The WORST episodes of Storage Wars
Every episode of Storage Wars ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Storage Wars!
A&E presents the new original real-life series "Storage Wars," which follows professional buyers and their teams as they scour repossessed storage units in search of hidden treasure. Part gamblers, part detectives, these auction pros have found everything from coffins to the world's most valuable comic book collection, paying as little as ten dollars for items valued in the millions. Each episode of "Storage Wars" follows a group of bidders as they get a quick peek inside the units, aided only by the beam of a flashlight. They then must assess on the spot if the unit is worth a bid and how high they will actually go to grasp the gold. The high-stakes fun begins as we see if the resulting buy is full of mostly trash... or true treasure. Driven by Dan Dotson, one of the most successful and outrageous auctioneers in the country, the cast of buyers is as colorful and varied as the treasures they uncover.
#1 - If Ya Got It, Flaut It
Season 15 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/8/2023
Kenny happens upon a familiar vehicle and follows it all the way to Lancaster for an auction; Rene tries to find new luck, after losing in Vegas; Lisa tries to make up for last time; the Calvins look to a higher power for their profit.
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#2 - Your PawPaw Loves You!
Season 15 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/25/2023
Lisa returns to Moreno Valley, where it all started, and gets nostalgic with her locker. Kenny welcomes a new granddaughter to the clan and would love to find an appropriate unit. Dusty and Lupe put a little elbow grease into their purchase.
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#3 - The Young and the Reckless
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/4/2012
The buyers trek to Murietta, CA. Jeff Jarred resurfaces, and that doesn't sit well with the Dotsons. Barry Weiss figures a couple things out. Jarrod and Brandi gamble on a unit, and the results are electric. And Dave Hester raises the price of "Storage Poker," but how high will it go?
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#5 - Super Bros. Shuffle
Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 7/2/2013
The buyers head back to Costa Mesa, CA. Ivy Calvin goes all in, and then taps out. Darrell finds something "Super" collectible. Jarrod and Brandi buy, and what they find could be worth twenty-five grand. And Barry bets against himself...and wins!
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#6 - Battle of the Brows
Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/2/2013
The buyers swoop into Moreno Valley, CA. Darrell Sheets tries to play the nice guy, and finishes last. Rene and Casey buy a perfect unit for their store, and then get their groove on. Jarrod finally finds a Rolex...of sorts. And Barry Weiss thinks he scored, but is he right on the button?
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#8 - Operation: Intimidation
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2014
Brandi is ready to close the Long Beach store, but Jarrod is determined to save it by scoring more lockers. Ivy tries to intimidate other buyers while Darrell gets the shock treatment. Will Rene's cockiness get the best of him?
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#9 - She Sure Has A Type
Season 13 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/14/2021
In Lancaster, it's not the other buyers but rather a small animal that catches Lisa off guard, though she does snag a new type of prize. Ivy and Isaiah barrel their way through a unit, leaving them in need of a drink, while Darrell keeps getting stuck behind an old lady.
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#10 - We Were Promised Fun
Season 15 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/15/2023
Ivy ropes his kids into a beach day in Victorville and they make the best of it; Brandi tries to erase bad camping memories with a good locker; despite Rene giving him a hard time for his choices, Kenny manages to scrape out a decent return.
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#11 - The Return of the Mogul's Return!
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/12/2014
At an auction in Montclair, Ivy rakes in the dollar bills while Darrell keeps things old school and finds something that will launch him to new heights. Brandi worries Jarrod's hangover will get in the way of buying. And despite his fight with Laura, Dave just won't stay away and ends up hacking the competition.
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#12 - Come and Knock on Our Locker
Season 13 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/4/2022
Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but makes the best of it in Fullerton. Ivy snipes one locker and grabs a second, knocking out the competition. Kenny finds something precious, while Darrell's stealthy bidding goes... unnoticed.
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#14 - Just Deserts
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2015
The desert town of Indio holds treasures, but which buyer will come out on top? Ivy uses a dastardly tactic to rouse the competition as the auction forces Mary to travel well out of her comfort zone. Rene steps up his game, while Darrell tries to score despite Brandon's sour mood.
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#17 - An Austrian In Perris
Season 13 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/30/2021
Brandi is all smiles in Perris, as she does everything she can to stay positive. Darrell lights it up on a unit with some vintage totes, while Gunter plays on Rene's last nerve, insisting on a locker (almost) full of garbage.
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#18 - Fear and Loathing in Placentia
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 6/25/2013
The buyers head to Placentia, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find something that may tip the scales in their favor. Rene and Casey score with a locker full of luggage. Barry buys a unit that makes him question his place in the auction game. And Darrell discovers dental equipment...or does he?
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#19 - Pretty Fly...For a Locker!
Season 13 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/30/2021
San Bernardino brings out the warrior in Ivy, who goes up against an upstart buyer. Kenny has his eye on a locker that leaves him needing a massage; while Lisa angles for a smaller unit but ends up with the catch of the day.
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#20 - You Can Lead A Horse To A Locker, But You Can't Make Him Bid
Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/8/2022
It's just another Riverside auction, until Barry and Kenny show up in their alternative fuel vehicle. Lisa does her best to break the curse of the bad locker and Ivy finds some curious denominations.
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#21 - Nothing is Impossible
Season 13 - Episode 28 - Aired 1/4/2022
It's a hot one in Moreno Valley, with temperatures reaching the 100s. Kenny fights the heat by providing everyone with popsicles. Rene brings along his daughter, Tatiana, who needs a math lesson or two. Both of Ivy's sons lend a helping hand. While newcomer Dusty, bites the Dust...y.
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#23 - Too Many Cooks in the Locker
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/6/2015
The buyers head to Ivy's home turf of Lancaster, CA, where Mary tries to strike a deal with a surprising ally. Jarrod and Brandi turn up the heat on the competition and each other while Rene goes well outside of his territory to prove his dominance.
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#25 - The Education of Miss Profit
Season 5 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/16/2014
The buyers are back in Moreno Valley, CA where Darrell and Brandon discover the sweet taste of success. Mary Padian's looking for love...and nice units. And the sequel to Jarrod and Brandi's last trip to Moreno Valley, "The Adventures of Max Profit" quickly turns into..."The Education of Miss Profit."