The BEST Episodes of Small Town Security
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 5, 2021
Executive produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver, "Small Town Security" (formerly "JJK Security") focuses on a small, family-owned private security company located in rural Georgia.
#1 - The Man Makes the Suit
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 27, 2013
In the Season 2 finale, Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr undergoes surgery. Meanwhile, Christa recruits a goat to trim the office's lawn.
#2 - All Hands on Deck
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 20, 2013
Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan’s local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.
#3 - Elite Force!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 16, 2013
Lt. Croft aims to turn the guards of JJK into an elite force by putting them through a rigorous set of training exercises. Meanwhile, the Chief has fallen off her diet in a big way, so Irwin and her doctor come up with some surprising ways to get her moving again.
#4 - A Starr Is Born
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired May 30, 2013
Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief’s wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.
#5 - JJK for Sale
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 23, 2013
Captain schemes to sell Chief’s Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.
#6 - Old Family, New Member
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 6, 2013
Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.
#7 - The Wicked Witch of Georgia
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 9, 2013
The gang at JJK deals with the fallout of having a TV series. Meanwhile, Irwin recruits Christa to help bring in new accounts, and the Chief tries to redeem herself with a gift to help the Lt. with his transition.
#8 - Inipi
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 13, 2013
Brian organizes a boys’ trip: Captain’s first male-only outing and Major’s first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.
#9 - The Dragon Takes Flight
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired May 13, 2014
Capt. Starr turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Chief. Meanwhile, Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.
#10 - Heady Times Part 2
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 3, 2014
Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.
#11 - Watch Dogs
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 10, 2014
Joan resists rest; Dennis meets McGruff.
#12 - Lambchop's Last Bite
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired May 20, 2014
JJK gets a muddy gig, and Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Meanwhile, Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.
#13 - Heady Times Part 1
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired May 27, 2014
JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.
#14 - The Belly of the Beast
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 17, 2014
The guards go on a training mission overnight in a cave; Joan addresses her bad diet habits as her recovery continues.
#15 - Hail to the Chief
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 24, 2014
Irwin can relax as Joan recovers in L.A. Dennis reveals something shocking about Joan as everyone celebrates JJK's 30th anniversary.
#16 - Someone's Got the Meatball
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired May 6, 2014
In the Season 3 opener, Captain Starr makes a new training tape for JJK, and Chief decides to capitalize on the "Speecy Spicy Meatball." Meanwhile, Irwin shows off his storage room.
#17 - Joan Koplan’s Forum
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 15, 2012
The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security and the Chief gets a public access talk show; on her first episode she drops a bombshell.
#18 - The Testosterone Triangle
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 22, 2012
Chief has a tough time accepting Lt. Croft's shocking past; and Captain is in the midst of a professional and sexual slump.
#19 - Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 29, 2012
A business consultant attempts to teach employees to behave in a more professional manner; Captain hopes to put a halt to his hoarding habit.
#20 - Christa Pista, P.I.
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 5, 2012
Christa gets a shot at becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly cousin visits the firm and gets off on the wrong foot by insulting Christa.
#21 - Sneak Attack!
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 12, 2012
The Lieutenant tests his people by staging sneak attacks and putting them through pepper-spray training; the Captain deals with his hoarding problem.
#22 - The Tornado Effect
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 19, 2012
Lt. Croft comes clean about why he lives at the office, but the staff remains aghast at his refusal to shower; the Chief's inability to lose weight continues to eat at her.
#23 - Romancing the Joan
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 26, 2012
The Captain has a change of heart and rekindles his romance with the Chief; the Lieutenant has problems staying awake.
#24 - Lieutenant Croft's Release
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 2, 2012
In the Season 1 finale, the Chief offers the Lieutenant advice on sex and romance; and later, while the Chief's promoting her TV show, Brian allows Christa to serve a summons.