The BEST episodes of Newhart season 3

Every episode of Newhart season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Newhart season 3!

Dick Loudon and wife Joanna relocate from New York City to a small town in Vermont, where they run the historic Stratford Inn. They're surrounded by a town full of oddballs and colorful characters, whom Loudon deals with in various states of bemusement.

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Twenty Year Itch
star
7.18
55 votes

#1 - Twenty Year Itch

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/1984

Joanna has a date, set 20 years earlier, with a former beau in New York. A jealous Dick tags along. An awful trumpet player serenades the inn while he prepares for an audition.

Directors: Dick Martin
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Miss Stephanie
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7.17
52 votes

#2 - Miss Stephanie

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/1984

Larry misinterprets a comment by Stephanie and makes her the object of his undying love.

Directors: Dick Martin
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My Fair Larry
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7.16
49 votes

#3 - My Fair Larry

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/4/1985

Joanna undertakes a massive project when she agrees to try to spruce up Larry, Darryl & Darryl and the Minuteman cafe.

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R.I.P. Off
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7.15
46 votes

#4 - R.I.P. Off

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/8/1985

Harley goes to jail after he is tricked into selling swamp grave plots. Michael, Dick and Joanna set up an "Abscam" to catch the real criminal.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
Writer: Russ Woody
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The Prodigal Darryl
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7.15
47 votes

#5 - The Prodigal Darryl

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/6/1985

Darryl runs off after he and his brother's win a contest for writing the best commerical jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry & the remaining Darryl search for the missing brother. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn in Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.

Directors: Dick Martin
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Once I Had a Secret Love
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7.14
50 votes

#6 - Once I Had a Secret Love

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/11/1985

Dick and Joanna spar after Dick is 'riddled' with doubts when Joanna is set to appear on his Valentines Day Show.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Ellen Guylas
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Tell a Lie, Get a Check
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7.13
61 votes

#7 - Tell a Lie, Get a Check

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/1984

Dick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the cafe. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown cafe is by stretching the truth.

Directors: John Tracy
Writer: Dan Wilcox
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Local Hero
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7.10
50 votes

#8 - Local Hero

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/1985

George is a local hero after he saves two boys from drowning.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Ellen Guylas
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What Makes Dick Run
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7.09
46 votes

#9 - What Makes Dick Run

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/28/1985

Dick and his crew have VITA fever when the local broadcasting awards, the VITAs, are scheduled to be announced. Dick, inspired by a puppet show put on by Larry and the boys for an ailing Stephanie, decides to jazz up his act to win a VITA nomination.

Directors: Dick Martin
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Georgie's Girl
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7.09
47 votes

#10 - Georgie's Girl

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/31/1984

George panics when his girlfriend starts talking marriage. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.

Directors: Jim Drake
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The Fan
star
7.08
50 votes

#11 - The Fan

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/1984

Dick is hounded by an obsessive fan who goes as far as moving into the inn and starting a Dick Loudon fan club.

Directors: John Tracy
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A Hunting We Will Go
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7.08
53 votes

#12 - A Hunting We Will Go

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/1984

Dick, George, Chester, Jim & Michael go duck hunting on the opening day of hunting season to film a television special. They're all stranded when Michael forgets to tie off the boat. With death eminent, they all discuss their regrets in life, including Dick's admission that he always wanted to play Prof. Henry Hill in 'The Music Man'.

Writer: Barton Dean
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Poor Reception
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7.06
49 votes

#13 - Poor Reception

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/1984

After Michael is roped into hiring Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.

Directors: Dick Martin
Writer: E.J. Purdum
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Happy Trails to You
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7.06
51 votes

#14 - Happy Trails to You

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/1984

Dick is dragged into court when a farmer claims Dick plagiarized his work.

Directors: Jim Drake
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Lady in Wading
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7.06
51 votes

#15 - Lady in Wading

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/18/1985

Stephanie falls for a visiting television executive, forcing her to choose between him and Michael.

Directors: John Tracy
Writer: David Mirkin
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You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You
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7.06
51 votes

#16 - You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/11/1985

After demanding extravagent perks, Michael is fired from WPIV. Bev replaces him with Dick. An unemployed Michael falls to pieces, and Dick is exasperated with his new job duties.

Directors: Richard Sakai
Writer: David Mirkin
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Tickets, Please
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7.05
56 votes

#17 - Tickets, Please

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/1984

Dick throws a fit and is sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie, who's never been punished for anything in her life, can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.

Directors: John Tracy
Writer: Barton Dean
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Out With the New, Inn With the Old
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7.04
48 votes

#18 - Out With the New, Inn With the Old

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/18/1985

George is upset when Dick and Harley Estin try to remodel the garage so it looks like the carriage house it was originally built as several centuries ago. Joanna hosts a rummage sale.

Directors: Dick Martin
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Look Homeward, Stephanie
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7.00
47 votes

#19 - Look Homeward, Stephanie

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/25/1985

Stephanie returns home for a brief visit, but she's soon convinced to stay when she's overwhelmed with presents. Michael is astonished by Steph's transformation to a spoiled brat. Dick tries to beat Joanna's annoying knack for guessing exactly what her birthday present will be.

Directors: Ellen Falcon
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Dick Gets Larry's Goat
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6.98
49 votes

#20 - Dick Gets Larry's Goat

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/4/1985

The Loudons feud with Larry and the Darryls after Dick alerts animal control to the brother's illegal, and annoying goat. Simply hilarious.

Writer: Barton Dean
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Pillow Fight
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6.96
50 votes

#21 - Pillow Fight

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/1985

Dick and Joanna squabble over 'creative differences' when they collaborate on a book on pillows. Larry and the boys stay at the inn while their cabin is being fumigated.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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But Seriously, Beavers
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6.94
54 votes

#22 - But Seriously, Beavers

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/1984

Dick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.

Directors: Ellen Falcon
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