lobsters are in the room, while he is eating it. When they see the cooked lobster, they get upset and leave the room worried and scared. Meanwhile, Amanda's attempts to open the show are interrupted once more by Penelope, this time arriving by special delivery. There's a family obsessed with wrestling, they start of waiting for there daughter before they eat dinner.... but the burgers are too hard to eat, so they order a pizza and demand it to be there in 10 seconds, when the pizza guy asks for the money, they start beating him up. There's also the girls room with amber the most popluar girl in school, there's also : one thats a hard nut, one that is an exchange student and one that's slow. Also theres the smelling bee, where they sniff a hobo with a sandwitch, an old ladie with bad arm pit smell & a rotten egg in a shoe and a rotten glass of milk in the other shoe.
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes#2 - Episode 1
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/1999
Today we meet up with Penelope, Amanda's biggest fan, who gets turned away at the door due to a mix-up. Meanwhile, Amanda makes her entrance by helicopter. The show starts right here. Guest starring Kenan Thompson and Josh Server (From ""All That""), delivering a pizza and good wishes for Amanda's new show.
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes#4 - Episode 4
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/4/1999
It starts of with amanda, teaching the lobsters to dance and when they do it infront of the audience, amanda pops off and penelope trys and disguises herself as one of the lobsters and tries to keep up with their dance. Also, alot of people get ripped off in blockblister, one of them being a person who asked for austin powers and got a different version done by the blockblister family. And the blokey family get new neighbours, who take things a bit too seriously. Like asking them to hold something for a second, they count to one missisippi and then drop it.
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes#5 - Episode 6
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/18/1999
Amanda takes extreme measures to break through The Amanda Show's tight security. She gives them some of her muscle. When she get's to the stage, the audience don't understand a word she says. There's also a tense game of ""So You Wanna Win Five Dollars?"" and Amanda finds a good way to deal with broccoli.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Episode 8
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/15/2000
Today Penelope is awakened from her bad dream by a surprise visitor from The Amanda Show... its not amanda though, it's one of the amanda show's camera men. Amanda's opening is disrupted by an audience member who can't listen to LFO on their CD player. Amanda solves the problem by bringing on the band themselves! They sing a song about Amanda. Drake, Requel and the dancing lobsters dance with them.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Episode 9
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/22/2000
Raquel get's two pieces of fan mail and Drake get's one... but it actually turns out to be for the dancing lobsters which add's to the dancing lobsters huge fan mail stack. Amanda fumbles a magic trick, some more fake commercials bring more inventive ways to get out of school, and there's just time for a serious documentary in the form of ""When Cheerleaders Attack"", where we see innocent people attacked by raving cheerleaders dancing and hurting people with pom pom's. They also get into the studio and pom pom out Amanda.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - Episode 24
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/2000
Penelope locks an actress in a closet so that she can steal her role and get next to Amanda. Amanda Rodriguez is on the Amanda set doing the audience greeting when Amanda Bynes walks up and tells Amanda that she is doing the wrong Amanda show.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Episode 26
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/27/2001
Phillip Glen Van Dyke is rehearsing his lines in Amanda's dressing room when in walks Penelope. Amanda has been giving medical attention to random people who page her. She soon finds out that her pager has been switched with a Paramedic's pager.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Episode 5
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/1999
Amanda nearly doesn't make the show opening thanks to an unusual elevator. After that we see some remote control underpants. Mr Gullible (a subtitute teacher thats very gullible) is taken for granted and does things like giving the students $100 each and drinking fish water. There's also the star-studded audience awards, including best laughter, and least intelligent audience member.
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes#13 - Episode 23
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/2000
Barney is in Amanda's dressing room when the Production Assistant brings in a life size pink teddy bear. A fan, Russell, is grounded because he traded his father's car for a can of fruit cocktail and can no longer watch the Amanda Show
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - Episode 10
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/29/2000
Penelope has stolen the A of the AMANDA letters in the Amanda show studio, what makes it MANDA. Dareen and her dad now have a sushi shop, and it still carry's on to be disgusting stuff like toe nail sushi and samari sushi. Amanda's dad buys a new TV set, which gets stolen by a burglar. Then Penelope decides to return the ""A"", but has trouble getting it in the back of a taxi.
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - Episode 11
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/5/2000
Penelope uses a homemade robot to finally infiltrate The Amanda Show, and what better day than Amanda's birthday? Inside the robot is also her brother who won't stop asking for a sandwitch. Also The Klutz Family get there hands on some priceless, irreplaceable, art in a museum.
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - Episode 12
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/12/2000
Amanda discovers that there's no audience to hear her opening monologue because she's arrived too early. Requel and Amanda get a prank call from two boys, so they use Call ZAP! Judge Trudy gives an unfair punishment to a man who's zoo animals had been released all over the city and a woman who's daughter had painted her face, hair and other parts all orange. Amanda also can't sleep at night, so her parents give her a doll that won't shut up. One of the lobsters has a cold, so Amanda says ""You need your daily dose of Vitamin C!"".. what links to the next part of the show. Guest singer Vitamin C sings for amanda and the audience. Kyle talks about his cordless phone & how he never found it. And Mr Oldman get's another prank call from Amanda.
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - Episode 13
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/19/2000
Penelope and her brother Preston had got a toe nail from ""The Amanda Show"" trashcan, they then use a clone machine to clone it to an Amanda, but it is actually Drake's and instead they get a close of Drake! There's an advert with Meatloaf Crunch (a cereal), Amanda and Drake pur it in their bowls and put milk on it and start eating it. Drake says ""It turns the milk chocolaty!"" Then Amanda corrects him and says ""NO, that GRAVY"". Then in school, Drake is talking to the others about a new girl at school who is a witch. The witch then comes in and sits down, and Requel asks her if she is a witch and the girl replies no. But then, Requel says ""You wear all that witchy stuff, a hat, clothes, your nose"", then the witch gets angry and turns her into a frog. Drake then tell's the teacher, but the teacher tells Drake to stop taking the micky out of her. Then Drake does some more and the witch replys ""I'm Canadian"", the teacher then says ""Yes, don't take the micky out of those canadians, and just
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - Episode 16
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/12/2000
Amanda is in her dressing room nursing a cold before the show. Drake shows up and brings her some extra remedies. When Amanda leaves the room, Penelope shows up and begins stealing Amanda's germs but is caught by a security guard.
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes#21 - Episode 19
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2000
Barney is in the Guard Shack reading a magazine when Penelope throws apples at him and eventually knocks him out. Amanda hits the streets talking to parents and kids, asking them what they can do that would make the other happy.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - Episode 20
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/2000
Drake is going for the world record of balancing two turkeys with his hands for a certain amount of time.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Episode 21
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/21/2000
Penelope's little brother Preston meets Amanda, who gives him a sandwich and takes a photo with him, which causes Penelope to get upset when she finds out about this.
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - Episode 22
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/28/2000
Josh can't open a bag of chips so Amanda takes it and walks around looking for strong men who she thinks can open the bag. Amanda is doing the audience greeting when she feels a sharp pain in her side.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - Episode 25
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/23/2000
The security guard, Barney is showing his son Trevor, how to do the job. An audience member has a toothache, so Amanda invites him on stage, puts string on his tooth and ties the other end to a doorknob.
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