The WORST episodes of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles

Every episode of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles!

Follows the lives of property brokers in Los Angeles.

Last Updated: 6/10/2024Network: BravoStatus: Continuing
Deals, Discounts and Potential Disaster
14 votes

#1 - Deals, Discounts and Potential Disaster

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/19/2006

Malibu-based agent Chris Cortazzo works to sell a beachfront bungalow. Meanwhile, in Hollywood, Michael Wegmann tries to hit all the right notes when marketing a former record producer's modern home.

Trouble in Paradise
15 votes

#2 - Trouble in Paradise

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/12/2006

Married agents Dia and Ray wheel and deal in an effort to sell the Hollywood abode of a homeowner who plans to leave the country. In Malibu, slick Scotty Brown tries to market a Southern socialite's mountaintop house.

Relationship Negotiation
11 votes

#3 - Relationship Negotiation

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/26/2006

Newbie agent Chase Campen's real-estate savvy is tested by a buyer and a seller, who are equally unyielding. Elsewhere, agent Scotty Brown markets a renovated Malibu home---to the chagrin of the seller's wife.

Co-Listers Can't Be Choosers
22 votes

#4 - Co-Listers Can't Be Choosers

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/5/2006

While preparing for her wedding, ace condominium seller Lydia Simon attempts to market a high-priced beachfront condo in Malibu. Meanwhile, married agents Dia and Ray try to sell a divorcée's Hollywood Hills abode.

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The Ultimate Luxury Playground
69 votes

#5 - The Ultimate Luxury Playground

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/29/2006

Newbie Madison Hildebrand tries to sell his first big-money listing, a grand fixer-upper in Malibu. In Hollywood, agent Shannon McLeod attempts to market her ex-fiancé's luxurious home---without destroying their relationship.

Big Numbers, Small Deals
50 votes

#6 - Big Numbers, Small Deals

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/19/2009

Josh’s grandmother, Edith, gives him a tip about real estate in a down market, so he lists a plot of land in a golf course community, while simultaneously trying to ink a deal in Bel Air in under 24-hours. Chad lands a gem of a listing in LA’s “Golden Triangle,” but quickly finds the market’s enthusiasm for the neighborhood has tarnished. Also, Madison discovers that no matter how strong his business relationships might be, the numbers don’t always add up.

Dire Buyers
13 votes

#7 - Dire Buyers

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/26/2008

Josh's business-savvy grandmother finds him an "obituary listing," but when he ends up representing both the buyer and the seller he has to find a way to delicately negotiate. Chad tries to score a listing with an NBA star for a rental property in Las Vegas, but finds himself clashing with the star's bossy manager. Madison finds himself confused by unrequited feelings for his ex-girlfriend while house inspections reveal unexpected issues for one of his buyers.

43 votes

#8 - Epiphanies

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/9/2008

As Josh copes with suffering from a "quarter-life" crisis, he strives to find the perfect piece of land for a designer's multi-million dollar fantasy compound. Chad battles over negotiations with a seller while shepherding a longtime family friend through the process of buying her dream home. Madison reaches a career milestone with his first double-digit listing, and attempts to make a buyer - a picky client of Josh's - fall in love with the property. Meanwhile, conflict between Josh and Chad explodes.

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Three's a Crowd
9 votes

#9 - Three's a Crowd

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/3/2006

Dia and Ray try to sell a Hollywood home to a woman who is ready to move in. In Malibu, Carol Bird attempts the sale of a horse estate to a famous violinist.

Million Dollar Wild Swan Chase
74 votes

#10 - Million Dollar Wild Swan Chase

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/23/2009

Josh lists the house of his friend Dr. Sam only to realize a clever marketing scheme can quickly backfire. He also travels with Grandma Edith to the old country in an effort to sort out his memory issues. Chad wins a listing for a prime Hollywood condo project but runs into the hurdle of selling a property that exists only on paper. At Chad’s birthday party Victoria gives him a surprising gift. Madison tries to find an ideal Malibu home for a retiree only to realize that one person’s ideal is another’s nightmare. Madison attends an event in Hollywood that much to his surprise, is hosted by Chad.

In Real Estate Everything's Personal
66 votes

#11 - In Real Estate Everything's Personal

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/30/2009

Josh agrees to a co-listing with another Beverly Hills agent, but realizes she might be putting the squeeze on his commission. Chad continues to struggle moving a high-end condo, he discovers Madison might be moving in on his territory. Meanwhile, Chad tries to make time for Victoria when a big-ticket client comes walking through his door. Madison puts a dream home on the market while his clients struggle with the nightmare of sliding market conditions. He also "strips down" for a good cause while wondering if he’s revealed too much. An open house in Malibu attracts the attention of all three realtors, which results in drama.

Mondo Condo
48 votes

#12 - Mondo Condo

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/12/2008

Josh tries to make things right with Dr. Sam by finding him the perfect condo, but the listing belongs to his biggest rival, Chad. Chad is struggling with family issues while trying to sell a pair of condos for yet another demanding client. The pressure heats up for Madison, who is missing an assistant and is left in a tight situation on a high-end deal.

