The WORST episodes of Storage Wars
Every episode of Storage Wars ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Storage Wars!
A&E presents the new original real-life series "Storage Wars," which follows professional buyers and their teams as they scour repossessed storage units in search of hidden treasure. Part gamblers, part detectives, these auction pros have found everything from coffins to the world's most valuable comic book collection, paying as little as ten dollars for items valued in the millions. Each episode of "Storage Wars" follows a group of bidders as they get a quick peek inside the units, aided only by the beam of a flashlight. They then must assess on the spot if the unit is worth a bid and how high they will actually go to grasp the gold. The high-stakes fun begins as we see if the resulting buy is full of mostly trash... or true treasure. Driven by Dan Dotson, one of the most successful and outrageous auctioneers in the country, the cast of buyers is as colorful and varied as the treasures they uncover.
#1 - If Ya Got It, Flaut It
Season 15 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/8/2023
Kenny happens upon a familiar vehicle and follows it all the way to Lancaster for an auction; Rene tries to find new luck, after losing in Vegas; Lisa tries to make up for last time; the Calvins look to a higher power for their profit.
#2 - Nerds of the Round Table
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/2014
Ivy tries to continue his winning streak; Rene and Darrell play mind games; Jarrod and Brandi visit a crime scene and travel back in time.
#3 - The Young and the Reckless
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/4/2012
The buyers trek to Murietta, CA. Jeff Jarred resurfaces, and that doesn't sit well with the Dotsons. Barry Weiss figures a couple things out. Jarrod and Brandi gamble on a unit, and the results are electric. And Dave Hester raises the price of "Storage Poker," but how high will it go?
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#4 - Auction Extravaganza
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/11/2014
Rene and Casey return to the auctions; Dave finds a piece of board game history; Jarrod and Brandi try to get a locker; Darrell and Brandon show their moves.
#5 - Super Bros. Shuffle
Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 7/2/2013
The buyers head back to Costa Mesa, CA. Ivy Calvin goes all in, and then taps out. Darrell finds something "Super" collectible. Jarrod and Brandi buy, and what they find could be worth twenty-five grand. And Barry bets against himself...and wins!
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#6 - Battle of the Brows
Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/2/2013
The buyers swoop into Moreno Valley, CA. Darrell Sheets tries to play the nice guy, and finishes last. Rene and Casey buy a perfect unit for their store, and then get their groove on. Jarrod finally finds a Rolex...of sorts. And Barry Weiss thinks he scored, but is he right on the button?
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#7 - Your PawPaw Loves You!
Season 15 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/25/2023
Lisa returns to Moreno Valley, where it all started, and gets nostalgic with her locker. Kenny welcomes a new granddaughter to the clan and would love to find an appropriate unit. Dusty and Lupe put a little elbow grease into their purchase.
#8 - Operation: Intimidation
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2014
Brandi is ready to close the Long Beach store, but Jarrod is determined to save it by scoring more lockers. Ivy tries to intimidate other buyers while Darrell gets the shock treatment. Will Rene's cockiness get the best of him?
#9 - The Return of the Mogul's Return!
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/12/2014
At an auction in Montclair, Ivy rakes in the dollar bills while Darrell keeps things old school and finds something that will launch him to new heights. Brandi worries Jarrod's hangover will get in the way of buying. And despite his fight with Laura, Dave just won't stay away and ends up hacking the competition.
#10 - We Were Promised Fun
Season 15 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/15/2023
Ivy ropes his kids into a beach day in Victorville and they make the best of it; Brandi tries to erase bad camping memories with a good locker; despite Rene giving him a hard time for his choices, Kenny manages to scrape out a decent return.
#11 - In Pain in the Membrane
Season 14 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2022
In Victorville, a friendly duel runs Dusty up, but his vinyl might save him; Ivy's locker shines some light on the business; Lisa learns that she needs her locker about as much as she needs a hole in her head.
