The BEST episodes of The Amanda Show
Every episode of The Amanda Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Amanda Show!
"All That" cast member and Nick comedienne extraordinaire Amanda Bynes is the star of her own variety show! "The Amanda Show" is a hilarious blend of outrageous sketch comedy, celebrity guest-stars, cutting-edge animated shorts and live performances from today's hottest music acts. The show's outrageous cast of characters includes a family of professional wrestlers who take their work home with them, a gavel-happy judge out for kid-justice, an old lady with an over-developed derriere, and, of course, Amanda's "overly enthusiastic" #1 fan, Penelope Taynt (who's even built a website devoted to her obsession: amandaplease.com )! Oh, and did we mention the dancing lobsters?
#2 - Episode 3
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/1999
Amanda and her co-stars are eating, when Drake brings out a lobster to eat and the dancing lobsters are in the room, while he is eating it. When they see the cooked lobster, they get upset and leave the room worried and scared. Meanwhile, Amanda's attempts to open the show are interrupted once more by Penelope, this time arriving by special delivery. There's a family obsessed with wrestling, they start of waiting for there daughter before they eat dinner.... but the burgers are too hard to eat, so they order a pizza and demand it to be there in 10 seconds, when the pizza guy asks for the money, they start beating him up. There's also the girls room with amber the most popluar girl in school, there's also : one thats a hard nut, one that is an exchange student and one that's slow. Also theres the smelling bee, where they sniff a hobo with a sandwitch, an old ladie with bad arm pit smell & a rotten egg in a shoe and a rotten glass of milk in the other shoe.
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Episode 4
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/4/1999
It starts of with amanda, teaching the lobsters to dance and when they do it infront of the audience, amanda pops off and penelope trys and disguises herself as one of the lobsters and tries to keep up with their dance. Also, alot of people get ripped off in blockblister, one of them being a person who asked for austin powers and got a different version done by the blockblister family. And the blokey family get new neighbours, who take things a bit too seriously. Like asking them to hold something for a second, they count to one missisippi and then drop it.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Episode 6
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/18/1999
Amanda takes extreme measures to break through The Amanda Show's tight security. She gives them some of her muscle. When she get's to the stage, the audience don't understand a word she says. There's also a tense game of ""So You Wanna Win Five Dollars?"" and Amanda finds a good way to deal with broccoli.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Episode 1
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/1999
Today we meet up with Penelope, Amanda's biggest fan, who gets turned away at the door due to a mix-up. Meanwhile, Amanda makes her entrance by helicopter. The show starts right here. Guest starring Kenan Thompson and Josh Server (From ""All That""), delivering a pizza and good wishes for Amanda's new show.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Episode 5
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/1999
Amanda nearly doesn't make the show opening thanks to an unusual elevator. After that we see some remote control underpants. Mr Gullible (a subtitute teacher thats very gullible) is taken for granted and does things like giving the students $100 each and drinking fish water. There's also the star-studded audience awards, including best laughter, and least intelligent audience member.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Episode 24
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/2000
Penelope locks an actress in a closet so that she can steal her role and get next to Amanda. Amanda Rodriguez is on the Amanda set doing the audience greeting when Amanda Bynes walks up and tells Amanda that she is doing the wrong Amanda show.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - Episode 40
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/21/2002
Nancy introduces Amanda and Drake to the "Costumatic 5000", a machine that gets you dressed quickly, but she has some trouble operating the machine. Amanda's show opening is interrupted by a fly swarming around the stage. There's an advertisement for "Why Not Sumo?", followed by more respect for kids on Judge Trudy. We also visit the Extremes, a family who takes everything to the extreme. There's time for a Hillbilly Moment and we also see Penelope visiting a psychologist. More prank calls to Mr. Oldman, another Hillbilly Moment and more "interesting" topics with Totally Kyle. To end the show, Drake gets chased by 3 huge football players searching for their football.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Episode 26
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/27/2001
Phillip Glen Van Dyke is rehearsing his lines in Amanda's dressing room when in walks Penelope. Amanda has been giving medical attention to random people who page her. She soon finds out that her pager has been switched with a Paramedic's pager.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Episode 29
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/17/2001
Everyone is extremely excited about the world's greatest ventriloquist, Princess Whiff, and her puppet Sir Chatsalot appearing on The Amanda Show. Amanda and Moses sit in Amanda's jacuzzi discussing different topics including Moses' age.
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - Episode 34
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2002
OPENING: Penelope uses truth gas on Drake and Josh but it actually makes them tell about their lives instead of telling Penelope where Amanda is. AMANDA: Amanda forgets her opening joke. COMMERCIAL: Snap, Crackle, KABOOM! (WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a dance infront of her house) CINTHIA WORTHINGTON AMANDA'S JACUZZI: A Professional Wrestler gets interviewed THE LUCKLESSES: The family goes to baseball game HILLBILLY MOMENT: Eenis gets hit upon the head with a head (WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a hawaiian dance) PENELOPE MIDDLE: Penelope and her brother Preston try to phone Amanda on a 40 foot pole (They get France, South Dakota, and finally Amanda's Dressing Room). But when they reach Amanda, the wires explode. CALLING MR.OLDMAN: ""Sally Poofenduff"" calls Mr.Oldman about squirting whipped cream in his mouth and calls him Uncle Nipsy. CLOSING: 3 big blokes try to get Amanda to eat clams.
