The BEST episodes of Suburgatory season 3
Every episode of Suburgatory season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Suburgatory season 3!
Single father George only wants the best for his 16-year-old daughter, Tessa. So when he finds a box of condoms on her nightstand, he moves them out of their apartment in New York City to a house in the suburbs. But all Tessa sees is the horror of over-manicured lawns and plastic Franken-moms. Being in the 'burbs can be hell, but it also may just bring Tessa and George closer than they've ever been.
#1 - Catch and Release
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/26/2014
Tessa asks for advice when Lisa decides to propose to Malik; George believes that Nora may be rude to her employees.
#2 - Stiiiiiiill Horny
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/14/2014
When Tessa joins a knitting circle, the age of her new friends surprises George; George writes a song dedicated to his muse; Malik and Lisa bicker.
#3 - I'm Just Not That Into Me
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/12/2014
Tessa becomes enamored with the male version of herself she meets at a college party; a matchmaker inspires Dallas to transform her look.
#4 - The Birds and the Biederman
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/5/2014
Tess and Dahlia negotiate George's and Dallas' territories in Chatswin; Tessa notices Lisa spending time with Ryan's girlfriend; Fred thinks Sheila is distancing herself.
#5 - Les Lucioles
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/7/2014
Tessa struggles with the budget while planning Lisa and Malik's wedding; June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; Malik turns to George when his family decides to boycott the wedding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.
#6 - No Me Gusta, Mami
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/15/2014
George hopes to rebuild his relationship with Tessa; upset about George and Dallas' breakup, Dalia shuns her mother.
#7 - Victor Ha
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2014
Affected by empty-nest syndrome, Fred and Sheila take in a foster child; Tessa tries to disrupt George and Dalia's friendship.
#8 - Open Door Policy
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/29/2014
When George lets himself go after the breakup, a worried Tessa calls on George's dad for help; Tessa learns Ryan will be bringing his new girlfriend home.
#9 - The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/2/2014
Dallas asks Tessa to go to her mother's funeral with her; Fred gets a stalker.
#10 - Blame It on the Rain Stick
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/26/2014
George is stunned by how much a court-mandated anger management program changes Noah; Tessa meets a cool band in the park.
#11 - Dalia Nicole Smith
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/30/2014
When Dalia is rejected from the only college she applied to, Dallas is determined to help her daughter find her calling; George and Tessa go on a double date.
#12 - No, You Can't Sit with Us
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2014
Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.
#13 - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2014
When Tessa is forced to remind George to not get sucked into Chatswin culture, he decides to take a trip to the city with Fred; Tessa reveals what she thinks of Evan.