The Best Episodes of Sirens (2014)

Last Updated: Apr 29, 2018

"Sirens" follows the ridiculous antics of three Chicago EMTs. A group of unruly men when it comes to their personal lives, these guys are the best in the business professionally and can handle any life-threatening situation that winds up in their ambulance. Good looking and sports-loving Johnny leads the crew, featuring his outspoken and refreshingly honest longtime best friend Hank and impressionable and eager new recruit Brian. Offering a needed female perspective is Theresa, a smart, independent cop with the Chicago PD who finds herself in love purgatory with her ex, Johnny. Together this foursome delve into hot issues such as bromances, friends with benefits and the danger of internet browser history.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

#1 - Itsy Bitsy Spider

Season 1 - Episode 8

After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

star 8.15
151 votes
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Shotgun Wedding

#2 - Shotgun Wedding

Season 1 - Episode 10

Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

star 8.10
147 votes
Directors: Richie Keen
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Till Jeff Do Us Part

#3 - Till Jeff Do Us Part

Season 1 - Episode 7

Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

star 8.09
164 votes
Directors: Jason Ensler
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Alcohol Related Injury

#4 - Alcohol Related Injury

Season 1 - Episode 5

After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

star 8.09
167 votes
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The Finger

#5 - The Finger

Season 1 - Episode 6

Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

star 8.08
167 votes
Directors: Jason Ensler
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Sub-Primal Fears

#6 - Sub-Primal Fears

Season 2 - Episode 13

After the guys treat a man with a fear of hospitals, Brian confronts his own fear of moving out. Meanwhile, Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.

star 8.07
121 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
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There's No ''I'' in Cream

#7 - There's No ''I'' in Cream

Season 1 - Episode 9

While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

star 8.03
161 votes
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#8 - Transcendual

Season 2 - Episode 4

Johnny and Hank are given free passes to a health club after treating a gym rat; and Voodoo tests Brian's ability to remain in a sexless relationship.

star 8.02
107 votes
Directors: Richie Keen
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Let Pythons Be Pythons

#9 - Let Pythons Be Pythons

Season 2 - Episode 7

The guys confront chaos when a car crash releases an unusual passenger. Meanwhile, Billy deals with a different sort of chaos when he accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

star 8.01
107 votes
Directors: John Embom
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All the Single Ladies

#10 - All the Single Ladies

Season 2 - Episode 5

Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

star 7.99
119 votes
Directors: Richie Keen
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#11 - Briandipity

Season 2 - Episode 3

The guys contemplate fate and serendipity after several random, but fortuitous, incidents; and Johnny becomes upset with Theresa when he learns that she doubts destiny brought them together.

star 7.96
115 votes
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Rachel McAdams Topless

#12 - Rachel McAdams Topless

Season 1 - Episode 3

A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

star 7.91
181 votes

#13 - Superdick

Season 2 - Episode 1

After saving a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa; Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

star 7.91
117 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
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Famous Last Words

#14 - Famous Last Words

Season 1 - Episode 4

A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

star 7.89
167 votes
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#15 - Balls

Season 2 - Episode 10

Things get mixed up when Johnny, Theresa, Billy, and Maeve start playing tennis together. Cash helps Hank shop for his mom's birthday. Brian subs for Cash and rides with Voodoo and Stats.

star 7.87
135 votes
Directors: Bob Fisher
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Johnny Nightingale

#16 - Johnny Nightingale

Season 2 - Episode 2

Johnny has an encounter with an overly grateful patient; Brian agrees to escort an injured girl to her prom.

star 7.86
117 votes
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Screw the One Percent

#17 - Screw the One Percent

Season 2 - Episode 6

Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord.

star 7.80
115 votes
Directors: Richie Keen
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No Love

#18 - No Love

Season 2 - Episode 12

After witnessing the respect Theresa gets, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program to ear respect for EMTs.

star 7.78
120 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
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#19 - Charbroiled

Season 2 - Episode 9

A drunken brawl between Cubs and Sox fans reverberates at a family barbecue where petty disputes play out over a new gas grill and a big punch bowl full of Hurricanes.

star 7.77
131 votes
Directors: John Embom
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A Bitch Named Karma

#20 - A Bitch Named Karma

Season 1 - Episode 2

A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

star 7.76
210 votes
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Six Feet Over/Under

#21 - Six Feet Over/Under

Season 2 - Episode 11

When Johnny's dad goes into a coma, Johnny's mom deals with her grief by placing bets on the time of her ex-husband's death. Meanwhile the guys can’t get a certain song out of their heads.

star 7.70
135 votes
Directors: Richie Keen
Hypocritical Oath

#22 - Hypocritical Oath

Season 2 - Episode 8

After they save a local mobster, Brian tries to get the guys to makes some changes in the rig, Hank considers the worst person he's ever helped, and Billy goes looking for his old pony.

star 7.65
140 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
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#23 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1

Chicago EMT’s and longtime best friends Johnny and Hank are breaking in Brian, an eager new recruit. Johnny’s on again-off again relationship with Theresa, a cop with Chicago PD, is the main topic of the day. Hank implores him to move on, especially when he sees Theresa flirt with her new partner Danny, who Hank calls a dead ringer for Denzel Washington. But Johnny’s not ready to let go, even though it was his inability to commit that drove Theresa away. And when he finds out that she has a date that very night, he enlists Hank and a reluctant Brian to help him with a stakeout.

star 7.50
274 votes
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