The WORST episodes of Silk Stalkings

#1 - Where There's a Will...

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/16/1994

Chris and Rita investigate the death of Roland Ballentine. After talking to the deceased's doctor, they discover that the man was murdered; Roland had taken amal nitrate--something he would not have done on his own since he knew he had heart problems. Lance and Lorenzo talk to Roland's son Junior, a constant drunk, and his niece Claire. They find that Junior and Roland were sleeping with the same woman, Eve Kinsley--a stripper who worked for Donnie Dog's "Dream Girls". Chris and Rita also discover that Junior has a gambling problem, and that he needed the inheritance he got to pay off his debts--so all the evidence points to Junior. Meanwhile, Chris and Jillian discover some problems with their relationship when Chris over-reacts to Jillian's colleague's comments about their doctor-patient relationship; and the captain reveals his hobby of collecting baseball cards.

#2 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/7/1991

Chris and Rita investigate the death of a model, who was killed in her condo. The main suspect is Gator Ramsey, the deceased's husband, who was planning a divorce. Soon, however, it looks as though an old rape case may have had something to do with the death. Just when Chris and Rita think they may have a lead, an ex-cop, who may have been able to shed some light on the case, winds up dead in his office.

#3 - Teacher's Pet

Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/11/1998

Tom and Cassy's investigation a prep school teacher's apparent suicide uncovers his affair with a student.

#4 - Black and Blue

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/21/1996

While working at Sunrise House--a shelter for battered women--Holly receives a distress call from Sharon Grayson who says her husband is going to kill her. When Mike and Holly arrive at the scene, they find the husband dead--with two bullets in his body--and Sharon is nowhere to be seen. While Holly believes that Sharon was truly in danger, no one seems to agree, including Allie Grayson, the deceased's daughter, Michael and Donovan. Holly changes her mind, however, when some evidence turns up that shows that Sharon may not really be who she says she is.

#5 - Dirty Laundry

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/12/1991

When a congressman is found dead and naked by the sea, Chris and Rita are assigned to the case. Their first actions are to question the dead man's family, and to check the guest list from the man's party held the night of his murder. All the evidence seems to point to the dead man's son's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Chris helps Rita overcome her insomnia.

#6 - Killer Cop

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/9/1994

A young woman has an erotic passion for male police officers. After an unsuccessful inciden she drives her car and is stopped by a police vehicle. A uniformed man steps close to her car door and lays his leather-gloved hands around her neck and squeezes.

#7 - Hardcopy

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/19/1991

Lorenzo and Lance investigate the murder of a loathed publisher. Chris talks to the deceased's wife, who was about to tell her husband that she wanted a divorce because of his infidelity. The two sergeants also talk to the deceased's business partner who, after his partner's death, was got complete control over the company. The final suspect is the dead man's mistress Avery Benton. Meanwhile, Rita ""runs into"" a concert promoter named Tyler.

#8 - Men Seeking Women

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/5/1991

Chris and Rita investigate the death of a young woman. Soon, they discover that her murder was part of a serial killing by a man who finds his victims in the singles ads. So Rita places an ad in order to try and catch the killer. Meanwhile, Chris reunites with an old lady friend, who has turned to stripping for her income.

#9 - The Sock Drawer

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/1992

A mysterious woman calls the police to report a murder that is going to happen at Ocean Park, near the carousel. When Lorenzo and Lance get there, they are fired upon, even after identifying themselves. They find out that the man who shot at them was their patrol commander John Stonewell. Now Chris and Rita must face a shooting review board because of their commander's lies.

#10 - Going to Babylon

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/14/1991

When a man is found dead on the side of the road, the death appears to have been caused by a heart attack, but the two cops don't think all is as it seems. Chris and Rita suspect that a couple is luring ""amateurs"" to their dungeon for ""sometimes lethal sex."" So Lance and Lorenzo go undercover as a couple of swingers looking to be chosen by the couple, to go to the dungeon. Meanwhile, an old enemy reminds Rita of her father and her youth.

#11 - Crime of Love

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/1993

Although Rita objects, a gigolo/killer-turned-writer is released on parole into the custody of his publisher. When the publisher's oversexed wife is found murdered, Rita immediately suspects the parolee but later learns that he's innocent of this crime.

#12 - T.K.O.

