The BEST episodes of Small Town Security
Every episode of Small Town Security ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Small Town Security!
Executive produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver, "Small Town Security" (formerly "JJK Security") focuses on a small, family-owned private security company located in rural Georgia.
#1 - Elite Force!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/16/2013
Lt. Croft aims to turn the guards of JJK into an elite force by putting them through a rigorous set of training exercises. Meanwhile, the Chief has fallen off her diet in a big way, so Irwin and her doctor come up with some surprising ways to get her moving again.
#2 - JJK for Sale
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2013
Captain schemes to sell Chief’s Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.
#3 - A Starr Is Born
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/30/2013
Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief’s wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.
#4 - Old Family, New Member
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/6/2013
Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.
#5 - Inipi
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/13/2013
Brian organizes a boys’ trip: Captain’s first male-only outing and Major’s first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.
#6 - All Hands on Deck
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/20/2013
Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan’s local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.
#7 - The Man Makes the Suit
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/27/2013
In the Season 2 finale, Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr undergoes surgery. Meanwhile, Christa recruits a goat to trim the office's lawn.
#8 - The Wicked Witch of Georgia
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/9/2013
The gang at JJK deals with the fallout of having a TV series. Meanwhile, Irwin recruits Christa to help bring in new accounts, and the Chief tries to redeem herself with a gift to help the Lt. with his transition.
#9 - Hail to the Chief
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/24/2014
Irwin can relax as Joan recovers in L.A. Dennis reveals something shocking about Joan as everyone celebrates JJK's 30th anniversary.
#10 - The Belly of the Beast
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2014
The guards go on a training mission overnight in a cave; Joan addresses her bad diet habits as her recovery continues.
#12 - Heady Times Part 2
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/3/2014
Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.
#13 - Heady Times Part 1
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/27/2014
JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.
#14 - Lambchop's Last Bite
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/20/2014
JJK gets a muddy gig, and Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Meanwhile, Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.
#15 - The Dragon Takes Flight
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/13/2014
Capt. Starr turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Chief. Meanwhile, Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.
#16 - Someone's Got the Meatball
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/6/2014
In the Season 3 opener, Captain Starr makes a new training tape for JJK, and Chief decides to capitalize on the "Speecy Spicy Meatball." Meanwhile, Irwin shows off his storage room.
#17 - Lieutenant Croft's Release
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/2/2012
In the Season 1 finale, the Chief offers the Lieutenant advice on sex and romance; and later, while the Chief's promoting her TV show, Brian allows Christa to serve a summons.
#18 - Romancing the Joan
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2012
The Captain has a change of heart and rekindles his romance with the Chief; the Lieutenant has problems staying awake.
#19 - The Tornado Effect
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/19/2012
Lt. Croft comes clean about why he lives at the office, but the staff remains aghast at his refusal to shower; the Chief's inability to lose weight continues to eat at her.
#20 - Sneak Attack!
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2012
The Lieutenant tests his people by staging sneak attacks and putting them through pepper-spray training; the Captain deals with his hoarding problem.
#21 - Christa Pista, P.I.
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2012
Christa gets a shot at becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly cousin visits the firm and gets off on the wrong foot by insulting Christa.
#22 - Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/29/2012
A business consultant attempts to teach employees to behave in a more professional manner; Captain hopes to put a halt to his hoarding habit.
#23 - The Testosterone Triangle
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/2012
Chief has a tough time accepting Lt. Croft's shocking past; and Captain is in the midst of a professional and sexual slump.
#24 - Joan Koplan’s Forum
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012
The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security and the Chief gets a public access talk show; on her first episode she drops a bombshell.