The BEST episodes written by Dan Wilcox

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
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8.75
404 votes

#1 - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen

M*A*S*H - Season 11 - Episode 16

Hawkeye is sent to a mental hospital; a freak accident causes Father Mulcahy to lose his hearing; Margaret worries about her post-war plans; Charles run across a band of Chinese musicians; BJ is sent home, much to Hawkeye's dismay; Klinger decides to stay in Korea to marry Soon-Lee; a ceasefire is declared, ending the war.

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The Last Picture Show (1)
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7.78
9 votes

#2 - The Last Picture Show (1)

Growing Pains - Season 7 - Episode 23

Maggie is offered a plum job in Washington, D.C.

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One Angry Man
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7.64
207 votes

#3 - One Angry Man

Becker - Season 2 - Episode 20

John fumes when he can't get out of jury duty and then can't get picked to actually serve on a jury; Jake gets a dog.

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Settling Debts
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7.57
311 votes

#4 - Settling Debts

M*A*S*H - Season 11 - Episode 7

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

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As Time Goes By
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7.51
313 votes

#5 - As Time Goes By

M*A*S*H - Season 11 - Episode 15

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

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No More Mr. Nice Guy
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7.50
12 votes

#6 - No More Mr. Nice Guy

Good Times - Season 5 - Episode 13

J.J. assumes the role of father figure when Michael starts to slack off, prohibiting his brother from attending an awards dinner.

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Depressing News
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7.46
297 votes

#7 - Depressing News

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 12

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

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Back Pay
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7.46
387 votes

#8 - Back Pay

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 24

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

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A War for all Seasons
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7.28
364 votes

#9 - A War for all Seasons

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 6

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

Nurse Doctor
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7.23
365 votes

#10 - Nurse Doctor

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 7

A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4077th is more concerned about where their next shower will come from.

Bless You, Hawkeye
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7.21
323 votes

#11 - Bless You, Hawkeye

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 17

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

Death by Extermination
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7.20
76 votes

#12 - Death by Extermination

Diagnosis Murder - Season 2 - Episode 11

The body of a dead real estate agent is found in the walk-in closet of Mark's sister's new house. Mark and Steve have to work around Dora Sloan's annoying habits while investigating the murder.

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Goodbye, Cruel World
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7.19
373 votes

#13 - Goodbye, Cruel World

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 21

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself when he's told that he will be going home. Sidney Freedman is called in to assist.

Call Me Incontestable
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7.15
73 votes

#14 - Call Me Incontestable

Diagnosis Murder - Season 2 - Episode 15

A rash of murders made to look like suicide leads to a dating service and its beautiful customers.

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Bombshells
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7.14
332 votes

#15 - Bombshells

M*A*S*H - Season 11 - Episode 6

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

Tell a Lie, Get a Check
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7.13
61 votes

#16 - Tell a Lie, Get a Check

Newhart - Season 3 - Episode 1

Dick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the cafe. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown cafe is by stretching the truth.

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Captain's Outrageous
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7.12
360 votes

#17 - Captain's Outrageous

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 13

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied. Potter: "The Pentagon. Weird looking building. Four walls and a spare. Monument to Murphy's Law."

Wheelers and Dealers
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7.08
345 votes

#18 - Wheelers and Dealers

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 5

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

Bottle Fatigue
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7.07
392 votes

#19 - Bottle Fatigue

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 16

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

Look Ma, No Talent
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7.06
47 votes

#20 - Look Ma, No Talent

Newhart - Season 4 - Episode 12

Michael begins shirking his duties and risks his job when he tries to find a talent to impress his mother.

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Are You Now, Margaret?
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7.03
373 votes

#21 - Are You Now, Margaret?

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 2

A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, so the gang set out to help Margaret.

Cabin Fever
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7.00
1 votes

#22 - Cabin Fever

Alice - Season 4 - Episode 9

Mel, his girlfriend and the waitresses spend the weekend packed like sardines in a fishing cabin.

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The Busy Body
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6.98
81 votes

#23 - The Busy Body

Diagnosis Murder - Season 2 - Episode 4

Dr. Sloan's birthday is less than festive when he discovers the body of a prominent divorce lawyer in the Hospital pharmacy. When Steve arrives, the body is nowhere to be found. Mark and Jack work feverishly to find the body, find the culprit, and lead a tour of potential investors all at the same time.

Identity Crisis
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6.96
285 votes

#24 - Identity Crisis

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 2

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

Heroes
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6.82
299 votes

#25 - Heroes

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 18

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.