The WORST episodes of Men In Black: The Series

Every episode of Men In Black: The Series ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Men In Black: The Series!

They're more secretive than the CIA and more powerful than the FBI. They monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth and make sure the general public doesn't find out about it. They are an unofficial government agency. They are: the Men In Black. Following the hit movie, Agents Jay and Kay are back to protect the Earth from the scum of the universe.

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The Star System Syndrome
star
6.00
6 votes

#1 - The Star System Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/23/1999

Jay and Kay head to Hollywood to investigate the disappearances of alien actors.

Directors: Chris Dozois
Writer: Greg Weisman
The Circus Parade Syndrome
star
6.25
4 votes

#2 - The Circus Parade Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/28/2001

A member of a witness protection program for aliens is on the run from an intergalatic gang called The Association when they discover he's on Earth.

Directors: Curt Walstead
Writer: Julia Lewald
The Black Christmas Syndrome
star
6.44
9 votes

#3 - The Black Christmas Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/1998

It's up to MIB to save Christmas when Drekk kidnaps Santa Claus.

Directors: Michael Goguen
The I Want My Mummy Syndrome
star
6.57
7 votes

#4 - The I Want My Mummy Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/4/2000

Jay and Kay have to contend with a recently awakened Hyperian, which is dressed like an ancient Egyptian Mummy.

Directors: Bryan Andrews
The Bye-Bye Worm Syndrome
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6.67
6 votes

#5 - The Bye-Bye Worm Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/4/1999

When Zed orders the worms to be sent back to their home after another mishap, Jay does whatever he can to prove their innocence.

The Way Out West Syndrome
star
6.71
7 votes

#6 - The Way Out West Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/1999

When MIB fails to stop a Metaphite that threatens Phoenix, Jay and Kay have to travel back in time to the wild west to find the Metaphite's then vulnerable cocoon.

Directors: Nathan Chew
The Heads You Lose Syndrome
star
6.71
7 votes

#7 - The Heads You Lose Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/1998

Alpha is back and his alien attachments are falling apart. At first, he forces Jeebs to locate new alien body parts for him. But when Alpha discovers Troy the symbiote is at MIB, his plans change.

Directors: Chris Dozois
The Supermen in Black Syndrome
star
6.75
8 votes

#8 - The Supermen in Black Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/16/1999

The Tomassitron Matter Amplifier grants Jay, Kay and Elle super powers as well as three alien criminals, leading to a super showdown.

Directors: Nathan Chew
The Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome
star
6.77
53 votes

#9 - The Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/25/1997

A Charnok has to come to Earth and ransacked Jeebs' pawn shop as well as hunting reliable MIB informant, Frank the Pug. After some investigating, Jay and Kay learn the Charnok was trying to buy a Void Density Core from Jeebs, who didn't want to sell it. Frank made off with it during the fight and accidentally swallowed it. Now the MIB have to get the VDC out of him before it detonates and sucks the city into a miniature black hole.

Directors: Frank Paur
Writer: Mark Amato
The Long So-Long Syndrome
star
6.83
87 votes

#10 - The Long So-Long Syndrome

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/11/1997

While trying to get Skraaldians out of New York sewers, Jay uses his Noisy Cricket on one and kills it. Problem is, all Skraaldians are psychically linked and know what Jay did. And every last one will go after him to settle the score.

Directors: Frank Paur
The Lights Out Syndrome
star
6.88
8 votes

#11 - The Lights Out Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/15/2000

Kay is blinded by a Darkon ray and will need Jay's help to stop the Darkons from creating a permanent eclipse.

Directors: Bryan Andrews
Writer: Nick Dubois
The Future's So Bright Syndrome
star
7.00
5 votes

#12 - The Future's So Bright Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/2000

During pursuit of a large criminal Worm, Jay gets sent to the future and finds that the Worms rule all of Earth.

