Storage Wars

The WORST episodes of Storage Wars

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

A&E presents the new original real-life series "Storage Wars," which follows four professional buyers and their teams as they scour repossessed storage units in search of hidden treasure. Part gamblers, part detectives, these auction pros have found everything from coffins to the world's most valuable comic book collection, paying as little as ten dollars for items valued in the millions. The 12-episode half-hour series premieres on A&E, Wednesday, December 1 at 10PM ET/PT. Each episode of "Storage Wars" follows a group of bidders as they get a quick peek inside the units, aided only by the beam of a flashlight. They then must assess on the spot if the unit is worth a bid and how high they will actually go to grasp the gold. The high-stakes fun begins as we see if the resulting buy is full of mostly trash... or true treasure. Driven by Dan Dotson, one of the most successful and outrageous auctioneers in the country, the cast of buyers is as colorful and varied as the treasures they uncover.

Last Updated: 5/21/2022Network: A&E
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Auction Extravaganza
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6.80
201 votes

#1 - Auction Extravaganza

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/11/2014

Rene and Casey return to the auctions; Dave finds a piece of board game history; Jarrod and Brandi try to get a locker; Darrell and Brandon show their moves.

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Super Bros. Shuffle
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6.80
141 votes

#2 - Super Bros. Shuffle

Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 7/2/2013

The buyers head back to Costa Mesa, CA. Ivy Calvin goes all in, and then taps out. Darrell finds something "Super" collectible. Jarrod and Brandi buy, and what they find could be worth twenty-five grand. And Barry bets against himself...and wins!

Battle of the Brows
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6.80
113 votes

#3 - Battle of the Brows

Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/2/2013

The buyers swoop into Moreno Valley, CA. Darrell Sheets tries to play the nice guy, and finishes last. Rene and Casey buy a perfect unit for their store, and then get their groove on. Jarrod finally finds a Rolex...of sorts. And Barry Weiss thinks he scored, but is he right on the button?

The Young and the Reckless
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6.81
234 votes

#4 - The Young and the Reckless

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/4/2012

The buyers trek to Murietta, CA. Jeff Jarred resurfaces, and that doesn't sit well with the Dotsons. Barry Weiss figures a couple things out. Jarrod and Brandi gamble on a unit, and the results are electric. And Dave Hester raises the price of "Storage Poker," but how high will it go?

In Pain In The Membrane
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6.81
32 votes

#5 - In Pain In The Membrane

Season 14 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2022

In Victorville, a friendly duel runs Dusty up, but his vinyl might save him; Ivy's locker shines some light on the business; Lisa learns that she needs her locker about as much as she needs a hole in her head.

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She Sure Has A Type
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6.85
34 votes

#6 - She Sure Has A Type

Season 13 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/14/2021

In Lancaster, it's not the other buyers but rather a small animal that catches Lisa off guard, though she does snag a new type of prize. Ivy and Isaiah barrel their way through a unit, leaving them in need of a drink, while Darrell keeps getting stuck behind an old lady.

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Too Many Cooks in the Locker
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6.86
50 votes

#7 - Too Many Cooks in the Locker

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/6/2015

The buyers head to Ivy's home turf of Lancaster, CA, where Mary tries to strike a deal with a surprising ally. Jarrod and Brandi turn up the heat on the competition and each other while Rene goes well outside of his territory to prove his dominance.

The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat
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6.87
62 votes

#8 - The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/1/2015

Moreno Valley, CA, is known for great views and good finds. Darrell tries to smoke the competition and proves that sometimes treasure can look like trash. Mary struggles to wrangle information from the more experienced buyers, but Rene is not looking to share first place in the hunt for the best locker.

Nerds of the Round Table
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6.90
178 votes

#9 - Nerds of the Round Table

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/2014

Ivy tries to continue his winning streak; Rene and Darrell play mind games; Jarrod and Brandi visit a crime scene and travel back in time.

Operation: Intimidation
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6.90
160 votes

#10 - Operation: Intimidation

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2014

Brandi is ready to close the Long Beach store, but Jarrod is determined to save it by scoring more lockers. Ivy tries to intimidate other buyers while Darrell gets the shock treatment. Will Rene's cockiness get the best of him?

Just Deserts
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6.94
174 votes

#11 - Just Deserts

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2015

The desert town of Indio holds treasures, but which buyer will come out on top? Ivy uses a dastardly tactic to rouse the competition as the auction forces Mary to travel well out of her comfort zone. Rene steps up his game, while Darrell tries to score despite Brandon's sour mood.

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Padian: P.I.
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6.96
68 votes

#12 - Padian: P.I.

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/1/2015

The auction goes back to Fontana, CA and the buyers come loaded for action. Ivy is excited to return to an area known for the items he needs, but Jarrod and Brandi must employ some sharp strategy to get a good locker. Darrel and Brandon are looking to score heavy which puts Mary at the bottom hoping for a top unit.

