The BEST episodes of Small Town Security

Every episode of Small Town Security ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Small Town Security!

Executive produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver, "Small Town Security" (formerly "JJK Security") focuses on a small, family-owned private security company located in rural Georgia.

Last Updated: 5/31/2025Network: AMCStatus: Ended

9.90

31 votes

#1 - All Hands on Deck

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/20/2013

Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan’s local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.

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9.90

30 votes

#2 - Elite Force!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/16/2013

Lt. Croft aims to turn the guards of JJK into an elite force by putting them through a rigorous set of training exercises. Meanwhile, the Chief has fallen off her diet in a big way, so Irwin and her doctor come up with some surprising ways to get her moving again.

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9.88

32 votes

#3 - A Starr Is Born

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/30/2013

Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief’s wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.

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9.84

31 votes

#4 - JJK for Sale

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2013

Captain schemes to sell Chief’s Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.

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9.84

31 votes

#5 - Old Family, New Member

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/6/2013

Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.

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9.81

32 votes

#6 - The Wicked Witch of Georgia

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/9/2013

The gang at JJK deals with the fallout of having a TV series. Meanwhile, Irwin recruits Christa to help bring in new accounts, and the Chief tries to redeem herself with a gift to help the Lt. with his transition.

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9.76

33 votes

#7 - Inipi

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/13/2013

Brian organizes a boys’ trip: Captain’s first male-only outing and Major’s first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.

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9.75

32 votes

#8 - The Man Makes the Suit

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/27/2013

In the Season 2 finale, Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr undergoes surgery. Meanwhile, Christa recruits a goat to trim the office's lawn.

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7.67

3 votes

#9 - The Testosterone Triangle

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/2012

Chief has a tough time accepting Lt. Croft's shocking past; and Captain is in the midst of a professional and sexual slump.

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7.00

2 votes

#10 - Watch Dogs

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/10/2014

Joan resists rest; Dennis meets McGruff.

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7.00

2 votes

#11 - Heady Times Part 2

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/3/2014

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

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7.00

2 votes

#12 - The Dragon Takes Flight

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/13/2014

Capt. Starr turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Chief. Meanwhile, Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.

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7.00

3 votes

#13 - Joan Koplan’s Forum

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security and the Chief gets a public access talk show; on her first episode she drops a bombshell.

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6.50

2 votes

#14 - Lambchop's Last Bite

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/20/2014

JJK gets a muddy gig, and Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Meanwhile, Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

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6.50

2 votes

#15 - Heady Times Part 1

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/27/2014

JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

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6.50

2 votes

#16 - The Belly of the Beast

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2014

The guards go on a training mission overnight in a cave; Joan addresses her bad diet habits as her recovery continues.

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6.50

2 votes

#17 - Hail to the Chief

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/24/2014

Irwin can relax as Joan recovers in L.A. Dennis reveals something shocking about Joan as everyone celebrates JJK's 30th anniversary.

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6.33

3 votes

#18 - Someone's Got the Meatball

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/6/2014

In the Season 3 opener, Captain Starr makes a new training tape for JJK, and Chief decides to capitalize on the "Speecy Spicy Meatball." Meanwhile, Irwin shows off his storage room.

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5.50

2 votes

#19 - Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/29/2012

A business consultant attempts to teach employees to behave in a more professional manner; Captain hopes to put a halt to his hoarding habit.

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5.50

2 votes

#20 - The Tornado Effect

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/19/2012

Lt. Croft comes clean about why he lives at the office, but the staff remains aghast at his refusal to shower; the Chief's inability to lose weight continues to eat at her.

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5.50

2 votes

#21 - Romancing the Joan

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2012

The Captain has a change of heart and rekindles his romance with the Chief; the Lieutenant has problems staying awake.

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5.50

2 votes

#22 - Lieutenant Croft's Release

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/2/2012

In the Season 1 finale, the Chief offers the Lieutenant advice on sex and romance; and later, while the Chief's promoting her TV show, Brian allows Christa to serve a summons.

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0.00

0 votes

#23 - Christa Pista, P.I.

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2012

Christa gets a shot at becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly cousin visits the firm and gets off on the wrong foot by insulting Christa.

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0.00

0 votes

#24 - Sneak Attack!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2012

The Lieutenant tests his people by staging sneak attacks and putting them through pepper-spray training; the Captain deals with his hoarding problem.

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