Directors: Chris Dozois
The Big Bad Bug Syndrome
star
7.00
6 votes

#13 - The Big Bad Bug Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/1998

The Queen Bug puts out a bounty on the MIB agent that took out dearly departed Edgar. Now Elle is running from some nasty bugs looking to collect the reward.

Directors: Chris Dozois
Writer: Greg Weisman
The Jack O'Lantern Syndrome
star
7.00
9 votes

#14 - The Jack O'Lantern Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/1998

It's Halloween night and trick-or-treating with the worms gets dangerous when Jay comes across an alien that kidnaps children.

Directors: Michael Goguen
The J is for James Syndrome
star
7.00
2 votes

#15 - The J is for James Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/20/2000

Jay's destructive joyride in the LTD causes him to be thrown out of MIB. Now, Jay is neuralized and back in the NYPD just as the Bugs arrive.

Directors: Jane Wu Soriano
Writer: Dean Stefan
The Zero to Superhero Syndrome
star
7.00
6 votes

#16 - The Zero to Superhero Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/26/2001

A super hero caling himself Cosmosis emerges to defend the city from evil, but he's really an alien looking to put his powers to good use. However, MIB feels his new profession could attract trouble for Earth, so they try to lure him out using Jay as bait.

Directors: Curt Walstead
Writer: Baz Hawkins
The Buzzard Syndrome
star
7.06
16 votes

#17 - The Buzzard Syndrome

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/18/1997

Jay and Kay investigate a crashed alien ship in the woods when they encounter Treblor, an alien cop from the Zombarian Retrieval Department. Treblor says the owner of the crashed ship is a fugitive named Z-Ron. While Jay goes out ahead to get Z-Ron, Kay learns Treblor isn't who he says he is.

Directors: Nathan Chew
The Cold Sweat Syndrome
star
7.09
11 votes

#18 - The Cold Sweat Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/1999

Merged together, Alpha and Dak find themselves in Antartica where a powerful alien spaceship lies buried.

Directors: Bryan Andrews
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The Endgame Syndrome (1)
star
7.17
6 votes

#19 - The Endgame Syndrome (1)

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/23/2001

Alpha, Vangus and the Ixions return to Earth, working together to threaten all life on the planet. With invasion imminent, Zed decides to reveal MIB's existence to the world.

Writer: Dean Stefan
The Hots for Jay Syndrome
star
7.17
6 votes

#20 - The Hots for Jay Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/21/2001

After eating some alien food, Jay gains the ability to throw fire. But this new power will have serious consequences if he keeps using it.

Directors: Chuck Drost
The Loose Ball Foul Syndrome
star
7.17
6 votes

#21 - The Loose Ball Foul Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2001

The Fmeks are back and trying to take over a tiny planet that resembles a baseball. To make matters worse, Kay is on the tiny planet and things are getting very hot.

The Worm-Guy Guy Syndrome
star
7.22
9 votes

#22 - The Worm-Guy Guy Syndrome

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/1999

Two Kalifadik law enforcement officials begin punishing the guilty on Earth, using teleportation guns to send them to an alien prison. As MIB tries to stop them, Jay and one of the worms pass through each in mid-teleportation and slowly turn into each other.

Directors: Jane Wu Soriano
The Dog Eat Dog Syndrome
star
7.25
8 votes

#23 - The Dog Eat Dog Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/1998

Drekk, an old friend of Frank the Pug, is running loose on Earth. And Frank faces getting boiled alive if he helps Jay and Kay apprehend him.

Directors: Nathan Chew
The Take No Prisoners Syndrome
star
7.29
7 votes

#24 - The Take No Prisoners Syndrome

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/16/1998

Dr. Lupo and other inmates of MIB's prison ward manage to break out and incapacitate most of MIB. Only Jay and the worms can save the day.

Directors: Dennis Woodyard
Writer: Dean Stefan
The Spectacle Syndrome
star
7.29
7 votes

#25 - The Spectacle Syndrome

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/2000

Jay and Kay have to rescue the worms from an alien world similar to Ancient Rome.

Directors: Chuck Drost

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