An Austrian In Perris
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6.97
35 votes

#13 - An Austrian In Perris

Season 13 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/30/2021

Brandi is all smiles in Perris, as she does everything she can to stay positive. Darrell lights it up on a unit with some vintage totes, while Gunter plays on Rene's last nerve, insisting on a locker (almost) full of garbage.

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Fear and Loathing in Placentia
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6.99
171 votes

#14 - Fear and Loathing in Placentia

Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 6/25/2013

The buyers head to Placentia, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find something that may tip the scales in their favor. Rene and Casey score with a locker full of luggage. Barry buys a unit that makes him question his place in the auction game. And Darrell discovers dental equipment...or does he?

The Return of the Mogul's Return!
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7.00
172 votes

#15 - The Return of the Mogul's Return!

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/12/2014

At an auction in Montclair, Ivy rakes in the dollar bills while Darrell keeps things old school and finds something that will launch him to new heights. Brandi worries Jarrod's hangover will get in the way of buying. And despite his fight with Laura, Dave just won't stay away and ends up hacking the competition.

Palm Springs Throwdown
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7.01
150 votes

#16 - Palm Springs Throwdown

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/6/2015

The buyers head to Palm Springs where more than the prices get hot under the desert sun. Ivy brings his games with his sights set on a high roller locker, while Rene tries to play it cool despite the high temperatures. Mary holds her own against the competition and the desert heat gets the better of Dan and Dave as tempers flare.

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Pretty Fly...For a Locker!
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7.03
37 votes

#17 - Pretty Fly...For a Locker!

Season 13 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/30/2021

San Bernardino brings out the warrior in Ivy, who goes up against an upstart buyer. Kenny has his eye on a locker that leaves him needing a massage; while Lisa angles for a smaller unit but ends up with the catch of the day.

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Stanton and Redeliver
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7.03
36 votes

#18 - Stanton and Redeliver

Season 13 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/9/2021

A confident Kenny has a 3-step plan for success in Stanton. Darrell helps Kimber find winning items for her new boutique. Rene brings Casey, who needs a distraction. And Laura takes lead as auctioneer, while Dan... holds the clipboard.

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Children of the Cornbread
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7.04
23 votes

#19 - Children of the Cornbread

Season 14 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/12/2022

Ivy is on the warpath in Lancaster, doing his best to intimidate the other buyers, and he won't be losing any sleep over it. Brandi begrudgingly lets Bozek decide which locker they buy. Dusty goes up against the King to prove a point... that pettiness doesn't pay. Kenny fears Ivy's "army."

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Who Let the Daves Out
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7.05
63 votes

#20 - Who Let the Daves Out

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/6/2015

The buyers hit a vault auction in Huntington Beach where Dave decides to bring a few friends to help him out. Mary struggles to win a vault and keep her inexperience under wraps, while Rene gets wrapped up in a different way with a tough discovery.

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You Can Lead A Horse To A Locker, But You Can't Make Him Bid
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7.05
42 votes

#21 - You Can Lead A Horse To A Locker, But You Can't Make Him Bid

Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/8/2022

It's just another Riverside auction, until Barry and Kenny show up in their alternative fuel vehicle. Lisa does her best to break the curse of the bad locker and Ivy finds some curious denominations.

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Come and Knock on Our Locker
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7.06
35 votes

#22 - Come and Knock on Our Locker

Season 13 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/4/2022

Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but makes the best of it in Fullerton. Ivy snipes one locker and grabs a second, knocking out the competition. Kenny finds something precious, while Darrell's stealthy bidding goes... unnoticed.

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Nothing is Impossible
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7.06
35 votes

#23 - Nothing is Impossible

Season 13 - Episode 28 - Aired 1/4/2022

It's a hot one in Moreno Valley, with temperatures reaching the 100s. Kenny fights the heat by providing everyone with popsicles. Rene brings along his daughter, Tatiana, who needs a math lesson or two. Both of Ivy's sons lend a helping hand. While newcomer Dusty, bites the Dust...y.

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The Education of Miss Profit
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7.06
163 votes

#24 - The Education of Miss Profit

Season 5 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/16/2014

The buyers are back in Moreno Valley, CA where Darrell and Brandon discover the sweet taste of success. Mary Padian's looking for love...and nice units. And the sequel to Jarrod and Brandi's last trip to Moreno Valley, "The Adventures of Max Profit" quickly turns into..."The Education of Miss Profit."

What Cowboy Dreams May Come
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7.06
49 votes

#25 - What Cowboy Dreams May Come

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/6/2015

Santa Ana is Dave Hester's old stomping grounds and he plays it to his diabolical advantage as he makes the other buyers struggle to get a decent locker. Jarrod and Brandi can't seem to get on their game while Rene has to hit hard to get a unit. Ivy Clavin crashes the auction in Orange County, but can he come out a winner against some new competition?