#12 - Just Deserts
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2015
The desert town of Indio holds treasures, but which buyer will come out on top? Ivy uses a dastardly tactic to rouse the competition as the auction forces Mary to travel well out of her comfort zone. Rene steps up his game, while Darrell tries to score despite Brandon's sour mood.
#13 - She Sure Has A Type
Season 13 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/14/2021
In Lancaster, it's not the other buyers but rather a small animal that catches Lisa off guard, though she does snag a new type of prize. Ivy and Isaiah barrel their way through a unit, leaving them in need of a drink, while Darrell keeps getting stuck behind an old lady.
#14 - The Hills Have Buys
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/18/2014
Rene and Casey take on rival couple Jarrod and Brandi; Darrell wins an intriguing locker after dodging a bullet; Ivy encounters a furry friend.
#15 - Come and Knock on Our Locker
Season 13 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/4/2022
Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but makes the best of it in Fullerton. Ivy snipes one locker and grabs a second, knocking out the competition. Kenny finds something precious, while Darrell's stealthy bidding goes... unnoticed.
#16 - Zen Masters of the Universe
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/29/2014
Rene is groomed to vanquish the competition; Ivy learns an important locker lesson; Darrell spends the most money of his career.
#17 - Padian: P.I.
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/1/2015
The auction goes back to Fontana, CA and the buyers come loaded for action. Ivy is excited to return to an area known for the items he needs, but Jarrod and Brandi must employ some sharp strategy to get a good locker. Darrel and Brandon are looking to score heavy which puts Mary at the bottom hoping for a top unit.
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#18 - Fear and Loathing in Placentia
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 6/25/2013
The buyers head to Placentia, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find something that may tip the scales in their favor. Rene and Casey score with a locker full of luggage. Barry buys a unit that makes him question his place in the auction game. And Darrell discovers dental equipment...or does he?
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#19 - The Education of Miss Profit
Season 5 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/16/2014
The buyers are back in Moreno Valley, CA where Darrell and Brandon discover the sweet taste of success. Mary Padian's looking for love...and nice units. And the sequel to Jarrod and Brandi's last trip to Moreno Valley, "The Adventures of Max Profit" quickly turns into..."The Education of Miss Profit."
#20 - Bowling for Brandi
Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 8/26/2014
Darrell and Brandon are excited to return to West Covina as it is a hidden honeypot for the tank-topped duo. While it's off the beaten path, Jarrod and Brandi decide to follow Darrel's lead deep into the Inland Empire. Ivy makes the trek in search of low level merchandise and Dave has a first class find.
#21 - Who Let the Daves Out
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/6/2015
The buyers hit a vault auction in Huntington Beach where Dave decides to bring a few friends to help him out. Mary struggles to win a vault and keep her inexperience under wraps, while Rene gets wrapped up in a different way with a tough discovery.
#22 - You Can Lead A Horse To A Locker, But You Can't Make Him Bid
Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/8/2022
It's just another Riverside auction, until Barry and Kenny show up in their alternative fuel vehicle. Lisa does her best to break the curse of the bad locker and Ivy finds some curious denominations.
#23 - Karma is a Bid!
Season 13 - Episode 29 - Aired 1/11/2022
It's a scorcher in Banning, so Kenny dresses "tropical" in hopes of channeling a Caribbean breeze. Rene is on the hunt for piping hot collectables. Ivy can only bring "half" of Isaiah to help. While Brandi's newfound Zen energy at the auction...doesn't last.
#24 - Flight of the Gambler
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/18/2014
The buyers return to Montebello, where Darrell has had some of his biggest scores. Will he repeat or crash and burn? Meanwhile, Brandi learns that Jarrod is facing a problem that affects more than just their business.
#25 - The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/1/2015
Moreno Valley, CA, is known for great views and good finds. Darrell tries to smoke the competition and proves that sometimes treasure can look like trash. Mary struggles to wrangle information from the more experienced buyers, but Rene is not looking to share first place in the hunt for the best locker.
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