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/1994

A young boxer looks esgerly forward towards his first big match, when his promotor turns against him abd fires his coach. The promotor's bookmaker-friends wants him to loose.... or else

#13 - Team Spirit

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/1993

Two men in their late thirties are abruptly liquidated. They had common colleget background with Bill Marshall, and togeher they all three owned a boat called 'Iron Grid'.

#14 - In the Name of Love

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/28/1991

A man is killed by a bale hook while trying to deliver a million-dollar ransom for his kidnapped daughter. When Chris and Rita investigate, they slowwly discover that there really was no kidnapping. Their main problem is that every time they find a new suspect, he winds up dead. Meanwhile, Chris tries to find time to make a pasta dinner for his new girlfriend Ursula.

#15 - Shock Jock

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/6/1992

A woman is found shot-to-death in her shower. The person who found the body was the victim's lover--a ""Shock Radio"" host. Chris' main suspect is the host, but his alibi is that he was doing his live show at the time of the murder. While on the air, an obsessed fan calls in to admit to killing the host's lover. Meanwhile, Chris goes to talk to Melissa, who works at the same radio station.

#16 - S.O.B.

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/21/1991

A man winds up dead on the beach, so Chris goes to search the deceased's office. While there, Lorenzo finds a date book with the entry ""S.O.B."" and a roll of film. Chris and Rita go to the house belonging to some people in one of the undeveloped pictures. While there, they see the dead man's watch. The two cops decide to investigate a yacht called the ""S.O.B."", where they gain more clues as to the murderer, the way he did it, and why.

#17 - Internal Affair

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/20/1992

After answering a 10-18, burglary in progress, Chris returns fire on, and kills, one of the delinquents trying to drive away. The other felon disappears, as well as gun belonging to the criminal whom Chris shot at. Now all the evidence of the deceased boy being armed is gone and, to make matters worse, a video tape also makes it look like Chris fired alone. Meanwhile, the dead boy's mother seeks revenge against Lorenzo.

#18 - Squeeze Play

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/30/1992

A baseball-team owner is killed with a baseball bat, while his wife calls 911. The main suspect is a baseball player named DJ Martin. While Chris waits for the suspect, Rita goes to talk to the deceased's estranged son Buddy.

#19 - Domestic Agenda

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/5/1992

Chris and Rita investigate the death of a young nanny. The suspect is a wife who saw her husband having an affair with the deceased, but she says that she was sleeping during time of the murder. Meanwhile, Chris debates moving in with his girlfriend, Annie.

#20 - Lady Luck

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/1992

After finding a realtor's business card in a dead man's wallet, Chris and Rita confront the woman. In exchange for immunity, she helps the two detectives set up a sting operation against the owner of an illegal casino, who lets his clients build up huge debts, and then kills them because they cannot pay. Chris goes undercover as a big-spender, ready to play, while Rita plays the part of a blackjack dealer. Meanwhile, Chris and Annie try to work out their problems.

#21 - Working Girl

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/19/1992

Chris and Rita investigate the death of a call girl. The only suspect is her last client--a judge up for reelection. Now Chris and Rita have to find the only witness to the murder: another call girl.

#22 - Carrie & Jessie

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/9/1994

The young daughter of a wealthy family has a split personality, and when the tyrant mother is found dead, she seems to be the obvious target of the police investigation.

#23 - Into the Fire

Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/19/1995

Eric calls Chris in the middle of the night, desperately needing his help. When Chris arrives, he sees Eric get shot to death, and chases after the killers as they drive away--but when he returns to the spot where Eric was shot, the body is gone. The next morning, Special Agent Pete Santos of the BATF shows up in the captain's office, and tells Chris and Rita that Eric was selling arms to a cartel run by Lena Correll; he also says that Eric was working with Johnny Almendarez--the man Chris witnessed shooting Eric. While Rita is too emotional to think straight enough to be effective, she still wants to actively pursue Eric's killer, and so she tags along with Chris. Meanwhile, Rita thinks she may be pregnant with Eric's baby.

#24 - Baser Instincts

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/1992

#25 - Blo-Dri

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/16/1992

Chris and Rita investigate the deaths of a mob lawyer and his hairdresser, who were shot in the barber shop. While Chris thinks the main target was the mob lawyer, Rita thinks it could have been the hair stylist, so they evoke ""club rules."" Meanwhile, Rita shocks everyone at PBPD when she gets the mobster Donnie ""Dogs"" DiBelco to talk with her.