Just the Three of Us
35 votes

#13 - Just the Three of Us

Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/8/2022

Josh Altman, Josh Flagg and Tracy Tutor collaborate and compete with one another on a whole new level. Tracy takes a wild swing on a record-setting mansion. Altman gets a second chance at a listing. Flagg opens up about his divorce from Bobby.

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Sellers from Hell
26 votes

#14 - Sellers from Hell

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2008

In the premiere episode of the second season of Million Dollar Listing, Josh tries to persuade his pal, Dr. Sam, to buy a fixer-upper with huge profit potential, but it puts a strain on their friendship. Chad is dealing with a temperamental client who wants to sell his million-dollar condo in a not-so-million-dollar neighborhood. Meanwhile, Chad's girlfriend, Victoria, springs some surprising news on him. Madison's assistant leaves him in a bind, just as he secures one of the biggest listings of his career.

Bait and Switch
45 votes

#15 - Bait and Switch

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/4/2015

Josh Flagg is tempted with a top listing but must find the seller a new home. Meanwhile, Josh Altman faces a demanding client and the unexpected appearance of Madison Hildebrand at an open house, and an investor enlists James to shop for property.

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She's A Boss
90 votes

#16 - She's A Boss

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/2017

Josh Altman may have money on his mind, but with Heather's pregnancy, he's got baby on the brain. Josh Flagg is ready to dance to the top of the real estate market and waltz down the aisle with his fiancé. James has unresolved issues with Madison over a huge listing, but Madison wants him to Brexit his home turf. A new realtor, enters the fray and proves that she's not to be messed with.

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Busted Dreams and Busted Homes
44 votes

#17 - Busted Dreams and Busted Homes

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/7/2009

Josh tries to move a half-demolished home in Beverly Hills only to have a buyer’s agent tear into him during negotiations. Josh puts pen to paper and writes Grandma Edith’s inspiring story. Chad thinks he’s listing a house for a friend, but finds out first-hand how the foreclosure problem is taking its toll. Meanwhile, he tries to win back Victoria by mixing business and pleasure. Madison picks up a dream client in a nightmare market – a buyer with plenty of cash to spend. He re-thinks his sexuality when he sees his image in a different light. A broker invites Chad, Madison and Josh to help him with charity work, but egos clash as the agents try and work together.

Major League Listings
47 votes

#18 - Major League Listings

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/21/2015

The Brits struggle to seal the deal on a sentimental seller's home when NBA star Kris Humphries shows interest. The sports theme continues when Josh Altman pitches a listing to baseball player Brian Wilson. Also, a woman seeks her Los Angeles dream home.

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The First Husband's Club
32 votes

#19 - The First Husband's Club

Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/15/2022

Altman and Tracy go head-to-head on the sale of a historic property. Flagg continues to deal with both divorce and indecisive twins. Tracy's client, and her many cats, have fallen head over tails in love with a Diane Keaton property they must have.

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The Rocky Hazen Picture Show
31 votes

#20 - The Rocky Hazen Picture Show

Season 14 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/19/2023

Flagg and Altman team up to sell a deluxe apartment in the sky. Tracy and Heather join forces to sell the dream on a coveted Beverly Hills listing. Neither is as easy as it seems.

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24 Hours or Else
44 votes

#21 - 24 Hours or Else

Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/4/2020

Altman races against the clock after being thrown a curveball by his Bird Streets sellers. James and David experience difficulties with their Santa Monica gem as the sellers have their own ideas about price, and who the buyers should be. Tracy proves she can dominate other markets as she expands her territory for a new and massive Arizona estate.

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Sleeping with the Enemy
44 votes

#22 - Sleeping with the Enemy

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/3/2011

Tempers flare when Madison learns about Josh Altman's date with his assistant Heather.

Jumping Through Hoops for a Signature
45 votes

#23 - Jumping Through Hoops for a Signature

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2009

Josh wants a listing on 20 acres of ocean view land in Malibu, but the owner isn’t signing until he drafts and presents a marketing plan to him at his home in Montana. Chad lists a Hollywood Hills pad that should be a slam-dunk with help of another agent, while Madison hunts for investment properties for one of his most demanding clients. Chad asks his girlfriend Victoria a question that will make or break their relationship.

No Guarantees in the Real Estate Game
47 votes

#24 - No Guarantees in the Real Estate Game

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/2011

Josh Flagg must make a difficult decision; Josh Altman risks losing his commission on a favor to his mother; Madison must jump through hoops.

The Struggle Is Real
58 votes

#25 - The Struggle Is Real

Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/2019

Josh Flagg may have promised more than he can deliver on a Beverly Hills estate. James and David are forced to come to terms with the state of the Los Angeles market. Josh Altman finds himself under attack during the launch of his newest listing.

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