Sirens (2014)

The BEST episodes of Sirens (2014)

Every episode of Sirens (2014) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Sirens (2014)!

"Sirens" follows the ridiculous antics of three Chicago EMTs. A group of unruly men when it comes to their personal lives, these guys are the best in the business professionally and can handle any life-threatening situation that winds up in their ambulance. Good looking and sports-loving Johnny leads the crew, featuring his outspoken and refreshingly honest longtime best friend Hank and impressionable and eager new recruit Brian. Offering a needed female perspective is Theresa, a smart, independent cop with the Chicago PD who finds herself in love purgatory with her ex, Johnny. Together this foursome delve into hot issues such as bromances, friends with benefits and the danger of internet browser history.

Last Updated: 8/15/2022Network: USA Network
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Itsy Bitsy Spider
star
8.09
353 votes

#1 - Itsy Bitsy Spider

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2014

After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

Watch Now:Amazon
Till Jeff Do Us Part
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8.02
364 votes

#2 - Till Jeff Do Us Part

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/10/2014

Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

Directors: Jason Ensler
Watch Now:Amazon
All the Single Ladies
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7.95
207 votes

#3 - All the Single Ladies

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2015

Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

Directors: Richie Keen
Watch Now:Amazon
Transcendual
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7.94
172 votes

#4 - Transcendual

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2015

Johnny and Hank are given free passes to a health club after treating a gym rat; and Voodoo tests Brian's ability to remain in a sexless relationship.

Directors: Richie Keen
Watch Now:Amazon
Let Pythons Be Pythons
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7.93
172 votes

#5 - Let Pythons Be Pythons

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2015

The guys confront chaos when a car crash releases an unusual passenger. Meanwhile, Billy deals with a different sort of chaos when he accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

Directors: John Enbom
Watch Now:Amazon
There's No ''I'' in Cream
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7.92
361 votes

#6 - There's No ''I'' in Cream

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/24/2014

While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

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Briandipity
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7.90
178 votes

#7 - Briandipity

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2015

The guys contemplate fate and serendipity after several random, but fortuitous, incidents; and Johnny becomes upset with Theresa when he learns that she doubts destiny brought them together.

Directors: Michael Blieden
Watch Now:Amazon
Shotgun Wedding
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7.76
320 votes

#8 - Shotgun Wedding

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/1/2014

Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

Directors: Richie Keen
Watch Now:Amazon
Balls
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7.73
200 votes

#9 - Balls

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2015

Things get mixed up when Johnny, Theresa, Billy, and Maeve start playing tennis together. Cash helps Hank shop for his mom's birthday. Brian subs for Cash and rides with Voodoo and Stats.

Directors: Bob Fisher
Watch Now:Amazon
Sub-Primal Fears
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7.71
184 votes

#10 - Sub-Primal Fears

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/2015

After the guys treat a man with a fear of hospitals, Brian confronts his own fear of moving out. Meanwhile, Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.

Directors: Steve Pink
Watch Now:Amazon
The Finger
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7.68
341 votes

#11 - The Finger

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/3/2014

Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

Directors: Jason Ensler
Watch Now:Amazon
Rachel McAdams Topless
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7.66
386 votes

#12 - Rachel McAdams Topless

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/13/2014

A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:Amazon
Alcohol Related Injury
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7.66
317 votes

#13 - Alcohol Related Injury

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/27/2014

After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:Amazon
Superdick
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7.65
208 votes

#14 - Superdick

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/27/2015

After saving a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa; Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

Directors: Jay Karas
Watch Now:Amazon
Famous Last Words
star
7.59
342 votes

#15 - Famous Last Words

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/20/2014

A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

Directors: Michael Blieden
Watch Now:Amazon
No Love
star
7.58
158 votes

#16 - No Love

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/7/2015

After witnessing the respect Theresa gets, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program to ear respect for EMTs.

Directors: Steve Pink
Watch Now:Amazon
Johnny Nightingale
star
7.58
210 votes

#17 - Johnny Nightingale

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/27/2015

Johnny has an encounter with an overly grateful patient; Brian agrees to escort an injured girl to her prom.

Directors: Michael Blieden
Watch Now:Amazon
Screw the One Percent
star
7.56
207 votes

#18 - Screw the One Percent

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2015

Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord.

Directors: Richie Keen
Watch Now:Amazon
Pilot
star
7.50
508 votes

#19 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2014

Chicago EMT’s and longtime best friends Johnny and Hank are breaking in Brian, an eager new recruit. Johnny’s on again-off again relationship with Theresa, a cop with Chicago PD, is the main topic of the day. Hank implores him to move on, especially when he sees Theresa flirt with her new partner Danny, who Hank calls a dead ringer for Denzel Washington. But Johnny’s not ready to let go, even though it was his inability to commit that drove Theresa away. And when he finds out that she has a date that very night, he enlists Hank and a reluctant Brian to help him with a stakeout.

Directors: Victor Nelli Jr.
Watch Now:Amazon
Charbroiled
star
7.49
197 votes

#20 - Charbroiled

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2015

A drunken brawl between Cubs and Sox fans reverberates at a family barbecue where petty disputes play out over a new gas grill and a big punch bowl full of Hurricanes.

Directors: John Enbom
Watch Now:Amazon
Hypocritical Oath
star
7.48
230 votes

#21 - Hypocritical Oath

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2015

After they save a local mobster, Brian tries to get the guys to makes some changes in the rig, Hank considers the worst person he's ever helped, and Billy goes looking for his old pony.

Directors: Jay Karas
Watch Now:Amazon
A Bitch Named Karma
star
7.42
416 votes

#22 - A Bitch Named Karma

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/6/2014

A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

Directors: Michael Blieden
Watch Now:Amazon
Six Feet Over/Under
star
7.37
199 votes

#23 - Six Feet Over/Under

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/31/2015

When Johnny's dad goes into a coma, Johnny's mom deals with her grief by placing bets on the time of her ex-husband's death. Meanwhile the guys can’t get a certain song out of their heads.

Directors: Richie Keen

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