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - Episode 35
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/2002
Cold Opening: Penelope tries to use a loudspeaker to contact Amanda. Amanda doesn’t hear her because she is listening to music on her headphones, so Penelope puts the speaker onto full power. However, the speaker explodes as soon as she calls from the microphone. Introduction: Amanda is having a hard time hosting again when she encounters two people who believe they are on a game show. Super Red Drops: A commercial about a candy ball that is super-hot. The Dare Show: Sharon and Toby take more dares issued by their callers. The first dare is for Sharon to eat some of Toby's hair. The second dare is for Toby to put on a bra and stuff it with macaroni and cheese. The third dare is for Sharon to rub peanut butter on her head and press it into a bunch of mini marshmallows. The fourth dare is for Sharon and Toby's mother to lick the dirty camera lens. The Gifted Class: A very "gifted class" takes on their substitute teacher Miss DeBoat. Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae does a knock knock joke that involves hitting Eenis with a cement block. Penelope Taynt: Penelope ends up babysitting Preston and his friends. While Penelope is getting hot sauce for the boys' pizza, they are visited by Amanda who asks for directions to a party on Green Meadow Drive. When one of the boys asks how she could be here when her show is on TV right now, Amanda tells him that the episode that they are seeing right now is a repeat. After she leaves, Penelope learns that Amanda was here and goes after her limousine. Amanda's Jacuzzi: Amanda interviews the Queen of England. Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells about the time when he was chewing gum and was later told by his friend Leif that he has gum on his shoe. Closing: The two people who believe they are on a game show are still here.
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - Episode 36
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/25/2002
Cold Opening: Penelope climbs up the studio building to saw a hole in the roof of Amanda's dressing room as Preston has another encounter with Amanda. Introduction: A French painter takes over the show, as he needs Amanda to stay still as he is painting her portrait. Suddenly, Drake falls down from the ceiling. My Beautiful Big Toe: The second airing of this commercial. The Girls' Room: Sheila, Tammy, and Debbie celebrate Amber's birthday and each give her a present. Debbie gives Amber eggs while Tammy brings in a cake containing a dancing kid in a firefighter outfit. When it comes to Sheila's present, she discards it in order to steal Danielle Spencer's new dress. Moody's Point: Moody tries to donate her toe only to learn from Dr. Polyp that the blood test states that Moody is not Mr. Fallon's real daughter. Her real name is Yolanda Wurzburg, the daughter of the circus people called The Flying Wurzburgs. Mr. Fallon's toe ends up going from the dog to some kids who tie it to a balloon that ends up going to Mrs. Fallon. Meanwhile, Misty is mistaken for a patient that was to undergo the baboon heart transplant and soon ends up acting like a baboon and losing the gymnastic competition for acting like that. Closing: A man stumbles out of his shower and somehow ends up on the stage where he runs into Amanda. Absent: Nancy Sullivan Note: The "Moody's Point" sketch was cancelled after this episode ended on a cliffhanger.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Episode 37
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/13/2002
Amanda tries to disarm a robot, but instead she accidentally presses the "Kill Drake" button. Judge Trudy returns, with a different bailiff. Eenis and his family share more "knock-knock" jokes in a Hillbilly Moment. And, Kyle explains yet another day in the life of him in Totally Kyle. Penelope ends up challenging Amanda's new Karate instructor. But will she win?
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - Episode 38
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/17/2002
Penelope hypnotizes Drake & Josh so they can tell her where Amanda is, but it backfires. We meet the Lucklesses, an unfortunate, and unlucky family. King Henry VIII splashes into Amanda's Jacuzzi to talk and also, to get some spaghetti. Time for a prank call to Mr. Oldman, whilst Eenis and Lula-Mae have fun in yet another Hillbilly Moment.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Episode 39
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/14/2002
Amanda loses the lower half of her body, so Kathy decides to go find it, because Amanda doesn't have legs. A Grown Up Remote is advertised. We get a glimpse of Hawaii gone bad in When Hula-Girls Attack. Who will be the next special guest to soak up the bubbles in Amanda's Jacuzzi? We also meet The Impostors, a family who have trouble telling the truth of their identity. Time for another Hillbilly Moment with Eenis and Lula-Mae. Then, another encounter with Penelope Taint and the security guard, fighting over a piece of shrimp. The shrimp slips away, where Drake and Josh battle over one piece of shrimp. And now, we have time for just one last prank call to Mr. Oldman.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - Episode 7
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/8/2000
Penelope has over 50 phones with her to try and win a dinner with amanda in a radio contest... she wins... but then when the radio try's to phone her back, she doesn't know which phone to pick up. Judge Trudy has a date with a guy in a restaraunt, but the guy's parents come and Judge Trudy sentances them. Doreen and her dad sell weird soups... like toe nail soups and grandpa's foot hairs soup.
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