The BEST Episodes of Small Town Security

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 5, 2021

Network: AMC

Executive produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver, "Small Town Security" (formerly "JJK Security") focuses on a small, family-owned private security company located in rural Georgia.

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The Man Makes the Suit

#1 - The Man Makes the Suit

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 27, 2013

In the Season 2 finale, Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr undergoes surgery. Meanwhile, Christa recruits a goat to trim the office's lawn.

star 9.97
31 votes
All Hands on Deck

#2 - All Hands on Deck

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 20, 2013

Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan’s local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.

star 9.90
31 votes
Elite Force!

#3 - Elite Force!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 16, 2013

Lt. Croft aims to turn the guards of JJK into an elite force by putting them through a rigorous set of training exercises. Meanwhile, the Chief has fallen off her diet in a big way, so Irwin and her doctor come up with some surprising ways to get her moving again.

star 9.90
30 votes
A Starr Is Born

#4 - A Starr Is Born

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired May 30, 2013

Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief’s wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.

star 9.88
32 votes
JJK for Sale

#5 - JJK for Sale

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 23, 2013

Captain schemes to sell Chief’s Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.

star 9.84
31 votes
Old Family, New Member

#6 - Old Family, New Member

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 6, 2013

Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.

star 9.84
31 votes
The Wicked Witch of Georgia

#7 - The Wicked Witch of Georgia

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 9, 2013

The gang at JJK deals with the fallout of having a TV series. Meanwhile, Irwin recruits Christa to help bring in new accounts, and the Chief tries to redeem herself with a gift to help the Lt. with his transition.

star 9.81
32 votes
Inipi

#8 - Inipi

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 13, 2013

Brian organizes a boys’ trip: Captain’s first male-only outing and Major’s first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.

star 9.76
33 votes
The Dragon Takes Flight

#9 - The Dragon Takes Flight

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired May 13, 2014

Capt. Starr turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Chief. Meanwhile, Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.

star 7.00
2 votes
Heady Times Part 2

#10 - Heady Times Part 2

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 3, 2014

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

star 7.00
2 votes
Watch Dogs

#11 - Watch Dogs

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 10, 2014

Joan resists rest; Dennis meets McGruff.

star 7.00
2 votes
Lambchop's Last Bite

#12 - Lambchop's Last Bite

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired May 20, 2014

JJK gets a muddy gig, and Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Meanwhile, Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

star 6.50
2 votes
Heady Times Part 1

#13 - Heady Times Part 1

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired May 27, 2014

JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

star 6.50
2 votes
The Belly of the Beast

#14 - The Belly of the Beast

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 17, 2014

The guards go on a training mission overnight in a cave; Joan addresses her bad diet habits as her recovery continues.

star 6.50
2 votes
Hail to the Chief

#15 - Hail to the Chief

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 24, 2014

Irwin can relax as Joan recovers in L.A. Dennis reveals something shocking about Joan as everyone celebrates JJK's 30th anniversary.

star 6.50
2 votes
Someone's Got the Meatball

#16 - Someone's Got the Meatball

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired May 6, 2014

In the Season 3 opener, Captain Starr makes a new training tape for JJK, and Chief decides to capitalize on the "Speecy Spicy Meatball." Meanwhile, Irwin shows off his storage room.

star 6.25
4 votes
Joan Koplan’s Forum

#17 - Joan Koplan’s Forum

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 15, 2012

The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security and the Chief gets a public access talk show; on her first episode she drops a bombshell.

star 0.00
0 votes
The Testosterone Triangle

#18 - The Testosterone Triangle

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 22, 2012

Chief has a tough time accepting Lt. Croft's shocking past; and Captain is in the midst of a professional and sexual slump.

star 0.00
0 votes
Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar

#19 - Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 29, 2012

A business consultant attempts to teach employees to behave in a more professional manner; Captain hopes to put a halt to his hoarding habit.

star 0.00
0 votes
Christa Pista, P.I.

#20 - Christa Pista, P.I.

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 5, 2012

Christa gets a shot at becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly cousin visits the firm and gets off on the wrong foot by insulting Christa.

star 0.00
0 votes
Sneak Attack!

#21 - Sneak Attack!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 12, 2012

The Lieutenant tests his people by staging sneak attacks and putting them through pepper-spray training; the Captain deals with his hoarding problem.

star 0.00
0 votes
The Tornado Effect

#22 - The Tornado Effect

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 19, 2012

Lt. Croft comes clean about why he lives at the office, but the staff remains aghast at his refusal to shower; the Chief's inability to lose weight continues to eat at her.

star 0.00
0 votes
Romancing the Joan

#23 - Romancing the Joan

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 26, 2012

The Captain has a change of heart and rekindles his romance with the Chief; the Lieutenant has problems staying awake.

star 0.00
0 votes
Lieutenant Croft's Release

#24 - Lieutenant Croft's Release

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 2, 2012

In the Season 1 finale, the Chief offers the Lieutenant advice on sex and romance; and later, while the Chief's promoting her TV show, Brian allows Christa to serve a summons.

star 0.00
0 votes